SENIOR SUPERLATIVES
You get to write the page in the school yearbook with the senior superlatives…and there’s no voting! You get to choose all 10 superlatives yourself! For this assignment, you may choose superlatives from the list below or you can invent your own. Remember that superlatives should not be based on genetics, but on personality, abilities, and talents.
Format Requirements:
The superlative statement
Your recipient
34 sentences (or more if you like) on why this person has “won” this superlative
2 supporting quotations from other people
Example:
Most likely to become President of the United States: Little Debbie
Little Debbie is more than qualified to be president of the United States because she is a natural-born citizen of the United States, she has been a permanent resident in the United
States for at least fourteen years, and she is over the age of 35. But most importantly, everything in her closet is Red, White, and Blue… so she’s ready. In addition, her snack cakes are delicious so when she says, “Let them eat cake,” no one will mind one bit.
“I’ve known little Debbie since she was knee high to a grasshopper. In the third grade she was elected class president and as such convinced the school principal to sell Little Debbie snack cakes in the school cafeteria. She’s embodied the spirit of entrepreneurship ever since.” – Debbi Fields, owner of Mrs. Fields Bakery
“My best friend, Little Debbie, cooked her first cupcake in her Easy Bake Oven at the age of three and it was delicious.” – Little Donna

Examples of Senior Superlatives: (use these or invent your own)
Person you most want to have your back in the zombie apocalypse:
Most likely to survive The Hunger Games:
Most likely to be on a reality show:
Most likely to become the next Mark Zuckerberg:
Best social media presence:
Most likely to sleep through commencement:
Most likely to go to Mars:
Most likely to be a Gryffindor:
Most likely to be a Slytherin:
Senior you wish you knew better:
Most likely to be President of the United States:
Most likely to lead a coup and seize control of a small country:
Most likely to be invited to host an episode of Saturday Night Live:
Most likely to go pro:
Most likely to end up in the Baseball Hall of Fame (or any other hall of fame):
Most likely to earn a place on the New York Times bestsellers’ list:
Most likely to set a new record in the Guinness Book of World Records:
Most likely to cure cancer:
Most likely to be a Jeopardy champion:
Most likely to make it to Broadway:
Best secret keeper:
Always gets caught:
Biggest heart breaker:
Best shoulder to cry on:
Most likely to be a millionaire before the age of 30:
Most likely to burst into song:
Most likely to brighten your day:
Most likely to quote movies:
Most likely to marry into money:
Most likely to be caught looking in the mirror:
Worst case of senioritis:
Most addicted to their cellphone:
Most likely to run a charity:
Most likely to become a teacher (principal) at Roy C. Ketcham High School:
Most likely to win a Grammy:
Most likely to travel the world:
The next Van Gogh:
Unsung hero:
Most creative excuses: