Test-Taking Strategies (These aren’t for Math.) Mr. Way 12/16/13 SWBAT • Understand the psychology of multiple choice tests. • Score higher on multiple choice tests than they deserve. Why listen to me? Tests I’ve passed: • • • • • • • • • • • • • • 90th-99th percentile CSTs CAHSEE ~2250 SAT AP Bio AP Euro History AP Eng Language AP Eng Literature AP U.S. History AP Macro Econ AP Micro Econ AP U.S. Government AP Comparative Gov. AP Environmental Science AP Psychology • • • • • • • • • • • • • AP Calculus AB AP Calculus BC AP World History AP Chemistry 2nd place Math Academic Decathlon, LAUSD 2nd place English Academic Decathlon, LAUSD Math CSET English CSET Science CSET Social Science CSET P.E. CSET CBEST RICA Overview • Test writers are real people • Eliminating stupid choices – Illogical – Political correctness – Grammar • Free answers – Grammar – Later questions – Similar wording Test Writers Are Real People • Taking a test is a game with the writer(s) • To win this game, get into their head(s) • Understand how they think, take advantage of their human flaws. • This PowerPoint is designed to help you see how test writers think, and how to win points from figuring them out. Eliminating Stupid Choices • Test writers follow these guidelines: – One right answer – One close to right, but slightly wrong answer – Two or three stupid answers • Try to eliminate the stupid answers first. Types of Stupid Answers • • • • Illogical Doesn’t even fit the question Doesn’t match grammatically with the answer Politically incorrect Illogical Answer What is the best way to clean your dog: a) Wash him with water and soap b) Eat soup for dinner c) Walked him in the rain d) Make him roll in the mud Illogical Answer What is the best way to clean your dog: a) Wash him with water and soap b) Eat soup for dinner c) Walked him in the rain d) Make him roll in the mud Doesn’t Even Fit the Question What is the best way to clean your dog: a) Wash him with water and soap b) Eat soup for dinner c) Walked him in the rain d) Make him roll in the mud Doesn’t Even Fit the Question What is the best way to clean your dog: a) Wash him with water and soap b) Eat soup for dinner c) Walked him in the rain d) Make him roll in the mud Doesn’t Even Fit the Question What is the best way to clean your dog: a) Wash him with water and soap b) Eat soup for dinner c) Walked him in the rain d) Make him roll in the mud Grammar doesn’t match question What is the best way to clean your dog: a) Wash him with water and soap b) Eat soup for dinner c) Walked him in the rain d) Make him roll in the mud Grammar doesn’t match question What is the best way to clean your dog: a) Wash him with water and soap b) Eat soup for dinner c) Walked him in the rain d) Make him roll in the mud Grammar doesn’t match question What is the best way to clean your dog: a) Wash him with water and soap b) Eat soup for dinner c) Walked him in the rain d) Make him roll in the mud Politically Incorrect • The person writing the test thinks like a middle-class white person. • Sometimes the “wrong” answer will be something that is politically offensive. Politically Incorrect What is the best way to clean your cat? a) Allow him to lick himself clean b) Give him to a Chinese cook c) Put him in the clothes dryer d) Make your black servant do it for you Review • Most multiple choice questions have stupid answers that: – Are illogical – Are politically incorrect – Do not even match the question – Don’t fit grammatically with the question Free Answers • Sometimes, test writers don’t realize it, but they give away the answers in the questions. • Types of free answers: – Grammar – Info from later questions – Similar wording of multiple answer choices Grammar • If two people are in love, they: a) always want to get married b) hates single people c) usually doesn’t survive 5 years d) are happy to be around each other Grammar • If two people are in love, they: a) always want to get married b) hates single people c) usually doesn’t survive 5 years d) are happy to be around each other Grammar • If two people are in love, they: a) always want to get married b) hates single people c) usually doesn’t survive 5 years d) are happy to be around each other Later Questions • Sometimes the answer to one question is actually written in the question of another. • This is usually because multiple people wrote questions for the same test without looking at what each other wrote. Later Questions 1. What is the capitol of France? a) Berlin b) London c) Washington D.C. d) Paris • 12. When Hitler invaded the French capitol, how did the Parisians cope with the occupation? Later Questions 1. What is the capitol of France? a) Berlin b) London c) Washington D.C. d) Paris 12. When Hitler invaded the French capitol, how did the Parisians cope with the occupation? Similar Wording • If two answer choices sound almost the same as each other, one of them is usually right. Similar Wording • Which of the following is the correct description of photosynthesis? a) A process that uses oxygen and water to generate glucose and carbon dioxide. b) When you cut and paste different pictures together in photoshop. c) A process that uses water and carbon dioxide to generate glucose and oxygen. d) A process that takes place only in animal cells. Similar Wording • Which of the following is the correct description of photosynthesis? a) A process that uses oxygen and water to generate glucose and carbon dioxide. b) When you cut and paste different pictures together in photoshop. c) A process that uses water and carbon dioxide to generate glucose and oxygen. d) A process that takes place only in animal cells. Free Response • Most multiple choice tests also include free response sections. • Usually, they’re covering the same topics • To sound extra knowledgeable, steal the key terms you see in the multiple choice and use them in your essay.