Many people use shorthand to speed up their typing. Shorthand is simply an online form of acronyms or abbreviations. Here is a list of the most commons acronymns you are likely to run into in email, IMs, chats and message boards: AFK = Away From Keyboard BAK = Back At Keyboard BRB = Be Right Back BTW = By The Way GMTA = Great Minds Think Alike IMHO = In My Humble Opinion LOL = Laugh Out Loud OIC = Oh, I See ROFL = Rolling On Floor, Laughing TTFN = Ta-Ta For Now WTG = Way To Go Depending on where you are online and what fonts are being used, you may encounter differents sets of smileys. While no one set of emoticons is necessarily complete, this list should cover most of the traditional smileys. It is also important to note that most smileys comes in two forms: with a nose and without. Just remember to tilt your head to the left to view them properly. :) 0:) or 0:-) = Angel :II or :-II = Angry :@ or :-@ = Angry or screaming >:-( = Angry, annoyed |-I = Asleep ;)=) or ;-)=)= Big grin :1 or :-1 = Bland face :o or :-o = Bored :c or :-c = Bummed out :'( or :'-)= Crying/sad :> or :-> = Devilish grin :6 or :-6 = Eating something sour }) or }-) = Evil :] or :-] = Friendly :( or :-( = Frowning :/ or :-/ = Frustrated 8) or 8-) = Glasses :D or :-D = Grinning { } = Hug :*) or :-*) = Kiss :x or :-x = Kissing :))) or :-))) = Laughing or double chin :.) or :.-) = Laughing tears :$ or :-$ = Mouth wired shut :X or :-X = Mute :l or :-I = Not talking :Y or :-Y = Quiet aside :[ or :-[ = Real downer :< or :-< = Sad :> or:-> = Sarcastic B) or B-) = Shades =:) or =:-) = Shocked :Z or :-Z = Sleeping :) or :-) = Smiling :O or :-O = Surprised :() or :-() = Talking :P or :-P = Tongue out :& or :-& = Tongue-tied I) or I-) = Trekkie :^( = Unhappy, looking away ;) or ;-)= Winking :} or :-} = Wry smile Let's start with the Basic Smiley's:<BR> <BR> :) Your basic smilie. This smilie is used to inflect a sarcastic or joking statement<BR> since we can't hear voice inflection via modem <BR> ;) Winky smilie. User just made a flirtatious and/or sarcastic remark. <BR> More of a "don't hit me for what I just said" smilie.<BR> :( Frowning smilie. User did not like that last statement or is upset or depressed<BR> about something.<BR> :I Indifferent smilie. Better than a Frowning smilie but not quite as good as a <BR> happy smilie<BR> :> User just made a really biting sarcastic remark. Worse than a :-).<BR> >:> User just made a really devilish remark.<BR> >;> Winky and devil combined. A very lewd remark was just made. <BR> Also the odd looking smilie ^ _ ^<BR> <BR> Here are some somewhat less common ones ( They are still pretty basic ): <BR> <BR> (: User is left handed<BR> %) User has been staring at a green screen for 15 hours straight <BR> :*) User is drunk <BR> E:) User is a Ham radio operator<BR> :9 User is licking his/her lips <BR> 8) User is wearing sunglasses<BR> B:) User is wearing his/her sunglasses on his/her head<BR> B) User wears horn-rimmed glasses <BR> ::) User wears normal glasses <BR> :E User is a bucktoothed vampire<BR> :F User is a bucktoothed vampire with one tooth missing<BR> :7 User just made a wry statement<BR> :'( User is crying <BR> :') User is so happy, she/he is crying <BR> :@ User is screaming <BR> :# User wears braces<BR> :) User has a broken nose, or user's nose is sliding off of his/her face.<BR> :v) User has a crooked nose.<BR> :<) User is stuck up<BR> :& User is tongue tied.<BR> =:) User is a hosehead<BR> -:) User is a punk rocker <BR> -:( (real punk rockers don't smile) <BR> +-:-) User is the Pope or holds some other religious office <BR> ':) User shaved one of his eyebrows off this morning <BR> ,:) Same thing...other side <BR> I O User is asleep User is yawning/snoring<BR> <BR> Note: from here on down, remove the - (dashes) to arrive at the correct image :-Q :-? O :-) :-D :-X :-C <-) <-( :-/ C=:-) *<:-) :-@ }:^#) :-X :-] :-" P-( ;^) ?-( ):-( d:-) :-7 ):-) 8(:-) ([( O:-) :-< :-? %-6 I:) <:-I K:P @:-) :-0 :-: User is a smoker<BR> User smokes a pipe<BR> User is an angel (at heart, at least)<BR> User is laughing (at you!)<BR> User's lips are sealed<BR> User is really bummed<BR> User is Chinese<BR> User is Chinese and doesn't like these kind of jokes<BR> User is skeptical<BR> User is a chef<BR> User is wearing a Santa Claus Hat<BR> Screaming smiley <BR> Pointy nosed smile<BR> A big wet kiss <BR> Smiley blockhead <BR> Whistling smiley<BR> Pirate smiley<BR> Smirking smiley <BR> Black eye <BR> Nordic smiley <BR> Baseball smiley<BR> Smirking smiley<BR> Impish smiley<BR> Mickey mouse <BR> Robocop<BR> Angel smiley <BR> Walrus smiley <BR> Smiley smokes a pipe <BR> User is braindead<BR> User is an egghead<BR> User is a dunce<BR> User is wearing one of those propeller beenies. ( Hats with propellers. ) <BR> User is wearing a turban<BR> No Yelling! (Quiet Lab)<BR> User is a mutant<BR> User in invisible<BR> ,-) Winking smilie<BR> X-( User just died, although you may not see this too often.<BR> 8 :-) User is a wizard<BR> C=>;*)) User is a drunk, devilish chef with double chin <BR> :-$ User is a banker<BR> 8-) User is a swimmer<BR> :-q User is trying to touch his/her tongue to his/her nose<BR> :-e User is disappointed<BR> :-i User is uncertain<BR> :-p User is sticking his/her tongue out (at you!)<BR> :-u User is a blockhead<BR> :-j User is half-smiling<BR> :-o User is in suspense<BR> (::[ ]::) User wears a bandage, or has been hurt.<BR> :) Small smiley <BR> <:-l Dunce smiley<BR> :=) Orangutan smiley<BR> >:-> Devilish smiley<BR> >:-l Klingon smiley<BR> (:-( Very unhappy smiley <BR> ,-} Wry and winking smiley <BR> 8-O Omigod <BR> '-) Winking smiley <BR> [:-) Smiley wearing a walkman<BR> [:] Robot smiley<BR> {:-) Smiley wears a toupee<BR> :-> Sarcastic smiley <BR> :-e Disappointed smiley<BR> :( Sad-turtle smiley<BR> :-}X Bow tie-wearing smiley <BR> :-{ Mustache <BR> :-C Real unhappy smiley<BR> :-{} Smiley wears lipstick <BR> :-t Pouting smiley <BR> :-W Speak with forked tongue<BR> :-! Foot in mouth <BR> :---) You lie like pinnochio<BR> =:-) Smiley is a punk <BR> =:-( Real punk never smiles<BR> 8<:-) Smiley is a wizard<BR> ]-I Smiley wearing sunglasses (cool, therefore no smile, only a smirk!)<BR> BI A frog<BR> @@@:) Marge Simpson.<BR> ~(: O A baby is crying, or user is a cry baby.<BR> (||] User is hungry for a burger.<BR> [:] User is a robot, but don't worry they wont take over the world.<BR> 8:-) User is a little girl.<BR> :-{) User has a mustache.<BR> :-* User ate something sour.<BR> :-)~ User just drooled.<BR> :-~~~) User has a cold, yet is still happy.<BR> (8-o Mr. Bill<BR> *:o) Look everybody its Bozo the Clown!<BR> 3:] Pet Smiley. It is wise to stay on its good side or else you will get this........<BR> 3:[ A Mean Pet Smiley.<BR> [:-) User is wearing a walkman.<BR> <BR> Now for some smaller Smiley's for the little people out there:<BR> <BR> :) Smaller smiley. <BR> :] Gleep...a friendly smiley who will gladly be your friend. <BR> =) Variation on a theme... <BR> :} What should we call these? (what?) <BR> :) Happy. <BR> :> What? <BR> :@ What? <BR> :I Hmmm... <BR> :[ Real Downer. <BR> :O Yelling. <BR> :,( Crying. <BR> [] Hugs and ... <BR> :* Kisses. <BR> |I Asleep. <BR> ^o Snoring.<BR> <BR> Here are some larger Smiley's,that will be a bit harder to remember, we call them Mega Smiley's:<BR> <BR> C=}>;*{)) A drunk, devilish chef with a toupee in an updraft, a mustache, and a double chin. <BR> }:^#}) Updrafted bushy-mustached pointy nosed smiley with a double-chin.<BR> <BR> A great way to express your feelings on the Internet is by using these Emotional Smiley's.<BR> <BR> |-) hee hee <BR> |-D ho ho <BR> :-> hey hey <BR> :-( boo hoo <BR> :-I hmmm <BR> :-O oops <BR> <BR> NOTE: On many Smiley's you can use = instead of : for example :) can be =).<BR> <BR> Smileys that have been sent to us:<BR> <BR> };^)' devil<BR> :c) pig head<BR> <:-) dunce<BR> @-->-->-rose<BR> :@) babe the pig (Oink)<BR> ==:>) rabbit<BR> :-).. drooler<BR> =:-O yeow!<BR> :-o yo!<BR> &:-/ Elvis<BR> <3 heart<BR> : =) Blushing<BR> :-@ smiley for french kisses (Ooh La La)<BR> :-} This is a smiley face with one tooth.<BR> @ , /<BR> @'\ This is a face with glasses and a mustache. (check out his<BR> nostrils!) ( More of an e-mail, instant message, newsgroup smiley <BR> than a chatroom)<BR> @-) This is cyclops.<BR> :-<) Another face with a mustache.(smiling)<BR> :-< A mustache man without a smile.<BR> `-` This is an in between face.<BR> {{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{:) Bart Simpson's mother<BR> &:) Ronald Regan or Elvis (or both)<BR> |:o(|) Sender gave us no name so, lets just call this a person<BR> ê¿~ wink<BR> =^O my oh my look at the time -----> :::::(<):::::: <BR> ;-) Girl flirting<BR> @;^I) Elvis Presly<BR> *<|:-) Robin Hood<BR> <|:-) User is a witch<BR> 8D{ A nameless smiley, maybe a frog or something.<BR> [:-| smiley with a flattop<BR> :-( E) smiley at the dentist with his top front teeth knocked out<BR> :-.) smiley with a beauty mark<BR> :-)> smiley with a goatee<BR> :-)= drinking through a straw, or vampire smiley, you decide<BR> :,"( crying alot<BR> ~(:-) smiley with a ponytail<BR> N N N |-) sleeping soundly<BR> Y:-) smiley with a cowlick<BR> 2:-) Elvis<BR> 2:-9 Elvis curling his lip<BR> (----:-) smiley with an umbrella<BR> -_=:-( smiley without an umbrella<BR> *._\ Picasso smiley<BR> :-(*) smiley eating<BR> % smiley looking up (watch out for birds!)<BR> :> bird<BR> :>~ bird eating a worm<BR> :-* ` ` ` ` smiley spitting off the top of a tall building<BR> (_8^(|) Homer Simpson<BR> @--{---{---A rose <BR> =O) or :O) Someone with a big nose, possibly a clown. And many of you can now<BR> make the nose red thanks to AOL4.0.<BR> X~P Dead Smiley, i guess if you wanted to tell someone you're dead, <BR> don't ask us how thats possible. <BR> ö¿ö eyes and nose ö= Alt + 148 ¿= Alt + 168<BR> 2U2 = To You, Too AAMOF = As A Matter Of Fact AFAIK = As Far As I Know AFAIC = As Far As I'm Concerned AFAICT = As Far As I Can Tell AFK = Away From Keyboard ASAP = As Soon As Possible BAK = Back At Keyboard BBL = Be Back Later BITMT = But In The Meantime BOT = Back On Topic BRB = Be Right Back BTW = By the way C4N = Ciao For Now CRS = Can't Remember "Stuff" CU = See You CUL(8R) = See You Later CWOT = Complete Waste Of Time CYA = See Ya DITYID = Did I Tell You I'm Distressed? DIY = Do It Yourself EOD = End Of Discussion EZ = Easy F2F = Face To Face FAQ = Frequently Asked Questions FBOW = For Better Or Worse FOAF = Friend Of A Friend FOCL = Falling Off Chair Laughing FWIW = For What It's Worth FYA = For Your Amusement FYI = For Your Information /ga = Go Ahead GAL = Get A Life GBTW = Get Back To Work GFC = Going For Coffee GFETE = Grinning From Ear To Ear GMTA = Great Minds Think Alike GR&D = Grinning, Running & Ducking GTG = Got To Go GTGTTBR = Got To Go To The Bathroom GTRM = Going To Read Mail HAND = Have A Nice Day HHOK = Ha Ha Only Kidding HTH = Hope This Helps IAC = In Any Case IAE = In Any Event IC = I See IDGI = I Don't Get It IMCO = In My Considered Opinion IMHO = In My Humble Opinion IMNSHO = in My Not So Humble Opinion IMO = In My Opinion IMPE = In My Previous/Personal Experience IMVHO = In My Very Humble Opinion IOTTMCO = Intuitively Obvious To The Most Casual Observer IOW = In Other Words IRL = In Real Life ISP = Internet Service Provider IYKWIM = If You Know What I Mean JIC = Just In Case J/K = Just kidding KISS = Keep It Simple Stupid L8TR = Later LD = Later Dude LOL = Laughing Out Loud LTNS = Long Time No See MorF = Male or Female, or person who asks that question MTCW = My Two Cents Worth NRN = No Reply Necessary ONNA = Oh No, Not Again! OTOH = On The Other Hand OTTOMH = Off The Top Of My Head OIC = Oh I See OTF = On The Floor OLL = Online Love PCMCIA = People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms PLS = Please PU = That Stinks! REHI = Hello Again (re-Hi!) ROFL = Rolling On Floor Laughing ROTF = Rolling On The Floor ROTFL = Rolling On The Floor Laughing RSN = Real Soon Now RTDox = Read The Documentation/Directions RTFM = Read The Frickin' Manual RUOK = Are You OK? SNAFU = Situation Normal; All Fouled Up SO = Significant Other SOL = Smiling Out Loud (or You're Out of Luck) TANSTAAFL = There Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Lunch TAFN = That's All For Now TEOTWAWKI - The End Of The World As We Know It THX = Thanks TIA = Thanks In Advance TLK2UL8R = Talk to you later TMK = To My Knowledge TOS = Terms Of Service TPTB = The Powers That Be TSWC = Tell Someone Who Cares TTBOMK = To The Best Of My Knowledge TTFN = Ta-Ta For Now TTYL(8R) = Talk To You Later TWIMC = To Whom It May Concern Txs = Thanks URL = Web Page Address w/b = Welcome Back w/o = Without WRT = With Regard To WTG = Way To Go WU? = What's Up? WWW = World Wide Web WYSIWYG = What You See Is What You Get Y2K = Year 2000 YGIAGAM = Your Guess Is As Good As Mine YGWYPF = You Get What You Pay For YMMV = Your Mileage May Vary ZZZ = Sleeping You'll notice that different chat communities can develop different 'dialects' or accents. If you see an acronym or smiley used, you can figure it's pretty safe to use it yourself. If you use acronyms and the majority of people in the room don't seem to understand, it's probably not something commonly used in that community. Some chats on AOL use protocol. That means that rather than having an open chat where everyone talks at once, a host leads the chat. If you have a question, you type ? If you have a comment, you use ! Then you wait for the host to acknowledge you. It's also common to send a /ga For "go ahead" into the room indicating that you've finished with your question or comment. Not all smileys are used to express emotions. Sometimes, people have too much free time on their hands and create emoticons for the famous and the simply bizarre. You may never find a use for the following smileys, but they are too ingenious to ignore: _O-) = Aquanaut :=8) = Baboon @:-] = Baby =:-) = Bad hair day (:-) = Bald :o) = Boxer's nose *:o) = Bozo the Clown :-{#} = Braces :-E = Bucktoothed Vampire :-F = Bucktoothed Vampire with one tooth missing cl:-= = Charlie Chaplin C=:-) = Chef %-) = Cross-eyed O-) = Cyclops #-) = Dead <:-) = Dunce's hat }:-> = The Devil :-[ = Dracula :-3 = Has eaten a lemon <<<<(:-) = Hat salesman (-: = Left-handed smiley 8:-) = Little girl :-{} = Lipstick :-.) = Madonna or Marilyn Monroe (8-o = Mr. Bill :<) or :-{ = Moustache .-) = One-eyed :@) = Pig :-? = Pipe smoker P-) = Pirate K:P = Propeller beenie =:-I = Punk Rocker [:] = Robot *<-:-{{{ = Santa *<;{o> = Santa (:)-) = Scuba-diving .^) = Side view :-Q = Smoking ?-( = Sorry, I don't know what went wrong %-) = Stared too long at monitor B:-) = Sunglasses on head 8-) = Swimmer =|:-)= = Uncle Sam or Abe Lincoln X-) = Unconscious [:-) = Wearing a Walkman {:-) = Wig To get foreign characters, hold ALT and type the number using the numeric keypad. French Characters à ç é è ù 133 135 Ç 128 130 É 144 138 151 German Characters ä ö ü ß 132 Ä 142 148 Ö 153 129 Ü 154 225 Spanish Characters é 130 á 160 í 161 ó 162 ú 163 ñ 164 Ñ 165 ¿ 168 ¡ 173 ü 129 Other Useful Characters w 119 x 120 y 121 z 122 { 123 | 124 } 125 ~ 126 Ç 128 ü 129 é 130 â 131 ä 132 à 133 å 134 ç 135 ê 136 ë 137 è 138 ï 139 î 140 ì 141 Ä 142 Å 143 É 144 æ 145 Æ 146 ô 147 ö 148 ò 149 û 150 ù 151 ÿ 152 Ö 153 Ü 154 ¢ 155 £ 156 ¥ 157 P 158 ƒ 159 á 160 í 161 ó 162 ú 163 ñ 164 Ñ 165 ª 166 º 167 ¿ 168 _ 169 ¬ 170 ½ 171 ¼ 172 ¡ 173 « 174 » 175 ß 225