Juan’s Croquetas de Cangrejo Crab Croquettes Warning! This little thing can be a little difficult. When you get all the ingredients mixed, it can be a little sloppy. If there is too much liquid, it’s hard to keep the patties formed. In Spain, Croquets are often made with a Béchamel (Flour, Butter and Milk), shaped like big Kumquats or balls, breaded, deep fried and might be called Buñuelos (Fritters). I’ll get around to that recipe later but the idea of this one is to get rid of leftover stuff. Ingredients: 1. 2 small cans (6 oz.) of Crab Meat 2. Leftover starchy stuff…….old Crackers, Corn Chips, Bread, Mashed Potatoes, Breading (corn or Flour Meal) Fritos, Croutons, Taco Shells and such 3. Chile (not hot) I like to use Dried New Mexico Green Chile……..when it’s red 4. Celery 5. Pickle Relish 6. 2 Eggs 7. Garlic Olive Oil 8. Marinated Olives Optional Ingredients: 1. Cumin 2. Chile Pepper 3. Green Onions 4. Black Pepper Look around in your pantry, the fridge, counter tops etc. and gather up all the old starchy things that you don’t want to eat anymore but haven’t thrown away or given to the birds. Smonch, crumble and crunch starchy things in a mixing bowel. Reserve some of this stuff in case the mess gets too sloppy (too much liquid). Without mercy, beat 2 eggs. Dump in the Eggs. Thoroughly mix this mess. If it’s too runny, add some more starchy things. You could substitute (or add to) the Crab Meat with similar things like: Chopped Clams, Shrimp, Lobster and such. This is a New Mexico Green Chile (they turn red and are sold in Ristras) witch has been seeded. You could use other types of Chile but beware of too hot for old poots like me. Chop up the Chile. Chop some Celery. Add some Marinated Olives. Dump it in and At this point you could add any of the optional in ingredients that you might like. The Cumin and Chile Pepper will give it a Latin American taste. You could add some Pickle relish. Dump in a couple cans of Crab Meat………….or any of the meat options. Because you also add the caned liquid, you might have to add some more starchy things at this point. If it’s too runny, it is hard to form and keep together the patties. Thoroughly mix all this goop………….add some more Crackers, Bread and such if need be. Add some Garlic Olive Oil to a big, flat cooking thing of some sort and heat it a little. I like to use this Teppanyaki gizmo that you find at Asian stores. Get some kind of a big spatula nice and oily to the patties will slide off of it easily. Turn up the heat to frying hot………..maybe °350 or hotter if you think you can make the patties pretty fast. Form some patties on the spatula. Slip the patties off into the hot oil. Flip them after they have browned a little on one side and firmed up. This is a little tricky and now you will see why I warned you………..they will want to come apart if they are too wet. If this is the case, you could turn down the heat and cover them for a little while…………until the Egg cooks and they firm up a bit. When they are stuck together enough, transfer them to a greased cookie pan and put them in the oven at about °350 for 20 minuets or so. Leave the light on and peak in to be sure they don’t burn or get too dry. I like a little Aioli with mine…………or you could use Shrimp Cocktail or Tarter Sauce. Here one is served with a baked Sweet Potato, Bread, sliced Tomatoes and Avocados, Juice and plenty of pills for us old poots. You could also break them up and serve them as Tapas. Tapas