Gene LeCouteur St. Stephen’s Episcopal Church Richmond, VA Palmer Hall Chapel 9 a.m. October 21, 2012 The Twenty-first Sunday after Pentecost, Year B “Teacher’s Pet” First of all, during my sermon today I am going to ask you some questions. I want you to help me out by giving me answers to those questions. I promise not to make fun of you or anything like that. I really want your help. Can you promise to try and answer the questions when I ask them? If you can say yes! Good. When I hear today’s story with the two brothers asking for special treatment and the other ten disciples getting mad at them I cannot help but think about being in elementary school. Here we have two guys who want to be teacher’s pets so they go and ask the teacher in this case Jesus for special privileges. When I was in elementary school that special privilege was to clean the blackboard erasers. Does anyone even know what I am talking about when I mention cleaning the blackboard erasers (grandparents, moms and dads you can raise your hands). Kids do you have blackboards in your classrooms? Great, so a least some of you know what I am talking about. So back in elementary school everyone wanted to clean the blackboard and dust the erasers. Dusting the erasers seemed like something everyone wanted to do, but I am not sure anyone knew why. Once you got to dust the erasers you had chalk dust all over your hands, clothes, and in your hair. And if the erasers were really dusty the chalk got in your nose and mouth no. It was gross. Yet everyone wanted to do it. Compared to dusting the erasers, what the brothers James and John ask for seems pretty cool. They want to sit on either side of Jesus in his glory. It is like having the best seat at the table. They want to sit closest to the coolest guy in the world, Jesus. However Jesus tells them that they do not know what they are asking for. He tells them you are going to have to drink the cup he drinks and be baptized as he was. At first this could sound pretty easy right? But do you think Jesus means they are going to have a drink and then be baptized or do you think Jesus means something else? I think he means something else. He is telling James and John that they are going to have to go through what Jesus will go through. That means being persecuted by the Romans and the Temple authorities and being killed by the rulers by them. That is what happens to Jesus, and Jesus is saying that will happen to James and John. I am not sure that James and John understand this, because they agree so quickly. But they do agree and Jesus says that they will get that cup and baptism (that is the persecution and death), but, and here is the catch, they get the hard stuff, but Jesus cannot promise them that they can sit on his right and left in glory. It seems that Jesus does not make that decision. Now if Jesus does not make the decision who do you think does make the decision? Do you think it could be Jesus’ parents Mary and Joseph? Parents get to make decisions sometimes. Perhaps it is the emperor of Rome? Kings and emperors get to make decisions. Well if it is not them then who could it be? God of course. So James and John ask Jesus for special privileges, but instead they get the hard stuff, and maybe they don’t get what they wanted. What’s more all of their friends get mad at them for asking for special privileges, for wanting to be the teacher’s pet. But when Jesus hears all of the disciples arguing we learn something important about the gospel. Jesus tells the disciple to stop arguing, because what Jesus is teaching people is that being special is not what God wants from us. Instead God wants us to learn to help people, to serve people, to love people as God loves them. To put it another way, to be Jesus’ bestie is not about getting to hang out with Jesus and have the good seats at the table. It is about living the way Jesus lives and loving the way Jesus loves. That means that we do not think about ourselves first, but we think about other people first. We are to think about how we can care for people, help them, and love them, just as Jesus does. Maybe that is why when I was in elementary school we all wanted to dust the erasers for the teacher. It wasn’t that we wanted to be special, we wanted to help her because we loved and cared for her. It is finding those things, big and little, that help others and shows our love for them that Jesus wants from us. As for where we sit at the table, well only God knows, but just being at the table with Jesus will be pretty wonderful, no matter where we sit. 2 ©2012 Eugene LeCouteur