Career Seeking What Can You Do with an English Major? 10 years. Really? • Technical Writing • Corporate Communications • Information Management • Communication Strategies Business World It is better to crush than to be loved. • Whitewater World • Improving Efficiencies • Adding Value • Human Resources • Work-Life Balance • 2 week notice Unique Contribution The Invaluable English Major • We are explorers of human meaningmaking. • We are story-tellers reflecting back to the world its own definition of humanity. • We are creators who find sense in paradoxes, unanswered questions, and unyielding curiosity. • We learn the satisfactions and wonder of a passionately and skillfully rendered poem, novel, or single sentence. • We embrace ambiguity as stability, for we know we live in an ambiguous world. • We are of human meaning-making. explorers • We are story-tellers reflecting back to the world its own definition of humanity. • We are who find sense in paradoxes unreators answered questions, and unyielding curiosity. • We learn the satisfactions and wonder of a passionately and skillfully rendered poem, novel, or single sentence • We embrace ambiguity as stability, for we know we live in an ambiguous world. Do we have a Monopoly? Distinctive, high-demand competencies: • critical thinking, creativity, interpretation, verbal dexterity, persuasiveness, precision, clarity, empathy, and more. • Professional writers vs. professionals who write Be the Solution • Mit Romney • Conan O’Brien • Barbara Walters • Justice Clarence Thomas • Sigourney Weaver • Matt Damon • Statistically, no one sticks to their field anyway. • Get a degree that really prepares you for Machiavellian business. • Skillfully render ambiguity, meaning-making, and paradox. • Define, stabilize, and scope out unanswered business problems. Four Recommendations • Quantify how many pages you wrote, student projects you completed, English classes you took in one semester. Four Recommendations • Remember the names of your English peers and meet students in other departments. That is your network. Four Recommendations • Obtain professional writing samples that showcase your capacity to analyze ambiguity and paradox. (Learn to create a professional portfolio…unlike this one.) Four Recommendations • Develop technical skills and learn computer software to increase your value to the workplace. Four Recommendations • Quantify how many pages you • Obtain professional writing wrote, student projects you samples that showcase your completed, English classes you capacity to analyze ambiguity took in one semester. and paradox. • Remember the names of your • Develop technical skills and English peers and meet students learn computer software to in other departments. That is increase your value to the your network. workplace.