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VOLUME 101, ISSUE 41 • WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 14, 2007
SPORTS
A&E
OPINIONS
MEN’S HOCKEY
LINGERIE
BLOOD SERVICES
‘Stangs trample Badgers... p.7
A guy’s guide to shopping... p.5
SAQD petition misguided... p.4
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STUDENTS STAGE A DIE-IN. Members of Standing Against Queer Discrimination protested outside a Canadian Blood Services’ blood donor clinic against CBS’ men who have sex with
men policy yesterday.
‘Admin must stand up to discrimination’
| Students protest Canadian Blood Services’ MSM policy, ask students to sign petition |
By Jaela Bernstien
Gazette Staff
Donating blood on campus yesterday was more difficult than usual,
as it meant passing through a mock
graveyard of student bodies.
Students protesting against
Canadian Blood Services’ men who
have had sex with men (MSM) policy stood in front of the blood
donor clinic in the University Community Centre.
“We come on campus everyday
and we’re uncomfortable,” Joshua
Ferguson, co-activist director of
Standing Against Queer Discrimination, yelled at the protest yesterday.
“We’re here today because of the
infosession they had on Friday
where they banned the media,” Ferguson explained.
“The University administration
has to stand up to explicit discrimination on campus.”
Ferguson and other members of
SAQD held signs while others lay on
the ground with fake tombstones at
their feet.
Craig Ashbourne, a member of
SAQD, explained these people represented those who have died
because of discrimination.
“That’s probably not the most
effective way to move the issue forward,” countered Cindy Graham,
regional communication manager
for CBS Southern Ontario.
SAQD asked passersby to sign a
petition asking Western’s administration to “acknowledge Canadian
Blood Services’ MSM policy as discriminatory ... by requiring that
Canadian Blood Services cease
operations on campus until they
alter their policy based on risky
behaviour, rather than sexual orientation.”
Stephen Nelles, a sixth-year philosophy student, stopped to listen.
“I agree that there is homophobia
in our society ... however, I think the
CBS policy is practical and useful.
I’m here to gain information,” he
said.
Amy Bi, communications officer
for the University Students’ Council and James Arthurs, VP-campus
issues for the USC, were both present.
Bi responded to Ferguson’s comments, “We’re hear to listen to all
students’ voices ... our doors are
always open to listen to students.”
But Ferguson wasn’t satisfied.
“Stop the robotic reiteration of
stuff you prepared earlier.”
He said this was the first time the
USC responded to their complaints.
David Simmonds, VP-university
affairs for the USC, had spoken with
Western administration in regards
to student complaints and Bi said
conversations were likely to continue, since it was evidently an important issue on campus.
“We’re more than willing to
voice these concerns to administration,” Bi insisted.
Ambassador talks nude negotiating
Israel’s Canadian Ambassador Alan Baker speaks at Western
By Mike Hayes
Gazette Staff
Photo courtesy of Noah Slepkov
Western was treated to a unique
perspective on international issues
this Monday when Israel’s Canadian Ambassador Alan Baker came to
campus.
Baker has held the position of
legal advisor and deputy directorgeneral of Israel’s Ministry of Foreign Affairs.
His career has taken him to the
United Nations, where he served as
Israel’s representative to the Legal
Committee of the General Assembly.
Baker delivered a speech entitled “The Legal Challenges to Fighting Terror,” but after the speech he
gave a lecture to an International
Law class at the Faculty of Law
building.
The second speech was much
more informal as Baker discussed
the “sexy things that crop up during
negotiations.”
“There was this one time,” Baker
recalled before a rapt audience,
“where I found myself in a jacuzzi
negotiating in the starkers with the
Palestinian negotiator.”
Baker talked anecdotally about
many of his negotiating experiences, some of which include hammering out Israel-Egypt Peace
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• Festival of the Arts
When: Tuesday-Thursday
Where: University Community Centre
Atrium (all day) and various venues.
Witness music, dance, and art this
week in the UCC atrium. For specific
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• Week of Wishes at Western
When: Tuesday-Thursday
When: 11 a.m.-4 p.m.
Where: Concrete Beach
and UCC Atrium.
Faculty of Health Science’s Dream
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• McIntosh Gallery — Child’s Play
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Where: McIntosh Gallery.
Two artists provide commentary on the
easy appropriation of war and weaponry
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• UCC Renovation World Café
When: Wednesday, 7 p.m.-9 p.m.
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• Western Idol — Off-Campus Audition
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When: Thursday, 6 p.m.-8 p.m.
Where: The Wave.
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• Backpack 2 Briefcase — What Not to
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Where: Spoke Lounge.
Guest speaker Linda Jenken, BA ’87
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In an attempt to understand a planet 35 million miles away, a Western
researcher studies craters a little
closer to home.
Dr. Gordon Osinski, assistant
professor of earth sciences and
physics and astronomy at Western,
has spent the last nine summers
working with the Houghton-Mars
Project.
The project is based near the
Houghton Crater on Devon Island
in Nunavut. It studies similarities
between the crater and Mars.
“We study the Houghton crater
because it has the unique combination of a dry environment as well
as the presence of an impact
crater.”
The research in the Arctic allows
Dr. Osinski to field test equipment
that may one day be used in a
manned mission to Mars.
“If the mission to the moon in
2020 goes well, we could have a
manned mission to Mars as early as
2030.”
While Dr. Osinski studied the
crater in hopes of gaining insight
about the Red Planet, he also
learned a great deal about Earth.
“Not only do we learn about
Mars, but we also have learned
about the effect of impact craters
on Earth,” he said.
The number two
liberation movement
With the state of satirical toilet
humour in jeopardy, Beijing restaurant patrons will now have to find a
new theme restaurant to fulfill their
daily need for “liberation.”
A new restaurant in Beijing,
China has caused a stir with its People’s Liberation Army theme and
Beijing officials are hurrying to
clean up the image.
The restaurant, called Times
Gone Past, uses PLA uniforms for
its staff and decorates its walls with
heroic photos and maps of military
campaigns.
In keeping with the communist
theme, the restaurant labelled the
washrooms “Liberation Zones,” a
title used during the revolution to
refer to enemy zones taken by revolutionary forces.
The local commerce bureau has
forced Times Gone Past to cover up
the “Liberation Zone” signs. It
believed the signs were counter-productive to the revolutionary culture.
Professor of political science
Marta Dyczok commented, “What
kind of capitalist business could
operate when the government is
able to censor their operation? It all
sounds a little ridiculous.”
—Michael Wojtowicz
Atari is in the Hall of Fame
To the delight of many adults —
and some children — three new
toys have been added to the Toy
Hall of Fame.
Last week, the kite, Atari 2600 and
Raggedy Andy were given the highest honour when they were inducted
into the National Toy Hall of Fame at
the Strong National Museum of Play
in Rochester, New York.
The museum currently has 38
members in the Hall of Fame,
including Barbie. Toys are chosen
based on four principles: icon-status,
longevity, discovery and innovation.
The kite, a toy present in childhoods across the globe, is a long
awaited addition to the Hall.
The youngest of the new
inductees is Atari, a primitive video
game system used by our ancestors
in the ‘80s.
“I played it,” the museum’s curator, Patricia Hogan conceded. “I’m
better at it than I am bowling.”
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Baker reminisces
about Iran/Iraq fray
the UN. During the first Gulf War,
the Iranian and Iraqi delegates had
actually come to blows, which lead
Treaty of Peace in 1994.
Baker spoke about some of the to the Israeli desk being placed
difficulties in negotiating with other between them to act as a buffer.
“It was very odd,” Baker recalled:
countries; for instance, he
explained Egyptians had a very “Neither of them would talk to us.”
In one instance the Iranian delhealthy sense of humour when
egate was giving
negotiating, but
a speech attacktended to “foring Iraq, but
get” what they
had agreed upon
It’s not like business unfor tunately
the Iraqi delegate
the day before.
negotiation in America. was asleep at the
He
also
attempted
to
You develop a relationship time and was not
defending his
clear up some of
country.
the misconcepand a rapport.
“I
asked
tions
about
— Alan Baker,
myself,
what
negotiating.
Israel’s Canadian Ambassador
could
I
do?”
“It’s not like
in a talk to students at the Faculty of Law.
Baker remembusiness negotibered. “I wanted
ation in America,” Baker explained. “You develop the Iraqi to defend himself, so I
a relationship and a rapport.” In leaned over and nudged him and
most cases, Baker said, the negotia- said, ‘You’re being attacked!’”
It is evident Baker had a strong
tors would spend at least a couple
of weeks getting to know each other desire to return to the “old ways” of
negotiating, giving the example of
before anything was done.
“For a three week conference it solving problems with the Russians
was not uncommon for all work to over a beer in a smoky bar.
“I lost my head [negotiating] ... It
be done in the last two days ... You
have to trust the people you’re was thrilling, interesting, sitting,
arguing, philosophizing ... You feel
negotiating with.”
Baker also had some amusing as if you’re on an historical mission
tales of his days when he was with contributing to humanity.”
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Photo courtesy Anthony LaTorre
YOU WON’T FIND ANY BLOOMIN’ ONION OUT HERE, MATE. Reservations after Western’s Sunstang team put
forth a great effort in the Australian Outback: zero. Lame Outback Steakhouse references in this caption: one.
Strong showing for Sunstang
Team’s spirits high despite a tropical storm and dead ‘roo
By Eva Markowski
Gazette Staff
Neither dead kangaroos nor football-sized rocks could crush the
spirit of Western’s Sunstang Solar
Car team.
After a grueling seven-day solar
car race, the Sunstang team has
returned from Australia tanned and
in high spirits.
Twelve members of the Sunstang
team participated in their fourth
Panasonic World Solar Challenge, a
3,000 km race in the Australian Outback stretching from Darwin to
Adelaide.
Thirty-nine
teams
endured 10 days of sweat-inducing
competition during the PWSC.
Western’s team placed 15 out of
20 in the Challenge class, finishing
1,680 km of the race. A tropical
storm in Port Augusta, located 300
km from the finish line, prevented
Sunstang from completing the race.
Nuon Solar Team, an entry from
the Netherlands, finished first in
the Challenge class.
Difficulties plagued the Sunstang team from the start. Only an
hour into the race, the rear wheel of
the solar car was damaged after hitting a football-sized rock. After five
hours of improvised repairs, the
solar car was back in the race, albeit
traveling at a slower speed.
Not to be outdone by the rock, a
deceased kangaroo was next to
lodge itself under the solar car. The
deceased kangaroo was lying on
the road before it was hit under the
cover of night.
Despite the difficulties, Sunstang’s showing received the praise
of Franco Berruti, dean of engineering.
“More than the final result, it is
the work that led to a well-designed
and well-performing car and the
actual participation in the race that
really matter,” Berruti said.
“These students worked really
hard towards an ambitious dream:
they used their creativity and ingenuity and, with relatively limited
resources and sub-standard space
facilities, they designed and built a
very impressive project.”
The culmination of 15 months
work, the solar car cost over
$280,000 to design and construct.
“Initially, we knew little or nothing at all about the business of solar
racing, so the project has been an
immense learning experience for
all of us,” Pranay Krishen, co-manager of Sunstang, said of the experience.
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Anthony LaTorre, director of
public relations for the Sunstang,
noted the team plans to participate
in the PWSC in two years when it
runs again. Right now, Sunstang is
focused on fixing the solar car in
preparation for next summer’s
American Solar Challenge.
Students wishing to join the Sunstang team can email Anthony
LaTorre at alatorre@sunstang.ca for
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SAQD going
over the top
The debate surrounding Canadian Blood Services’ men
who have had sex with men (MSM) policy has taken on a
life of its own at Western.
Yesterday, members of Standing Against Queer Discrimination (SAQD) staged a spirited protest in the University Community Centre.
The SAQD was formed in response to the CBS policy
that edicts the service will not accept blood donations from
any male who has had sex with another male since 1977.
SAQD members have mentioned the organization is
fighting a policy they believe is steeped in homophobia
and expressed they do not feel welcome on the Western
campus due to the policy. As such, the SAQD would like
CBS removed from Western’s campus until the MSM policy is revoked.
The SAQD were left unsatisfied after a recent presentation by CBS representatives at Western. Hence, the
SAQD will steadily lobby to Western administration to
facilitate change in the MSM policy.
While most agree the policy is discriminatory, the justification for its existence generates heated debate. This
makes the topic difficult to discuss and synthesize from a
distance.
Rather than continuing to debate the validity of the
policy itself — which has been done exhaustively — it is
important to examine the merits and flaws in the SAQD’s
response to the CBS policy and subsequent meetings
between the two groups.
Obviously, garnering attention is crucial to SAQD’s success. Melodramatic protests and demands will at the very
least familiarize the average Western student with SAQD’s
agenda.
The media also validates SAQD’s strategy because
media outlets are more interested in covering dramatic
protests than calm petitioners.
The LGBTQ community have been frustrated with the
CBS policy for 10 years now, and no constructive solutions have been found to appease them. Thus, perhaps it
is reasonable for SAQD to be confrontational with CBS
and university administration.
However, there are flaws in the group’s response.
Proposing a CBS ban from campus when part of SAQD’s
initial concerns about the MSM policy were about blood
supply in Canada is hypocritical. While there are SAQD
members that truly want to donate blood, it is evident the
group’s primary focus is what it perceives as homophobia in the policy.
Also, by demanding CBS be completely removed from
Western, it alienates those on campus who would otherwise have sympathized with SAQD’s concerns. People
know how short Canada’s blood supply is; removing a
donor clinic is not a solution.
Ultimately, SAQD would be better served by continuing to do thorough research and gathering current, accurate statistics. Then it could go back to the table with CBS
and reason constructively in order to effect change.
Letters to the Editor
“Prick” bouncer
probably just
doing his job
staff in a student newspaper, where your
name is printed at the end of the letter.
Real smart move — pissing off and making fun of the jobs of the guys who ultimately allow you into the bar.
Re: “Since when has the Ceeps said no to
NFL jerseys?”
Nov. 8, 2007
MSM activists
“Pusher man”
Ryan must stop aren’t being
peddling drugs silenced
To the editor:
Congratulations, Mr. Horvatin, on having the same attitude as 90 per cent of
the student body when it comes to getting into bars: it’s a right, not a privilege.
However, the fact of the matter is any
bar has the legal right to deny those
who it deems undesirable. Many of the
bars in London have implemented the
no-jersey policy; it is their legal right to
do so.
Do bar owners and operators sometimes relax these policies for special
events? Absolutely – Monday Night Football and Halloween are two prime examples of when a bar may not enforce its
dress code policy. Generally, however,
you don’t see Western football players
wearing their jersey to the bar.
Secondly, to publicly call the guy at
the door a “prick” is arrogant and
extremely shortsighted. As a door staff
member at one of London’s downtown
bars, when a dress code is to be enforced,
the owner or the manager of the establishment is responsible for it.
Granted, there are door staff guys
around London who abuse their power,
but more often than not these guys are
just doing their jobs, and just doing what
they have been told to do by a supervisor
or manager.
To say this guy was on a power trip is
ridiculous, and shows you have no idea
how things work in the real world.
Perhaps in the future, you should
think before blasting a member of a door
Re: “Pot can be a poison-prison or creative catalyst”
Nov. 6, 2007
To the editor:
First of all, what kind of advice are you
giving people that haven’t tried this
monster of a drug? You suggest that they
“take a hit to see if it’s for you.” This
sounds like the smooth-talk of a pusher.
I wouldn’t be surprised if you also sold
the devil-herb and these are the lines
you call out to innocent children as you
lurk on the edges of high schools. If this
kind of under-the-radar suggestion was
used with other narcotics, we would all
be addicted to heroin and PCP.
Secondly, why don’t you use your full
name, or is “Ryan” your dope-inspired full
name, you McLovin-wannabe? Your program is also left very vague, so that people
couldn’t identify you. If you truly believe
that smoking weed occasionally doesn’t
lead to bad consequences, why would
you obscure yourself instead of using
your full name, program, and favourite
location to indulge in your sick drugs?
You sicken me, Ryan, and shame on
you for suggesting to pot-free, impressionable students at this straight-edge
university to “take a hit.” I hope your
mind rots away as you suck on your
bong and you forget everyone close to
Editor’s Note: Aleks requested that his letter
be printed “as is.” As such, Gazette Opinions
apologizes for his many verb tense errors.
To the editor:
Last Friday, Canadian Blood Services
held a forum where its MSM policy was
to be discussed for its merits and shortcomings. In attendance, as was expected, were student activists seeking to
change (or perhaps just vent at) Health
Canada’s policy for reasons anyone not
living in a cave has heard at least a dozen
times by now.
What has not been pointed out
enough is how these students are equating a health issue with one of political
correctness.
Members of a newly-formed campus
group, Standing Against Queer Discrimination, stood up and declared they
would not be “silenced.”
I can put this in no simpler words: get
over yourselves.
This issue has been front cover news
on campus along with the everlasting
abortion debate for almost a month.
CBS held a forum to listen to your side
of the story. How exactly are you being
silenced?
Or was this ridiculous charge raised
for little more than shock value? Getting
anything less than what you want is not
tantamount to being oppressed by the
government. Don’t confuse the two.
—Matthew Prime
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ArtsEntertainment
Fred Claus kicks off year’s holiday flicks
| Vaughn’s awkward wit still fares well with Old School crowd |
By Dylan Clark
Gazette Staff
Fred Claus
Directed by: David Dobkin
Starring: Vince Vaughn, Paul Giamatti, Kathy Bates, Kevin Spacey
With Christmas looming, Fred
Claus arrives as an early gift before
the true start of the holiday movie
season.
Vince Vaughn plays Fred Claus,
Santa’s (Giamatti) older brother
who feels bitterly overshadowed by
his sibling’s popularity. The movie
explores and reinvents the Christmas story from a less-than-jolly
perspective.
Beginning with Santa’s birth,
the story requires a sizable suspension of disbelief. For instance,
who knew that when a person
becomes a Saint, he, his family
and spouse all become immortal?
Even though the reinvention of
the Santa Claus mythology creates a number of plot holes, the
senselessness is quickly forgotten
as Vaughn steals the show.
As the jaded big brother, Vaughn
plays the same sarcastic, goldenhearted and oh-so-vulnerable character he has been perfecting since
Swingers. Despite the similarities
with previous performances, his
awkward wit is one of the film’s
highlights. In spite of the supporting cast’s big names, they simply
play their parts as stock characters
for Vaughn to play off of.
Fred Claus can neither be
defined as a family or adult movie.
Most of the snappy dialogue and
situational jokes are geared toward
a grown-up audience, but it also
incorporates a lot of slapstick com-
SADLY, THE ELF’S BACHELOR PARTY WAS A BUST WHEN THE STRIPPER DIDN’T SHOW. Vince Vaughn does a poor imitation of the Lord of the
Dance to a delighted crowd of vertically-challenged onlookers.
edy, complete with cartoon sound
effects for the kids.
While the film holds appeal for
both older and younger audiences,
it is hardly ever simulaneously
pleasing to both. It is especially difficult to call the movie a “family
flick” because of its complexity. On
top of the main sibling rivalry, the
audience has to follow constant
digressions, including two — yes,
two — romantic subplots, both of
which conclude predictably.
At the heart of the movie is a
strong message about non-commercialism. No, wait — it’s about
the gift of giving, or maybe it’s
about family and loyalty. Then
again, it’s about love and looking
past differences and the persevering innocence of children.
In packing so much morality
into one movie, the product suffers
— the last 15 minutes containing
enough sap to make Aunt Jemima
cringe.
Overall, Fred Claus is a cute and
entertaining way to start the holiday season. While it will likely never
be a part of anyone’s Christmas tradition, it’s original and funny
enough to see it once.
Divine secrets of buying lingerie for your lady
less does not qualify as lingerie.
Moreover, lingerie is not limited to
thongs and push-up bras. More
exotic items such as satin negligees
or George Costanza’s favourite —
the brazier — will make even the
most self-conscious girl feel like a
goddess.
By Michael Gregoris
Gazette Staff
As the holidays creep up, it is time
to start brainstorming gifts for your
significant other. Many view lingerie shopping for your lady and
jaywalking across the 401 blindfolded as being equally dangerous
and a majority will opt to become
roadkill.
However, with proper knowledge and a little courage, you can
not only overcome the fear of shopping for women’s underwear, you
won’t ever have to feel like that
“weird guy alone in the lingerie
store” again.
I’LL TAKE YOU TO THE CANDY SHOP ... OR LINGERIE STORE. When in
doubt, just remember to be tasteful and ask for help if you need it.
• Brush up on your knowledge of
lingerie. Anything edible or crotch-
• Be prepared to spend money.
Face it — this is essential as women
have an uncanny eye for quality
and detail. There’s a good chance
they already have cheap underwear, so it is your responsibility is to
buy her something she’s not going
to buy herself. Looking shrewd
doesn’t help either as it shows you
cut corners by rushing in and grabbing the first thing without actually
picking anything out. The bottom
line: put in the work.
• Only go to specialty stores.
These outlets harbour a great deal
of expertise. Don’t be afraid to consult with staff — just remember to
take their advice as they undoubtedly know much more than you.
Just because it makes you horny
doesn’t necessarily mean it will
have the same effect on her.
• Go online. Stores like LaSenza
(www.lasenza.ca) and Victoria’s
Secret (www.victoriassecret.com)
offer an extensive catalogue of sexy
lingerie, complete with the latest
styles and trends. It’s quick, convenient and flashy, so if you happen
to be more shy than most people,
going online is a safe alternative.
• When in doubt, bring her out. If
you have some extra time at the
mall, pop in with your significant
other and get her opinion. She can
even try it on right there. Warning: if
you choose this option, keep in
mind you will be paying at the end.
• Keep it simple. Just because it
looks good on the model perched
in the front window doesn’t mean
it will translate well to your partner. Over-the-top frills and superfluous tassels are cheesy and uninteresting.
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theGazette • WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 14, 2007
Alicia Keys, Zeppelin vie for chart’s top spot
Internet.
By Kaitlin Martin
Gazette Staff
This week’s new releases boast several highly anticipated albums by
superstars both young and old, as
well as a few random discs (Creed,
anyone?) that throw the proverbial
monkey wrench into an otherwise
solid lineup.
• Alicia Keys — As I Am
Britney Spears’ Blackout was originally slated for a Nov. 13 release
before it got bumped up to Oct. 30.
Spears’ camp was rumoured to be
afraid of how the pop diva would
chart if she went head-to-head with
Alicia Keys.
With Keys’ first single “No One”
at the top of Billboard’s R&B and
Hip Hop chart and at number three
on the Billboard Hot 100, it’s no
wonder Spears’ label was nervous.
As I Am is also gaining hype for its
song “Lesson Learned,” a duet with
John Mayer that has leaked on the
• The Hives — The Black and
White Album
For its latest disc, the Hives recorded with hip-hop legends/producers
Pharrell Williams and Timbaland.
Although the Timbaland tracks
were produced too late to make the
final cut for The Black and White
Album, the band is obviously testing a different sound. While this
could have backfired, early reviews
suggest the Hives’ experiments
have created an exciting new
record, with near-perfect ratings
across the board.
• The Killers — Sawdust
This disc is one for the Killers’ hardcore fans. The album offers a few
new songs (including a duet with
glam rock legend Lou Reed), but
most tracks were previously
released as B-sides on the band’s
singles. Still, Sawdust is not a
money grab. The album is filled to
the brim with 17 songs, including
covers of classic rock songs and
reinterpretations of the Killers’ hits.
• Duran Duran — Red Carpet
Massacre
With Timbaland and Justin Timberlake producing the album, Duran
Duran’s latest effort is generating a
lot of buzz. Lead single “Falling
Down” — with a music video about
a rehab-bound Britney Spears look
alike and backing vocals and production by Spears’ ex, Timberlake
— is catching steam online, and not
just for its celebrity gossip tie-in.
and melodramatic lyrics may not
be for everyone, but if you are a fan
of Creed this reissue has plenty to
offer. The two-disc set contains several neverbefore-heard live and
acoustic tracks.
• Led Zeppelin — Mothership
Clocking in at over two hours, this
two-disc compilation is a valiant
attempt to satisfy diehard Led Zeppelin fans. Composed of songs
hand-picked by the surviving
members of the band, each disc is
filled with their most famous and
best-loved songs. If “Best Of”
albums are often denounced as
proof of a band’s greed, consider
this an exception — Led Zeppelin is
probably one band that deserves to
have its best songs reissued.
• Creed — My Own Prison
Re-Release)
As (arguably) one of the most hated
— or, at least, spoofed — fauxgrunge bands of the ‘90s, it is surprising that Creed’s debut album is
receiving a 10th-anniversary
re-release. Lead singer
Scott
Stapp’s
throaty
growl
Alicia Keys
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that make men cry, I was apprehensive. After all, there are many
“top” lists out there, and they all
tend to list the same movies.
So I propose a list without Titanic — the ship sinks and Leo turns
into a popsicle: get over it. Nor will
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coerced by a girlfriend. Instead,
here are three lesser-known movies
that make guys cry.
Easy Rider: It still mystifies me
that this narcotic-loving movie hasn’t attained more popularity, especially at universities. Chronicling the
tale of two drug-fueled bikers, Captain America (Peter Fonda) and Billy
(Dennis Hopper), the movie features
hippies, free love, drugs, and a snapshot of the ‘60s counter-culture.
So how does a movie featuring a
cast stoned out of his gourd make
the list? The ending. Like Old Yeller,
this movie ends tragically. When
Bob Dylan refuses to write music
for a film because he thinks the
ending is too sad, you know you’ve
got a tearjerker.
The Deer Hunter: A Vietnam War
movie of a slightly different note,
this subdued flick features a strong
cast, including Robert de Niro, John
Cazale (Fredo in The Godfather)
and Christopher Walken. This film
portrays life in a small Pennsylvania town bleakly and provides a
similarly bleak portrayal of the war.
The majority of this film doesn’t
take place on the battlefield, but
instead addresses the psychological
effects of war on a man. Walken in a
serious role and another emotional
ending puts this film on the list.
Once Upon a Time in the West: A
Western? Yes. This film, in addition
to its incredible performances
(Henry Fonda in one of his few
“evil” roles) also features epic
music. The soundtrack pulls at the
heartstrings in ways a whale jumping over a kid never could.
To everyone who hates Westerns
because of John Wayne, I urge you
to see this flick. It’s serious, epic and
morally ambiguous. After all, who
wants to watch movies where the
good guys always win?
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theGazette • WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 14, 2007
OUA Women’s Hockey
Slow start
leads to
third loss
of season
By Derek Tangredi
Gazette Writer
Western women’s hockey forward
Sara Lynch summed up her squad’s
recent game versus the Toronto Varsity Blues well.
“We played a great game, the
only problem was that we forgot to
show up for the first minute, and it
really cost us.”
Western came out of the gate flat
and paid for it immensely. The
Mustangs trailed 2-0 before they
even knew what hit them and
ended up losing 3-1.
After the initial onslaught, the
’Stangs cut down on their turnovers
and did a great job getting pucks in
behind the Blues’ defence.
Western head coach Paul Cook
was impressed with his team’s ability to rebound from a dreadful start.
“The girls could have given up
and shut it down for the rest of the
game but they battled back and I
am proud of them.”
Although the team trailed 2-0
after the first period, the shots were
dead even. Had it not been for the
stellar play of Toronto goaltender
Stephanie Lockert, the scoreboard
may have told a different story.
Toronto head coach Karen
Hughes acknowledged her goaltender’s strong play.
“I felt that Western really pressured us and that their puck possession caused numerous problems for us. It’s a luxury to have a
goalie like [Lockert] because even
when you have defensive breakdowns, she is there to bail you out.”
The Mustangs took a page out of
Toronto’s playbook by coming out
flying to start the second period,
creating an abundance of scoring
chances.
Western forward Amy Groen
came within inches of scoring on a
delayed penalty. Western continued to fire shot after shot, but could
not capitalize on any of its chances.
“All we needed was one bounce.
Had any of those chances gone our
way I know our team would have
responded well and tied the game,”
Cook said.
Even though Western controlled
the play for the majority of the period, Toronto pushed its lead to 3-0
with only 3:49 remaining in the second period.
Western was determined to
duplicate its effort in the third period as the squad continued to generate scoring chances.
Western defenceman Veronica
Johnston finally broke the shutout,
firing a shot over Lockert’s blocker
side. The team continued to fight to
the bitter end, although its efforts
came up short.
With the loss, Western falls to 44-3 on the season. Toronto currently has only one regulation loss on
the season, and if the ’Stangs can
mimic their performance from Saturday, these two teams will be
meeting up again in the near future.
“If we can take what we learned
from the game today and carry it
over to our upcoming games, we
are going to be a difficult team to
play,” Cook said.
The Mustangs hope to rebound
from the loss when they take on the
Guelph Gryphons next Saturday.
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ON DECK: Volleyball results... Thursday
OUA Men’s Basketball
Offence comes to
life in opening win
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By Ravi Amarnath
Gazette Staff
Brad Smith’s 26 points highlighted
a big opening night for Western’s
men’s basketball team, where it
owned the paint en route to a 10283 thumping of the York Lions.
“I think almost every game we
play, we have a tremendous advantage inside and we’ve got depth
inside,” Western head coach Brad
Campbell said. “It’s something we
try not only to attack at the start of
the game but the entire game.”
The ’Stangs quickly took advantage of York’s inexperience inside,
with Smith scoring the team’s first
12 points of the game to give it an
early advantage.
Following a three-point play by
York forward Matthew Terejko, the
Lions evened the score at 12 with
6:59 left in the first quarter. Terejko
finished the night with 25 points.
Despite facing a zone defence
and having their forwards fronted
for much of the second quarter, the
Mustangs continued to pour points
in the paint, going into the second
half up 49-34.
“We have a lot of things to combat different defensive looks,” Western point guard and team captain
Matt Curtis said. “A lot of our plays
and action work well against any
defence.”
Facing a large deficit at halftime,
the Lions put on a full-court press
to start the second half. Combined
with hot shooting from the perimeter, York cut Western’s lead to five
points midway through the third
quarter, trailing the ’Stangs 60-55.
“We tried to change things up
and come with a new defence in
the second half,” York head coach
Bob Bain said.
With Smith in foul trouble and
the Purple and Silver struggling
inside, guard Jason Milliquet provided Western with the offensive
spark needed to regain control of
the game.
Milliquet poured in five threepointers, including a crucial basket
before the end of the third quarter
to put the ’Stangs up 73-61 heading
into the fourth. The ’Stangs continued to ride hot shooting in the final
frame to preserve the victory.
“Western shot very well at times
[from the perimeter] and it had a
good inside-outside game,” Bain
said.
With Colin LaForme and
Keenan Jeppesen ineligible to play
and forward Andrew Wedemire out
with injuries, rookie guard Ryan
Barbeau and forward Garrett Olexiuk received a lot of minutes. The
youngsters responded well, according to Curtis.
“Garrett and Ryan are great players and responded great, not only
today but also during our preseason as well. I know the feeling of
being thrust into such a demanding
role and it’s definitely not easy.”
Despite having another big
offensive night, Western fell on Saturday to the Laurentian Voyageurs
by a score of 100-93. Smith once
again led the way with 24 points.
Western will be back next week,
hosting the number nine nationally-ranked Queen’s Golden Gaels at
Alumni Hall. Tip-off is at 8 p.m.
Jon Purdy/Gazette
SPORTING A SWEETER ’STACHE THAN KURT RAMBIS. Mustangs captain Matt Curtis had 20 points and 16 helpers in Western’s victory over
the York Lions last Friday.
Jonas Hrebeniuk/Gazette
RIDING THE BULL LONGER THAN A DRUNKEN NIGHT AT COWBOYS. After suffering two tough losses versus
Lakehead, the Mustangs dominated Brock by a score of 6-0 last Saturday.
OUA Men’s Hockey
Topping leads ’Stangs win
Western rides goaltending to crucial victory
By Lauren Pelley
Gazette Staff
The Brock Badgers left campus
with their tails between their legs
on Saturday after failing to score
against the Mustangs men’s hockey team.
The Mustangs crushed the Badgers in a 6-0 victory at Thompson
Arena, with goalie Brad Topping
putting up a 24-save shutout.
“Topping was a big reason for
[our loss] ... but I thought when
[Western] had offensive opportunities, [it] did a good job of burying
the puck,” Brock head coach Murray Nystrom said.
Kevin Richardson began Western’s scoring with an early power
play goal. The Mustangs maintained momentum throughout the
first period and kept the play in
Brock’s end of the rink.
But the ’Stangs string of solid
scoring opportunities were interrupted when Brock had a two-man
power play. Western’s defence held
its own against a swarm of Badgers
around the net.
Despite their two-man advantage, the Badgers couldn’t score on
Topping.
“Being our third game this week,
we needed a goal or two early to
give us a bit more juice, but we didn’t get that,” Nystrom said.
Richardson scored again for the
Mustangs early in the second period. The rest of the period was dominated by power plays, with both
Western and Brock heading repeatedly to the penalty box.
By the third, the Mustangs were
back in full force. They ensured a
Western victory with four additional goals in the period, including a 3on-1 Peter Franchin tally with 6:30
left in the game.
With four of Western’s six goals
scored while Badgers were in the
box, the Mustangs used their power
play opportunities well.
“I think the tendency on the
power plays is to want to get the
pretty goal, the back-door goal, or
the open net goal, but I thought we
did a nice job tonight of just shooting the puck and finding some
spots,” Western head coach Clarke
Singer said.
Singer said Topping made some
huge saves.
“He did a great job and he’s got
to keep playing well like that for us.”
Topping attributed the win to a
team effort, with contributions
from all four lines.
“Most of the other teams in our
division have been winning their
games this week, so we wanted to
keep pace with them,” he added.
Mustangs defenceman Marcus
Smith was impressed with Topping’s play.
“Topping definitely kept us in
there,” Smith said.
“Our team was coming off a
couple tough losses in Lakehead so
we really wanted to emphasize having a good start.”
So far, the Mustangs’ season has
been up and down.
On Sept. 30, Western pummeled
the Ryerson Rams to secure the
York Invitational Championship.
Most recently, the Mustangs suffered two shootout losses on Nov. 2
and 3 against the Lakehead Thunderwolves.
“You don’t win the season in
your first 10 games,” Topping said
“We’re just trying to gel together
as a team.
“The big thing is we’re building
on our work ethic and our consistency, and hopefully that carries
into the playoffs.”
With another game against the
Badgers on Nov. 17, the Mustangs
hope to repeat Saturday’s performance despite Brock’s hometown
advantage.
“I’m sure they’re going to have a
heck of a lot of motivation to play
us on their rink after losing to us
here,” Singer said.
Singer added the Mustangs have
three games in four days this week,
including a home game against
Guelph on Nov. 15.
“We’ll probably shorten practice
a little bit this week,” Singer said.
Smith expects Brock to be a little fresher at the next game.
“This was [Brock’s] third game in
four nights. Next game, we’ll probably expect a more energized spot on
their side,” Smith said.
Nystrom expects a good
rematch between the two teams.
“We’re all battling for the same
playoff spots,” he added.