Five Fat Turkeys
Five fat turkeys sitting on a gate.
The first one said, “Oh my, it’s getting late!”
The second one said, “We’d better run away.”
The third one said, “Why are you so afraid?”
The fourth one said, “’Thanksgiving’s almost here!”
The fifth one said, “But we’re having pizza this year!”
So out came the farmer and called them all with ease,
“Thanksgiving dinner is served-with pepperoni and cheese!”