Harry, The Hairy Coconut
Let me tell you ‘bout Harry the hairy coconut
He went to the barber shop.
Sat in the chair and he said to the barber
“Just take a little bit off the top.”
And the barber took one inch, two inches,
Three inches, and four
Harry the coconut was bald as an egg
When he walked out of the door
The next day Harry the hairy coconut
Went back to the barber shop
He sat in the chair and said to the barber
“Just take a little bit off the top.”
And the barber took two inches, four inches,
Six inches, and eight
Harry the coconut was bald as an egg
But he said, “Don’t I look great!”
The next day Harry the hairy coconut
Went back to the barber shop
He sat in the chair and said to the barber
“Just take a little bit off the top.”
And the barber took three inches, six inches,
Nine inches, and twelve
Harry the coconut was bald as an egg
But he was so proud of himself!