Life Is Not a Stage An autobiography by Florence Henderson with Joel Brokaw By MacKenzie Bernard Here’s the story of a lovely lady Who didn’t exactly bring up three very lovely girls (but she did have hair of gold). And her story didn’t involve marrying a man named Brady … Who wasn’t really busy with three boys of his own The lovely lady had already met a different fellow, Ira Bernstein, and they had four kids of their own And therefore never had a hunch that this group must somehow form a family. But most people will always remember she was part of a group that would form a family. But that’s the way she became (part of) the … Florence was a success on Broadway before the Brady Bunch As Nellie Forbush in “South Pacific” on Broadway And she was a regular on the “Today Show” But life was not always happy for Florence. She was the youngest of 10 children and had never had the happiest home; being raised by often unaffectionate parents and always being poor. Additionally she was sad because she and Ira stopped getting along She cheated on him with John Lindsay, the mayor of New York City. She and Ira got divorced. She was also linked to her TV son With Barry Williams (Greg Brady) She married John Kappas, a hypnotherapist in 1987 and was happy. He died in 2002. After John died, Florence became very spiritual. She started to see dragonflies very frequently and took it as a sign that John was still watching over her. She even became a licensed hypnotherapist just like her husband was. Since then she has been one of the oldest dancers on “Dancing with the Stars”. And was honored with a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. But no matter what she does or how she succeeds, she’ll always be remember for one thing … And that’s for being Carol Brady on … The End