Element Riddles

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Element Riddles.?
any of u guyz do the chemistry element riddles?
1. To park here you must put a _____ in the meter
2. If you find that your cat has been run over, all you can do is _____.
3. Are the baby birds still in the nest? No, they _____.
4.Doctors amputated the bottom half of his leg, but they left his _____.
5.Doctors amputated the bottom half of his leg, but they left his _____.
6.A prisoner who acts in a silly manner is called a _____.
7."We're out of foss." he said. "Please go to the store and get some _____."
8.The boy scout took the lady by the arm and _____ her across the street.
9.He demanded payment in gold be cause he said he was _____.
10. After his first day as a car salesman, Mr. Umm was asked: Did you _____.
11.The gold in Pharaoh's crypt weighs exactly 1000 kg, so it became known as the
_____.
12.As the masked man rode away, he was heard to say, "Hi Ho _____ away."
13.Housewife's complaint: "On Mondays all I do is wash and _____."
14."His name is Sullivan, but we call him 'Sul'. He is the reason our rugs and furniture are
covered with _____."
15.# Cadbury's Chocolate Co. bought out Mee-Yum Fortune Cookies and now they make
_____ chocolate fortune cookies.
16.News reporter Nick asked the fire chief what caused the warehouse fire. The chief
replied: "It was _____."
17.# The well-driller had bored a hole to a depth of 10 metres. He found no water so he
was told to _____.
18."Calvin, did you see the man who stole my horse?" "Yes, _____.", replied the Indian.
19.The makers of "Raid" have developed a new slogan to advertise their new insect
repellant. It reads: "Don't go outside without your _____."
20.How did I find out what teenagers think? I _____ of course!
21.Samantha was in love with Darren when they ran away from home. Her mother was
very concerned. "Did _____?" she asked anxiously.
22.A boy named Coe lost his dog Bo and as a result _____ his eyes out.
23.After months of intensive investigation, the undercover narcotics agent approached the
suspect. "Here's your $25,000." said the officer. "And here's _____." replied the drug
dealer.
24."The bandits rode through here" said the sheriff. "Did you see those tracks?". "No, I
don't _____." said the deputy.
Best Answer - Chosen by Voters
1. To park here you must put a _nickel_ in the meter
2. If you find that your cat has been run over, all you can do is _barium_.
3. Are the baby birds still in the nest? No, they _argon_.
4.Doctors amputated the bottom half of his leg, but they left his _neon_.
5.Doctors amputated the bottom half of his leg, but they left his _neon_.
6.A prisoner who acts in a silly manner is called a _silicon_.
7."We're out of foss." he said. "Please go to the store and get some _phosphorus_."
8.The boy scout took the lady by the arm and _lead_ her across the street.
9.He demanded payment in gold because he said he was _____.
10. After his first day as a car salesman, Mr. Umm was asked: Did you _selenium_.
11.The gold in Pharaoh's crypt weighs exactly 1000 kg, so it became known as the
_krypton_.
12.As the masked man rode away, he was heard to say, "Hi Ho _silver_ away."
13.Housewife's complaint: "On Mondays all I do is wash and _iron_."
14. Sulfur
15. Cadmium
16. Arsenic
17. Boron
18. Calcium
19. Radon
20. Samarium
Element Riddles #1
Answers
The idea is to use the element name as a pun to complete the sentences. Answers are
made by placing the correct elemental symbol in the blanks.
1. What language is spoken by the people of Mangan? __________
2. "We brought everything but the kitchen __________!"
3. To be a good neighbor, you must learn to mind your own _________.
4. To park here you must put a _________ in the meter.
5. Dial 911 to call a _________ when you witness a crime.
6. If you find your cat has been run over all you can do is __________.
7. Are the baby birds still in the nest? No, they __________.
8. Doctors amputated the bottom half of his leg, but they left his _______.
9. His old Ford was worn out so he bought a new ________.
10. A prisoner who acts in a silly manner is called a _______.
11. "We out of foss," he said. "Please go to the store and get some _______."
12. I borrowed a dollar from Sam and fifty cents from Dean. So I owe Sam more than
______."
13. Five times two is ________.
14. The Boy Scout took the lady by the arm and ________ her across the street.
15. He demanded payment in gold because he said he was _________.
16. At the end of his first day, as a car salesman, Mr. Umm was asked: "Did you
______?"
17. The gold in pharaoh's crypt weighed exactly 2000 lbs; and so it became known as the
_____."
18. As the masked man rode away, he was heard to say: "Hi Ho _______ away."
19. Housewife's complaint: "On Mondays, all I do is wash and _________."
20. "His name is Sullivan, but he call him "Sul". He's the reason our rugs and furniture
are covered with _________.
21. Cadbury's Chocolate Co. bought out Mee-Yum Fortune Cookies and now they make
______ chocolate fortune cookies.
22. News reporter Nick asked the chief what caused the warehouse fire. The chief
replied: "It was ________."
23. The well-driller had bored a hole to a depth of 10 m. He found no water, so he was
told to _____.
24. "Calvin, did you see the man who stole my horse?" "Yes, _________," replied the
Indian.
25. The makers of "Raid" have developed a slogan to advertise their new insect repellent.
It reads: "Don't go out without your ________."
26. How did I find out what teenagers think: I ____________ of course!
27. Samantha was in love with Darren when they ran away from home. Her mother was
very concerned. "Did _______________?" she asked anxiously.
28. A boy named Coe lost his dog Bo and as a result ________ his eyes out.
29. After months of intensive investigation, the undercover narcotics agent approached
the suspect. "Here's your $25,000. " said the officer. "And here's ________." replied the
drug dealer.
30. "The bandits rode through here" said the sheriff. "Do you see those tracks?" "No, I
don't ______." said the deputy.
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