SF SKETCHFEST TURNS 13 THE 13TH ANNUAL SF SKETCHFEST the San Francisco Comedy Festival January 23 - February 9, 2014 sfsketchfest.com SF Sketchfest would not be possible without the generous support of our sponsors. Major Sponsors Official Sponsors TM In-Kind Sponsors Bundaberg Brewed Drinks The Fizzary J. Rusten Furniture Studio Krave Jerky Philz Coffee Southwest Airlines Taylor’s Tonics Thrifty Car Rental TRIBUTES SF Sketchfest Tribute: Tenacious D: An Evening of Conversation, Clips and Songs with Jack Black and Kyle Gass moderated by Paul F. Tompkins JAN 23, 9:30PM AT THE Castro Theatre Jack Black and Kyle Gass make up The Greatest Band in History: Tenacious D. They started playing together in Kyle’s studio apartment on Cochran Ave in Los Angeles. No one could have ever dreamed of where their genius would take them, but take them it did… The band had a variety series on HBO that aired in 1999. Their self-titled album was released in the fall of 2001 with Epic Records and was quickly certified at gold-selling status, and has since been certified platinum. The duo completed their first feature film together, “Tenacious D in the Pick of Destiny” for New Line Cinema, which was released in November 2006. The album “Rize of the Fenix” followed in 2012. In 2013, Black and Gass founded and hosted Festival Supreme, a music and comedy festival in Santa Monica, CA which featured the likes of Adam Sandler, The Mighty Boosh, Tim & Eric and many more of the greatest acts in musical comedy. Tenacious D will sit down for an evening of conversation with moderator and friend Paul F. Tompkins, plus clips and songs! SF Sketchfest Tribute: Key & Peele: A Conversation with Keegan-Michael Key and Jordan Peele moderated by Marc Evan Jackson JAN 25, 1PM AT Cobb’s Comedy Club SF Sketchfest is proud to celebrate Comedy Central’s wildly popular and highly acclaimed sketch comedy series, “Key and Peele.” Created by and starring Keegan-Michael Key and Jordan Peele, “Key and Peele” mixes filmed sketches and live stage segments in a seamless blend of satire, spoofs and utter silliness. The series has recently been picked up for its 4th season, and Keegan and Jordan will be live in conversation to discuss the show’s unique perspective and broad appeal. TRIBUTES SF Sketchfest Tribute: Alan Arkin in conversation with Kevin Pollak with a 35th Anniversary screening of “The In-Laws” FEB 6, 7PM AT THE Castro Theatre SF Sketchfest pays tribute to iconic actor Alan Arkin with a live onstage conversation between Arkin and comedian and friend Kevin Pollak, followed by a 35th anniversary screening of the classic comedy, “The In-Laws,” which features some of the best comic timing (by Arkin and his onscreen partner Peter Falk) ever recorded on film. Arkin launched his career with Chicago’s improvisational revue “Second City,” and from then on has been recognized as an actor of great talent and versatility on stage, screen and television. He won the Academy Award for Best Supporting Actor for his role in “Little Miss Sunshine” and has won and been nominated for numerous other awards. Other highlights from a career still going strong include “Argo,” “Slums of Beverly Hills,” “Glengarry Glen Ross,” “Edward Scissorhands,” “Little Murders” (which he also directed), “Catch-22,” “The Heart is a Lonely Hunter,” and “The Russians Are Coming, The Russians Are Coming.” Co-Presented by JCCSF Salute to Coyle & Sharpe: An Afternoon with Mal Sharpe and special guests Matt Besser, Matt Walsh, James Reichmuth and host Jesse Thorn FEB 9, 4PM AT THE Eureka Theatre SF Sketchfest presents a special salute to highly influential Bay Area legends Coyle & Sharpe, the early masters of street pranks and put-ons. Using hidden microphones, they clandestinely recorded their bizarre encounters with unsuspecting citizens on the streets of San Francisco in the 1960s. A panel of comedians including the Upright Citizens Brigade’s Matt Besser and Matt Walsh, Kasper Hauser’s James Reichmuth, and emcee Jesse Thorn from Bullseye, will pay homage to surviving member Mal Sharpe, who will appear in person and share clips from his personal archive of material. Film Events “Napoleon Dynamite” 10th Anniversary with Jon Heder, Jon Gries and Efren Ramirez JAN 23, 7PM AT THE Castro Theatre From the rural town of Preston, Idaho, comes Napoleon Dynamite! With a red ‘fro, his moon boots, and illegal government ninja moves, he is a new kind of hero. His family consists of fragile brother Kip, who’s seeking his soulmate in online chat rooms; Uncle Rico, who is stuck in his “glory” days of high school football; and Grandma, who enjoys going out to the dunes on her quad-runner. Napoleon spends his days drawing magical beasts, working on his computer hacking skills to impress the chicks, and begrudgingly feeding his Grandma’s pet llama. When his friend Pedro decides to run for class president, it is Napoleon to the rescue to help him triumph over adversity. Celebrating a decade of ligers and sweet dance moves, SF Sketchfest is thrilled to welcome cast members Jon Heder (Napoleon Dynamite), Jon Gries (Uncle Rico) and Efren Ramirez (Pedro) for a screening and conversation/Q&A. “Revenge of the Nerds” 30th Anniversary feb 8, 8:30PM AT the Castro Theatre It’s been thirty years since those nerds of Lambda Lambda Lambda took on the jocks and jerks of Alpha Beta and Pi Delta Pi! Get ready for panty raids, jock strap pranks, homecoming pep rallies and belching contests in this classic comedy from the 80s, “Revenge of the Nerds!” This 30th Anniversary celebration will include a screening and a conversation/Q&A with stars Curtis Armstrong (“Dudley ‘Booger’ Dawson”), Timothy Busfield (“Arnold Poindexter”), Robert Carradine (“Lewis Skolnick”), Brian Tochi (“Toshiro Takashi”), Andrew Cassese (“Harold Wormser”), Larry B. Scott (“Lamar Latrell”) and Julia Montgomery (“Betty Childs”), moderated by Chris Hardwick from the Nerdist Podcast. Film Events SF Sketchfest and Midnight Mass Present: “Cabin Boy” 20th Anniversary with Chris Elliott and Adam Resnick, hosted by Peaches Christ feb 7, 7:30PM AT THE Castro Theatre 20 years have gone by since Chris Elliott and Adam Resnick unleashed “Cabin Boy” on the world and it has since become a much-quoted and much-loved cult classic. Chris Elliott stars as ‘fancy lad’ Nathaniel Mayweather, who accidentally boards the wrong ship (called ‘The Filthy Whore’) and is forced to become cabin boy to the rough and tumble crew. Along the way he meets a shark-man, a multi-armed sea witch, a giant, and David Letterman selling monkeys. Elliott and co-writer and director Adam Resnick will sit down with underground drag superstar Peaches Christ for a freewheeling conversation. “Top Secret!” 30th Anniversary Screening and Q&A with Jim Abrahams, David Zucker and Jerry Zucker, moderated by Paul Scheer feb 8, 1PM AT the Castro Theatre “Top Secret!,” the classic parody of Cold War spy films AND Elvis Presley musicals, will celebrate its 30th Anniversary with a screening and extremely silly discussion with writer/directors Jim Abrahams, Jerry Zucker and David Zucker, also known for creating “Airplane!,” “The Naked Gun,” and “Kentucky Fried Movie.” Joining them as moderator is fellow connoisseur of the ridiculous Paul Scheer, from “NTSF:SD::SUV:::” and “Human Giant.” The Benson Movie Interruption: “Twilight: New Moon” with Surprise Guests feb 8, 4:20PM AT the Castro Theatre SF Sketchfest regular Doug Benson (“Super High Me”) returns for another opportunity to see a movie like “Twilight: New Moon” the way it was meant to be seen: enhanced by a group of comedians taking it apart from beginning to end. Doug will be joined by special surprise guests in this very special Castro Theatre event. Film Events Totally Looped JAN 25 and 26, 4PM AT THE Roxie Theater Old movies, all-new dialogue...that’s Totally Looped! In this hilarious movie-centric live show, Hollywood’s funniest improvisers dub new dialogue to old movie clips they haven’t seen in advance. The visuals are vintage Hollywood, but the characters, dialogue and situations are all created live on the spot based on audience suggestions. Created and directed by Vince Waldron, Totally Looped’s all-star cast includes Dan Castellaneta (“The Simpsons”), Keegan-Michael Key (“Key and Peele”), Deb Lacusta (“The Simpsons”), Joe Liss (“That 80s Show”), Rick Overton (“Groundhog Day”), Angela V. Shelton (Frangela’s “Idiot of the Week”), and Gary Anthony Williams (“Boston Legal”) . Please note: Keegan-Michael Key performs Saturday only; Gary Anthony Williams performs Sunday only. “Super Troopers” feb 1, 10PM AT the Roxie Theater “Super Troopers,” the 2001 cult classic from the minds of the Broken Lizard comedy troupe, returns to the big screen for this special event presented by SF Sketchfest, the San Francisco Comedy Festival. Join Kevin Heffernan (Trooper Rod Farva – the-oft-picked on dispatcher) and Steve Lemme (Trooper Mac Womack – king of the pranksters) for an introduction and Q&A before the film. Other film events at SF Sketchfest this year include: Club Chuckles Presents On Cinema Podcast: “Wired” hosted by Tim Heidecker and Gregg Turkington (Jan 25, 12PM at the Roxie Theater); Henri Mazza hosting the 30th Anniversary Sing-Along AND Dance-Along screening of the 1984 Kevin Bacon small town dance masterpiece “Footloose” (Feb 5, 8PM at Rickshaw Stop); a night of award-winning short films written by, directed by, or starring stand up comedians with Say Hello to My Little Funny (Jan 28, 8PM at Cobb’s Comedy Club); and San Francisco’s only audienceparticipation movie riffing show, Bad Movie Night (Jan 26 and Feb 9, 8PM at the Dark Room). TV Spotlights and Reunions A Salute to “Bored To Death” with Jonathan Ames, Ted Danson, Zach Galifianakis and Jason Schwartzman and moderator Martin Gero feb 1, 1PM AT MARINES’ MEMORIAL THEATRE Join acclaimed writer and show creator Jonathan Ames and cast members Ted Danson (“George”), Zach Galifianakis (“Ray”) and Jason Schwartzman (“Jonathan”) as they discuss their work on “Bored to Death, “ the unique and celebrated HBO “Noir-otic Comedy” series. Becoming “Enlightened” feb 2, 1PM AT Marines’ Memorial Theatre The cast and creators of the much-loved HBO comedy Enlightened reunite for an afternoon to discuss the series, tell stories and answer your questions! SF Sketchfest is thrilled to welcome co-creators and stars Laura Dern (“Amy”) and Mike White (“Tyler”), as well as actors Luke Wilson (“Levi”), Timm Sharp (“Dougie”), Sarah Burns (“Krista”) and Jason Mantzoukas (“Omar”), and producer David Bernad. Moderated by Andy Richter. Farewell, Futurama! Jan 25, 1PM AT Marines’ Memorial Theatre Cancelled, Schmancelled! Why would the cast of Futurama let a little thing like the end of the series keep them from entertaining their fans?! The gang is back together to perform classic Futurama scenes live and take your questions in a Q&A moderated by producer Lee Supercinski with castmembers Billy West (Fry, Zoidberg, Professor Farnsworth, Zapp Brannigan), John DiMaggio (Bender), Maurice LaMarche (Kif, Morbo, Lrrr), Lauren Tom (Amy Wong), and Phil LaMarr (Hermes Conrad). Inside Inside Amy Schumer feb 6, 8PM AT Marines’ Memorial Theatre The minds behind Comedy Central’s hit series “Inside Amy Schumer,” including Amy herself and producers/writers Jessi Klein, Kurt Metzger, Dan Powell and Kim Schumer-Caramele, discuss the show’s provocative and hilarious topics revolving around sex, relationships, and the general clusterf*ck that is life through a series of scripted vignettes, stand-up comedy, and man-on-the-street interviews. TV Spotlights and Reunions An Afternoon with The Venture Bros. JAN 26, 1PM AT Cobb’s Comedy Club Want action? Adventure? Comedy? Then look no further than The Venture Bros.! A staple of Adult Swim’s animated late-night shows, The Venture Bros. follows the unpredictable adventures of twin thrillseekers Hank and Dean Venture. Join Steven Rattazzi (Dr. Orpheus), Michael Sinterniklaas (Dean Venture), Dana Snyder (The Alchemist) and James Urbaniak (Dr. Venture) for an afternoon of all-things Venture! Slipnutz Variety Show with Jon Glaser, Andy Blitz and Brian Stack feb 1, 7:30PM AT the Brava Theater Center Last seen on “Late Night with Conan O’Brien,” the Slipnutz reunite for the first time in many years for a variety show. Original Slipnutz members Andy Blitz, Jon Glaser and Brian Stack will be joined by special guests Steve Agee, Ron Funches, Jackie Kashian, Andy Richter and Maria Thayer. The Greatest Event in Festival History with Adam Scott, Lance Bangs and Jon Glaser feb 1, 4PM AT Cobb’s Comedy Club SF Sketchfest is proud to present The Greatest Event in Festival History to celebrate the four episodes of Adult Swim’s “The Greatest Event in Television History” with co-creator, co-director and star Adam Scott, co-director Lance Bangs, and co-star Jon Glaser. So far the Greatest Events have included shot-by-shot remakes of the opening credit sequences of “Simon & Simon,””Hart to Hart,” and “Too Close For Comfort,” with one more to come in January. Join Adam, Lance and Jon as they discuss and show episodes and take your Greatest Questions in Q&A History! live radio Wits with John Moe with guests Paget Brewster, Nellie McKay, Eugene Mirman, Paul F. Tompkins and Loudon Wainwright III jan 24, 7:30PM AT Marines’ Memorial Theatre Called “one of the rare public radio shows that’s actually funny” by the Huffington Post, Wits mixes comedy, conversation, songs and surprises in its nationally broadcast program. Hosted by John Moe and taped in front of a live audience, the show spotlights some of the hottest names in comedy and most beloved indie musicians around. StarTalk Live with special guest host Bill Nye the Science Guy and co-host Eugene Mirman Jan 24, 10PM AT Marines’ Memorial Theatre StarTalk, with usual host Neil deGrasse Tyson, is the groundbreaking weekly talk show that bridges the divide between Pop Culture and Pop Science. With its unique combination of comedy and celebrity star power, StarTalk pulls the science out of the ordinary, no matter what the subject - and pulls the pop culture out of the scientific, no matter what the topic. It rides the wave of “Geek Chic” pop culture (think Big Bang Theory) to entice and enchant a broad and undiscovered audience. NPR’s Ask Me Another with Ophira Eisenberg and Jonathan Coulton feb 5, 8PM AT the Castro Theatre A mash-up of “Jeopardy” meets “Saturday Night Live,” Ask Me Another is NPR’s rambunctious hour of puzzles, word games and trivia that blends your local pub’s trivia night with comedy and music. Host Ophira Eisenberg and house musician Jonathan Coulton challenge in-studio contestants and listeners alike with games that stretch their noggins and tickle their funny bones. And each episode celebrity guests take a turn in the contestant’s chair, facing games written especially for them. What you’ll hear resembles the casual intimacy of game night at a friend’s house: one where scores are forgotten in favor of hilarious gaffes, and the grand prize is a good time. Theatrical Celebrity Autobiography: The Music Edition with Pamela Adlon, Rachel Dratch, Florence Henderson, Michael Hitchcock, Laraine Newman, Eugene Pack, Dayle Reyfel and Fred Willard feb 8, 4PM and 7pm AT Marines’ Memorial Theatre Celebrity Autobiography returns in a new “Music Edition” which has been dubbed “Bieber, Beyonce, and Beyond!” Get ready for nonstop laughs as you experience a variety of jawdropping vignettes inspired and torn straight from the pages of the most unforgettable and unintentionally hilarious MUSIC tell-alls. From Britney Spears, LL Cool J and Tommy Lee to Cher, Madonna and more. Created by Emmy-Award nominated writer-performer Eugene Pack and developed by Pack and Dayle Reyfel. The show has garnered a Drama Desk award, and rave reviews across the board from the “New York Times,” “Rolling Stone” and “Time Magazine.” Stripped Down Shorts: One-Act Comedies by Eugene Pack with Pamela Adlon, Florence Henderson, Michael Hitchcock, Laraine Newman, Dayle Reyfel and Fred Willard feb 9, 1pm at the Eureka Theatre “Stripped Down Shorts” is a staged reading trilogy of short oneact comedies about fame, food and other world matters from Drama Desk award winner and Emmy nominated writer Eugene Pack , author of “The Whisper” and creator of “Celebrity Autobiography.” The Thrilling Adventure Hour Jan 25, 7PM and 9:30pm AT Marines’ Memorial Theatre Returning for its fourth year, Acker & Blacker’s The Thrilling Adventure and Supernatural Suspense Hour is a staged comedy production in the style of an old-time radio show that proves radio is still the king of all media! This San Francisco iteration features two shows with the regular cast of Work Juice Players: Paul F. Tompkins, Paget Brewster, Craig Cackowski, Marc Evan Jackson, Hal Lublin, Annie Savage and special guests John DiMaggio, Dave Foley, Karen Gillan, Keegan-Michael Key (7pm only), Melanie Lynskey, Kevin Murphy, Paul and Storm, Jason Ritter and James Urbaniak. Wainy Days Live with David Wain & Friends with Michael Ian Black, Rashida Jones, Megan Mullally, Adam Scott, Michael Showalter AND MORE feb 1, 7PM AT Marines’ Memorial Theatre Wainy Days is an ongoing web series chronicling David Wain’s (lightly fictionalized) attempts to meet women in New York City. Wain and special guests bring a live version to SF Sketchfest for the first time. Theatrical Shakes The Clown Live with Bobcat Goldthwait, Julie Brown, Tom Kenny, Florence Henderson and more feb 9, 4PM AT Cobb’s Comedy Club Bobcat Goldthwait will revive his 1991 cult comedy classic with an energetic live reading at Shakes The Clown Live. Reprising their film roles in front of the audience on February 9 are Julie Brown (“Judy”), Tom Kenny (“Binky The Clown”), Florence Henderson (“The Unknown Woman”) and Goldthwait himself (“Shakes The Clown”). One Star with Thomas Lennon and Matt Mira with guests Robert Ben Garant, Eddie Pepitone, Cathy Shim and more music by Mike Farrell feb 8, 10:30PM AT the Eureka Theatre Thomas Lennon (Reno 911!) and Matt Mira (Nerdist podcast) explore the singular and too-silly-to-bemade-up world of one star Yelp reviews, with special guests, in their salute to bad service. The Realest Real Housewives with June Diane Raphael, Morgan Walsh, Danielle Schneider, Natasha Leggero, Nick Thune, Marc Evan Jackson, and With opening act Frange and Stern jan 24, 8PM AT the Eureka Theatre It began innocently enough with the Real Housewives of O.C. Then came the brave ladies of New York, then the peaches of Atlanta, the gems of New Jersey, the titans of D.C., the delicate flowers of Beverly Hills and finally the class acts of Miami. These women, these HOUSEWIVES, are national treasures. They will not be ignored. Their finest moments will be reenacted by thespians, in whose gifted hands their stories can finally be heard. We dedicate this important night of theatre to Andy Cohen and all the faceless, nameless women and men watching in the dark. You are not alone. One small request? Don’t be tardy to this party. Holla! Debates/Theatrical UPTOWN SHOWDOWN DEBATE: BREAKFAST VS. DINNER feb 1, 10PM AT Marines’ Memorial Theatre In a spin-off of school debate events, two teams of comedians will square off to argue which is better, Breakfast vs. Dinner. Debaters Michael Ian Black, Dana Gould, Myq Kaplan, Megan Mullally, Michael Showalter, David Wain and moderator Arden Myrin will go head-to-head on one of the most important issues of our time, and you decide the winner! The Great Debate: Girls vs. Golden Girls jan 24, 8PM AT Stage Werx In their Great Debate series, Matt Price and Ilyse Mimoun have never been afraid to tackle the toughest questions facing America. Now they fearlessly give you another important Great Debate with “Girls vs. Golden Girls – Who Empower Us and Who are a Bunch of Stunted, Oppressed Degenerates?” Jamie Kilstein and John Fugelsang Debate the Existence of God feb 9, 8PM AT Eureka Theatre After a recent televised debate on this subject as part of “Totally Biased with W. Kamau Bell,” atheist comedian Jamie Kilstein and believer comedian John Fugelsang will flesh out their arguments as they Debate the Existence of God at this special event, moderated by Rick Overton. With opening act Time Capsule. Other Theatrical events in the festival: Cartoonist Mike Capozzola shines a Ray Gun on Sci-fi, Superheroes and more in I Ink Alone (Feb 6, 8PM at the Cartoon Art Museum); comedians do live stage readings of popular “Saved By The Bell” episodes in Bayside Myself (Jan 25, 8PM at Brava Studio Theater). IMPROV Upright Citizens Brigade: ASSSSCAT feb 8, 10PM AT Marines’ Memorial Theatre Sponsored by SF Weekly Upright Citizens Brigade’s popular weekly long-form improv show A.S.S.S.S.C.A.T. has been a staple of SF Sketchfest for 11 years running, and returns to Marines’ Memorial Theatre for one show only, featuring UCB founding members Matt Besser, Ian Roberts and Matt Walsh. They will be joined by guest improvisers and UCB theatre regulars Andy Daly, Rachel Dratch, Chris Gethard and Shannon O’Neill. Naked Babies feb 7, 7:30PM AT Marines’ Memorial Theatre From the Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre comes the sketch and improv quartet NAKED BABIES who will perform their Earth shattering improv comedy and righteously take ownership of the life changes they might cause. The Naked Babies are: Rob Corddry, Brian Huskey, Seth Morris and John Ross Bowie. Matt Mira Facebook Improv feb 9, 8PM AT Marines’ Memorial Theatre SF Sketchfest presents Facebook, a long-form improv show based on the Facebook pages of audience members. A hit at Los Angeles’ UCB Theatre, Facebook’s cast features some of America’s most acclaimed improv comedians: Owen Burke, Chad Carter, Rob Huebel, Seth Morris and Paul Scheer. improv The Groundlings: The Black Version with Jordan Black, Danielle Gaither, Keegan-Michael Key, Phil LaMarr, Karen Murayama, Jordan Peele, Gary Anthony Williams and Cedric Yarbrough jan 25, 10PM AT Brava Theater Center An all African-American cast of seasoned improv specialists from the world-famous troupe The Groundlings asks the audience to suggest a popular film title and then performs the “black version” of that movie. With experienced and talented performers in on the fun, audiences are sure to see off-the-cuff comedy at its best. The Groundlings: Personals with Jessica Chaffin, Jamie Denbo, Kevin Kirkpatrick, Michael McDonald, Mitch Silpa, Mindy Sterling and host Brian Palermo jan 31, 8PM AT Eureka Theatre We comb through dozens of Internet dating sites and select the real personal ads of actual people, and improvisors who have not seen these profiles become characters based on them. We see the world of dating through the eyes of prisoners, goths and maybe even Republicans. Millions of people are looking for love - see if these freaks get any! Improvised Shakespeare Company jan 30, 7:30PM AT Kanbar Hall at JCCSF Based on audience suggestion, The Improvised Shakespeare Co. creates a fully improvised Shakespearean masterpiece right before your very eyes! Nothing has been planned out, rehearsed, or written. All of the dialogue is said for the first time, and if every you’re wondering where the story is going...so are they! Each play is completely improvised and entirely new! Theme Park Improv feb 7, 10:15PM AT Brava Theater Center The Theme Park Improv Show’s improvisers take a single suggestion of a theme from the audience, and wing an entire set of fast-paced long-form scenes and characters. They return to SF Sketchfest with a spectacular new lineup: Ian Brennan, Rachel Dratch, Simon Helberg, Jessica Chaffin, John Michael Higgins, Michael Hitchcock, Jessica Makinson, Cole Stratton and Janet Varney. IMPROV 313 Improv with Andy Cobb, Marc Evan Jackson, Keegan-Michael Key, Maribeth Monroe, Jaime Moyer and Arc Warzecha AND OPENING ACT COLE STRATTON: 140 CHARACTERS jan 24, 10:30PM AT Eureka Theatre The 313 are long-form improvisers from Los Angeles. The name, “The 313” is for the area code of the city of Detroit, where they all got their start. Cole Stratton: 140 Characters — The Twitter Show Cole Stratton (co-host of the Pop My Culture Podcast and co-founder of SF Sketchfest, the San Francisco Comedy Festival) takes you on a whirlwind journey through cyberspace as he embodies 140 characters through their fictitious Twitter accounts in a half hour. Shitty Jobs with Sean Clements, Dominic Dierkes, DC Pierson, Ben Rodgers, Charlie Sanders and opening act The Blank Experience with TJ Miller jan 25, 10:30PM AT Eureka Theatre Everyone remembers that one nightmare job they used to have. We interview a random member of the audience about their worst job then we spin it into fully improvised show filled with creepy bosses, depressed co-workers, and jerkass customers. It’s about feeling better about your own life. And couldn’t we all use more of that? Matt Mira The Andy Daly Show / Gravid Water feb 7, 8PM AT Eureka Theatre Gravid Water: Gravid Water has been playing at the Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre since 2004. Top improvisers and actors, from Broadway, “30 Rock,” “Conan,” “Saturday Night Live” and beyond, perform in scenes from Stoppard to Sophocles, and everything in between. The actors know their lines, and the improvisers improvise, with no prior knowledge of the scenes. With guests Andy Daly, Rachel Dratch, Kevin Pollak, Ian Roberts, Matt Walsh and more. Andy Daly Show: Andy Daly performs characters from “Comedy Bang Bang” and “The Andy Daly Podcast Pilot Project” and screens a sneak peak at the first episode of Comedy Central’s “Review.” sketch The Midnight Show with guest host TJ Miller jan 25, 7:30PM AT Brava Theater Center Named “Kings of Dot Comedy” by G4, “Top Acts to Watch in 2013” by LA Weekly, and nominated for Comedy Central’s “The Comedy Awards,” The Midnight Show is a dark, fast, fun explosion of live sketch and video. This SF Sketchfest show is hosted by comedian and actor TJ Miller. The Birthday Boys with Unsuspectingly Sponsored By... feb 1, 10PM AT Brava Theater Center The Birthday Boys formed their sketch group at the Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre Los Angeles in 2007. Their sketch comedy TV series is executive produced by Bob Odenkirk (“Breaking Bad,” “Mr. Show”) and airs on IFC. In addition to staging monthly sketch shows at UCB for over five years, they have performed at venues nationwide. BriTANick with BOAT and host Anita Drieseberg jan 29, 8PM AT Eureka Theatre BriTANicK is the two part comedy explosion of Nick Kocher and Brian McElhaney. They do sketch, standup, and improv shows at the UCB in NY and LA and their videos have amassed over 50 million views worldwide. Boat is a trio based out of Brooklyn, NY. For three years they’ve brought their satirical and often surreal brand of sketch to venues throughout the US. Killing My Lobster with Dale Radio, Hosted by Nicole Calasich feb 3, 8PM AT Eureka Theatre Founded in 1997 and hailed as “an orgy of comic genius” by Comedy Central, Killing My Lobster produces performance art across a range of disciplines that provokes, amuses, educates, entertains, and inspires. Appearing with Killing My Lobster is Dale Seever’s cult-hit Brooklyn-based podcast, Dale Radio, featuring interviews and conversations with a wide variety of engaging cultural personalities. music Maya Rudolph and Gretchen Lieberum are Princess: An Evening of the Music of Prince DJ SET BY OMAR PEREZ (POPSCENE) feb 9, 8PM AT Mezzanine 21+ SNL vet Maya Rudolph and LA singer-songwriter Gretchen Lieberum are PRINCESS, a Prince cover band. Born out of their collective, life-long obsession with Prince, each performance is a love letter to the Artist himself. Don’t Worry, They Won’t Hurt U... They Only Want U 2 Have Some Fun. w00tstock Founders’ Night 3: Day of the Founders with Paul and Storm, Adam Savage and Pat Rothfuss jan 26, 1PM AT Marines’ Memorial Theatre TV host/special-effects artist Adam Savage (“MythBusters”) and musiccomedy duo Paul and Storm (Da Vinci’s Notebook) and bestselling author Pat Rothfuss (Wise Man’s Fear) present a night of songs, readings, comedy, demonstrations, short films, and other clever widgets dedicated to the enthusiasms, obsessions, trials and joys of geek pride. This is the dawning of the Age of Geekdom–and its voices will ring true at w00tstock Founders! Nellie McKay and Tom Brosseau jan 25, 8PM AT Verdi Club 21+ Two acclaimed singer-songwriters co-headline this special night of music at SF Sketchfest with the awardwinning Nellie McKay, hailed by the New Yorker as “funny and touching, ceaselessly clever and scarily talented,” and American folk musician Tom Brosseau, a heralded favorite at the famous Largo theatre of Los Angeles. The Watkins Family Hour with guests Tom Brosseau, Paul F. Tompkins and Loudon Wainwright III jan 26, 8PM AT Marines’ Memorial Theatre Sara Watkins and her brother Sean Watkins – members of the Grammy Award-winning band Nickel Creek – bring their much-lauded Watkins Family Hour show, a staple at the L.A. Club Largo, to the fest for the first time. The show often includes cameos from friends and colleagues and this San Francisco edition is no exception. MUSIC Megan Mullally In Concert with her band Nancy and Beth with The Lampshades jan 31, 8PM AT Kanbar Hall at JCCSF Emmy Award-winning actress Megan Mullally met fellow actress Stephanie Hunt while in Austin filming the independent movie “Somebody Up There Likes Me”. The minute they started singing together, they realized they had something special... Fading lounge act The Lampshades, the musical comedy duo comprised of Kate Flannery (“The Office”) and Scott Robinson (“Anchorman”), opens. Wheels Off: The Rhett Miller Show with special guests John Doe, Paul F. Tompkins and more jan 27, 8PM Yoshi’s San Francisco Wheels Off: The Rhett Miller Show is a new variety show featuring Rhett Miller and his all-star friends. Modeled after old-school variety shows, Wheels Off will feature music, comedy, a little bit of discussion, and maybe even a skit here and there. This SF Sketchfest iteration features legendary musician John Doe, comedian Paul F. Tompkins and more. The Girls with Alison Brie, Cyrina Fiallo and Julianna Guill feb 1, 8PM and 10pm AT Yoshi’s San Francisco The charming LA-based band The Girls, a trio of singers comprised of Cyrina Fiallo, Julianna Guill and “Community” star Alison Brie, along with their talented backing musicians, breathe new life into beloved songs from classic rock hits to more contemporary fare, as well as some originals. Bridget Everett Live with special guest Dave Hill feb 7, 8PM AT Rickshaw Stop 18+ Time Out called Bridget Everett one of the Funniest People in New York. Her credits include film, theater, television, festivals, and most recently a guest spot at Carnegie Hall performing with the legendary Patti Lupone. Bridget and her band The Tender Moments just released a debut album, “Pound It ,” and play to sold-out crowds nationwide. Opening for Bridget is comedian and Valley Lodge rocker Dave Hill, the new host of “The Goddamn Dave Hill Show” on WFMU. music Heidecker & Wood jan 24, 8PM AT Rickshaw Stop Heidecker & Wood are comedian/writer/actor Tim Heidecker (“Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job!,” “Tim and Eric Billion Dollar Movie,” “The Comedy,” “Bridesmaids”) and his longtime musical collaborator composer/multi-instrumentalist Davin Wood (“Awesome Show,” “Billion Dollar Movie”). Sit back and enjoy Heidecker & Wood’s tasty licks, the classic AM radio melodies and the intentional/unintentional laughs. Bring the Rock with Greg Behrendt and the Reigning Monarchs with guests Bridget Everett, Bobcat Goldthwait, Chris Hardwick, Karen Kilgariff and Matt Nathanson feb 8, 10:30PM AT Cobb’s Comedy Club Greg Behrendt brings his wildly popular Bring The Rock show back to SF Sketchfest. The Los Angeles Largo staple gives comedians the chance to tell a story about a song from their past- sometimes embarrassing, sometimes sentimental, always funny- and then Greg’s fantastic band The Reigning Monarchs covers the song, often led by the comedian in question. It’s what karaoke should be. Greatest Concert Ever with host Matt Besser and guests Andrew Daly, Dave Hill, Brian Huskey and Eddie Pepitone and opening act Miles and Jesse feb 7, 10:30PM AT Eureka Theatre All comedians want to be rock stars. Tonight we give them that chance. The UCB has assembled the greatest musical entertainers of all time. Come live out your roadie fantasies at the “Greatest Concert Ever.” Comedians cover their favorite songs impersonating the rock singer of their choice. Eli Braden and Reformed Whores jan 29, 8PM AT Punch Line Comedy Club Enjoy a night of irreverent music parody with “The Howard Stern Show” sensation and Twitter darling Eli Braden, and the musical comedy duo Reformed Whores, fronted by Marie Cecile Anderson and Katy Frame, who have been lassoing hearts throughout the NYC comedy scene. PODCASTS + TALK SHOWS Accordingly To Jim Podcast with Jon Glaser with guests Dana Gould, Arden Myrin, Andy Richter and Adam Scott FEB 1, 1PM AT THE EUREKA THEATRE Jim Leyland recently stepped down as manager of the Detroit Tigers. After a 40-year career in baseball the natural thing to do next, of course, is start a podcast. Join Jim (Jon Glaser) as he talks to guests and gets them to open up as only Jim can. The Adventures of Danny and Mike with Danny Tamberelli and Michael C. Maronna and guests Kumail Nanjiani and Emily Gordon FEB 1, 1PM AT Punch Line Comedy Club Danny Tamberelli and Mike Maronna, known as the “Petes” on “The Adventures of Pete & Pete” are all grown up — but that doesn’t mean that the adventures have stopped! Join them as they wander out into the world in search of their next great adventure. Before You Were Funny with Justin Michael and Jacob Reed and guests Timm Sharp and more FEB 1, 1PM AT THE DARK ROOM Before You Were Funny: the most entertainingly terrible sketch show the world has never seen! We’ve raided the Awful Sketch Vaults of yesteryear and asked our favorite comedians to bring in and perform their worst sketches, screenplays, stand-up, diary entries, and more…LIVE. Chewin’ It with Kevin and Steve WITH KEVIN HEFFERNAN AND STEVE LEMME AND GUEST SAMM LEVINE FEB 1, 4PM AT Punch Line Comedy Club Kevin Heffernan & Steve Lemme (creators/stars of such movies as “Super Troopers” and “Beerfest”) chew the fat, share stories, and have a few laughs with each other AND some great guests including Samm Levine. Comedy Film Nerds Podcast with Graham Elwood and Chris Mancini and guest Nick Thune JAN 25, 1PM AT Punch Line Comedy Club Comedy Film Nerds is a podcast with over 2 million total downloads, and features guests talking about all genres of film. Their online retail arm features books, CDs, DVDs and digitally distributed feature films. You’ll never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. PODCASTS + TALK SHOWS The Dana Gould Hour with guests Sara Benincasa and Stephen Tobolowsky and opening act Aunty Donna jan 31, 10:30PM AT Eureka Theatre Comedian Dana Gould takes a look at our world... through his eyes... for your benefit. Joined by guests Sara Benincasa and Stephen Tobolowsky, with a with a focus on the weird and the real. Conversation. Music. Monologues. Dead Authors with Paul F. Tompkins and guest Thomas Lennon jan 24, 10PM AT Brava Theater Center H.G. Wells (Paul F. Tompkins) uses his time machine to transport authors from the past into the future! With guest Thomas Lennon. Partial proceeds benefiting 826 Valencia Deep Shit Podcast with Baron Vaughn with guests Caitlin Gill and more jan 26, 4PM AT Punch Line Comedy Club Professional s##! talker Baron Vaughn sits down each week with a friend or an expert (sometimes they’re the same) to talk through big life themes. The Fogelnest Files with guest Chris Gethard feb 7, 10PM AT Stage Werx Jake Fogelnest is a professional. He’s been a regular panelist on VH1, written for “Saturday Night Live,” “Best Week Ever,” Spin Magazine, New York Magazine and most recently the Emmy nominated, “Billy On The Street.” Gelmania with Brett Gelman with guest Jon Daly jan 24, 8PM AT Verdi Club 21+ Spend an evening inside the mind of comedian Brett Gelman as he returns to SF Sketchfest with Gelmania. Comedy, Theatre, and Philosophy are one in this live stage show, featuring special guest Jon Daly. PODCASTS + TALK SHOWS Harmontown with Dan Harmon and Jeff B. Davis FEB 6, 8PM AT Cobb’s Comedy Club Attend a town meeting in a land free of brevity, where Dan Harmon (creator of NBC’s “Community”) and Jeff B. Davis (“Whose Line is it Anyway?”) take another small, drunken step toward colonizing the moon. Jen Kirkman: I Seem Fun FEB 8, 7:30PM AT Brava Theater Center What can you expect from the I Seem Fun podcast? Comedian and author Jen Kirkman sits in bed, and talks to you – well, into a microphone – about what’s on her mind. With opening act Brendan Hines. Improv4Humans with Matt Besser with guests Owen Burke, Chris Gethard, Seth Morris and more FEB 9, 1PM AT Punch Line Comedy Club Founding member of the UCB and a regular performer in the worldfamous show Asssscat, Matt has brought his talents to Earwolf with a fully improvised weekly podcast featuring the best improvisers in the universe. Jonah Raydio FEB 8, 1PM AT Cinecave at Lost Weekend Video Jonah Ray has some friends over to his house (or in this case Cinecave at Lost Weekend) to drink, listen to music, and converse....with sexy results. Jordan, Jesse, Go! with Jesse Thorn, Jordan Morris and guest Rob Corddry feb 8, 1PM AT Eureka Theatre Jordan, Jesse, Go! is a freewheeling comedy podcast about life in your twenties and everything else. Your hosts are Jesse Thorn, “America’s Radio Sweetheart,” and Jordan Morris, “Boy Detective.” Thur | Jan 23f SF SKETCHFEST TURNS 13 Dark Room: DR Eureka Theatre: ET Independent: IND 21+ Brava Theater: BT Kanbar Hall at JCCSF: JCC Brava Studio Theatre: BST Marines’ Mem. Theatre: MMT Café Royale: CR Mezzanine: MEZZ 21+ California Academy of Sciences: Punch Line Comedy Club: PL ACAD 21+ Rickshaw Stop: RICK Cartoon Art Museum: CAM Rite Spot: RITE 21+ Castro Theatre: CT Roxie Theater: ROX Cinecave/Lost Wknd Vid: LW 21+ Stage Werx: SW Cobb’s Comedy Club: CC Verdi Club: VC 21+ Contemporary Jewish Museum: CJM Yoshi’s San Francisco: YSF Venue key Sun | Jan 26 mon | Jan 27 tue | Jan 28 w00tstock 1pm $35 MMT Venture Bros. 1pm $20 CC Baby Talk 1pm $20 PL Talkin’ Toons 4pm $20 ET Looped 4pm $25 ROX Deep Shit 4pm $20 PL Watkins 8pm $30 MMT Adomian/Vaughn 8pm $20 CC Porchlight 8pm $20 VC Phil Hendrie 8pm $25 ET Bad Movie Night 8pm $15 DR Funny Shits 8pm $10 RITE Rhett Miller 8pm $30 YSF Sun | feb 2 Becoming “Enlightened” 1pm $30 MMT Sun | feb 9 Stripped Down 1pm $20 ET Improv4Humans 1pm $20 PL Terrified 1pm $15 DR “Shakes The Clown” Live 4pm $25 CC Salute to Coyle & Sharpe 4pm $15 ET Vague Stories 4pm $20 PL Lady to Lady 4pm $15 DR Princess 8pm $40 MEZZ Facebook Imp. 8pm $30 MMT Eric Andre 8pm $22 VC Kilstein/Fugelsang 8pm $25 ET Bad Movie Night 8pm $15 DR Funny Shits 8pm $10 RITE Happy Hour Comedy 7pm $10 CR BriTANick/ BOAT 8pm $20 ET Eli Braden/ Reformed Whores 8pm $15 PL Business 8pm $10 DR Share your SF Sketchfest experience with #sfsketchfest. Follow along for announcements, pictures, videos and peeks behind the scenes. Mortified 8pm $20 PL 3 Woman/ Chardonnay/ Jesse Fernandez 8pm $15 ET @sfsketchfest @sf_sketchfest SF Sketchfest SF Sketchfest mon | feb 3 tue | feb 4 Killing My Lobster/ Dale Radio 8pm $15 ET SF Lost Moon/ Speechless 8pm $15 ET Avengers of Comedy 8pm $15 PL SKETCHFEST TURNS 13 “Napoleon Dynamite” 7pm $25 CT Tribute: Tenacious D 9:30pm $25 CT wed | Jan 29Thur | Jan 30 Say Hello To My Little Funny 8pm $15 CC Don’t Watch/ Femikaze 8pm $15 ET OPENING NIGHT Comedy NightLife at California Academy of Sciences 6pm $12 ACAD Improvised Shakespeare Co. 7:30pm $25 JCC Michael McDonald 8pm $20 CC Ronna & Beverly 8pm $20 ET Scott Capurro’s Position 8pm $20 PL Dark Room Showcase 8pm $15 DR Dark Room Showcase 10pm $15 DR wed | feb 5Thur | feb 6 NPR’s Ask Me Another 8pm $25/35 CT Mission CTRL/ Best of Craigslist 8pm $15 ET “Footloose” Dance-Along Sing-Along 8pm $12 RICK Business 8pm $10 DR Tribute: Alan Arkin and “The In-Laws” 7pm $25 CT Inside Inside Amy Schumer 8pm $25 MMT Harmontown 8pm $20 CC Dave Hill/Wil Anderson 8pm $20 ET Throwing Shade 8pm $20 PL Dark Room Showcase 8pm $15 DR I Ink Alone 8pm $15 CAM Dark Room Showcase 10pm $15 DR Tickets and Information at sfsketchfest.com All performers and lineups are subject to change fri | Jan 24 Wits 7:30pm $35 MMT Foley/McDonald 7:30pm $25 BT Iron Comic 8pm $25 CC Realest Housewives 8pm $20 ET Dozens: Robinson/Schaefer 8pm $20 PL SFSF Stands Up 8pm $15 BST Gelmania 8pm $20 VC Heidecker & Wood 8pm $25 RICK Dark Rm Showcase 8pm $15 DR Great Debate 8pm $15 SW Talkies 8pm $15 LW StarTalk Live 10pm $35 MMT Dead Authors 10pm $25 BT Mission Position 10pm $15 LW Joe Mande 10pm $15 SW Dark Rm Showcase 10pm $15 DR Dozens: Dierkes/Pierson 10:15pm $20 PL SFSF Stands Up 10:15pm $15 BST Jenny Slate/Friends 10:30pm $25 CC 313 Improv 10:30pm $20 ET Smug Shift 10:30pm $25 VC fri | Jan 31 RISK!/You’re Whole 7:30pm $25 BT Winslow/Darby 8pm $25 CC Megan Mullally in Nancy & Beth/Lampshades 8pm $30 JCC Groundlings Personals 8pm $20 ET Dozens: Brito/Karmel 8pm $20 PL Put Your Hands Tog. 8pm $20 VC SFSF Stands Up 8pm $15 BST Singin & Pingin 8pm $10 RS Branum Talk Show 8pm $20 SW Dark Room Showcase 8pm $15 DR On Cinema 12pm $20 ROX Cynic Cave 8pm $15 LW Farewell Futurama 1pm $25 MMT David Koechner 8pm $25 IND Tribute: Key & Peele 1pm $25 CC Dozens: Robinson/Schaefer 9:15pm $20 PL Comedy Film Nerds 1pm $20 PL Thrilling Adventure 9:30pm $40/50 MMT Superego 1pm $20 BT Groundlings: Black Version 10pm $30 BT Totally Looped 4pm $25 ROX Dark Room Showcase 10pm $15 DR Laughspin Podcast 4pm $15 DR Thrilling Adventure 7pm $40/50 MMT Rooftop Showcase 10pm $15 SW Dozens: Dierkes/Pierson 7pm $20 PL Attractive Camp 10pm $15 LW Improv Showcase 10:15pm $15 BST Midnight Show/TJ Miller 7:30pm $20 BT Invite Them Up 10:30pm $25 CC Rooftop Showcase 7:30pm $15 SW Shitty Jobs 10:30pm $20 ET Big Terrific 8pm $25 CC Heidecker/Hamburger 10:30pm $25 VC David Koechner 10:30pm $25 IND Natasha Leggero 8pm $20 ET Bayside Myself 8pm $15 BST Totally J/K 11:45pm $15 PL Nellie McKay/Tom Brosseau Tournament of Nerds $30 VC Midnight $15 DR Dark Room Showcase 8pm $15 DR Sat | FEB 1 Storking Comedy 8pm $15 LW Stella & Friends 10pm $30 MMT Competitive Erotic 10pm $25 BT Roderick on the Line 10pm $20 SW Dark Rm Showcase 10pm $15 DR Get Yucked Up 10pm $15 LW Dozens: Branum/Esposito 10:15pm $20 PL SFSF Stands Up 10:15pm $15 BST Winslow/Darby 10:30pm $25 CC Dana Gould Hour 10:30pm $20 ET fri | feb 7 “Cabin Boy” 7:30pm $20 CT Naked Babies 7:30pm $30 MMT SFSF Stands Up 7:30pm $15 BST Gilbert Gottfried 8pm $30 CC Joel Hodgson 8pm $30/50 BT Todd Barry: Crowd Work 8pm $20 VC Bridget Everett 8pm $20 RICK Daly/Gravid Water 8pm $25 ET Dozens: Heller/Lawrence 8pm $20 PL Prompter 8pm $20 SW Sat | Jan 25 Dark Room Showcase 8pm $15 DR Talkies 8pm $15 LW Nerdist Podcast 10pm $30 MMT Fogelnest Files 10pm $20 SW Dark Rm Showcase 10pm $15 DR Hand To Mouth 10pm $15 LW Theme Park 10:15pm $20 BT Dozens: Kirshen/Nancherla 10:15pm $20 PL Gilbert Gottfried 10:30pm $30 CC Kurt Tub 10:30pm $20 VC Greatest Concert 10:30pm $20 ET Never Not Funny 11am $20 ET Topics 1pm $20 BT Accordingly to Jim 1pm $20 ET Adventures of Danny & Mike 1pm $20 PL Bored to Death 1pm $30 MMT Before You Were Funny 1pm $15 DR Greatest Event 4pm $20 CC Tobolowsky Files 4pm $20 ET Chewin It 4pm $20 PL Wainy Days Live 7pm $30 MMT Dozens: Branum/Esposito 7pm $20 PL Slipnutz 7:30pm $30 BT Rooftop Showcase 7:30pm $15 SW The Girls 8pm $25 YSF Meltdown 8pm $25 CC Bukkake of Smiles 8pm $25 VC Stardumb 8pm $20 ET Improv Showcase 8pm $15 BST Dark Room Showcase 8pm $15 DR Cynic Cave 8pm $15 LW Dozens: Brito/Karmel 9:15pm $20 PL Uptown Showdown 10pm $30 MMT The Girls 10pm $25 YSF “Super Troopers” 10pm $15 ROX Birthday Boys 10pm $20 BT Dark Room Showcase 10pm $15 DR Rooftop Showcase 10pm $15 SW Fun Times With Friends 10pm $15 LW Romane Event 10:15pm $15 BST Team Coco Live 10:30pm $25 CC Competitive Erotic 10:30pm $25 VC Kate Berlant/Sara Benincasa 10:30pm $20 ET Business 11:45pm $15 PL Dark Room Showcase Midnight $15 DR Sat | FEB 8 Fancy Meeting You Here 11am $25 CJM Sanjay & Craig 11am $20 JCC “Top Secret!” 1pm $20 CT Owen & TJ Read The News 1pm $20 BT Jordan, Jesse Go! 1pm $20 ET K Ohle Podcast 1pm $20 PL Picture This 1pm $15 DR Jonah Raydio 1pm $20 LW Celebrity Autobiography 4pm $50 MMT Todd Barry Podcast 4pm $20 ET Probably Science 4pm $20 PL Road Stories 4pm $15 DR Benson Movie Int. 4:20pm $20 CT Celebrity Autobiography 7pm $50 MMT Dozens: Kirshen/Nancherla 7pm $20 PL Jen Kirkman: I Seem Fun 7:30pm $20 BT Rooftop Showcase 7:30pm $15 SW Set List 8pm $25 CC Chris Gethard Show 8pm $20 ET Improv Showcase 8pm $15 BST Dark Room Showcase 8pm $15 DR Cynic Cave 8pm $15 LW “Revenge of the Nerds” 8:30pm $30 CT Dozens: Heller/Lawrence 9:15pm $20 PL UCB ASSSSCAT 10pm $35 MMT Crash Test 10pm $25 BT Rooftop Showcase 10pm $15 SW Dark Room Showcase 10pm $15 DR Characters Comedy 10pm $15 LW Some People Like Us 10:15pm $15 BST Bring The Rock 10:30pm $25 CC One Star 10:30pm $25 ET Imaginary Radio 11:45pm $20 PL Dark Room Showcase Midnight $15 DR PODCASTS + TALK SHOWS The K Ohle Podcast Live with Kurt Braunohler with guests Nate Bargatze, Rachel Dratch and Seth Morris feb 8, 1PM AT Punch Line Comedy Club The K Ohle is a multi-format podcast hosted by comedian Kurt Braunohler. Formats include (but are not limited to): The Boat Show: “The Best NonBoating Boat Show on the Internet,” PETophilia: “The Animal Show for People Who Think Animals are Dumb,” Get Lost! and FactTime. Lady to Lady with Tess Barker, Barbara Gray and Brandie Posey feb 9, 4PM AT the Dark Room Barbara Gray, Tess Barker and Brandie Posey’s popular podcast and hit Upright Citizens Brigade show brings an hour of insanity that’s like The View (but funny), mixed with Pee-Wee’s playhouse and a dash of David Lynch, featuring pop culture debates, hilarious personal revelations, and the occasional Craigslist talent performance. Producer/director: David Janove. Laughspin Podcast Live hosted by Dylan Gadino and Lauren Ashley Bishop with guests Brett Gelman, Natasha Leggero and Sara Schaefer jan 25, 4PM AT the Dark Room On the Laughspin Podcast, Laughspin.com founder/editor Dylan Gadino and guest co-host Lauren Ashley Bishop bring you comedy news, fresh audio clips from the comedy world and a few laughs. The Laughspin Podcast is part of the All Things Comedy network, founded by comedians Bill Burr and Al Madrigal. Nerdist Podcast Live feb 7, 10PM AT Marines’ Memorial Theatre Back for another highly-anticipated live podcasting experience, popular comic/actor/author/television personality/raconteur Chris Hardwick, celebrated funnyman Jonah Ray, and Matt Mira, noted wit and the most humorous former funeral home employee in the known universe, return to the SF Sketchfest stage performing stand-up comedy followed by a live exhibition of podcasting excellence. Never Not Funny with Jimmy Pardo with Matt Belknap, Pat Francis and guest Todd Glass feb 1, 11aM AT Eureka Theatre Imagine eavesdropping on three guys at a party… except what you’re hearing is funny… That’s “Never Not Funny.” Join Jimmy Pardo, Matt Belknap and Pat Francis as they dissect music, sports, current events, but mostly… they just talk, and you get to listen and laugh. PODCASTS + TALK SHOWS Owen and TJ Read the News with Adam McKay and Owen Burke FEB 8, 1PM AT Brava Theater Center From the minds of Owen Burke (Funny or Die) and Adam McKay (“Anchorman”). Owen stays up on current events and TJ, a cell phone case salesman and aspiring hip hop artist, is more interested in what’s going on at the Hooters down at the Jacksonville, FL CityWalk. Probably Science Podcast with Matt Kirshen, Andy Wood and Jesse Case FEB 8, 4PM AT Punch Line Comedy Club The hit podcast in which three professional comedians and incompetent scientists take you through this week in science. Incompetently. Featuring Matt Kirshen, Andy Wood, Jesse Case, and, until a few months ago when he met Lorne Michaels, co-host Brooks Wheelan, with special guests from the world of science and comedy. Road Stories Podcast with Murray Valeriano with co-host Kira Soltanovich and guest Eddie Pepitone FEB 8, 4PM AT the Dark Room Murray Valeriano is a brilliant comedian, writer and human sponge. He possesses a remarkable wealth of pop culture knowledge and experience and it shines through on his popular “Road Stories” podcast, mentioned in USA Today’s Pop Candy as one of the Best Comedy Podcasts of 2013. Roderick on the Line with Merlin Mann and John Roderick Jan 30, 6pm at California Academy of Sciences 21+ jan 31, 10PM AT Stage Werx Roderick on the Line is a frank and candid weekly phone call between John Roderick and Merlin Mann. While these sorts of calls have been conducted privately since something like 2003, they are now available to the public as an audio podcast. Watch them do it live, sans phone! Ronna and Beverly with Jamie Denbo and Jessica Chaffin jan 30, 8PM AT Eureka Theatre Ronna Glickman & Beverly Ginsberg are the best-selling Co-Authors of “You’ll Do A Little Better Next Time: A Guide to Marriage and Re-marriage for Jewish Singles.” They travel the country and the world interviewing celebrities and educating audiences about love & relationships, all the while oversharing about their own families and lives. PODCASTS + TALK SHOWS Scott Capurro’s Position jan 30, 8PM AT Punch Line Comedy Club Scott Capurro brings his signature wit and, whilst bantering with sidekick David Mills, asks you about career, inspiration, blah blah blah. It’s fun, informal, gossipy and not broadcast on TV so one can be as ‘real’ as one would like! Superego with guests Paget Brewster, Thomas Lennon , Kevin Murphy, Paul F. Tompkins and James Urbaniak jan 25, 1PM AT Brava Theater Center Superego is a collection of improvised, character-based sketches presented through the loose psychological framework of analytical Pscience™. They’ve steadily garnered over a million downloads and have been featured on the iTunes main podcast page. Superego: Profiles In Self-Obsession! Talkin’ Toons with Rob Paulsen with guests Maurice LaMarche, Phil LaMarr, Greg Miller and James Urbaniak jan 26, 4PM AT Eureka Theatre Join Emmy and Annie award winner Rob Paulsen (the voice of Yakko, Pinky, Dr. Scratch ‘n’ Sniff and more) and his special guests as he talks about his experiences in voice acting! Terrified with Dave Ross with guests Barbara Gray, Karen Kilgariff and Eddie Pepitone feb 9, 1PM AT the Dark Room One of Nerdist’s newest and fastest-growing podcasts, Terrified with Dave Ross features interviews with comedians, musicians, and other famous types to find out what they don’t like about themselves. Throwing Shade Podcast with Erin Gibson and Bryan Safi feb 6, 8pM AT Punch Line Comedy Club Erin Gibson and Bryan Safi met while performing at UCB Theater in Los Angeles. But it was writing and hosting segments on Current TV’s “Infomania” where they fell in love, a kind of love you can’t put into words, but is definitely non-sexual. PODCASTS + TALK SHOWS The Tobolowsky Files with Stephen Tobolowsky FEB 1, 4PM AT Eureka Theatre Stephen Tobolowsky is one of the leading character actors in film today. He returns to SF Sketchfest to perform stories of his experiences in television and film with his podcast “The Tobolowsky Files.” The Todd Barry Podcast with guests Karen Kilgariff, Jen Kirkman and Rick Overton FEB 8, 4PM AT Eureka Theatre Highly regarded and amazing comedian Todd Barry talks to friends and maybe people he doesn’t know - about their careers, travel, food, and various other topics. Sounds good, doesn’t it? Yeah. It really does. Topics Podcast Live with Michael Ian Black and Michael Showalter FEB 1, 1PM AT Brava Theater Center “Topics” features friends and collaborators Michael Ian Black and Michael Showalter as they tackle some of mankind’s most difficult questions: What is the nature of love? Is time travel possible? And many more. Vague Stories Podcast with Greg Behrendt feb 9, 4PM AT Punch Line Comedy Club Greg Behrendt takes a break from his two-man podcast, “Walking the Room,” to ramble and pontificate all by his lonesome in the new and terrific Vague Stories podcast. The World of Phil Hendrie jan 26, 8PM AT Eureka Theatre Comedic genius chock full of character and commentary: that’s Phil Hendrie. Famous for his cast of fictional characters as part of his radio show, Phil brings his world to the stage for this live SF Sketchfest event. Variety/Standup Baby Talk with Jensen Karp and Dan Levy with guests Natasha Leggero, April Richardson and Nick Thune jan 26, 1PM AT Punch Line Comedy Club Baby Talk, a round table show built around comedian and new father Dan Levy, features comedians and a real life 7-year-old discussing what it takes to be a cool dad. Big Terrific with Jenny Slate, Gabe Liedman and Max Silvestri with guests Jon Daly, Joe Mande, Eugene Mirman and Noah Garfinkel jan 25, 8PM AT Cobb’s Comedy Club Started by Gabe Liedman, Max Silvestri and Jenny Slate, each week the shows plays host to the country’s finest alternative comedians, and it’s become an essential stop for established stars testing out new material. Jenny Slate & Friends with Jon Daly, Brett Gelman, Max Silvestri and Nick Thune jan 24, 10:30PM AT Cobb’s Comedy Club Jenny Slate is a human woman who is a comedian, film and TV actress. Join Jenny and her friends as they put on a show. Bukkake of Smiles with Matt Braunger and Dana Gould WITH HOST STACEY HALLAL feb 1, 8pM AT Verdi Club 21+ Matt Braunger and Dana Gould join their considerable comedic forces for this special one-show-only event. With completely unique yet complimentary styles, these two powerhouses promise an evening of nothing less than a Bukkake of Smiles. The Business jan 29 and feb 5, 8pM AT the Dark Room The Business & Friends Late Night WITH GUEST DAN ST. GERMAIN AND MORE feb 1, 11:45 pM AT Punch Line Comedy Club Produced by and featuring local comedy all-stars Sean Keane, Nato Green, Bucky Sinister, Caitlin Gill, and Anna Seregina, The Business brings San Francisco a string of unique and seasoned — and sometimes wholly unconventional — comedians. Variety/Standup The Chris Gethard Show FEB 8, 8PM AT Eureka Theatre Alternatively insane, heartfelt, sad and hopefully always funny, The Chris Gethard Show grew from its Upright Citizens Brigade roots, with no formula, budget nor mainstream attention, to gain cult following and a reputation for bizarre stunts. Now a TV broadcast, The Chris Gethard Show puts on a riveting weekly spectacle. Crash Test with Rob Huebel and Paul Scheer with guests Eric Andre, Nate Bargatze, Owen Burke, Aparna Nancherla, and Eddie Pepitone FEB 8, 10PM AT Brava Theater Center Rob Huebel and Paul Scheer of Human Giant join friends to do whatever they want. This show is totally experimental and the format constantly changes. Basically, Rob and Paul have an hour or so and they want you to come to it. David Koechner jan 25, 8PM and 10:30PM AT the Independent 21+ David Koechner (“Anchorman,” “Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues,” “Talladega Nights,” “Thank You for Smoking”) is in theaters, on TV, online, in your dreams and on tour. Koechner brings jokes, storytelling and characters, including Gerald “T-Bones” Tibbons, a rangy carny; Roy, an obese gay man looking for love; and Jokey, an impulsive jokester, the funniest guy at the office… or funeral. Eric Andre: A Night of Stand-Up Comedy WITH JESSE ELIAS AND STROY MOYD feb 9, 8PM AT Verdi Club 21+ Comedian/actor Eric Andre is the creator/host of “The Eric Andre Show,” currently on Adult Swim, and recently on tour nationwide. He performs stand-up at clubs and festival, and was most recently on ABC’s “Don’t Trust the B in Apt 23”, and on the big screen in “The Internship. “ Gilbert Gottfried with David Angelo and Matt Lieb feb 7, 8PM and 10:30pm AT Cobb’s Comedy Club Gilbert Gottfried began performing stand-up at 15. A cast member of “Saturday Night Live”, he gained notoriety with early, hilarious MTV promos. Soon came quirky, scene-stealing film and TV roles, and notable voice acting performances. One of the most sought-after comedians, Gilbert Gottfried performs to sold-out audiences across North America. Variety/Standup Imaginary Radio feb 8, 11:45PM AT Punch Line Comedy Club Inside the head of San Francisco comic Drennon Davis lives the most awesome radio station ever conceived, with a continuous loop of sexually charged funk jams and droll Morrissey impersonations. You’ve never heard a radio station sound quite like this one. Invite Them Up with Eugene Mirman and Bobby Tisdale with guests James Adomian, Natasha Leggero, Joe Mande and Nick Thune jan 25, 10:30PM AT Cobb’s Comedy Club Invite Them Up was a long-running and super fun comedy show that took place at Rififi in Manhattan. It has since been resurrected for SF Sketchfest and the Eugene Mirman Comedy Festival. Eugene Mirman and Bobby Tisdale welcome their comedy friends for a night of great stand-up. Dave Foley and Kevin McDonald WITH HOST JOSELYN HUGHES jan 24, 7:30PM AT Brava Theater Center Join two members of beloved Canadian sketch comedy troupe the Kids in the Hall as they co-headline an evening of standup comedy! Club Chuckles Presents Kurt Tub with Kurt Braunohler & Friends WITH GUESTS WIL ANDERSON, NATE BARGATZE, TODD BARRY, EMILY HELLER AND MIKE LAWRENCE feb 7, 10:30pM AT Verdi Club 21+ Called “a prolific stand-up comedian” by the Los Angeles Times, Kurt Braunohler has performed his whip-smart comedy on stages across the world as featured act and at festivals. Kurt co-created and co-hosted the continuously sold-out NYC variety show “Hot Tub” for 7 years with his comedy writing partner Kristen Schaal. Kate Berlant / Sara Benincasa feb 1, 10:30pM AT Eureka Theatre Based in Brooklyn, Kate Berlant performs across the country and was recently named as one of Comedy Central’s Top Ten Comics to Watch. Sara Benincasa is a comedian and author of “Agorafabulous!: Dispatches From My Bedroom” and the upcoming “Great” and “Believers.” Variety/Standup The Meltdown with Kumail Nanjiani and Jonah Ray with guests Steve Agee, Janine Brito, Todd Glass and Dan St. Germain FEB 1, 8PM AT Cobb’s Comedy Club The Meltdown hails all the way from the back of a comic book store in Los Angeles and this year is coming to Comedy Central as a TV series! Come see why, as Jonah and Kumail charm your pants off and welcome very special guests! Michael Winslow & Rhys Darby: Sound Effects Summit WITH HOST JIM TEWS jan 31, 8PM and 10:30pm AT Cobb’s Comedy Club Michael Winslow, known for the “Police Academy” series and “Spaceballs,” is a master of vocal gymnastics who can imitate over 1,000 sound effects using his voice alone. Michael Winslow Rhys Darby Rhys Darby is best known as Murray in HBO’s “Flight of the Conchords” and appeared in “Yes Man” and “Pirate Radio.” Rhys performs his standup all over the world. Michael McDonald WITH KEVIN ANGLIN jan 30, 8PM at Cobb’s Comedy Club Michael McDonald, member of the legendary comedy group The Groundlings and best known for his amazing array of hilarious sketch characters on Fox’s long-running “Mad TV,” comes to Cobb’s for one night of stand-up comedy. Natasha Leggero in London! Paris! Costco! jan 25, 8PM AT Eureka Theatre Join comedienne Natasha Leggero for a classy evening of comedy that stretches the definition of classy well past its breaking point. Opening the show will be April Richardson from “Chelsea Lately.” Prompter with Wil Anderson, Nate Bargatze, Aparna Nancherla, Rick Overton, Eddie Pepitone and Matt Kirshen feb 7, 8PM at Stage Werx In the Prompter, created by Set List’s Troy Conrad, comics use a teleprompter to deliver a demented “TED Talk-style” presentation. When the teleprompter repeatedly goes blank, the performer must continue their talk until it comes back on. How much fun can comics have with a supposedly broken teleprompter? A lot, it turns out. Variety/Standup Put Your Hands Together WITH CAMERON ESPOSITO AND RHEA BUTCHER AND GUESTS Andy Blitz, JON GLASER, TODD GLASS, JOSH GONDELMAN, JACKIE KASHIAN AND ANDY KINDLER jan 31, 8PM AT Verdi Club 21+ Produced by aspecialthing records and created/hosted by Cameron Esposito (“The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson”) and co-hosted by Rhea Butcher, this Los Angeles-based weekly standup staple from the Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre comes to SF Sketchfest for the first time. Set List with Wil Anderson, Eric Andre, Bobcat Goldthwait, Gilbert Gottfried, Emily Heller, Matt Kirshen and Rick Overton feb 8, 8PM AT Cobb’s Comedy Club In “Set List: Stand-Up Without A Net,” comics are given outrageous, never-before-seen topics in the moment, and perform seamlessly as if it’s the act they normally do, while the audience follows along on a projection screen. Smug Shift with Brent Weinbach and Moshe Kasher with guests Graham Elwood, Natasha Leggero, Sara Schaefer and Nick Thune jan 24, 10:30PM AT Verdi Club 21+ Produced by aspecialthing records and created/hosted by Cameron Esposito (“The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson”) and co-hosted by Rhea Butcher, this Los Angeles-based weekly standup staple from the Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre comes to SF Sketchfest for the first time. Stella with Michael Ian Black, Michael Showalter, David Wain & Surprise Guests jan 31, 10pM AT Marines’ Memorial Theatre SF Sketchfest is thrilled to welcome back Stella, with your trio of hosts and special guest comedians. Michael Ian Black, Michael Showalter and David Wain have been writing, producing, and performing comedy together and apart for over twenty years. Tonight’s show recalls the early “Nightclub” days of Stella, when they hosted a weekly showcase for alternative and mainstream comedy. Variety/Standup Team Coco Live with Andy Richter FEB 1, 10:30PM AT Cobb’s Comedy Club Join Andy Richter and writers and comedians from Conan O’Brien’s late night show for a hilarious evening of stand-up and other typical CONAN-flavored weirdness featuring performances by Andy Richter, writers Andres du Bouchet and Laurie Kilmartin, as well friends of the show Ron Funches, Todd Glass and Dan St. Germain. Todd Barry: Crowd Work Tour feb 7, 8PM AT Verdi Club 21+ A Todd Barry show consists of two things: amazing jokes and amazing crowd work. On this tour he’s not doing the amazing jokes. That’s right, an entire show of riffing and bantering with the audience. Could be good! Totally J/K with Joe Mande and Noah Garfinkel with guests Jon Daly, Gabe Liedman, Max Silvestri and Jenny Slate jan 25, 11:45PM at Punch Line Comedy Club Totally J/K is a Clio award-winning variety show featuring the best stand-up comedians. Hosted by Joe Mande and Noah Garfinkel. Stand-Up Spotlights: Joe Mande with host Mary Patterson jan 24, 10PM AT Stage Werx James Adomian / Baron Vaughn with host Mary Van Note jan 26, 8PM AT Cobb’s Comedy Club Dave Hill/Wil Anderson with host Sean Keane feb 6, 8PM AT Eureka Theatre SF Sketchfest presents three nights of stand-up spotlighting five sharp, unique comedians: Joe Mande (a writer on “Parks and Recreation”; prolific performer/writer/standup James Adomian; Baron Vaughn (“Conan” and “Late Night with Jimmy Fallon”); comedian, writer, musician, and actor Dave Hill; and Australian standup sensation Wil Anderson. STAND-UP The SF Sketchfest Dozen: The Next Wave of Stand-Up Comedy Stars SF Sketchfest presents a dozen hand-picked stand-up comedians on the rise: names you might not know now, but will be hearing a lot from soon. We’re proud to welcome Guy Branum, Janine Brito, Dominic Dierkes, Cameron Esposito, Emily Heller, Ian Karmel, Matt Kirshen, Mike Lawrence, Aparna Nancherla, DC Pierson, Phoebe Robinson and Sara Schaefer for our fourth edition! Phoebe Robinson Sara Schaefer Dominic Dierkes DC Pierson Phoebe Robinson & Sara Schaefer Dominic Dierkes & DC Pierson Hosted by Matt Morales Hosted by Shanti Charan JAN 24, 8PM AT the Punch Line JAN 25, 9:15PM AT the Punch Line JAN 24, 10:15PM AT the Punch Line JAN 25, 7PM AT the PUNCH LINE Janine Brito Ian Karmel Guy Branum Cameron Esposito Janine Brito & Ian Karmel Guy Branum & Cameron Esposito Hosted by Eloisa Bravo Hosted by David Studebaker Jan 31, 8PM AT THE PUNCH LINE FEB 1, 9:15PM AT THE PUNCH LINE Jan 31, 10:15PM AT THE PUNCH LINE FEB 1, 7PM AT THE PUNCH LINE Emily Heller Mike Lawrence Matt Kirshen Aparna Nancherla Emily Heller & Mike Lawrence Matt Kirshen & Aparna Nancherla Hosted by Stroy Moyd Hosted by Jules Posner FEB 7, 8PM AT THE PUNCH LINE FEB 8, 9:15PM AT THE PUNCH LINE FEB 7, 10:15PM AT THE PUNCH LINE FEB 8, 7PM AT THE PUNCH LINE Storytelling & More Competitive Erotic Fan Fiction jan 31, 10PM AT Brava Theater Center 18+ with Jesse Elias, Ron Funches, Caitlin Gill, Josh Gondelman, Nato Green, Ivan Hernandez, Myq Kaplan, Ian Karmel, Jackie Kashian, Arden Myrin and host Bryan Cook FEB 1, 10:30PM AT Verdi Club 21+ with Steve Agee, Guy Branum, Matt Braunger, Jesse Elias, Cameron Esposito, Barbara Holm, Andy Kindler, Samm Levine, Clare O’Kane, Brendon Walsh and host Bryan Cook Competitive Erotic Fan Fiction is a comedy show and podcast held every month at the Nerdist Theater in Los Angeles, created & hosted by Bryan Cook. Each show features 10 comics, writing and performing Erotic Fan Fiction pieces, based on their whims or audience suggestions. It’s really stupid. Mortified: Tournament of Angst! Jan 28, 8PM AT Punch Line Comedy Club This tournament will be a battle of epic proportions, like a poetry slam, or rap battle, except that the adult performers will be sharing their actual, awful, and hilarious teen poems, songs, raps, and letters in an all out battle for the worst, most mortifying piece of all time! The winner will be crowned the king or queen of shame. RISK! with Kevin Allison / You’re Whole with Michael Ian Black and Michael Showalter jan 31, 7:30PM at Brava Theater Center Hosted by Kevin Allison (The State), RISK! is the live show and podcast where Kevin and guests Dana Gould, Nato Green, Stephen Tobolowsky and Brendon Walsh tell true stories they never thought they’d dare to share. Prior to RISK!, audiences will be treated to a live version of Michael Ian Black and Michael Showalter’s Adult Swim late night informercial parody “You’re Whole.” Porchlight, A Storytelling Series with guests Anthony Bedard, Caitlin Gill, Kevin McDonald, April Richardson, Anna Seregina and Nick Thune jan 26, 8PM at Verdi Club 21+ Porchlight has been showcasing San Francisco storytellers since 2002. Founded by Arline Klatte and Beth Lisick as a way of getting people onstage to tell their true stories, the shows continue to attract new audiences and storytellers every month. Their popular podcast lets people all over the world get a little piece of SF. Interactive/Game Iron Comic with Nato Green and Moshe Kasher with guests James Adomian, Caitlin Gill, TJ Miller, Rick Overton and Brent Weinbach jan 24, 8PM AT Cobb’s Comedy Club Sponsored by Hotel Kabuki and Hotel Tomo Whose routine reigns supreme? In this live game show, 5 comedians rush to write a routine from audience-suggested topics in 10 minutes. Inspired by “Iron Chef,” each comic crafts jokes while the clock ticks, with an Iron Comic chosen by the end. Stardumb! with Bil Dwyer and Erica Rhodes and guests Jamie Denbo, Andy Kindler, Samm Levine, Adam Scott, Brendon Walsh and Mike White feb 1, 8PM AT Eureka Theatre STARDUMB! is the offbeat comedy hybrid examining the silly side of celebrity. TV host Bil Dwyer poses irreverent (and irrelevant) questions and categories probing the panelists’ career foibles. STARDUMB! is the greatest TV comedy party you’ll ever see in a theatre! Guy Branum’s Talk Show The Game Show WITH MYQ KAPLAN, MEGAN BETH KOESTER, CASEY LEY, ARDEN MYRIN, CASEY SCHREINER AND DAN ST. GERMAIN jan 31, 8PM AT Stage Werx Beloved comedian Guy Branum combines America’s two least respected TV formats to host the ultimate test of banter. Three guests face off to prove who’s the best talk show guest by plugging, name-dropping and anecdoteing their way to victory. Singin’ & Pingin’: American Tripps Berlin-Style Ping-Pong and DJ Purple Dance Karaoke Party jan 31, 8PM AT Rickshaw Stop 21+ Singin’ & Pingin’ mashes up DJ Purple’s Dance Karaoke spectacle with the American Tripps’ Berlin-style ping pong party, and injects them with San Francisco’s energy and excitement, resulting in one colossal bash never failing to blow every single mind in attendance. Tournament of Nerds jan 25, 11:55pM AT Dark Room Pop Culture, Sci Fi, Comic and Fantasy fanboys have often wondered: who would win in a fight -- Superman or Gandalf? These kinds of fantastic “what-ifs” are decided as heroes and nerds square off, battling through a March Madness-type bracket at every Tournament of Nerds! The show, which plays monthly to sold-out houses at the UCB Theatre in LA, makes its debut this year at SF Sketchfest. Specials/Workshops SF Sketchfest Comedy NightLife jan 30, 6PM-10PM AT California Academy of Sciences Sharks, rare butterflies and iridescent jellyfish play host to the rarest creatures of the comedy realm including Todd Glass, Jon Glaser, Roderick on the Line with John Roderick and Merlin Mann; You’re The Expert with Myq Kaplan and Josh Gondelman, Dork Forest with Jackie Kashian; Competitive Erotic Science Fan Fiction and more. NightLife features food, drinks and DJs. Ages 21 and up. Sanjay and Craig Live WITH CHRIS HARDWICK (“CRAIG”), MAULIK PANCHOLY (“SANJAY”), JOHN DIMAGGIO (“CALF COP,” “PENNY PEPPER”), MATT JONES (“HECTOR”) AND NOLAN NORTH (“CHICKEN CHUCK”) AND MORE feb 8, 11aM AT Kanbar Hall at JCCSF Nickelodeon’s animated series “Sanjay and Craig” comes home to the city where it was created. For the first time ever, cast members will perform an episode live, accompanied by clips from the series, followed by a Q&A and the world premiere of a brand new episode. All children, doom babies, chicken wing eaters and talking snakes welcome! Kevin McDonald Improv and Sketch Workshop JAN 25-26, 10AM-5PM at Hotel Kabuki In Kevin McDonald’s 2-day workshop, you will learn how to write comedy through performance and use improv as a writing tool. Full description at sfsketchfest.com. Storytelling Skills: Wow Your Crowd Workshop with Kevin Allison, founder of RISK! jan 31, 3PM-6PM at Brava Studio Theater Kevin Allison’s “Wow Your Crowd” workshop provides students with the tools to grab listener’s attention, appeal to their emotions and maybe even inspire their action. Full description at sfsketchfest.com. Crossing The Chasm from Theater to Life: Alan Arkin Improvisation Workshop FEB 8-9, 10AM-6PM at JCCSF Alan Arkin’s Improvisation Workshop is about reconnecting with the important work of play. And having a hell of a good time. Full description at sfsketchfest.com. Showcases Rooftop Comedy Stand-Up Showcases Rooftop Comedy and SF Sketchfest present some of the best emerging stand-up comedians from the nation and beyond! Every Saturday night at Stage Werx! jan 25, 7:30pm: Katie Crown, Danny Jolles, Emmett Montgomery, The Puterbaugh Sisters, Lauri Roggenkamp and Joe Tobin, Hosted by Mo Welch jan 25, 10pm: Curtis Cook, Jesse Elias, Amber Preston, Phoebe Robinson, JoAnn Schinderle, Adam Sokol, Claire Titelman, Hosted by Joey Devine feb 1, 7:30pm: Jarret Berenstein, Adam Newman, Jess Saloman, Ben San Del, Jason Saenz and Steph Tolev, Hosted by Ever Mainard feb 1, 10pm: David Drake, Josh Gondelman, Stacey Hallal, Cody Melcher, Stroy Moyd, Erica Rhodes, Moses Storm and Irene Tu, Hosted by Julia Hladkowicz feb 8, 7:30pm: Asif Ali, Saurin Choksi, Land Smith, Gavin Stephens, Dave Thomason and Ronn Vigh, Hosted by Casey Ley feb 8, 10pm: Ron Babcock, Tommy Dassalo, Barbara Gray, Matt Ingebretson, Matt Knudsen, Sammy Obeid and Kevin O’Shea, Hosted by Dave Ross SF Sketchfest Stands-Up SF Sketchfest presents some of the best up and coming comics from San Francisco, throughout the U.S., and around the world! Every Friday night at Brava Studio Theatre! jan 24, 8pm: Clara Bijl, Lauren Ashley Bishop, Curtis Cook, Gabe Dinger, Loren Kraut, Jonathan Rowell and JoAnn Schinderle, Hosted by Keith Lowell Jensen jan 24, 10:15pm: Jen D’Angelo, Nick Flanagan, Natasha Muse, Clare O’Kane, Amber Preston, Philip Schallberger and Coree Spencer, Hosted by Ivan Hernandez jan 31, 8pm: Xander Deveaux, Donny Divanian, Jason Downs, David Drake, Stacey Hallal, Julie Lofrano and Ramon Rivas II, Hosted by Cory Loykasek jan 31, 10:15pm: Julia Hladkowicz, Barbara Holm, Matt O’Brien, Carlos Rodriguez, Jess Salomon, Johnny Taylor and Steph Tolev, Hosted by Colleen Watson feb 7, 7:30pm: Rob Christensen, Tommy Dassalo, Nina Manni, Lydia Popovich, Sam Sagheb, Rob Schultz and Scott Vermeire, Hosted by Cameron Vannini SF Sketchfest Improv Showcases SF Sketchfest presents some of the best emerging improv groups every Saturday night at Brava Studio Theatre. Yes, And-ing once a weekend! jan 25, 10:15pm: Classy Pants, Convoy and Whiskey Tango, Hosted by Yuri Kagan feb 1, 8pm: Duchess Riot, Vagina Jones and Winslow, Hosted by Red Scott feb 8, 8pm: EndGames Improv, Hip.Bang! and John Velvet, Hosted by Rob Christensen Showcases Dark Room, Brava Studio and Eureka Theatre Showcases Every year, SF Sketchfest is proud to present some of the nation’s best sketch, improv and solo performers at the intimate Dark Room, Brava Studio Theatre and Eureka Theatres! 3 Woman 1 Woman Show (with three women), Aunty Donna, Bayside Myself, Bellevue, The Best of Craigslist, The Blank Experience, Bonafide, Charles, Cheap Smokes, Classy Pants, Colin Mahan’s Ball Trap: A Crock Opera, Cossbysweater, Convoy, Don’t Watch This Show Live!, Drama 3/4 presents “Cue to Cue,” The Dress Up Gang, Duchess Riot, Endgames Improv, Femikaze, Foil Arms and Hog, Frange & Stern, Hip.Bang!, John Velvet, Ladystache, Lester Milton, Lost Moon Radio, Manboobs Comedy featuring Danny Tamberelli, Matt&Sam, Medium Friends, Miles and Jesse, Mission CTRL, Nephew, The Norwegians of Comedy, Oh Brother!, Oh Theodora, Peter n’ Chris, Pianofight’s Chardonnay, Robber Barons, Sad Vicious, Speechless, Suspicious Luxury presents REMEMORY, Time Capsule, Tony Ho, Unsuspectingly Sponsored By…, Vagina Jones, Whiskey Tango and Winslow. Visit sfsketchfest.com for complete listings. SF Sketchfest Spotlights Local Showcases SF Sketchfest shines a spotlight on the Bay Area’s top stand-up showcases which feature the best local performers on a weekly or monthly basis throughout the year. Featuring Avengers of Comedy; Talkies with George Chen; Cynic Cave with George Chen and Kevin O’Shea; Some People Like Us with Casey Ley and Kaseem Bentley; The Mission Position with Kate Willett and Matt Lieb; The Romane Event with Paco Romane; Get Yucked Up with Andrew Holmgren and David Gborie; Hand to Mouth with Trevor Hill; Storking Comedy with OJ Patterson; Attractive Camp with Nicole Calasich; Fun Times With Friends with Ron Chapman, Aly Jones, Scott Simpson and Brendan Stokes; Funny Shits with Jeff Cleary and Justin Frahm; and Monday Happy Hour Comedy on Wednesday with Cara Tramontano. Each show features a variety of noteworthy performers throughout the festival. Visit sfsketchfest.com for complete listings. 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Buck, Owen Burke, Rhiannon Charisse, Christy Colcord, Brian Collette, Meg Coogan, Bob Crestani, Samantha Davis, Dominic Del Bene, Gabriel Diani, Dan Dion, Greg Dunham, Debi Durst, Chenoa Estrada, Andrew Farago, David Fickas, Mark Fishkin, Michele Fleischli, Michael Flynn, Isabel Fondevila, Dan Forootan, Jim Fourniadis, The Fresh Robots, Karin Gaarder, Gales Creek Insurance, Jane Ganahl, Mark Ganter, Martin Gero, Jon Glaser, Gravity Goldberg, Bobcat Goldthwait, Jennifer Good, Joshua Grannell, Sarah Guerra, Chris Hardwick, Karla Hargrave, Jon Heder, Sarah Holcomb, Ronald Holt, Anne Hong, Isaac Horne, Stacy Horne, Allan Hough, Derek Hunter, Sherley Ibarra, Camille Ives, Deborah Jackman, Kasper Hauser, Summerlea Kashar, Barry Katzmann, Mike Keegan, Jennifer Keith, Jess Kelso, Karen Kirkland, Jordan Kurland, David Lederman, Beth Lisick, Live Nation, Antonia Loverso, Erin Lubin, Dawson Ludwig, Andrew Lyon, Christina Manning, Helen Matsos, Henri Mazza, Ty McKenzie, Mark Measures, The Meehan Brothers, Michael Meisel, Diane Melanson, Eugene Mirman, Jakub Mosur, Don Muller, Jason Mulvaney, Samantha Murphy, Alex Murray, Aigul Myekyei, Diane Myrick, Meg Napoli, Lenore Naxon, Laraine Newman, Emily Oestreicher, Gary Olive, Chela Oropeza, Jackie Ortega, The Owen Family, Harper Todd Owen, Dave Perillo, Robert Petrasy, Please Leave The Bronx, Stacie Powers, Torri Randall, Dave Rath, Brandon Reynolds, Abbey Robertson, Rooftop Comedy, Jeff Ross, Jeff Root, Jared Rusten, Christopher Ryan, San Francisco State University, Molly Schminke, Allen Scott, Joanna Scott, Seth Seigle, Andrew Skikne, Bruce Smith, Keri Smith, Annie Southworth, Ari Spanier, Jon Stern, Dan Strachota, The Stratton Family, Brian Swanson, Abe Taleb, Jesse Thorn, Amanda Todd, Paul F. 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