Program Guide
Melbourne
Sunday, April 7, 2013
6:00AM
Home Shopping
Shopping program.
G
6:30AM
Home Shopping
Shopping program.
G
7:00AM
Naked City: Debt Of Honour (R)
A gambler decides he loves a woman more than crime and defies the syndicate to tell her so before she leaves him
to return to Italy. Starring HORACE MCMAHON, PAUL BURKE, HARRY BELLAVER and NANCY MALONE.
PG
8:00AM
Bless Me Father: A Back To Front Wedding (R)
Father Duddleswell is late for a society wedding so that the reception must be held before the ceremony. Starring
ARTHUR LOWE, DANIEL ABINERI, GABRIELLE DAYE, PATRICK MCALINNEY and CHARLES PEMBERTON.
PG
8:30AM
Home Shopping
Shopping program.
G
9:00AM
Home Shopping
Shopping program.
G
9:30AM
Mad About You: The Late Show (R) 'CC'
Ex-lovers Fran and Ira each secretly tell Paul and Jamie a different story, resulting in a cascade of mistaken
identities. Starring HELEN HUNT, PAUL REISER, RICHARD KIND, LEILA KENZLE and ANN RAMSEY.
PG
10:00AM
7TWO Sunday Movie Matinee: The Swordsman (R) (1948)
A longstanding feud threatens the romance between two lovers who come from rival Scottish clans. Starring
LARRY PARKS, ELLEN DREW, GEORGE MACREADY, EDGAR BUCHANAN and RAY COLLINS.
PG (V)
11:30AM
The Hook & The Cook: Warrnambool
Paul puts his own spin on Surf & Turf, and then the boys explore Warrnambool and travel the Great Ocean Road.
PG
12:00PM
Gary Rhodes' Local Food Heroes: North East (R)
Join renowned chef Gary Rhodes in his search to find those that go the extra mile in the name of high quality local
food.
G
1:00PM
The Emeril Lagasse Show: Bam For Your Buck (R)
Emeril's showing you how to throw a bash on a budget!
PG
2:00PM
Who's The Boss?: Sam's Novel Romance (R) 'CC'
Samantha discovers a new-found passion for books when a cute graduate student asks her to join his literary club.
Starring TONY DANZA, JUDITH LIGHT, KATHERINE HELMOND, ALYSSA MILANO and DANNY PINTAURO.
PG
2:30PM
Home and Away Catch-Up (R) 'CC'
Miss Home and Away this week? Catch up on 7TWO!
PG
4:45PM
7TWO Sunday Movie: The Fox And The Hound (R) (1981)
A lonely widow adopts an orphaned fox cub named Tod, who befriends an adorable hound puppy called Copper.
Starring MICKEY ROONEY, KURT RUSSELL, COREY FELDMAN, PEARL BAILEY and JACK ALBERTSON.
G
6:30PM
7TWO Family Movie: Over The Hedge (R) 'CC' (2006)
A gang of forest animals prepare to cross a new giant hedge to explore the snack filled suburbs on the other side.
Starring BRUCE WILLIS, GARRY SHANDLING, STEVE CARELL, AVRIL LAVIGNE and WILLIAM SHATNER.
G
8:20PM
Escape To The Country: Suffolk
Denise searches for the ideal home in the country for a couple who love long walks in the countryside.
G
9:20PM
60 Minute Makeover: St Neots (R)
Terri Dwyer and the team head to St Neots, where they aim to revamp a home in just sixty minutes.
G
10:20PM
Homes Under The Hammer
Martin & Lucy visit a house in Dorset that's full of surprises, a property on Portobello Road in London and a cottage
in Newquay.
G
11:30PM
The Shield: Partners (R) 'CC'
Dutch searches for a sadomasochistic killer; Vic helps his old mentor get revenge against the thug who forced him
into retirement. Starring MICHAEL CHIKLIS, CATHERINE DENT, WALTON GOGGINS and MICHAEL JACE.
AV (V,A)
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Program Guide
Melbourne
Beautiful Homes And Great Estates: La Suvera Estate (Golden Eagle) (R)
Discover the romantic enchantment that lies within one of the most breathtaking Tuscan inspired architectural
masterpieces exclusive to a prestigious celebrity enclave in Southern California.
G
1:00AM
Gary Rhodes' Local Food Heroes: North East (R)
Join renowned chef Gary Rhodes in his search to find those that go the extra mile in the name of high quality local
food.
G
2:00AM
Mad About You: The Late Show (R) 'CC'
Ex-lovers Fran and Ira each secretly tell Paul and Jamie a different story, resulting in a cascade of mistaken
identities. Starring HELEN HUNT, PAUL REISER, RICHARD KIND, LEILA KENZLE and ANN RAMSEY.
PG
2:30AM
The Bill: On The Wagon (R) 'CC'
PC Carver returns to duty after undergoing treatment for his alcoholism. Unfortunately for him, he is paired with PC
Smith and their first case involves alcohol! Starring JOY BROOK, SIMON ROUSE and JEFF STEWART.
M
3:30AM
The Bill: The Untouchables (R) 'CC'
DC Danny Glaze sees a man set alight on the Larkmead Estate, and becomes determined to solve the case.
Starring JOY BROOK, SIMON ROUSE, JEFF STEWART, TONY O' CALLAGHAN and GREGORY DONALDSON.
M
4:30AM
The World Around Us: Sea Snakes Of Marion Reef (R)
Ben Cropp leads an expedition to meet and study sea snakes learning about their unique daily movements and
behaviour.
G
5:30AM
The Australians: The Bloke (R)
Experience life on the road with a travelling theatrical show, accompanied by young Sydney actor, John Derum.
PG
12:30AM
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Program Guide
Melbourne
Monday, April 8, 2013
6:00AM
Home Shopping
Shopping program.
G
6:30AM
Home Shopping
Home Shopping
G
7:00AM
Legend Of Enyo: The River Of The Past (R) 'CC'
As Enyo journeys to the past, he gathers the final clue to the Hidden Valley and becomes a Shaman.
C
7:30AM
It's Academic 'CC'
Simon Reeve hosts all new episodes of the educational and entertaining show where schools compete to win cash
and prizes.
C
8:00AM
All For Kids (R) 'CC'
An entertaining children's show with gardening, cooking, science, pets and music!
P
8:30AM
Designing Women: Suzanne Goes Looking For A Friend (R)
Suzanne rekindles a friendship with an old pal from her beauty pageant days, but is shocked when she finds out the
woman is now gay. Starring DIXIE CARTER, DELTA BURKE, ANNIE POTTS and JEAN SMART.
9:00AM
Home and Away - The Early Years (R) 'CC'
Are events moving too fast for Karen to control? Can Michael and Pippa's marriage stand any more pressure?
Starring ANDREW HILL, KATE RITCHIE, NICOLLE DICKSON, JUDY NUNN and RAY MEAGHER.
G
9:30AM
Sons And Daughters (R) 'CC'
Ginny takes devious steps to ensure Craig remains under her care. Starring PAT MCDONALD, IAN RAWLINGS,
LEILA HAYES, BRIAN BLAIN and DANNY ROBERTS.
G
PG
10:00AM
Coronation Street
It's war between Ian and Sally. Les manages to get his job back at Streetcars but down on her luck Cilla has no
such joy at the Weatherfield Arms.
PG
10:30AM
Step By Step: Hog Wild (R)
J.T. and Cody open their own motorcycle repair service, while Frank and Carol compete to see which one of them
can buy the most expensive anniversary gift. Starring PATRICK DUFFY, SUZANNE SOMERS, STACI KEANAN,
SASHA MITCHELL and BRANDON CALL.
G
11:00AM
The Martha Stewart Show: The Holiday Gift Show (R)
Holiday gift ideas with Martha and a vintage marble collection with marble manufacturer Beri Fox.
G
12:00PM
Hart To Hart: Too Close To Hart (R)
The Harts believe their plan to expose an art forgery and burglary ring is a masterpiece, only to discover a
dangerous flaw. Starring ROBERT WAGNER, STEFANIE POWERS and LIONEL STANDER.
PG
1:00PM
The Royal: From This Day Forward (R) 'CC'
A wedding reception goes off with a bang when a fishing trawler careers off track. Carnegie is forced to make a
difficult choice. Starring MICHELLE HARDWICK, ZOIE KENNEDY, WENDY CRAIG and ROBERT CAVANAH.
PG
2:00PM
7TWO Mid Arvo Movie: The Brigand (R) (1952)
A royal guard is on trial for the murder of an Ambassador until it is discovered he could pass for the King's twin
brother. Starring ANTHONY DEXTER, ANTHONY QUINN, JODY LAWRANCE, GALE ROBBINS and RON
RANDELL.
PG (V)
4:00PM
Mad About You: Virtual Reality (R) 'CC'
Christie Brinkley appears as Paul's image of the perfect woman and when he tells Jamie she encounters Andre
Agassi as the perfect man. Starring HELEN HUNT, PAUL REISER, RICHARD KIND, LEILA KENZLE and ANN
RAMSEY.
PG
4:30PM
Perfect Strangers: Wedding Belle Blues (R)
According to Myposian tradition, Balki becomes a man on his 25th birthday, an occasion that brings an unexpected
visitor bearing a special gift - a wife. Starring MARK LINN-BAKER, BRONSON PINCHOT, REBECA ARTHUR and
MELANIE WILSON.
5:00PM
The Hogan Family: Liars And Other Strangers (R)
David's buddies assume that his study session with the cute new girl at school involves much more than his
studies, so he decides not to 'disappoint' them with the truth. Starring SANDY DUNCAN, JASON BATEMAN,
DANNY PONCE, JEREMY LICHT and EDIE MC CLURG.
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PG
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Melbourne
5:30PM
Who's The Boss?: Tony And The Professor (R) 'CC'
Tony decides to cancel a date with a woman he met at a singles bar, unaware that she's his new history professor.
Starring TONY DANZA, JUDITH LIGHT, KATHERINE HELMOND, ALYSSA MILANO and DANNY PINTAURO.
PG
6:00PM
Digging Deep: Sophie And Martin Langley (R)
Andre & Amanda head to Bath to transform an already beautiful garden. It's an emotional journey as the team strip
the old garden to create a healing stylish sanctuary that the whole family can enjoy.
G
6:30PM
Bargain Hunt: Ardingly
Tonight, the red team spends much faster than the blue team and there is a little divine intervention thrown in for
good measure.
G
7:30PM
Mighty Ships: Becrux (R) 'CC'
The Becrux is the world's largest custom built livestock carrier, a modern day Noah's ark, transporting cattle from
Australia to Indonesia.
PG
8:30PM
Waking The Dead: In Sight Of The Lord - Part 1 (R) 'CC'
Boyd and the cold case team investigate the unsolved murder of a World War 2 conscientious objector. Starring
TREVOR EVE, SUE JOHNSTON, HOLLY AIRD, WIL JOHNSON and CLAIRE GOOSE.
M (V)
9:40PM
Waking The Dead: In Sight Of The Lord - Part 2 (R) 'CC'
Boyd and the cold case team investigate the unsolved murder of a World War 2 conscientious objector. Starring
TREVOR EVE, SUE JOHNSTON, HOLLY AIRD, WIL JOHNSON and CLAIRE GOOSE.
MA (V,A)
10:40PM
Criminal Minds: Lucky - Part 1 (R) 'CC'
**RETURNS TO 7TWO**
When a homicidal Satanist commits an extremely violent murder in Florida, the BAU flies in to take the case. Guest
starring JAMIE KENNEDY and BAILEY CHASE. Starring JOE MANTEGNA, THOMAS GIBSON, PAGET
BREWSTER, SHEMAR MOORE and MATTHEW GRAY GUBLER.
MA (A)
11:40PM
The Shield: Carte Blanche (R) 'CC'
Now that Vic is back to work, he and Shane go undercover as dirty cops to find the culprit behind a robbery/
homicide. Starring MICHAEL CHIKLIS, CATHERINE DENT, WALTON GOGGINS and MICHAEL JACE.
AV (V)
12:40AM
Hart To Hart: Too Close To Hart (R)
The Harts believe their plan to expose an art forgery and burglary ring is a masterpiece, only to discover a
dangerous flaw. Starring ROBERT WAGNER, STEFANIE POWERS and LIONEL STANDER.
PG
1:40AM
Mad About You: Virtual Reality (R) 'CC'
Christie Brinkley appears as Paul's image of the perfect woman and when he tells Jamie she encounters Andre
Agassi as the perfect man. Starring HELEN HUNT, PAUL REISER, RICHARD KIND and LEILA KENZLE.
PG
2:10AM
Who's The Boss?: Tony And The Professor (R) 'CC'
Tony decides to cancel a date with a woman he met at a singles bar, unaware that she's his new history professor.
Starring TONY DANZA, JUDITH LIGHT, KATHERINE HELMOND, ALYSSA MILANO and DANNY PINTAURO.
PG
3:00AM
The Martha Stewart Show: The Holiday Gift Show (R)
Holiday gift ideas with Martha and a vintage marble collection with marble manufacturer Beri Fox.
G
4:00AM
The Bill: Streetwise (R) 'CC'
A young boy goes missing and DC Rod Skase is positive the boy has been abducted by his own stepfather.
Starring JOY BROOK, SIMON ROUSE, JEFF STEWART, TONY O' CALLAGHAN and GREGORY DONALDSON.
M
5:00AM
Coronation Street (R)
It's war between Ian and Sally. Les manages to get his job back at Streetcars but down on her luck Cilla has no
such joy at the Weatherfield Arms.
PG
5:30AM
The Australians: Black Brothers (R)
Crowds of 20,000 highlanders elevate a group of young Australian performers to the star status of The Beatles!
PG
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Program Guide
Melbourne
Tuesday, April 9, 2013
6:00AM
Home Shopping
Shopping program.
G
6:30AM
Home Shopping
Home Shopping
G
7:00AM
Legend Of Enyo: The Hidden Valley (R) 'CC'
At the end of their journey, Enyo fulfils his destiny as he unlocks the Hidden Valley.
C
7:30AM
It's Academic 'CC'
Simon Reeve hosts all new episodes of the educational and entertaining show where schools compete to win cash
and prizes.
C
8:00AM
All For Kids (R) 'CC'
An entertaining children's show with gardening, cooking, science, pets and music!
P
8:30AM
Designing Women: Have Faith (R)
After she starts dating a minister, Mary Jo decides she is unworthy of his attention and tries to break off their
relationship. Starring DIXIE CARTER, DELTA BURKE, ANNIE POTTS, JEAN SMART and MESHACH TAYLOR.
9:00AM
Home and Away - The Early Years (R) 'CC'
Can Adam escape Marilyn's clutches? There's trouble at the school when news of Karen spreads. Starring
ANDREW HILL, KATE RITCHIE, NICOLLE DICKSON, JUDY NUNN and RAY MEAGHER.
G
9:30AM
Sons And Daughters (R) 'CC'
Wayne looks for another victim to further his grandiose money schemes.
G
PG
10:00AM
Coronation Street
Cilla's relieved when Ciaran ran offers to help her get a restaurant job. Ian continues to make Sally's life hell.
PG
10:30AM
Special: Inglis Horse Sales
**LIVE**
Australasia's most prestigious thoroughbred auction features 569 of the finest bred and conformed yearlings from
the region's leading breeders. Including the much anticipated sale of Black Caviar's brother.
NC
5:30PM
Who's The Boss?: Mother And Child Disunion (R) 'CC'
Angela considers a lucrative offer to merge with another advertising agency, but Mona is not part of the package.
Starring TONY DANZA, JUDITH LIGHT, KATHERINE HELMOND, ALYSSA MILANO and DANNY PINTAURO.
PG
6:00PM
Digging Deep: Sheila Kennedy (R)
Andre & Amanda take on the garden of 65-year-old Sheila Kennedy, seeking to enliven the dull monotony of her life
by transforming her garden into an exotic oasis.
G
6:30PM
Bargain Hunt: Oswestry 18
There is a battle of the boozers as a landlord and barmaids from rival pubs go head-to-head at Owestry
Showground.
G
7:30PM
Highway Patrol (R) 'CC'
Senior Constable Pete Henry is called to the scene of an accident where a driver has smashed into a power pole.
PG
8:00PM
Motorway Patrol: Head Loose (R) 'CC'
Motorway Patrol arrives just in time as a pedestrian is moments from death in the fast lane. Then, it's the opening
night of the brat pack comeback tour and who let the dogs out?
PG
8:30PM
Air Crash Investigations: Hidden Danger (R) 'CC'
Two 737 planes crashes appear to have striking similarities but investigators are stumped.
PG
9:30PM
7TWO Blockbuster Tuesday Movie: Edge of Darkness (R) 'CC' (2010)
As a homicide detective investigates the death of his daughter, he uncovers not only her secret life, but a corporate
cover-up, government collusion and an agent tasked with cleaning up the evidence. Starring MEL GIBSON, RAY
WINSTONE, DANNY HUSTON, BOJANA NOVAKOVIC and SHAWN ROBERTS.
12:00AM
1:00AM
MA (V,L)
Hart To Hart: A Lighter Hart (R)
Jonathan and Jennifer are targeted for death after they discover that a health club is lacing their diet drinks with
dangerous drugs. Starring ROBERT WAGNER, STEFANIE POWERS and LIONEL STANDER.
PG
Designing Women: Have Faith (R)
After she starts dating a minister, Mary Jo decides she is unworthy of his attention and tries to break off their
relationship. Starring DIXIE CARTER, DELTA BURKE, ANNIE POTTS, JEAN SMART and MESHACH TAYLOR.
PG
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Program Guide
Melbourne
1:30AM
Who's The Boss?: Mother And Child Disunion (R) 'CC'
Angela considers a lucrative offer to merge with another advertising agency, but Mona is not part of the package.
Starring TONY DANZA, JUDITH LIGHT, KATHERINE HELMOND, ALYSSA MILANO and DANNY PINTAURO.
PG
2:00AM
The Martha Stewart Show: Glittered Wreaths With Alan Cumming (R)
A glittered sweet gum wreath with actor Alan Cumming, winter coats for dogs and an ornament display tree with
crafter Kirsten Earl.
G
3:00AM
The World Around Us: Outback O'Bourke (R)
Explore the land beyond Bourke, the edge of the great unknown for most Australians.
G
4:00AM
The Bill: Inside Straight (R) 'CC'
Beech leads Deakin into a bent high stake poker match. Starring JOY BROOK, SIMON ROUSE, JEFF STEWART,
TONY O' CALLAGHAN and GREGORY DONALDSON.
M
5:00AM
Coronation Street (R)
Cilla's relieved when Ciaran ran offers to help her get a restaurant job. Ian continues to make Sally's life hell.
PG
5:30AM
The Australians: The Player (R)
The jet-set world of the glamorous new Australian tennis star, Paul MacNamee, Wimbledon doubles winner and
friend and rival of Vitas Gerulaitis.
PG
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Program Guide
Melbourne
Wednesday, April 10, 2013
6:00AM
Home Shopping
Shopping program.
G
6:30AM
Home Shopping
Home Shopping
G
7:00AM
Zeke's Pad: Picture Of Paradise (R) 'CC'
Zeke Palmer is not your ordinary fourteen-year-old. He is an amazing artist whose drawings magically come to life.
C
7:30AM
It's Academic 'CC'
Simon Reeve hosts all new episodes of the educational and entertaining show where schools compete to win cash
and prizes.
C
8:00AM
All For Kids (R) 'CC'
An entertaining children's show with gardening, cooking, science, pets and music!
P
8:30AM
Designing Women: Their Finest Hour - Part 1 & 2 (R)
Join the ladies for a sentimental look at the past seasons of Designing Women. Starring DIXIE CARTER, DELTA
BURKE, ANNIE POTTS, JEAN SMART and MESHACH TAYLOR.
9:00AM
Home and Away - The Early Years (R) 'CC'
Has Nick found the answer to winning Lou back? Miss Crawford's destructive attitude causes rifts and
embarrassment. Starring ANDREW HILL, KATE RITCHIE, NICOLLE DICKSON and JUDY NUNN.
G
9:30AM
Sons And Daughters (R) 'CC'
Alison and David put their plan into action. Ginny is caught out by Craig. And Caroline is shocked to discover
Wayne's attitude to Charlie and Craig's frustration reaches breaking point. Starring PAT MCDONALD, IAN
RAWLINGS, LEILA HAYES and BRIAN BLAIN.
G
PG
10:00AM
Coronation Street
Cilla asks Les to propose to her. Candice prepares for a radio audition. Could this be her road to the fame she so
desperately seeks?
PG
10:30AM
Step By Step: The Marrying Dude (R)
While Dana and Karen help Al increase the size of her breasts, Cody becomes engaged to a woman with a six-year
old son. Starring PATRICK DUFFY, SUZANNE SOMERS, STACI KEANAN and SASHA MITCHELL.
G
11:00AM
The Martha Stewart Show: The Cold Show With Andy Samberg (R)
A winter-themed show includes a recipe for baked Alaska with Andy Samberg, a tour of the Arctic with biologist and
author Bill Streever and a look at polar-bear migration in Canada.
G
12:00PM
Hart To Hart: Two Harts Are Better Than One (R)
Jonathan and Jennifer reveal how they first met and fell in love in the midst of murder and international intrigue in
London. Starring ROBERT WAGNER, STEFANIE POWERS and LIONEL STANDER.
PG
1:00PM
The World At War: Distant War (R)
In Britain, an uneasy calm settles on the nation, with the sound of distant guns thundering on the horizon.
G
2:00PM
7TWO Mid Arvo Movie: The Happy Time (R) (1952)
A Quebec patriarch fights to keep his wayward son from leading his grandson astray. Starring CHARLES BOYER,
MARSHA HUNT, LINDA CHRISTIAN, JEANETTE NOLAN and RICHARD ERDMAN.
G
4:00PM
Mad About You: Cold Feet (R) 'CC'
Paul and Jamie go back three years when bachelor Paul secretly scripts out how he will propose marriage to
Jamie. Starring HELEN HUNT, PAUL REISER, RICHARD KIND, LEILA KENZLE and ANN RAMSEY.
4:30PM
Perfect Strangers: Lie-Ability (R)
Much to Balki's dismay, Larry makes a fraudulent insurance claim so that he can help his sister pay for her college
education. Starring MARK LINN-BAKER, BRONSON PINCHOT, REBECA ARTHUR, MELANIE WILSON and
BELITA MORENO.
5:00PM
The Hogan Family: Take My Wife Please (R)
There's a hitch in the twins' school project on marriage when Mark's wife goes after Willie. Meanwhile David tries to
be one up on the efficient Sandy - at anything. Starring SANDY DUNCAN, JASON BATEMAN, DANNY PONCE,
JEREMY LICHT and EDIE MC CLURG.
PG
5:30PM
Who's The Boss?: Sam Can Manage (R) 'CC'
When her friends forms a rock ‘n roll band, Samantha jumps at the opportunity to become their manager. Starring
TONY DANZA, JUDITH LIGHT, KATHERINE HELMOND, ALYSSA MILANO and DANNY PINTAURO.
PG
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PG
G
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Melbourne
6:00PM
Digging Deep: Lisa, Jonathan And Hermione Hayes (R)
Jonathan and Lisa's garden is a mess of branches, rubbish and weeds. Andre and Amanda want to transform their
garden to be a source of pleasure, so they can relax and delight in their garden at last.
G
6:30PM
Bargain Hunt: Kedleston 24
Husband and wife teams prowl the grounds of Kedleston Hall with double the cash to spend.
G
7:30PM
Border Security USA (R) 'CC'
**NEW TO 7TWO**
A belly dancer tries to shimmy across the US border. Officers are puzzled by a man carrying a human skull.
Narrated by GRANT BOWLER.
8:00PM
Dog Squad (R) 'CC'
**NEW TO 7TWO**
A detection dog nabs a prison visitor with suspect goods and a beagle finds illegal goods in a tourist's luggage.
8:30PM
7TWO Wednesday Movie: Under The Tuscan Sun (R) 'CC' (2003)
Frances Mayes, a 35 year-old writer decides to travel to Tuscany to escape her heart-wrenching divorce, and ends
up purchasing a run-down villa as her new home. Starring DIANE LANE, SANDRA OH, LINDSAY DUNCAN,
RAOUL BOVA and VINCENT RIOTTA.
M (L)
10:45PM
60 Minute Makeover: Runcorn (R)
Terri Dwyer and the team head to Runcorn, where they revamp and redecorate another home. Will they be able to
finish up in only sixty minutes?
G
11:45PM
Man Stroke Woman
A hilarious sketch show that takes an original and quirky look at men, women, kids and friendship. Starring NICK
FROST, NICK BURNS, DAISY HAGGARD and AMANDA ABBINGTON.
M
12:30AM
The Bill: The Leopard - Part 2 (R) 'CC'
Klein is offered the position of partnership officer and Cryer has a funny feeling about Frank Kennedy. Starring
TONY O'CALLAGHAN, JEFF STEWART, ALEX WALKINSHAW, SIMON ROUSE and JOY BROOK.
M
1:30AM
Designing Women: Their Finest Hour - Part 1 & 2 (R)
Join the ladies for a sentimental look at the past seasons of Designing Women. Starring DIXIE CARTER, DELTA
BURKE, ANNIE POTTS, JEAN SMART and MESHACH TAYLOR.
PG
2:00AM
Home Shopping
Shopping program.
G
2:30AM
Home Shopping
Shopping program.
G
3:00AM
Home Shopping
Shopping program.
G
3:30AM
Sons And Daughters (R) 'CC'
A desperate bid to rescue Andy comes to a grinding halt upon Patricia's return. A letter from Ireland makes Fiona
decidedly uneasy.
G
4:00AM
The Bill: Reasons To Be Fearful (R) 'CC'
Boyden and Worrell arrest a man dealing drugs to schoolchildren, but Beech needs to use the man's mother as a
witness against a major villain. Starring JOY BROOK, SIMON ROUSE, JEFF STEWART, TONY O' CALLAGHAN
and GREGORY DONALDSON.
M
5:00AM
Coronation Street (R)
Cilla asks Les to propose to her. Candice prepares for a radio audition. Could this be her road to the fame she so
desperately seeks?
PG
5:30AM
The Australians: The Miracle (R)
A master surgeon's skill and amazing 20th century medical technology join to perform a miracle - a test tube baby
for a grateful Queensland couple.
PG
PG
PG (D)
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Program Guide
Melbourne
Thursday, April 11, 2013
6:00AM
Home Shopping
Shopping program.
G
6:30AM
Home Shopping
Home Shopping
G
7:00AM
Zeke's Pad: Model Family (R) 'CC'
Pressed with the school assignment of finding out more about his ancestors, Zeke decides it's much easier to draw
them up from the past and ask them rather than to wade through Ida's files of his ancestors.
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7:30AM
It's Academic 'CC'
Simon Reeve hosts all new episodes of the educational and entertaining show where schools compete to win cash
and prizes.
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8:00AM
All For Kids (R) 'CC'
An entertaining children's show with gardening, cooking, science, pets and music!
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8:30AM
Designing Women: Their Finest Hour - Part 1 & 2 (R)
Join the ladies for a sentimental look at the past seasons of Designing Women. Starring DIXIE CARTER, DELTA
BURKE, ANNIE POTTS, JEAN SMART and MESHACH TAYLOR.
9:00AM
Home and Away - The Early Years (R) 'CC'
How far has the romance between Lou and Ryan progressed? Miss Crawford meddles further with friendships.
Starring ANDREW HILL, KATE RITCHIE, NICOLLE DICKSON, JUDY NUNN and RAY MEAGHER.
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9:30AM
Sons And Daughters (R) 'CC'
Caroline is shocked to discover Wayne's attitude to Charlie.
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PG
10:00AM
Coronation Street
Mike asks Penny to move in with him. Les and Cilla proudly announce their engagement.
10:30AM
Step By Step: Sister Act (R)
When Karen accuses Dana of stealing one of her potential boyfriends, she ruins Dana's new romance with a
jealous lie. Starring PATRICK DUFFY, SUZANNE SOMERS, STACI KEANAN and SASHA MITCHELL.
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11:00AM
The Martha Stewart Show: Chef Eric Ripert (R)
Seasonal recipes with chef Eric Ripert and how to make an orchid wall hanging with gardener Andrea Mason.
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12:00PM
Hart To Hart: Straight Through The Hart (R)
Jonathan goes into the glamour and excitement of polo, unaware that he and Jennifer are targets for murder in a
smuggling scheme. Starring ROBERT WAGNER, STEFANIE POWERS and LIONEL STANDER.
PG
1:00PM
The World At War: France Falls (R)
The French had made the disastrous mistake of preparing for another war like the First World War and are totally
humiliated. Narrated by
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2:00PM
7TWO Mid Arvo Movie: Birds Do It (R) (1966)
When Melvin Byrd becomes a 'top secret' janitor for a space rocket he becomes 'negatively ionized' and starts to
float and fly. Starring SOUPY SALES, ARTHUR O'CONNELL, DORIS DOWLING and LOUIS QUINN.
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4:00PM
Mad About You: Instant Karma (R) 'CC'
Jamie teaches her Valentine, Paul, that their love for each other can survive even the worst case of bad karma.
Starring HELEN HUNT, PAUL REISER, RICHARD KIND, LEILA KENZLE and ANN RAMSEY.
4:30PM
Perfect Strangers: The Newsletter (R)
Balki is put in charge of the paper's newsletter, but finds Larry's advice to dig deep and get the untold story may not
be the best idea on a personal level. Starring MARK LINN-BAKER, BRONSON PINCHOT, BELITA MORENO,
SAM ANDERSON and FJ O'NEIL.
5:00PM
The Hogan Family: You've Got To Believe (R)
David re-examines his belief in God after his history teacher has a heart attack and David saves him using CPR.
Starring SANDY DUNCAN, JASON BATEMAN, DANNY PONCE, JEREMY LICHT and EDIE MC CLURG.
PG
5:30PM
Who's The Boss?: Supermom Burnout (R) 'CC'
Tension between Samantha and Jonathan leads to seeing a family therapist, and burnt-out Tony finds himself in a
support group as well. Starring TONY DANZA, JUDITH LIGHT, KATHERINE HELMOND, ALYSSA MILANO and
DANNY PINTAURO.
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6:00PM
Digging Deep: Amanda Joseph (R)
Mandy's garden has remained untouched since her husband died three years ago. Andre and Amanda are there to
help, creating a garden that will help her embrace a new stage in her life.
PG
6:30PM
Bargain Hunt: Ardingly
With 1700 stalls to check out, will the teams succeed in their mission to buy low and sell high?
7:30PM
The Royal: The Enemy Within 'CC'
**LAST EPISODE EVER**
Aisling's adoption is official and Ormerod opens a can of worms when he attends to the problems of a rough local
family. When violence spills onto the wards, Omerod is caught in the crossfire. Starring ROBERT DAWS, AMY
ROBBINS, IAN CARMICHAEL, LINDA ARMSTRONG and DENIS LILL.
PG (A,V)
8:30PM
Rebus: The First Stone 'CC'
Rivalries, lies and grudges are part of the murders of the Moderator elect of the Church of Scotland and a female
companion. Starring KEN STOTT, CLAIRE PRICE and JENNIFER BLACK.
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10:10PM
Pie In The Sky: Breaking Bread (R) 'CC'
Fisher changes the police catering to a mass production company, and Henry investigates after some acts of
sabotage against the firm. Starring RICHARD GRIFFITHS, MAGGIE STEED, MALCOLM SINCLAIR and BELLA
ENAHORA.
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11:15PM
Dangerfield: Moulded Of Things Past (R) 'CC'
When Stanley Courtney, an ageing patient of Dr Paiges, claims to have killed his wife, the police surgeon is more
than sceptical. Starring NIGEL HAVERS and JANE GURNETT.
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12:25AM
The Bill: Tolerance - Part 1 (R) 'CC'
Cryer attempts to resolve a situation where a group of prostitutes are at loggerheads with a local residents group.
Starring TONY O'CALLAGHAN, JEFF STEWART, ALEX WALKINSHAW, SIMON ROUSE and JOY BROOK.
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1:30AM
Hart To Hart: Straight Through The Hart (R)
Jonathan goes into the glamour and excitement of polo, unaware that he and Jennifer are targets for murder in a
smuggling scheme. Starring ROBERT WAGNER, STEFANIE POWERS and LIONEL STANDER.
PG
2:30AM
Mad About You: Instant Karma (R) 'CC'
Jamie teaches her Valentine, Paul, that their love for each other can survive even the worst case of bad karma.
Starring HELEN HUNT, PAUL REISER, RICHARD KIND, LEILA KENZLE and ANN RAMSEY.
PG
3:00AM
The Martha Stewart Show: Chef Eric Ripert (R)
Seasonal recipes with chef Eric Ripert and how to make an orchid wall hanging with gardener Andrea Mason.
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4:00AM
The Bill: When The Bough Breaks (R) 'CC'
Inspector Monroe's daughter is arrested for shoplifting. Starring JOY BROOK, SIMON ROUSE, JEFF STEWART,
TONY O' CALLAGHAN and GREGORY DONALDSON.
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5:00AM
Coronation Street (R)
Mike asks Penny to move in with him. Les and Cilla proudly announce their engagement.
PG
5:30AM
Home Shopping
Home Shopping
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Melbourne
Friday, April 12, 2013
6:00AM
Home Shopping
Shopping program.
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6:30AM
Home Shopping
Home Shopping
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7:00AM
Zeke's Pad: You Art What You Eat (R) 'CC'
Zeke Palmer is not your ordinary fourteen-year-old. He is an amazing artist whose drawings magically come to life.
C
7:30AM
It's Academic 'CC'
Simon Reeve hosts all new episodes of the educational and entertaining show where schools compete to win cash
and prizes.
C
8:00AM
All For Kids (R) 'CC'
An entertaining children's show with gardening, cooking, science, pets and music!
P
8:30AM
Designing Women: Anthony's Graduation (R)
Anthony overcomes a visit by family members, writer's block, hysteria and getting shot in the leg in time to make it
to graduation. Starring DIXIE CARTER, DELTA BURKE, ANNIE POTTS, JEAN SMART and MESHACH TAYLOR.
9:00AM
Home and Away - The Early Years (R) 'CC'
Pippa warns Michael not to come home until he has sorted out his argument with Alf. Does Ryan know Lou too
well? Starring ANDREW HILL, KATE RITCHIE, NICOLLE DICKSON, JUDY NUNN and RAY MEAGHER.
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9:30AM
Sons And Daughters (R) 'CC'
Ginny puts the lessons she's learned from arch-manipulator Alison to good use. Starring PAT MCDONALD, IAN
RAWLINGS, LEILA HAYES, BRIAN BLAIN and DANNY ROBERTS.
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PG
10:00AM
Coronation Street
The bitter rivalry between Ian and Sally continues. Tensions are high between Charlie and Dev.
PG
10:30AM
Step By Step: A Christmas Story (R)
On Christmas Eve, Frank and Carol are mistakenly arrested by Deputy Feif for robbing a toy store. Starring
PATRICK DUFFY, SUZANNE SOMERS, STACI KEANAN, SASHA MITCHELL and BRANDON CALL.
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11:00AM
The Martha Stewart Show: Holiday Recipes And Crafts (R)
Stuffed pumpkin and caramel-topped semolina cake recipes, clay Santa decorations and spun-cotton mushroom
ornaments.
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12:00PM
Hart To Hart: Hostage Harts (R)
Jennifer fears for Jonathan's life when jewel thieves take him hostage during a robbery while he's on a business trip
in Paris. Starring ROBERT WAGNER, STEFANIE POWERS and LIONEL STANDER.
PG
1:00PM
The World At War: Alone (R)
Britain faces the German onslaught as the cities are blitzed. On the continent, the outlook is grim. Narrated by
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2:00PM
7TWO Mid Arvo Movie: Because They're Young (R) (1960)
A crusading high school teacher tries to help his troubled students. Starring DICK CLARK, MICHAEL CALLAN,
WARREN BERLINGER, DOUG MCCLURE and JAMES DARREN.
PG (V,A)
4:00PM
Mad About You: The Tape (R) 'CC'
Paul and Jamie accidentally switch a self-made videotape of themselves cavorting in the bedroom with a rental
tape of 'RoboCop 3.' Starring HELEN HUNT, PAUL REISER, RICHARD KIND, LEILA KENZLE and ANN RAMSEY.
4:30PM
Perfect Strangers: Tooth Or Consequences (R)
Balki's first trip to the dentist goes haywire when he and Larry accidentally get too much laughing gas. Starring
MARK LINN-BAKER, BRONSON PINCHOT, SAM ANDERSON, MACON MC CALMAN and HARRIET HALL.
5:00PM
The Hogan Family: A Room With No View (R)
David decides to throw a party for his best friend Rich after he is jilted by his girlfriend, but when Rich indulges in
too much good cheer, David is forced to throw him in the closet. Starring SANDY DUNCAN, JASON BATEMAN,
DANNY PONCE, JEREMY LICHT and EDIE MC CLURG.
PG
5:30PM
Who's The Boss?: Sex, Lies And Exercise Tape (R) 'CC'
Angela starts gossip when she tries to impress the girls at her health club by implying that she and Tony are having
an affair. Starring TONY DANZA, JUDITH LIGHT, KATHERINE HELMOND and ALYSSA MILANO.
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6:00PM
Digging Deep: Teresa And Ernie Hodges (R)
Since she retired, Teresa has got the travel bug. It's not only her husband who is suffering; their once cherished
garden has become neglected and overgrown. Amanda and Andre are there to help.
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6:30PM
Bargain Hunt: Kedleston 22
A mother and daughter duo and a pair of musical brothers scour for bargains.
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7:30PM
Keeping Up Appearances: The Commodore (R) 'CC'
To the chairwoman's horror, Hyacinth insists on meeting the Ladies Luncheon special guest at the railway station
and bringing him to the luncheon. Starring PATRICIA ROUTLEDGE, CLIVE SWIFT, GEOFFREY HUGHES, MARY
MILLAR and JOSEPHINE TEWSON.
PG
8:00PM
Are You Being Served?: German Week (R)
In an attempt to drag Grace Bros into the 20th century, the store gets a facelift and is redecorated for a special
German week. Starring FRANK THORNTON, MOLLIE SUGDEN, JOHN INMAN, TREVOR BANNISTER and
ARTHUR BROUGH.
PG
8:30PM
Escape To The Country: Suffolk
Denise Nurse heads to Suffolk to help a couple find a period home with a big kitchen for some serious baking.
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9:30PM
Cowboy Builders: Doncaster
Sheree and Dominic help a family who's builder left with the money before the extensions on their house were
finished.
PG
10:30PM
60 Minute Makeover: Ashford (R)
Terri Dwyer and the team are joined by a new designer, Scott Waldron. They are in Ashford, Kent to help Claire to
surprise her fiancé Matt. Can the team help in this couple in just sixty minutes?
11:30PM
7TWO Late Movie: Armed And Dangerous (R) (1986)
A fired cop and useless lawyer sign up as security guards and find themselves in the middle of a sinister plot.
Starring JOHN CANDY, EUGENE LEVY, ROBERT LOGGIA, KENNETH MCMILLAN and MEG RYAN.
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M (V)
1:30AM
Hart To Hart: Hostage Harts (R)
Jennifer fears for Jonathan's life when jewel thieves take him hostage during a robbery while he's on a business trip
in Paris. Starring ROBERT WAGNER, STEFANIE POWERS and LIONEL STANDER.
PG
2:30AM
Designing Women: Anthony's Graduation (R)
Anthony overcomes a visit by family members, writer's block, hysteria and getting shot in the leg in time to make it
to graduation. Starring DIXIE CARTER, DELTA BURKE, ANNIE POTTS, JEAN SMART and MESHACH TAYLOR.
PG
3:00AM
Mad About You: The Tape (R) 'CC'
Paul and Jamie accidentally switch a self-made videotape of themselves cavorting in the bedroom with a rental
tape of 'RoboCop 3.' Starring HELEN HUNT, PAUL REISER, RICHARD KIND, LEILA KENZLE and ANN RAMSEY.
PG
3:30AM
Who's The Boss?: Sex, Lies And Exercise Tape (R) 'CC'
Angela starts gossip when she tries to impress the girls at her health club by implying that she and Tony are having
an affair. Starring TONY DANZA, JUDITH LIGHT, KATHERINE HELMOND, ALYSSA MILANO and DANNY
PINTAURO.
PG
4:00AM
The Bill: Nightwork (R) 'CC'
P.C. Worrell goes undercover as a prostitute after a punter is assaulted and robbed. Starring JOY BROOK, SIMON
ROUSE, JEFF STEWART, TONY O' CALLAGHAN and GREGORY DONALDSON.
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5:00AM
Coronation Street (R)
The bitter rivalry between Ian and Sally continues. Tensions are high between Charlie and Dev.
PG
5:30AM
Home Shopping
Home Shopping
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Melbourne
Saturday, April 13, 2013
6:00AM
Home Shopping
Shopping program.
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6:30AM
Home Shopping
Shopping program.
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7:00AM
Saturday Disney 'CC'
Great fun and entertainment including your favourite Disney shows. Hosted by SHAE BREWSTER, CANDICE
DIXON and NATHAN MORGAN.
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9:00AM
Shake It Up: Show It Up (R) 'CC'
Rocky and CeCe team up with Gunther and Tinka to take down the reigning high school talent show champs,
overly peppy cheerleaders Candy and Randy. Starring BELLA THORNE, ZENDAYA and ADAM IRIGOYEN.
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9:30AM
Wizards Of Waverly Place: Positive Alex (R) 'CC'
Alex has a crush on George, the school's bandleader, but is unable to get his attention. Then, Justin joins the
basketball team. Starring SELENA GOMEZ, DAVID HENRIE, JAKE T AUSTIN and JENNIFER STONE.
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10:00AM
Home Shopping
Shopping program.
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10:30AM
Home Shopping
Shopping program.
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11:30AM
Queensland Weekender (R) 'CC'
Dean Miller and his team cover the length and breadth of Queensland with great suggestions for weekends, short
breaks and holidays.
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12:00PM
Sydney Weekender (R) 'CC'
Mike learns the art of cheese-making, while Ada explores the delicious food scene in Surry Hills. Then, think
learning stops after you retire? Think again. Welcome to the University of the 3rd Age!
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12:30PM
Coxy's Big Break (R)
Coxy enjoys learning about coffee as part of a breakfast experience and visits Fitzroys's famous Brunetti. He then
heads to Birregurra to try local produce and taste test wines at Gosling Creek Estate.
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1:00PM
Seven's Horse Racing 2013: Australian Derby
**LIVE**
Saturday Arvo Racing heads to Randwick for the classic Group 1 staying race for three-year-olds over 2400m, the
AJC Australian Derby. Hosted by Bruce McAvaney.
5:30PM
Paul Merton In China (R)
Paul takes a trip to the mountains to visit Yangshou, where he stays in traditional villages, with cobbled streets and
covered bridges - postcard China.
PG
6:30PM
Heartbeat: Assault & Battery (R) 'CC' **NEW TIME**
Nick goes to Rongar Farm to inspect the damage of graffiti and discovers that the owner has been receiving poison
pen letters. Starring NICK BERRY, NIAMH CUSACK, BILL MAYNARD, DEREK FOWLDS and WILLIAM SIMONS.
PG
7:30PM
Doc Martin: Better The Devil
**NEW TO 7TWO**
Life in the beautiful Cornish village of Portwenn has become ever more infuriating for Dr. Martin Ellingham since his
and Louisa's heart-wrenching decision to call off their wedding. Starring MARTIN CLUNES, CAROLINE KATZ, IAN
MCNEICE, STEPHANIE COLE and JOE ABSOLOM.
PG
8:30PM
Special: Lewis (R) (2005) **FROM THE BEGINNING**
Former sidekick to Inspector Morse, Robert Lewis joins Thames Valley Police in time to investigate the mysterious
death of a student. Starring KEVIN WHATELY, LAURENCE FOX, REBECCA FRONT, CLARE HOLMAN and
CHARLIE COX.
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10:40PM
Nazi Hunters: Herbert Cukurs (R) 'CC'
**NEW TO 7TWO**
The Nazi-hunting unit try to track down Herbert Cukurs: a fascist responsible for the genocide of 30,000 Latvian
Jews.
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11:50PM
Man Stroke Woman
This hilarious sketch show is a quirky and original take on men, women, kids, friendship, and pretty much anything
that's worth having a laugh about. Starring NICK BURNS, NICK FROST, BEN CROMPTON, DAISY HAGGARD
and AMANDA ABBINGTON.
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Melbourne
12:30AM
Paul Merton In China (R)
Paul takes a trip to the mountains to visit Yangshou, where he stays in traditional villages, with cobbled streets and
covered bridges - postcard China.
PG
1:30AM
7TWO Late Movie: The Falcon And The Co-Eds (R) (B&W) (1943)
There are a slew of sinister suspects when murder strikes at a girls' school. Debonair trouble-shooter, the Falcon, is
called in to investigate. Starring TOM CONWAY, RITA CORDAY, JEAN BROOKS and AMELITA WARD.
PG (V,A)
3:00AM
The Australians: Gentleman Jim (R)
A year in the life of yachtsman/winemaker Jim Hardy. See everything from the family wine cellars to skippering for
the America's Cup.
PG
4:00AM
The World Around Us: The Passion Of Spain - Part 1 (R)
Greg Grainger's visit to Spain features a wonderful mix of ancient Spanish traditions and the new vibrancy that has
swept the country.
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5:00AM
The World Around Us: The Passion Of Spain - Part 2 (R)
Greg Grainger continues his journey through Spain and its pilgrimage to El Rocio where Spaniards take part in a
week-long religious procession.
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