Doink the Clown Memorial Trash Packet
Questions by Mike Cheyne
85 tossups
1. This character is abducted from the set of an Isotoner Gloves commercial. A woman says
this man should die of gonorrhea and rot in hell after using the expression “laces out.” At
the end of the film, he helps the title character find Lois Einhorn’s hidden penis, thus
revealing she’s insane kicker Ray Finkle. For 10 points, name this character from Ace
Ventura: Pet Detective, the real-life longtime quarterback of the Miami Dolphins.
ANSWER: Dan Marino Jr.
2. In this movie, Jeremy Piven plays a womanizer disfigured by one of the title characters.
What is this film in which the Tim Daly played protagonist takes an estrogen-laced
formula to transform into a Sean Young character, a weird adaptation of a Robert Louis
Stevenson novel?
ANSWER: Dr. Jekyll and Ms. Hyde
3. After this happens to Gary Dixon, Paul Sarone nonchalantly recites a prayer while
throwing ferns into the water. The meme “stupid surprised panther” refers to an animal
dying in this manner in a film. This is how an Owen Wilson played sound engineer dies,
as does a Jon Voight played great hunter in a terrible 1997 film starring Jennifer Lopez.
For 10 points, name this mode of death in which people are killed by a gigantic South
American snake.
ANSWER: being killed by an anaconda
4. At the end of this movie, a tiger and the villainous Stavros are killed by an explosion that
the heroes escape by hiding behind a Coke machine. What is this film in which JeanClaude Van Damme plays a special agent forced to team with a weapons dealer played
by Dennis Rodman?
ANSWER: Double Team
5. In this game, player acquires “mantras” from “gurus’ which work as save codes. A
character in this game is the Dwarf King “Grieve.” A famous translation error means the
player starts the game with “1500 golds.” The protagonist lives in Eolis and must restore
the World Tree. For 10 points, name this NES game whose title is a portmanteau of
“Famicom” and “Xanadu.”
ANSWER: Faxanadu
6. This organization kidnaps United Nations delegates in the game Choplifter and unleashes
fast food taxes to acquire money in Lode Runner. What is this villainous empire from
Broderbund video games which owns a “bay” that the player must “raid” in the first
video game designed by Will Wright?
ANSWER: Bungeling Empire
7. This film ends with a Jeffrey Tambor played character taking off his toupee to greet the
protagonist. The main character rides in a helicopter piloted by an insane man near Fort
McHenry and in one scene calls “the honorable Henry T. Fleming” a “son of a bitch.” Its
best known scene features the protagonist screaming “You’re out of order! The whole
trial is out order!” For 10 points, name this Al Pacino courtroom drama.
ANSWER: And Justice for All…
8. The title character of this movie is having an affair with the Jeffrey Tambor played
“Spanky” and at the end is charged with attempted murder after shooting Trudie Tucker
with a crossbow bolt. What is this film in which a Katie Holmes protagonist combats the
vindictive title educator, played by Helen Mirren?
ANSWER: Teaching Mrs. Tingle
9. The villain of this film is inexplicably Neidermeyer, a character from the director’s
earlier film, Animal House. In one scene in this movie, the protagonist believes he is in
danger from the deadly “drive bee” in his car. In another scene, the protagonist appears
on a talk show singing the song “I’m My Own Grandpa,” and that main character
believes the phrase “return to sender” refers to a conspiracy run by Christopher Lee’s
character, Mr. Sender. This film is responsible for the running gag “Trust in the Lloyd” in
which the title characters believe God is a janitor named Lloyd. For 10 points, name this
film in which Tom Arnold plays the patriarch of a dumb family.
ANSWER: The Stupids
10. This director appears as a talk show guest in The Stupids and directed a film called Burn!,
in which Marlon Brando plays William Walker. Who is this director, who is best known
for featuring Lt. Colonel Mathieu fighting Ali la Pointe and the other FLN members in
his film The Battle of Algiers?
ANSWER: Gillo Pontecorvo
11. At the end of this film, music from Handel’s Lascia ch’io pianga plays as the protagonist
eats berries as he sees women coming towards him with their faces blurred. In one scene,
a self-disemboweling fox says the phrase “chaos reigns” to the protagonist. This film is
about all sorts of weird shit happening after the death of the son of a couple played by
Charlotte Gainsbourg and Willem Dafoe. For 10 points, name this Lars von Trier film
named for an evil being.
ANSWER: Antichrist
12. A character with this name is the father of Chip who is electrocuted while kissing
Catwoman at the end of Batman Returns. Willem Dafoe played this man in the film
Shadow of the Vampire. Who is this actor best known for playing Count Orlok in
Nosferatu?
ANSWER: Friedrich Gustav Maximilian “Max” Schreck
13. A song in this movie features the lyric “Uncle Phil is scoring.” In a memorable scene in a
restaurant, the song “Hanging Out With My Family” plays. The protagonist is a Silicon
Valley start-up dude who is dating a model. The best known film of director James
Nguyen, its title attack is blamed on “global warming.” The protagonists of this film are
ultimately saved by doves. For 10 points, name this very cheaply made horror film in
which Californians are attacked by feathered beings that shoot acid.
ANSWER: Birdemic: Shock and Terror
14. This movie features a scene where kids at a party stab a woman to death with plastic
forks. That scene in this movie features an Elizabeth Banks played woman opposed to her
Josh Duhamel played boyfriend’s animated cat, Beezel. What is this movie, which
contains fifteen other sketches featuring an all-star cast in mostly sex related plots?
ANSWER: Movie 43
15. This character is the U.S. Secretary of Balloon Doggies. In one appearance, he is
horrified to find a penguin is flying his plane because “penguins can’t fly” and in another,
he shouts “Take that, Guernica!” after destroying it with a monster truck. He isn’t Quick
Draw McGraw, but he frequently adopts the identity of “El Kabong.” He is married to
Eleanor and speaks with a New England accent. For 10 points, name this character, the
father of the title character on The Critic.
ANSWER: Franklin Sherman [accept something like Mr. Sherman]
16. An Onion article said this show enabled its host to make movies like Farce of the
Penguins. Episodes included “Alone at Last” and “Terror at 5:00.” Its host sat in a big
chair and ended each segment by saying “Eat fresh!” What is this TV show hosted by Jon
Lovitz which featured brief dramatic vignettes in between selling sandwiches like the
Italian BMT?
ANSWER: Subway Dinner Theatre [I think there was some other name for this, but who cares]
17. In a bizarre interview, this man passes out from dehydration while his interviewer keeps
asking him about Doug Flutie. In an amusing Nike commercial, Dennis Hopper fondles
the shoes of this man while saying “Bad things, man.” The “most honored player in
Virginia Tech football history” according to Wikipedia, this man broke Reggie White’s
record by sacking Jesse Palmer. For 10 points, name this Hall of Fame defensive end
from the Bills who holds the record for the most quarterback sacks.
ANSWER: Bruce Smith
18. A coach with this name was the first ever Buccaneers offensive coordinator and coached
the Raiders in Super Bowl II. A pitcher with this name won the first game in the history
of Nationals Park and replaced Chad Cordero as Nationals closer. Who is this former
Minnesota Twins closer, the tallest player in MLB history?
ANSWER: Jon Rauch
19. In another film, audience members watching this movie laugh at a character asking if has
time for a smoke and pancake before he goes to prison. In one enjoyable scene, a cigarsmoking antagonist played by Danny DeVito shouts “Hey, assholes! I’m right over
here!” and fires an automatic rifle. It stars Tom Cruise as the title character, who partners
with the Gwyneth Paltrow played Dixie Normous. For 10 points, name this fictional film
which is being filmed at the beginning of the third Austin Powers film and whose title
references Octopussy.
ANSWER: Austinpussy [prompt on Austin Powers in Goldmember]
20. This duo is ultimately arrested for associating with fugitive Tim Wattley, even though
most of their actions are legal under Citizens United. They convince a Zach Galifianakis
played character to run for Congress against a Will Ferrell character. Who are these
villainous siblings from the movie The Campaign, a parody of the real-life Koch
brothers?
ANSWER: The Motch Brothers
21. This action happens once with the introduction mentioning “Sir Graham Higgins” and his
“operatic favorites.” In that episode, this action is confused for stripping by women who
throw money at him and is done to the tune of “Thriller.” In one instance of it, its
perpetrator grabs a candle from a table to use as a microphone. It was almost always done
to the tune of Tom Jones’ “It’s Not Unusual.” For 10 points, name this action carried out
by Will Smith’s unhip cousin on The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.
ANSWER: Carlton dance
22. This actor provided the singing voice of Jethro in Prince of Egypt. He played a guy who
dies in a bungee jumping accident while proposing marriage. Besides playing Trevor on
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, he played Frasier Crane’s nemesis within his apartment
building. Who is this Broadway star and portrayer of Cam Winston?
ANSWER: Brian Stokes Mitchell
23. In one role, this actor’s character insists poems be written in the rhyme scheme “a, b, b, a,
a, b, b, a, c, d, e, c, d, e” before asking “What are you waiting for, Chinese New Year?”
Despite working at a poetry journal in the episode “Moe’N’a Lisa,” his character
demands “photos of Spider-Man” in one guest role. For 10 points, name this actor whose
guest roles on The Simpsons allude to his live-action role of J. Jonah Jameson in SpiderMan.
ANSWER: Jonathan Kimble Simmons
24. This is the best known television show created by the singer of “The Pina Colada Song,”
Rupert Holmes. Its characters included a man supposedly killed in a bombing raid,
station manager Victor Comstock. What is this early AMC series about a fictional
Pittsburgh radio station?
ANSWER: Remember WENN
25. In one scene in this film, a dwarf character does not understand what the word “book”
means before howling like a wolf and shouting that “demons fear noise” at the
protagonist. The protagonist, Father LaForgue, cannot get Chomina to convert to
Christianity before he dies. For 10 points, name this Canadian film about a Jesuit priest
ministering to the Huron.
ANSWER: Black Robe
26. At the beginning of this film, a character spots the “Brumby mob,” which is a group of
horses. This film is based on a poem by Banjo Patterson, who also wrote the poem
“Waltzing Matilda.” What is this Australian film in which Kirk Douglas plays two
brothers, one of which is a would-be prospector?
ANSWER: The Man from Snowy River
27. In his first scene, this character tells a girl to report compliments to her ass “before it gets
so big it forms its own website.” This character insists that cheerleaders “are dancers who
have gone retarded.” In his most memorable scene, he smashes a stool and shouts “these
are not spirit fingers…THESE are spirit fingers.” For 10 points, name this dance
choreographer from the film Bring It On.
ANSWER: Sparky Polastri
28. Name or description acceptable. This character recommends giving a “big hand” to
someone whose plane went down over Afghanistan. In his first appearance, he says that a
character “got away from us,” which is taken to mean death instead of actually getting
away. Who is this physician who frequently delivers misconstrued bad news to the Bluth
family?
ANSWER: Doctor Fishman [or the Literal Doctor from Arrested Development]
29. In one scene in this movie, a female character sits in a urinal while suggesting to Wally
Snur that the protagonist is a thief. A memorable scene in this film is a character shouting
“IT’S THE ONLY ARGUMENT I NEED, SHAWN!” while arguing with a kid about
LeBron vs. Jordan. The protagonist is despised by Amy Squirrel and ends up dating a
Jason Segel played gym instructor. For 10 points, name this film in which Cameron Diaz
plays the title poor educator.
ANSWER: Bad Teacher
30. In this film, a writer played by Josh Brolin has an affair with a musicologist named Dia.
The Anthony Hopkins played character in this film marries a prostitute, while his ex-wife
dates an occult bookshop owner. What is this 2010 Woody Allen film in which many of
the characters become interested in astrology?
ANSWER: You Will Meet a Tall Dark Stranger
31. The title character of this film has a dog named Rimshot and at one point asks the villain
“how about a bumper sandwich, booger lips?” before chuckling, an image that has
frequently inspired gifs labeled “trollface.” The antagonist of this film is named Trantor
who can only be destroyed by the “heart of a child.” For 10 points, name this film in
which the Jim Varney played idiot contends with trolls on Halloween.
ANSWER: Ernest Scared Stupid
32. This song won the first ever CMA Music Video of the Year Award and it ends with a
ghostly Cadillac flying into the night sky, an allusion to how singer’s father died. Its
familiar use ended after its singer compared Obama to Hitler. What is this Hank Williams
Jr. song that for many years was the theme song for Monday Night Football?
ANSWER: “All My Rowdy Friends Are Coming Over Tonight/Are Here on Monday Night”
33. The Scottish group Discopolis’ song “Falling” has a subtitle referencing this other group.
It performs to the Duran Duran song “Notorious.” The protagonist’s mother serves as a
chaperone for members in California shortly after Kitty Farmer says she questions Rose’s
commitment to this group. For 10 points, name this fictional dance group in the film
Donnie Darko.
ANSWER: Sparkle Motion
34. At the end of this film, the title character leaves a lunchbox inside a dinosaur statue. A
villain in this film is Lucas, who is an expert at using the Power Glove, but is ultimately
defeated at Super Mario Brothers 3. What is this Fred Savage film in which the title
character is an ace at playing Nintendo?
ANSWER: The Wizard
35. This song appears after the protagonist sees an advertisement for Hawaiian Airlines. The
singer says he’s not going to see a psychiatrist. It begins with the phrase “everybody
hates you” and repeats the title five times in the middle with the interjection that the title
person’s music is “fucking terrible.” For 10 points, name this self-loathing song created
by the Jason Segel played protagonist in Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
ANSWER: “Peter, you suck”
36. The singer in this music video walks through the Parc de Saint-Cloud in Paris. It led to
the first female artist winning MTV Video of the Year and it famously has tears roll
down each cheek of the singer’s face at the end. What is this music video that mostly
shows a close-up of Sinead O’Connor singing lyrics about someone taking love away?
ANSWER: “Nothing Compares 2 U” music video
37. This character has a son named “Prince Talon” in a 1996 cartoon. He calls the hero an
“impetuous boy” before asking “who wants to live forever” and telling Squadron 40 to
“diiiive.” In his film appearance, he is played by Brian Blessed and has the memorable
line “GORDON’S ALIVE?!” For 10 points, name this prince of the Hawkmen in the
Flash Gordon series.
ANSWER: Prince Vultan
38. This character’s best friend is a Vietnamese diner owner named Dave Quat. He works at
the TV station WFDR-TV, where he objects to Mr. Norseworthy’s political correctness
even though he was only hired to fill the quota of “Amphibious Americans.” Who is this
politically conservative duck in a namesake comic strip?
ANSWER: Mallard Fillmore
39. This character, when seeing ants checking a certain smell, wonders if they are looking for
“deodor-ant.” He says he likes banana splits better after seeing a banana float. When
shrinking to go into someone’s body, he notes it’s an inside job. After saying these lines,
all the other characters shout this character’s first name in a disgusted manner. For 10
points, name this character who enjoys telling bad jokes on The Magic School Bus.
ANSWER: Carlos Ramon
40. This character says “little boys don’t belong here” when taunting the protagonist. In his
most famous cartoon appearance, he dresses as a kangaroo but Rush bites him in the rear
end, revealing his butt which instantly gives him away. In the video games, he is
generally seen as a construction robot. For 10 points, name this Mega Man villain, a
super strong robot.
ANSWER: Guts Man
41. This man plays the “narc” who arrests Henry Hill at the beginning of Goodfellas and
Wikipedia says the film Bad Lieutenant is based on his own experiences. Stephen
Baldwin played him in the film One Tough Cop. This man now spends his time
investigating the truth behind “Market Fresh Sandwiches.” For 10 points, name this
stupid “legendary detective” who now appears in Arby’s commercials.
ANSWER: Richard “Bo” Dietl
42. This character asks Eddie Brock if he wants it “very painful” or “sort of painful.” While
wearing the alien costume, Spider-Man screams that he will chase this villain TO THE
ENDS OF THE EARTH, even though this guy says getting rid of Spidey “will be a
blast.” For 10 points, name this villain who shoots “vibro-blasts” on the Spider-Man
cartoon.
ANSWER: The Shocker
43. These creatures are being trained to sort tiny screws. They scream “Freedom! Horrible
freedom!” after an accident involving ruffled potato chips. Kent Brockman suggests he
can help round up slaves in the mines for these creatures, which he refers to them as “our
new insect overlords.” For 10 points, name these insects from the Simpsons episode
“Deep Space Homer.”
ANSWER: ants
44. These items are equivalent to five British pounds, although that is contingent on the
successful kidnapping and ransom of the British Queen. Sagat maintains this isn’t worth
the paper it’s printed on, however. What is this fictional currency invented by the leader
of Shadaloo in the film Street Fighter?
ANSWER: Bison Dollars
45. Before he dies, this character notes “death is but a door. Time is but a window.” He was
killed at age 105 after being poisoned, shot, stabbed, hung, stretched, disemboweled,
drawn and quartered. He takes control of the Peter MacNichol played curator Janosz
Poha. This villain uses “mood slime” as part of his scheme to possess Dana Barrett’s
baby and become reborn. For 10 points, name this Carpathian tyrant who appears as an
evil painting in the film Ghostbusters II.
ANSWER: Vigo the Carpathian
46. The villain of this film is “Ratan,” who is played by Gul Dukat actor Marc Alaimo. The
protagonist is a Calvinist businessman from Grand Rapids, Michigan, who teams with a
Peter Boyle played P.I. and a hooker. It is well known for a scene in which the
protagonist shouts “Turn it off!” while watching a traumatic film. For 10 points, name
this film in which George C. Scott plays a father who discovers his daughter becomes a
porn actress.
ANSWER: Hardcore
47. This is the best-known live action role of the guy who voiced Jake Long the American
Dragon and Zuko from Avatar: The Last Airbender. This character is called a “prison
barber” and “substitute chemistry teacher” by a lawyer. He is killed by the title villain but
not before telling the protagonist, Peter Banning, that he wishes he had a father like him.
For 10 points, name this leader of the Lost Boys in the movie Hook.
ANSWER: Rufio
48. This line is spoken shortly after a character asks for the marmalade to be passed. This line
is spoken after the protagonist becomes frustrated at a man who feels mentoring is
“taxing” and is named Haymitch Abernathy. It is said by Effie Trinket after Katniss uses
her knife. For 10 points, name this three word phrase expressing disapproval with the
vandalizing of a table in The Hunger Games film.
ANSWER: “That is mahogany!”
49. This film ends with one character using a laser gun to destroy an annoying traffic light.
The villain is “General Suitor,” who transforms into a lizard mutant when wounded. The
protagonist is attacked by bounty hunters, one of which is played by The Undertaker. The
title character, Shep Ramsey, ends up living with the architect Charlie Wilcox, who is
played by Christopher Lloyd. For 10 points, name this Hulk Hogan film where he plays
an alien warrior.
ANSWER: Suburban Commando
50. This film ends as Beethoven’s Seventh Symphony plays as the protagonist and his love
sit down and decompose in a time-lapse sequence. The protagonist was created by Arthur
Frayn’s genetic engineering and he eventually remembers reading The Wizard of Oz. The
title entity offers the command “The gun is good, the penis is evil.” This movie imagines
a world featuring Eternals and Exterminators, who worship the title god. For 10 points,
name this sci-film set in a futuristic Earth which stars Sean Connery.
ANSWER: Zardoz
51. The protagonist shouts “if you’re real, you better tell me right now!” after asking this
character “what the hell are you doing out here?” Numerous YouTube videos purport to
show this figure’s head moving when he is first noticed. This figure is shot by Robert
Neville after he is seen outside a department store. For 10 points, name this mannequin
from the film I Am Legend.
ANSWER: Fred
52. This actor played a character who wears an explosive electronic codpiece and is
accompanied by a woman named Spangle. That character was named Sam Hell, who
ventures into the mutant city “Frogtown.” In his most famous role, this actor’s character
has an endless fight with the Keith David played Frank Armitage and says he is here to
chew bubblegum and kick ass, but is out of bubblegum. For 10 points, name this star of
John Carpenter’s They Live, a wrestler noted for wearing a kilt.
ANSWER: Roddy Piper [or Roderick Toombs]
53. This item is said to be better than a similar product created by Steven Seagal called
Lightning Bolt. People who use this item should buy new shoes because they will wear
out their old ones by kicking people’s ass. It will make its users become interested in
crushing human skulls. It contains electrolytes which are “extremely awesome” and “five
kinds of sugar.” For 10 points, name this fictional sports drink in the film Idiocracy.
ANSWER: Brawndo
54. This man claimed the 1998 Badgers were the worst team ever to play in a Rose Bowl
even though they won the game. Googlebombing suggests this man killed five hookers
while in college. On August 30, this man was hired as an analyst for Fox Sports
Southwest and was immediately dismissed on September 2. His son’s placement in an
electrical closet led to the removal of Texas Tech coach Mike Leach. For 10 points, name
this former Southern Methodist running back.
ANSWER: Craig James
55. In one appearance, this man grabs the gun after a deranged man forces David Horowitz to
read his manifesto. In another appearance, he describes “hackers on steroids.” Currently
living in Buffalo, he has quit such jobs as hosting a TV show that appears at a gas pump.
This man’s son is a slacker who hangs out with singer Mark Cherry and he hosts the
show To Entrap a Local Predator. For 10 points, name this real-life newscaster
frequently seen in episodes of Arrested Development.
ANSWER: John Beard
56. This scene comes after a series of short scenes where a character watches children
walking into a theater and works at a health department. It features Nancy Bellicec
noticing Matthew Bennell while walking near City Hall. This scene memorably ends with
the camera zooming in on a Donald Sutherland character, who is screaming a shrill noise,
revealing that he is an alien. For 10 points, name this scene, the ending of a 1978 horror
remake about “pod people.”
ANSWER: the ending of Invasion of the Body Snatchers
57. In one film, this character meets up with his Vietnam War comrade Terry Silver, who
bought the institution this man runs. At the beginning of one film, he is told “no mercy”
by his enemy, who ends up merely tweaking his nose. This man is best known for telling
Johnny Lawrence to “sweep the leg” in order to defeat Daniel, the apprentice of his
nemesis, Mr. Miyagi. For 10 points, name this evil sensai, the bad guy in the Karate Kid
movies.
ANSWER: John Kreese
58. In Suicide Squad, the villain who turned out to be the one that threw pies at everyone else
used this weapon in his normal identity. This object titles the song that plays at the very
end of the fourth season of Arrested Development. Tim Drake’s father killed a villain
who used this weapon; that man was “Digger” Harkness, a Flash villain who spoke with a
thick accent. For 10 points, name this Australian weapon which always returns when
thrown.
ANSWER: boomerang
59. This character’s prospective husband says she can call him “Big Papa Smurf” before
dying in a classic Lorne Greene death pose. She points out that a villain has removed a
lightsaber from its original packaging. Clobber Girl and Stretch Dude point out her
character is unable to fly. In order to explain away errors, she points out a “wizard did it.”
This woman is kidnapped by the Comic Book Guy played “Collector” in a Simpsons
appearance. For 10 points, name this actress who played Xena.
ANSWER: Lucy Lawless
60. This action is about to be accompanied by the words “block block” before a phone call
interrupts it being performed around P-Hound. This action angers Mexicans because it is
considered a slur on sexuality. Buster points out this action is illogical because certain
animals don’t clap. For 10 points, name this action which is always accompanied by
incompetent dances by members of the Bluth family on Arrested Development.
ANSWER: calling someone a chicken [or chicken dance]
61. This actor’s reading of the line “I’ll go to the papers if I have to” is a highlight of the antiprejudice film That’s What I Am. He recently played an EMT technician in 12 Rounds:
Reloaded. This actor was originally cast in the lead in the third Marine film before the
Marines objected to his real-life bad discharge history. He is the son of the cast-sporting
“Cowboy Bob.” For 10 points, name this wrestler, as of now the current WWE champion.
ANSWER: Randy Orton
62. In one appearance, this action is carried out in vengeance after its perpetrator cannot enter
a fission-powered toaster in the science fair, thus causing him to go after a bake sale. This
action’s most famous instance was created for The Super Dictionary. This action is
judged to be “terrible” and it occurs “when no one was looking.” For 10 points, name this
specific food-related theft perpetrated by Lex Luthor.
ANSWER: stealing forty cakes
63. After one of this man’s actions, Jim Henderson could be heard screaming “Oh my God,
how could he do that?” The last player remaining from the 1980’s who was still active in
pro football, he was hired as a consultant for Garrett Hartley. This man is tragically best
remembered for missing an extra point after the River City Relay. For 10 points, name
this longtime New Orleans Saints kicker.
ANSWER: John Carney
64. This man’s daughter became the Crimson Cowl to fight the Thunderbolts. After he takes
shoes away from someone, he yells at him “That’s HOW I FEEL!” He refers to a weapon
called the “Ex-Wife” as his “Pieta.” He tells Ivan Vanko that he doesn’t speak Russian.
For 10 points, name this industrial rival of Tony Stark, who was played by Sam Rockwell
in Iron Man 2.
ANSWER: Justin Hammer
65. This character says that “sporks” are better than spoons because of their hybrid nature.
This character is impressed by a woman having 4,076 Facebook friends and screams
when someone shows her a chameleon. Usually wearing a red shirt or top, she frequently
addresses customers attending “the biggest sales event of the year” to recommend buying
a Camry. For 10 points, name this woman who appears as a receptionist in Toyota
commercials.
ANSWER: Jan
66. A discussion of these objects appears in a monologue haranguing a “room in some twobit back street town in Oklahoma.” These objects are said not to fit in “the most beautiful
house in Brentwood.” Sean Phillips’ HSQB avatar is of a woman talking about one of
these objects, which are not meant to be used with beautiful dresses. For 10 points, name
these closet implements objected to by Joan Crawford in Mommie Dearest.
ANSWER: wire hangers
67. This character shouts that no one has ever defeated him (speaking in the third person) and
no one ever will. He decides to turn a boy named Kip into his mascot, but the kid calls
him a thug. When showing Kip to his room, he asks if the kid likes cornflakes. He has a
big scar on his chest caused by Ryu. For 10 points, name this eyepatch-sporting villain in
the Street Fighter series.
ANSWER: Sagat
68. This actor played a character whose Cloris Leachman played secretary is allergic to
animal hair. In one film role, this man played the head of World Wide Studios, Lew Lord.
In a movie, he orders the preparation of the standard “rich and famous contract” for
Kermit the Frog. For 10 points, name this man who once did a memorable commercial
for frozen peas, the director of Citizen Kane.
ANSWER: Orson Welles
69. One of the people speaking this line suggests they take a break, but is told we “never
quit…again! Again!” It is said many times in a room by a woman standing next to a
calendar talking to a man wearing a tie, sitting in a chair. This line is frequently mangled
by a syllable being pronounced “dam.” This line is spoken many times after the
protagonist asks for the greatest “accent coach in the world.” For 10 points, name this
seven word phrase that Inspector Clouseau is unable to pronounce with an American
accent in The Pink Panther remake.
ANSWER: “I would like to buy a hamburger”
70. This character records a message describing “an old story, the fight for love and glory” as
he tells Bob Morton he’s cashing him out. When being punched many times, Clarence
Boddicker says he works for this man. The senior president of OCP, he is killed by the
title character after being fired by the Old Man. For 10 points, name this villain in the
first Robocop film.
ANSWER: Dick Jones
71. In one appearance, this man fumbles a line by saying that at a particularly dangerous
event, weapons are not only welcomed…they’re allowed. He will play Drax the
Destroyer in the Guardians of the Galaxy movie. He screamed “You’re supposed to be
my friend!” when beating up Rey Mysterio. After watching the Great Khali destroy a
basketball, he said “basketballs…don’t hold grudges.” For 10 points, name this wrestler
known as the “Animal.”
ANSWER: Batista [or Dave Bautista]
72. This is the most infamous action which appears in a montage that includes selling
Manhattan Island back and renaming Bernard Baruch’s private bench. In the short Rebel
Rabbit, this action is one of several done to prove that rabbits can be dangerous and is
accompanied by the line “South America, take it away!” It is done by Bugs Bunny using
a saw in an image that is frequently an Internet gif. For 10 points, name this event which
would remove a state where Chris Borglum resides from the Union.
ANSWER: cutting off Florida from the United States
73. Roy Rooster considers joining these characters’ show because they wouldn’t hit him with
pies. They consist of Billy, Bobby, and Bertie, and they annoy the protagonist by having
their TV show replace Binky the Clown. Their opening song says they “always get
along…if you ever disagree, it means that you are wrong.” For 10 points, name these
overly cheerful animals that annoy Garfield on his cartoon show.
ANSWER: The Buddy Bears
74. This action is first done to a character who is discussing not running the Bay to Breakers
race. Denny does this action when Peter does not want to play football, and it is done to
Mark, a “bastard” who is “no good.” Usually done by the stupid foreign-accented Johnny,
it is always accompanied by the nonsensical phrase “cheep cheep cheep.” For 10 points,
name this action used to mock wimps in the film The Room.
ANSWER: calling someone a chicken
75. In one scene in this sequence, a character played by Jeremy Piven says he will take
someone home and “just punish you.” Its best known scene features one of the stars’ cell
phones going off during a shoot, prompting his co-star to say “you waste our film!” It
ends with a character saying “Damn!” and proclaiming someone who fell out of a
building will not be in the sequel. For 10 points, name this sequence that plays in the end
credits of the second film starring Chris Tucker and Jackie Chan.
ANSWER: The blooper reel of Rush Hour 2
76. Name or description acceptable. The last thing we hear in this sequence is a voice
screaming “WHERE’S MY JELLO?!” A character who asks for clams is called a
“wacko.” Telly and another monster refuse to go in, although Maria does and is hit by
food a lot. One of the few humans here is a waitress played by Sandra Bernhard, and the
food is served by catapult. For 10 points, name this dirty restaurant loved by Oscar in the
film Sesame Street: Follow That Bird.
ANSWER: Don’t Drop Inn
77. This character wonders why he is called “craphead” and screams “MAJOR INPUT!”
after he runs away from his Michael McKean played friend. In one appearance, he
screams at a bad guy “OSCAR, YOU WILL NOT GET AWAY! I AM REALLY
PISSED OFF!” He names himself after an El DeBarge dance hit. This character chases
down a villain while the song “Holding Out for a Hero” plays and ultimately uses a
dockside crane to stop him. For 10 points, name this robot, the protagonist of the Short
Circuit films.
ANSWER: Johnny 5
78. The protagonist of this movie electrocutes Chip with jumper cables before strangling his
girlfriend with a car antenna. This film ends with Sister Mary waking up and seeing the
decapitated Mother Superior. Its protagonist is the brother of Billy, the killer from the
first movie. Its most notable scene is when the killer, Ricky Caldwell, shouts
“GARBAGE DAY!” as he shoots a dude. For 10 points, name this sequel to a film about
a serial killer who strikes on Christmas Eve.
ANSWER: Silent Night, Deadly Night 2
79. This character says the saddest thing he has ever seen is a fat man stuck in a pipe, moving
his legs. He sarcastically says he doesn’t have a magic lens that can see through people’s
souls before saying one of his colleague’s souls is black. This man indignantly asks
“when’s my right time?” and angrily shouts that he can’t see through metal. He has
unbridled hatred for the man usually communicating with him, Kent Brockman. For 10
points, name this traffic reporter on The Simpsons.
ANSWER: Arnie Pye
80. In this town, a character says he hates it because he is frequently called “square” by his
colleagues at work. At school, students are forced to read chapters 1-77 QUIETLY.
Home to the top research lab in the world, this location outlaws the use of superpowers.
The protagonists briefly move here away from Townsville. For 10 points, name this town
where the title characters briefly move in an episode of The Powerpuff Girls.
ANSWER: The town of Citysville
81. An Internet meme adds this seven word phrase as a way to interrupt Shane Douglas’
angry speech that inaugurated ECW. In its actual usage, it interrupts someone talking
about the work of Louis Pasteur and is spoken by Olsen Johnson in a bar in Rock Ridge.
For 10 points, name this seven word phrase that introduces the Alex Karras played
hulking thug in Blazing Saddles.
ANSWER: “never mind that shit…here comes Mongo”
82. If this character kills the player, he chuckles and says “YOU ARE DEAD.” He creates a
blue, glowing shield by screaming “SHIELD!” and knocks the player off a cliff after
shouting “Welcome…TO DIE!” He frequently mocks the player as an “X-chicken.” For
10 points, name this villain in the X-Men arcade game, who says he is the “master of
magnet.”
ANSWER: Magneto
83. The protagonist of this film discovers an ad in Screw magazine belonging to the wife of
preacher Big Stoop. This film’s best known scene comes when Tim Madden reads a note
from Madeline informing him that his wife was having an affair with her husband. That
scene features the “worst line reading ever” when the Ryan O’Neal played protagonist
shouts “Oh man! Oh God! Oh man! Oh God!” over and over. For 10 points, name this
film written and directed by Norman Mailer and based on his novel.
ANSWER: Tough Guys Don’t Dance
84. Shortly after offering this object to a female character, a male character says she is “so
stupid,” prompting her to apologize “even though you’re crying for me.” This object is
made by Genis and given by a character who asks, “hot, isn’t it?” Infamously, Lloyd
proclaims this to be hot, then cold, then hot in quick succession to Colette. For 10 points,
name this drink used to demonstrate a character cannot sense anything in Tales of
Symphonia.
ANSWER: coffee
85. In another video game, this character’s role is usurped by Jamil Herd. Sometimes called
Norm, he is a stern looking, glasses-wearing dude with a beard. His best known line is
indignantly shouting YOU CAN’T CUT BACK ON FUNDING! YOU WILL REGRET
THIS! For 10 points, name this character who advises on things like railways in a video
game about building cities.
ANSWER: the transit advisor in SimCity 2000