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Romeo is devastated because Mercutio has died. Miss you man!
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Benvolio to Romeo Dude I can’t believe Mercutio is dead, but at least you
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didn’t get killed like you should have.
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Romeo thought the Capulet party was awesome! Met a girl named Juliet, she’s
crazy hot!
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Benvolio to Romeo That’s the spirit, no use letting perfectly good ladies go.
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For Prince Escalus
Religion: Roman Catholic
Hometown:
Verona, Italy
Romeo agrees to go to the party with Mercutio and Benvolio
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Mercutio to Romeo If you ain’t coming to the party tonight I will personally beat
you ‘till you are black and blue.
Mercutio to Romeo I think that you should man up and forget about Rosaline,
Mercutio
Benvolio
Lord
Montague
there's other fish in the ocean dude!
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Walking the streets of Verona with my friends. Reading books.
Making jokes with friends
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Verona
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For Prince Escalus
Religion: Roman Catholic
Hometown:
Verona, Italy
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Romance Novels, Plays, Music
Barry White, Josh Groben, Elton John
Favorite Movies:
The Notebook, Dear John, Nights in Rodanthe
Favorite TV Shows:
General Hospital, All My Children, Grey’s Anatomy
Favorite Books:
The Notebook, Message in a Bottle, Nights in Rodanthe
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Text Message Conversation with Tybalt
So I was txting Mercutio last night about the party we crashed. Here it is:
Mercutio: Hey wats up you ditched us last night
Romeo: Yeah sorry I saw this really hot chick in another room so I left
Mercutio: Oh ic, wats her name?
Romeo: Her name is Juliet, although dont know her last name.
Mercutio: Nice job, so what happened, anything “special’
Romeo: No not really, we kissed that’s about it
Mercutio: Ahh ic we should try and find her
Romeo: Aren’t you hanging out with Benvolio today though?
Mercutio: Oh yeah I am, guess you can tag along
Romeo: K c ya later
Blog on Love
So, what is up with love? One day, you think you’ve met the perfect girl, and the next day she
stomps on your face and says that you’re not her type. Then you find another girl who is even
more perfect and she ends up being your mortal enemy. I do not know why fate chooses it to be
so, but it seems every time I pursue love, it chooses to stomp and me and cut me and throw salt
on the open wounds, sounds bad right? Well, within the past month I’ve experienced all of this,
from Rosaline saying she will never date me, ever, to a girl named Juliet who is the hottest girl
I’ve ever met turning out to be my mortal enemy, a Capulet. I’ve officially decided that I’m just
going to give up my last name and see if Juliet feels the same way I do.
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RIP My Son
I don’t even know why I am writing this to you…
Mercutio
Quit Whining
Dude you really need to…
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Capulet Ball
Dude if you don’t come to…
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RIP My Son
I don’t even know why I am writing this to you. My only son has killed himself because of my
rivalry with the Capulets. Now that I think about it now it was kinda stupid that we fighting.
Now you and Juliet have both gone and killed yourselves because you couldn’t tell us that
you two were married. Why Romeo? I am sure the Capulets and I could have settled this
like men and we wouldn’t be in this mess right now. But sad as it is, you decided to kill
yourself. I’m going to miss you always joking around and hanging out with your friends,
although you know I didn’t like how you were always whining about Rosaline. But even so,
you are my son and I will miss you nevertheless. You will be buried son in the family tomb so
I hope you do good in heaven goodbye, son.
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Quit Whining
Dude you really need to stop whining over Rosaline. She ain’t that hot and she is pretty
mean, especially to you. Also, she said that she will never date you yet you still follow
around her like a lost puppy. She is practically abusing you and yet you think she is the
greatest person ever. I can’t just idly stand by why you sit there crying like you are 2 when
there are tons of hot chicks out there ready for plucking. You should totally hang out with me
and Benvolio more we can show all those fine ladies. Also, what was with you ditching us
last night? We were having a great time dancing and when we went to show you this one
chick we saw you suddenly disappeared. Please for the love of God tell me that you didn’t
try to find Rosaline and beg her to take you, you didn’t do that right?
Quit Whining
No trust me I didn’t. In fact, I haven’t thought about Rosaline for the past 2 days. I have
found a new girl. Her name is Juliet and trust me she is hot! We danced for awhile and then
finally we kissed. So no more sad Romeo for me. No, today I am a new man! So as for
calling me a lovesick puppy I’ll have to fight you for that. Let’s see you call me a lovesick
puppy after I shove your face into the ground! By the way, when is the next party cause that
last one was awesome. Maybe now we can try to find you a lady, seemings how you can’t
even get one yourself. Hey, if we are lucky we may even be able to get Benvolio a lady, of
course that might take a miracle. Anyways, see you tomorrow man, although don’t think
you’re getting out of me kicking your butt, not with your attitude.
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Dude if you don’t come to this party tonight, I will come to your house and beat you ‘till you
do! This party will be so awesome, not to mention the fact that there is tons of ladies there,
each one hotter than the next and all of them hotter than Rosaline. They’re probably nicer
than her too. Anyways, we can probably pick up ladies for me and Mercutio easily too, then
there is no way you can make fun of us anymore. Hey and don’t forget you love dancing,
and you will be able to dance all night if you want to. Not to mention free food, I mean come
on man, what guy doesn’t love free food? Anyways, remember if you don’t come to this
party I will drag your sorry behind over to it myself. Trust me, you won’t regret it, just do it for
me and Mercutio if not for the women and food.
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