The Everhart File Name: Steve Everhart Born: 1963 Status: Married since 1988, to beautiful wife Faith Fatherhood: son Rhett and daughter Scotti Education: Penn State, Liberal Arts English Literature ‘87 Tyrone High ‘82 Number of years teaching: 30 What I Was Doing at Your Age: Quarterbacking the Golden Eagles to consecutive shut-outs of the Bellwood Blue Devils in ‘81 and ‘82 Reading everything controversial or comical I could Slinking in the back row sketching caricatures of the teachers who despised students Listening to Van Halen, Tom Petty, and Boston Wishing summer would last forever Stuff I’m doing when I’m not teaching: Freelancing as a ghost writer and manuscript editor Doing night gigs as supervisor @ ACCO Brands in Alexandria Being a fitness fanatic: weightlifting, biking, running Getting into Penn State and Pittsburgh sports Looking for the Meaning of the Universe (Sometimes, when I think there is none, I usually find it in my classroom.) Pets: 3 cats, a dog, a rabbit, a goat, a horse, and a dozen chickens Vital Stats: Dimensions: 5’-8”, 165 lbs. Max Bench Press: 385 lb. (At age 39…I wouldn’t try this now.) Longest Work-Day Ever: 22 hours straight at age 21 Wheels: 2015 Subaru Impreza Speeding Tickets: More than I care to admit Favorites: Music: Foo-Fighters Foods: hot wings with weird beers Animated Character: Butters on South Park Authors: Joyce Carol Oates and Ernest Hemingway Short Stories: “Where are you Going, Where Have you Been?” and “The Short, Happy Life of Francis Macomber” Novel: Brave New World Movie: Psycho or Blade Runner Dramatic Movie Scene: The hanging of John Proctor in The Crucible. Artist: my daughter Most Likely to Make Me Laugh: Impractical Jokers Quotes I Try to Live By: “What shall it profit a man if he gains the world but loses his soul?” and “There’s no smaller package than a person all wrapped up in himself.” Accomplishments: Teaching at TAHS, Blair County’s only Blue Ribbon High School, where my juniors ranked #1 in the state in 2012 in Literature growth and #1 in 2013 in both Composition growth and achievement, with 100% proficiency. First in my class at both Penn State and Tyrone High Tyrone High’s 1982 Wilson Award, Outstanding Scholar-Athlete (Keeping good company with Mr. Owens, Mrs. Cannistraci, and Mr. Rhoades.) Three Truths and a Lie 1. In the 145 pound class at PSU, I finished 2nd in the Bench Press at the NCAA Power-Lifting Competition with a 345 lb. lift. 2. Though we look, think, act, and walk alike, and despite the fact that at least two students a week inadvertently call me “Mr. Rutter”, we’re not related. 3. In 1980, I shook hands with PSU coach Jerry Sandusky (convicted child rapist), who delivered a speech in the TAHS cafeteria titled “Why Athletes Must Serve as Role Models”. 4. I drank a birch-beer and chatted about the Iranian hostage crisis with former U.S. President Jimmy Carter at a Memorial Day picnic.