Write a Recipe for Witch’s Brew
 Pour water into the cauldron. Light the fire and allow to boil.
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 First get a chair, cow poo and stale milk.
 Chop up the chair then grind the chair mix the bits of chair, cow
poo and stale milk together. Leave to set for half an hour.
 Get half a patella and one tibia.
 Get two pots of red paint, one of purple and three of blue paint.
 Chop patella and tibia, mix paint with it.
 Next you need a frogs eyeball, an electric wire let it drip in
slime for two minutes.
 Next get a micro pig, five rats tails and two cats left paws.
 Blend all above for five minutes, if not smooth even better you
won’t now what’s going to happen.
 The first mixture should be ready by now, mix the two mixtures
together.
 Bring to the cleverest person who was in your class.
By Aine Curtin 21/10/11
Recipe for witch’s brew
 Pour water into the cauldron. Light the fire and
allow to boil.
 Put four slugs into the cauldron.
 Add one hand from a zombie.
 Half a glass of blood.
 Put in two chopped up worms.
 A half of a bats wing.
 Add two glasses of blood for it to taste better.
 When your finished chant do da di make this
the best withes brew ever there was.
By Chloe McHugh:21/10/11
recipe for Witch’s Brew
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Pour water into the cauldron. Light the fire and allow to boil.
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Add two slimy slugs 3 dead bugs stir it all together.
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4 rattly snakes mud off the rake.
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Then add bog from the lake.
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Chop off rats tails chop up cat’s whiskers.
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Stir it all together.
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Finger nails from an eagle.
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When you are finished put it in a bowl and serve to all your friends.
By Ella Browne:21/10/11
Write a recipe for witches brew.
 Pour water into the cauldron. Light the fire and allow to boil.
 Mix two earwigs and half a frogs eyeball than add six rats tails.
 Put this mixture into the cauldron allow it to boil for six minutes.
 While it is in the pot mix two dead bodies and six worms . Add them into
the pot.
 Take the mixture and put one pumpkin into the pot.
 Make some sauce to put in the magic recipe.
 Put in twenty zombies fingers and two bats ears to make the sauce.
 Pour the sauce into the cauldron. Now your recipe is finished.
By Eve Delaney:21/10/11
A recipe for witches brew.
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Pour water into the cauldron. Light the fire and allow it to
boil.
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Chop two fingers from a baby.
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Put five frogs tongues be sure to chop them up very thin.
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Pour three cups of rat puke.
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Leave it to boil for fifteen minutes and mix for the last three
minutes.
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Then add one dog ear .
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Then carefully put in a sleeping frog in and in three minutes
you might here some croaking but it is only the frog dying.
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Stir six little girls ears make sour they don’t have earrings.
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Let it sit there and when you are finished. Give it to your worst
enemy.
By Imogen Edmondson.
21/10/11
Write a Recipe for Witch’s Brew.
 Pour water into the cauldron .Light the fire and allow to boil.
 You will need 2 frog eyeballs, zombie face, vampire teeth and
14 earwigs in the cauldron.
 Mix ,stir the earwig and frogs eyeball’s altogether.
 The vampire teeth must be chopped in half.
 The zombie face should be chopped and then the brain
squashed.
 The 14 earwig eye’s must be chopped and mix with the
zombie eyes.
 Allow to boil for half an hour.
 Then the brew will be shipped to a factory to be in a bottle
and to be sold in the shop.
Be Katelyn Sheehan :21/10/11
Write a Recipe for Witch’s Brew
 Pour water into the cauldron.
 Light the fire and allow to boil.
 Pigs snot rats blood dead wasps and bees babies bottom and yellow food colouring
put slime from a frog and poison.
 Chop the babies bottom pour pigs snot dead wasps and dead bees stir and mix
everything.
 It will turn yellow and red.
 Then grate finger nails from a Dracula.
 Then put spiders on top and garlic.
 Then boil it for 14 minutes.
 Then that’s how to do a witches brew.
By Mercy Onabnajo: 21/10/11
Recipe for Witches Brew
 Pour water into cauldron. Light the fire and allow to boil.
 Throw in one frogs croak, one spine and a candle.
 Add eight bat’s wings, three pigs ears, four horse hairs and fifteen whales
tongues.
 Chop up six vampire teeth and half a fibula.
 Pour a cupful of salt, a spoonful of sugar and a third of mummies feet.
 Fill a spoon with calpol and leave aside for later.
 Cut a pumpkin in half, grate a third of star points and a half of zombies
brain: hint make sure this is your third best zombie.
 Put in your calpol now along with stale bread.
 Blend a smoothie (in the smoothie add raw eggs, gone off apple apple juice
and a chopped up ruler.
 Last throw in a childs vomit (make sure the child was sick for two years)
a wasps stinger and a whole bunch of red wool (used by Ella Browne)
and serve it to your worst babysitter.
By Anna Lafford 21/10/11
Write a recipe for Witches Brew
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Pour water into the cauldron. Light the fire and allow to boil.
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Add ten bees stings and chop a leg of a dead body.
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Then stir three times and add five frogs eyeballs and put in one snakes
tongue.
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Put a bugs head in the cauldron ,pour some milk in and a bucket of dust in as
well.
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After that put some orange juice and the biggest slug you ever saw in.
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When that’s all done, put a big fat turkey, salvia from a zombie and lots of
mud in the cauldron.
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Then put a pig’s nose in the cauldron and after that add twenty three
pumpkin’s in and that’s how you make the best witch’s brew.
By Emma McHugh 21/10/11
Write a Recipe for Witch’s Brew
 Pour water into the cauldron. Light fire and allow to boil.
 Put one human body with spiders into the cauldron.
 Mix a frog eye and cows udder in goo.
 Then grate a bats wing and add some rats tails.
 Then put 14 bottoms and 4 naughty children in.
 Add earwigs fingernails slugs and bats to get a tasty flavour.
 While the ingredients boil put a bottle of burps.
 When there is a smell of blood add a cat.
 Put a spoonful of pips in the cauldron.
 Put in 20 zombies for a tasty taste.
By Eve McCarthy 21/10/11
Recipe for Witch’s Brew
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Pour water into the cauldron. Light the fire and allow to boil.
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Add five bat’s and two dead bodies.
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Pour 1 kg of frogs poo.
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Chop up stale bread.
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Fry pumpkins for two minutes.
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Crack two gone off eggs.
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Add half a zombies head. Hint: Make sure the zombies are silly.
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Add raw rat.
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Then mix it all together and put it in the cauldron for 30 minutes and then you have a
witches brew.
By Ava Mulhern:21/10/11
Recipe for Witch’s Brew
 Pour water into the cauldron. Light the fire and allow it to boil.
 Chop half of a dead body.
 Chop the rat tail and put some pig salt on it.
 Pour in some blood.
 Chop some babies bottoms and put some pig salt.
 Add in human poo with skeleton.
 Put in some pig nose and earwigs
 Get some dead S.T John of girls in 3rd class of Miss Crowley’s.
 Give it to someone you hate.
By Elizabeth Olaniyan: 21/10/11.
Write a Recipe for Witch’s Brew
 Pour water into the caldron light the fire and allow to boil.
 Ingredients one babies used nappy two slug slime five rats tails ten cows butts.
 Stir all of that and pour in some hand gel and taste .
 Chop up some heads and them in the eye balls separate.
 Heat up some used tissues in the microwave so it is runny.
 Spread egg goo on stale bread like a sandwich .
 Leave it on for 5 minutes.
 When its cooked stir and say dipody do make this a great witches brew.
 Then send it to a school called S.t John of God School.
By Grace Thompson 21/10/11
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Write a recipe witch’s brew
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Pour water into the cauldron Light the fire and allow to boil.
Put two half of frogeye and a baby’s bottom.
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Stair it for two minutes
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Pour saliva from a zombie one fingernail from an eagle.
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Add log to fire boil faster
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A bucket of blood from a dead body
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Chop dead inserts and worms
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Mix it for a half an hour
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Then you have a witch’s brew
By Jana Molloy 21/10 / 11
Recipe for Witches Brew
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Pour water into the cauldron. Light the fire and allow to boil.
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Cut up ten worms and ten beetles put it in the blender for two
minutes.
 Get three school girls lungs.
 Throw in five hens legs.
 Steal a hand full of babies toe nails.
 Chop off one head.
 Stir every thing together.
 Put mouldy cheese and gone off milk.
 Put it in the cauldron for one hour.
 Then you have a witches brew.
By Maeve Adams 21/10/11
Recipe for Witch’s Brew
 Pour water into the cauldron .Light the fire and allow to boil .
 Put half a zombies leg one ear and a dead body and some duck pooh
 First put the half zombies leg in give it a steiar
 Throw the ear in the blender and squeeze the wax out only half of the
wax
 Next chop the dead body into a separate bowl. Put some salt and
pepper into the bowl then put the whole thing in
 Put the duck in with juice
 Leave it in the cauldron for 30 minutes and then it is a witches brew.
By Phoebe Thorpe:21/10/11