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Kids,2012 started out kind of crazy.
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Barney met a girl named Quinn,
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Kevin unproposed to
Robin,I told Robin...
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I love you,Robin.
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When I asked if she
loved me back,she said...
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No.
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Marshall told Robin...
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You got to move out.
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And Robin did.
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I can't even open her
bedroom door anymore.
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Why do I have to be so sensitive?
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I don't know,bro. Look at
me and that Quinn chick.
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You don't hear me prattling on
about how beautiful her smile is,
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how her hair is like a
waterfall of honey-colored silk,
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how her eyes are like a warm South Sea
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kissed by the fire and gold of sunrise.
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I don't even remember
what she looks like.
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Dude,you obviously like her.
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Can't you read between the
lines,Ted? I obviously like her.
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How did this happen to me?
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When did I become such a gooey romantic?
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Look,I think it's healthy that
you have real feelings for a woman
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instead of just seeing her as an object.
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- Switch?
- Sure.
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But why Quinn? I mean,you spent one
night with her,and she was kind of mean.
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We just connected.
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Emotionally,intellectually,spiritually.
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- So,mind-blowing sex?
- Mind-blowing sex!
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For an hour afterwards,I
couldn't uncross my eyes.
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Which was awesome,because
when I went back for seconds,
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it was like having a
three-way with twins.
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So... call her.
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I would if I knew how
to get in touch with her,
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but I can't,and it's driving me crazy.
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Everywhere I look,I see her. I
see her walking on the street;
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I see her shopping in the store;
I see her dancing on that pole.
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I see her dancing on that pole,too.
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Oh,my God,that's Quinn.
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Gentlemen,give it up for Karma.
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<font color=#38B0DE>how.i.met.your.mother
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I really appreciate
you guys taking me in.
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I mean,I'm homeless,things between
me and Ted are still kind of weird.
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So,it's nice to be around friends.
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- Well,stay as long as you want,sweetie.
- Oh,thank you.
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Now,I got you a journal.
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I know this sounds lame,
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but it really helps work
through stuff to write about it.
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"Dear Diary. The fantasies of killing
Marshall's mom "have become more vivid.
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Today,I scalped her with a .
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"" Whoops,that one's mine.
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You are going to have so much fun here.
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Oh,guys,please,do not feel like
you have to keep me entertained.
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Well,you shouldn't have come to
East Meadow,Long Island,Robin,
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if you didn't want to be entertained.
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Really? I didn't think
there was a ton to do here.
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Oh,apparently,someone hasn't heard
of the Uniondale Miniatures Museum.
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You'll come for the
19th century thimble art,
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but you'll stay for the
Dutch masters on bottle caps.
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Plus,you'll be bowling
with two charter members
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of the East Meadow Alley Cats.
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"We're a hot dog eating
team with a bowling problem.
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" Shirley came up with that one.
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Great bowler,Shirley.
She hit 280 the other day.
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Unfortunately,that was
on her bathroom scale.
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When Robin moved out, there was a hole in
my life in the shape of an empty bedroom.
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I filled it with a new hobby.
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What are you doing in my old room?
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This room being empty
was bumming me out,
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so I decided to do something healthy
that would take my mind off you.
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Well,nothing says healthy
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like smoking 40 pounds of pork
loin in an unventilated room
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while having an imaginary
conversation with your ex.
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Just for that,you're not getting any.
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I'm not getting any? You're
the one smoking your own meat.
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What am I gonna do
about this Quinn thing?
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I want to ask her out again,
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but I don't know how I feel
about her being a stripper.
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Why would you have an issue with that?
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I mean,you've dated convicted
felons,arms dealers... pageant moms.
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Hey,Quinn is someone I might
want to get serious with,
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not just pretend to be a judge ***
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Tiffany's mom really wanted that tiara.
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In a city of eight million people,
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you happened to walk into the club
where she works? Maybe it's destiny.
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No,Destiny strips at The Melon Patch.
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They're people,Ted; try
to keep them straight.
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- Wait a minute. What if this is destiny?
- I just said...
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What if the universe is throwing us
in each other's path for some reason?
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- More or less exactly what I...
- I don't care what you say,this is destiny!
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Damn it,Ted! Why can't
you ever root for love?
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- Quinn...
- No,listen,in here I'm Karma,okay?
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Got it.
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Uh,look,Karma,I swear I never
say crap like this,but...
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I think maybe the universe
is telling us something.
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You want to go out again?
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I'm sorry,I don't date customers.
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What about destiny?
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I heard she's over at
The Melon Patch now.
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No,I mean like fate telling
us that we're supposed to be...
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Oh,listen,Barney,my manager is
really giving me the stink eye.
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I have to get back to work.
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Okay,wait,wait. What if I pay for a
dance? That way,your manager's happy,
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and then I can to tell you why you
should go on another date with me.
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I guess there's no reason why not.
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Okay,first off,we have a lot in common.
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For example,both of our jobs are largely
financed by drunk Asian businessmen.
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Dear Diary. It is day
four on this island,
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which the natives have
dubbed "Long Island,"
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perhaps referencing how each hour
here feels like it may never end.
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So far,they have welcomed me
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and given me a rare glimpse
into their bizarre way of life.
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By "entertainment," they mean table
shuffle board,macramé classes,
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and other non-stimulating activities
which are only used in Manhattan
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to calm down drug addicts
and the criminally insane.
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A preliterate society,their menus
display pictures of the food they offer,
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everyone is forced to sing "Happy
Birthday" four or five times a meal,
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and dessert has fireworks in it.
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In their lairs,they often don a
primitive shroud called a "Snugget,"
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and it is not uncommon for them
to go to sleep before 9 p.m.,
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fearing,as they do,the night.
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Also Diary,I think
writing in you is stupid,
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but you were a gift from Lily,and
she's watching me right now.
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Guys,um,I don't want
to overstay my welcome,
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and Patrice said that she
would take me off your hands.
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So,do you have a train schedule or...
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Oh,yeah,um,but-but there's
a-a problem with the train.
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Big,big problem.
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- There was a...
- Strike.
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A lightning strike.
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That hit one of the
picketers who was on strike.
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During a thunderstorm.
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Plus,****
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Yeah,she probably doesn't
even want you there.
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You guys are being weird.
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Oh,my God,Robin,I am so sorry.
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I'll throw these in the wash. They'll
be dry and folded in the morning.
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Or the weekend. And we can talk
about you leaving then. Or never.
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Wait,Lily,why don't...
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- It's 8:45,time to hit the hay.
- Good night!
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So Ted,what healthy,not-at-all-crazy
activity are you up to now?
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I liked smoking meat,but now
I've got a new passion: wood.
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You hear these things that
come out of your mouth,right?
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So I went back to the Lusty Leopard.
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You know what,Barney?
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I know I said I have a rule
about not dating customers,
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but you may have convinced me to...
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Oh. Song's over,I got to go.
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Wait,no,what? Convinced you to what?
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I'm sorry,but manager's
giving me the stink eye.
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Ugh,get a life,Manager.
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What were you saying?
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Well,I was going to say that
I do find you very... charming.
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And funny... and sexy.
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And exciting and smart.
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You so get me.
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You know what,Barney?
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I have never done this before,but
there's just something about you.
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So I guess my answer is...
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- Oh. The song's over.
- Well,just finish the thought!
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- But the manager.
- God,I hate manager. There.
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Your answer is...
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Maybe if we knew each
other a little better.
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Tell me about yourself.
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Well,um,what can I tell you? I'm,um...
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charming and funny and sexy and...
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exciting and smart.
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Well,how can a girl say no to that?
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How about we... go out on...
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Ugh,these songs are so short.
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Uh,how much exactly did you give Quinn?
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Eight,nine hundred bucks,plus
whatever my Rolex is worth.
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I know. Ted,I think I'm in love.
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Quinn is totally playing you.
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What? That's ridiculous.
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If she were playing me,why would
she agree to go on a date with me?
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You're different than
the rest of these schlubs.
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This one time only,I'm
going to break my rule.
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- Let's go out tomorrow night.
- Sweet!
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Oh,shoot! I have to work tomorrow.
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Hey! Brainstorm!
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- What if we just have our date here,
- It's a date.
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It's not a date,if you go into a
strip club and paying for lap dances.
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If it's not a date,why'd she
say,every fifth day was free?
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Because that's the Lusty
Leopard's policy on Friday nights,
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and I'm so mad at you that I know that!
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Dear Diary. It is day
six on this island,
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and I begin to fear I am
more captive than guest...
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Morning,sweetie. Up for croquet?
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Hey,uh,Lil,are you done washing
my clothes yet? Because I...
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Oh,I am so sorry.
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Your clothes accidentally wound up
in the bag I donated to Goodwill.
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You gave away my clothes?
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They were a bit fancy for East
Meadow. People were staring.
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Besides,we have an extra Snugget.
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Try it. Try it,Robin.
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They're trying to make
me one of them,Diary.
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And I begin to fear... I may like it!
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I can't believe we're at a strip club,
and the biggest boob in here is you.
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It's a real date,Ted.
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And clearly you haven't seen the
DeSalvo twins. She's right over there.
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Barney... Yowza!
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You are not on a date.
Okay,look,prove it.
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Prove that she's not just
taking advantage of you.
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Get her to go out with
you anywhere but here.
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Fine!
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Hey,sexy! You want a dance?
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Yeah! Uh,one thing,though.
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Um,you'd be okay with us having a date
somewhere besides here,wouldn't you?
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I was hoping you would ask that.
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I'm sorry it's so expensive in
here,but it's nice and private,huh?
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Absolutely. And romantic! It's
our first getaway as a couple!
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It's become clear to me,Diary,that
I must attempt a dramatic escape.
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I will fake a stomach
ache during dinner.
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Then,after Marshall and
Lily leave for bingo night,
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I will sneak out the back.
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I'll swipe Shirley's Rascal
and drive to the train station.
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Shirley's 42,by the
way,and rides a Rascal.
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I swear,it's the second
half of Wall-E out here.
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Bingo... was canceled.
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Hey,sexy,you want a dance?
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No,I'm not a customer.
My girlfriend works here.
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She's right over...
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This one time only,I'm
gonna break my rule.
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- Let's go out tomorrow night!
- Sweet!
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Oh,shoot! I have to work tomorrow. Ugh!
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Hey! Brainstorm!
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What if we just have our date
here,maybe in the Champagne Room?
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That was our spot.
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Hey,gorgeous,You want a dance?
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Is it a jig? 'Cause if so,it's up.
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Sorry,I only had the last verse of
"Hot For Teacher" to work on that.
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What was that? You laid exactly the
same line on that guy that you did on me!
235
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Sweetie,that is just something I
say to these gullible losers here.
236
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They fall for it every time.
237
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Bunch of losers!
238
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Oh,gosh,manager again.
He's looking at me like,
239
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"Karma,why aren't you booking
more time in the Champagne Room?
240
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" Well,we'll show him.
241
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No! You're playing me again!
242
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And you're not even trying hard!
243
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There's no manager there;
You're pointing at a fern!
244
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Ted was right.
245
00:14:09,630 --> 00:14:13,200
I bet he's home right
now,laughing at how dumb I am.
246
00:14:18,460 --> 00:14:21,060
Did I deserve this? Absolutely.
247
00:14:21,060 --> 00:14:23,390
I have told some outrageous lies.
248
00:14:23,390 --> 00:14:27,190
I have told women I
was famous,a war hero,
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that sex with me would
cure their nearsightedness.
250
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Barney?!
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I probably deserved everything
you did to me and more.
252
00:14:36,930 --> 00:14:42,240
But I have been trying,and
trying hard to be a better person.
253
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Thanks for showing me
I had it right before.
254
00:14:52,760 --> 00:14:56,660
Look,I'm sorry we made you
feel a little suffocated,
255
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but were you really
just gonna sneak away?
256
00:14:59,880 --> 00:15:03,220
Well,it's just... I
really miss the city.
257
00:15:03,220 --> 00:15:05,130
I know you guys love
it here,and that's fine,
258
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- We don't love it here!
- What?
259
00:15:06,960 --> 00:15:10,000
Come on,Robin,what kind of life is this?
260
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Going to canasta tournaments and
high school field hockey playoffs?
261
00:15:13,680 --> 00:15:15,790
Oh,I think North
Bellmore can take state.
262
00:15:15,790 --> 00:15:17,760
With Sophie's ankle? Doubtful.
263
00:15:17,760 --> 00:15:22,310
Okay,but if you two are so unhappy, why
don't you just move back to Manhattan?
264
00:15:22,310 --> 00:15:25,090
Because the suburbs
are better for the baby.
265
00:15:25,090 --> 00:15:30,590
Who says? Who says any place is better
for the baby if you two are unhappy in it?
266
00:15:31,910 --> 00:15:35,350
No,no,we live here now.
267
00:15:35,350 --> 00:15:38,500
And,you know,this place
wouldn't seem so bad if...
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we got one of our
friends to move out here.
269
00:15:43,500 --> 00:15:45,250
Oh,guys...
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I would rather set myself on fire.
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The next morning,Barney learned that
even in a city of eight million people,
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there's no escaping Karma.
273
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Sorry,can't talk; manager's watching.
274
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Look,I am sorry if I hurt
your feelings; it's a job.
275
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Yeah,well,at my job,we don't rip
out people's hearts for money.
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My company briefly backed a lab in
North Korea which did,but we sold it!
277
00:16:24,770 --> 00:16:26,660
You know,I've worked
at that club for a year.
278
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You practically live there,
279
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and you didn't even recognize
me the night we went out.
280
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You can't pretend to be some hurt
little victim with me. I know you.
281
00:16:34,120 --> 00:16:37,950
Well,of course you do. I told you things I
don't tell anybody. I was honest with you.
282
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Yeah,because I believe you
have a gay black brother,
283
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a friend lonely enough
to smoke his own meat
284
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and that your mom was a
groupie for Supertramp.
285
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They named their band for her!
286
00:16:48,920 --> 00:16:51,110
You remembered all that?
287
00:16:51,830 --> 00:16:54,160
Well,yeah. I mean,you're
more interesting
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than the lyrics to "Pour Some
Sugar On Me" for the 8,000th time.
289
00:16:59,550 --> 00:17:01,320
You know,it's funny.
290
00:17:01,320 --> 00:17:05,370
Almost every woman I've ever met
was wrong to give me a chance.
291
00:17:05,370 --> 00:17:08,670
You're the first woman
who's wrong not to.
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Large black coffee...
293
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and whatever he's having. It's on me.
294
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The same.
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- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
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1,700 more of these and we're even.
297
00:17:28,810 --> 00:17:32,420
Uh,the song just ended. That
mean you got to get going?
298
00:17:33,220 --> 00:17:36,480
No. Do you have time to sit with me?
299
00:17:36,480 --> 00:17:39,680
I don't know. You're wearing my watch.
300
00:17:42,190 --> 00:17:45,380
Pottery. Now you're making pottery.
301
00:17:45,380 --> 00:17:49,970
I needed a new vase...
and some plates. And bowls.
302
00:17:49,970 --> 00:17:53,250
The china cabinet I built
had some design flaws.
303
00:17:53,250 --> 00:17:55,490
Why don't you just turn
this into a guest room?
304
00:17:55,490 --> 00:18:00,590
A guest room? You mean a room ready
and waiting for someone who isn't there?
305
00:18:00,590 --> 00:18:04,070
A room devoted to reminding
me that I'm still alone?
306
00:18:04,070 --> 00:18:06,810
Yeah,I don't need that.
307
00:18:07,430 --> 00:18:12,040
Ted,no matter how many
things you put in this room...
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I'll still be here.
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- Come on in.
- Thanks.
310
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Oh,um,thanks for packing
up the rest of my stuff.
311
00:18:35,570 --> 00:18:37,900
No problem. Uh,you want some coffee?
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00:18:37,900 --> 00:18:38,900
- Uh,sure.
- Yeah?
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Yeah.
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00:18:41,300 --> 00:18:43,880
- So,how are things?
- Good! You?
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- Great! You know,I actually made this mug.
- Oh,yeah?
316
00:18:47,950 --> 00:18:50,740
Yeah,sorry,coffee's a little strong.
317
00:18:52,680 --> 00:18:54,690
How was your stay
with Marshall and Lily?
318
00:18:54,690 --> 00:18:59,060
Uh... a little weird. They're
not loving Long Island.
319
00:18:59,060 --> 00:19:03,810
I think deep down,they realize
it just... isn't a good fit.
320
00:19:05,210 --> 00:19:07,410
It's hard to admit that sometimes.
321
00:19:07,410 --> 00:19:09,210
Sure is.
322
00:19:10,320 --> 00:19:12,690
But I guess it's better
to face it and move on
323
00:19:12,690 --> 00:19:17,130
than try to force something that
just isn't meant to be,right?
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00:19:17,130 --> 00:19:19,740
- I think so.
- Yeah.
325
00:19:20,800 --> 00:19:23,460
So,what do you think you're
gonna do with my old room?
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Haven't really thought about it.
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00:19:29,830 --> 00:19:32,380
<i>a few***</i>
328
00:19:32,860 --> 00:19:36,240
- Who needs Manhattan?
- Yeah.
329
00:19:39,800 --> 00:19:42,350
Hmm,it's Ted. He wants to know if
we want to hang out in the city.
330
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The next train leaves in nine minutes.
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Dear Lily and Marshall,I
don't know if you know this,
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00:20:05,850 --> 00:20:08,810
but I never took your
names off the lease.
333
00:20:08,810 --> 00:20:12,020
Well,today I took my name off it.
334
00:20:12,020 --> 00:20:15,210
The apartment is now yours.
335
00:20:15,210 --> 00:20:19,950
And I think I finally figured out the
best thing to do with Robin's old room.
336
00:20:28,920 --> 00:20:32,770
See,for me,this place has
begun to feel a little haunted.
337
00:20:32,770 --> 00:20:35,420
At first,I thought it
was haunted by Robin,
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00:20:35,420 --> 00:20:38,730
but now I think it was haunted by me.
339
00:20:38,730 --> 00:20:42,780
Well,no ghost is at peace
until it finally moves on.
340
00:20:44,470 --> 00:20:48,360
I need a change. And I think you do,too.
341
00:20:48,360 --> 00:20:50,760
This apartment needs some new life.
342
00:20:50,760 --> 00:20:55,660
So,please,make our
old home your new home.
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It is now ghost-free. Love,Ted.