Classroom Art/ Trips 101 4 VIP Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade from Brad Lachman Productions 4 VIP tickets to the 2008 Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade in NYC. These are not available to the public! Once in a lifetime opportunity for your family. Please contact us at least 2-3 weeks before Thanksgiving 08. This year they've filled the Charlie Brown balloon with 1,200 live squirrel monkeys. Then, they're releasing them into the crowd. Also, they're having cannons full of giant grasshoppers firing into the crowd. Tiny monkeys and giant grasshoppers. Now that's a Thanksgiving. Value: Solicitor: Margot & Cliff Lachman 141 10 - Day African Safari from Tambuti Wilderness From Tambuti Wilderness -- this is the incredible 10-day photo safari in Namibia for 2. Check the certificate for details. Airfare not included. Expires 8/31/09. Solicitor: Vivian Hurwitz Value: $10,000 142 10 - Day African Safari from Tambuti Wilderness From Tambuti Wilderness -- this is the incredible 10-day photo safari in Namibia for 2. Check the certificate for details. Airfare not included. Expires 8/31/09. Solicitor: Vivian Hurwitz Value: $10,000 150 Room 4 Cedar Chest from Miss Brier Grade K - 1 Room 4 has a decoupaged cedar chest covered in maps. The top of the chest has a mosaic style peace sign. The tray inside is decoupaged with student's self portraits and poems that they wrote. Value: Solicitor: Amy Mutchnick, Judy Cohen, Stephanie Savage, Leslie Barton 151 Room 25 Photo Essay from Jeremy Alpert A photographic essay created by the students in room 25 depicting each individual's passionate commitment to making a positive impact on the world. The Sepia-toned photos are placed in a unique and sophisticated presentational box. Value: Solicitor: Trish Moreno, Katy Parks and Kathleen Estrada 152 Room 21 Terra Cotta Dishware from Ruby Kim Beautiful rustic terra cotta dinner service for twelve, plus serving bowls and platter, with applied original designs by artistic fourth graders. Bon appetite! Solicitor: Carla Hart, Peter Bolton, Michael Hancock Value: 153 Room 20 Watercolor Note Cards from Ms. Smith Students painted exquisite still-life watercolor scenes on note cards. Each card in the box is unique. Value: Solicitor: Michael Hancock 154 Room 22 Watercolor Note Cards from Ms. Abu-Bakir Students painted exquisite still-life watercolor scenes on note cards. Each card in the box is unique. Value: Solicitor: Michael Hancock 155 Room 8 Book Of Thoughts And Visions from Ms. Weiss This class book combines the artists thoughts and visions of what they can give to our world, bound with a carved wooden cover made by their teacher. Value: Solicitor: Ms. Weiss 156 Room 24 Illuminated Manuscript from Ms. Baker Each class designed the first letter of their name inspired by the art of illuminated manuscript. They also have written their memories of their time spent at Wonderland. The art has been printed on quality paper and framed. This is one project you don't want to miss out on. The final project of the classes of 2008. Value: Solicitor: Laura Holman, Jenny Cho 157 Room 26 Illuminated Manuscript from Ms. Lamoureaux Each class designed the first letter of their name inspired by the art of illuminated manuscript. They also have written their memories of their time spent at Wonderland. The art has been printed on quality paper and framed. This is one project you don't want to miss out on. The final project of the classes of 2008. Solicitor: Ginni Barr-Ruscio, Debra Stevenson Value: 158 Room 7 Peace Planter from Ms. Duron Kid's will be creating a tiled mosaic planter, personalized with all their names. The design will be colorful and whimsical. Planter will be filled with drought tolerant succulents. Value: Solicitor: Amy Mutchnick 159 Room 1 Self Portrait Quilt from Jane Raphael Our annual kindergarten quilt will feature a self portrait from each kindergarten child. Each portrait is beautifully hand colored with fabric pastels. The quilt includes a portrait of our classroom hamster and teachers. Solicitor: Jaqui Zerouni Value: 160 Room 5 Helping Hands from Mrs. Hoffman All the children are lending their hands to form the ceramic bowl. This has something to do with hands. Raise yours and bid on this, would ja. Value: Solicitor: Michael Hancock 161 Room 6 Helping Hands from Ms. Bradshaw All the children are lending their hands to form the ceramic bowl. This has something to do with hands. Raise yours and bid on this, would ja. Value: Solicitor: Michael Hancock 162 Room 3 Magical Bird Tree from Ms. Toppino Description: This 36" X 36" canvas is a collage of acrylic on paper featuring the beautiful birds that live in the magical tree in the secret garden of room three, painted by the fine artists of this class. Value: Solicitor: Louise Salter and Segei Shramkovsky 163 Room 9 light and Shadow Portraits from Ms. McLeod Light and Shadow Portraits Photography became the chosen medium to explore light and shadow. Students were photographed and used their portraits to analyze light, shadow and the mid-tones, (gray). The mid-tone range was the drawing we selected to show the specific shapes in their faces. All students worked on abstracting the mid-tone range and traced and transferred these drawings to watercolor paper. The original photographs were assembled and printed excluding the mid-tone range. The student watercolor drawings completed their portraits. Solicitor: Stephanie. Savage Value: 164 Room 12 Book of Mandalas from Ms. Wasson s beautiful book of mandalas and poems was inspired by the students' love of the natural world. Value: Solicitor: Stephanie Savage 165 Room 13 Book Of Mandalas from Rosner s beautiful book of mandalas and poems was inspired by the students' love of the natural world. Value: Solicitor: Stephanie Savage 166 Room 16 Imag-e-nations from Mr. Earl Using their own faces as reference and inspiration, the third grade magnet students first sketched then drew realistic faces in permanent ink. The next step was a watercolor wash bursting from the center of the face. These were then scanned into the computer and put into an arrangement based on the wash color. The final images were then printed onto 3 canvases for presentation. Each class did the same project but used different colors of paint. Value: Solicitor: Kelley Kreidman, Kari Bower 167 Room 17 Imag-e-nations from Mr. Hall Using their own faces as reference and inspiration, the third grade magnet students first sketched then drew realistic faces in permanent ink. The next step was a watercolor wash bursting from the center of the face. These were then scanned into the computer and put into an arrangement based on the wash color. The final images were then printed onto 3 canvases for presentation. Each class did the same project but used different colors of paint. Value: Solicitor: Kelley Kreidman, Kari Bower 168 Room 18 Imag-e-nations from Mrs. Douglas Using their own faces as reference and inspiration, the third grade magnet students first sketched then drew realistic faces in permanent ink. The next step was a watercolor wash bursting from the center of the face. These were then scanned into the computer and put into an arrangement based on the wash color. The final images were then printed onto 3 canvases for presentation. Each class did the same project but used different colors of paint. Value: Solicitor: Kelley Kreidman, Kari Bower Travel 201 Four Seasons Resort - Maui at Wailea from Four Seasons Resort - Maui at Wailea 3-night stay for 2 in a Garden View Room. Void: 12/19/08 - 1/08/09. Exp. 5/31/09 Subject to availability. Solicitor: Vivian Hurwitz Value: $2,072 202 Omni Hotels Gift Certificate from Omni Hotels Good for a two night, weekend stay for two, at any participating Omni Hotel. Solicitor: Vivian Hurwitz Value: $500 203 Marriott Orlando World Center Resort from Orlando World Center Marriott 3-night stay at Orlando World Center Resort. Near all the theme parks. Exp. 3/1/09. Solicitor: Vivian Hurwitz Value: $900 204 The Wyland Waikiki from The Wyland Waikiki 5 Nights - Run of the House. Expires 10/21/09. Solicitor: Vivian Hurwitz Value: $1,500 205 InterContinental Chicago from Intercontinental Chicago 2-night stay. Expires 5/09. Check certificate for blackout dates. Solicitor: Vivian Hurwitz Value: $700 206 Beverly Wilshire from Beverly Wilshire 2 night stay for 2. A deluxe room. expires 12/31/08. Check certificate for blackout dates. Solicitor: Vivian Hurwitz Value: $1,258 207 The Ritz-Carlton Buckhead (Atlanta) from The Ritz Carlton Buckhead 2 night stay in a Deluxe room. Check certificate for exclusions and expiration date. Solicitor: Vivian Hurwitz Value: $800 208 The Ritz-Carlton Atlanta (Downtown) from The Ritz-Carlton, Battery Park 2 night stay in a Deluxe room. Check certificate for exclusions and expiration date. Solicitor: Vivian Hurwitz Value: $700 209 The Ritz-Carlton Washington, D.C. from The Ritz-Carlton, Battery Park One night stay in Deluxe accomodations. please check the certificate for exclusions and expiration date. Solicitor: Vivian Hurwitz Value: $399 210 Anaheim Marriot from Anaheim Marriott One night stay at the Anaheim Marriott. Located three short blocks from Disneyland. Exp. 5/10/09. Subject to availability. Solicitor: Vivian Hurwitz Value: $250 211 San Diego's Paradise Point & Spa from San Diego's Paradise Point Two (2) nights in a Lanai Garden room. This island oasis on Mission Bay features pool, spa, and much more! Some dates may be unavailable. Solicitor: Vivian Hurwitz Value: $1,165 212 Hyatt Vineyard Creek from Hyatt Vineyard Creek, Sonoma -Two-night stay, deluxe accommodations subject to availability -Expires May 10, 2009 Solicitor: Vivian Hurwitz Value: $550 213 Maui Prince Hotel from Prince Resorts Hawaii 3 night stay in an ocean view room. Subject to availability. Expires 4/10/09. Solicitor: Vivian Hurwitz Value: $1,405 214 InterContinental San Francisco from Intercontinental Chicago 2 night stay for two. subject to availability. Check blackout dates. Expires 4/10/09. Solicitor: Vivian Hurwitz Value: $1,024 215 Hilton Palm Springs Resort from Palm Springs Hilton 2 night stay. Valid Sunday through Thursday only. Expires 4/10/09 Solicitor: Vivian Hurwitz Value: $500 216 Four Seasons Hotel Westlake Village from Four Seasons Resort - Maui at Wailea 1 night deluxe accommodations. Breakfast for two. Some blackout dates apply. subject to availability. Expires 4/10/09. Solicitor: Vivian Hurwitz Value: $475 218 Tenaya Lodge Yosemite from Tenaya Lodge 2 night stay with breakfast for two. Must call to check availability and blackout dates. Expires 5/10/09 Solicitor: Vivian Hurwitz Value: $650 219 Marriott Waikoloa Beach Resort, Big Island/Hawaii from Marriott's Waikoloa Beach Resort 5 night stay. Run of the house accommodations. Blackout dates 12/26 to 1/02. Expires 4/10/09. Subject to availability. Solicitor: Vivian Hurwitz Value: $1,495 220 Rosebriar Inn Bed & Breakfast from Margot & Cliff Lachman 3 night stay at the Rosebriar Inn Bed 7 Breakfast in beautiful Astoria, Oregon. Overlooking the Columbia River on the Oregon coast. 1 1/2 hours west of Portland. Subject to availability. Expires May 2009. This is the greatest item in the catalog. How great is it? Supergreat! That is a new word I invented just for this item. It's official. The Rosebriar Inn Bed & Breakfast is the best Wonderland Avenue catalog item - ever! Solicitor: Margot & Cliff Lachman Value: $600 221 The "W" Hotel in Manhattan & Dinner at Craft from Mimi McCraken 2 night stay in a wonderful room for 2 at the "W" hotel in Manhattan. With dinner at Craft for two. Available locations are W Times Square, W Y court, W Tuscany, W Union Square, W New York. Schedule dates with Mimi. Expires after 6 months. Solicitor: Mimi McCracken Value: $1200 222 Evergreen Lodge Yosemite from Evergreen Lodge 2 overnights in Large traditional cabin. Valid 8/15/08 - 5/1/09. Not valid holidays or event weekends. Solicitor: Mindy Danna Value: $425 223 Le Montrose Suite Hotel from Le Montrose Suite Hotel Complimentary night at Le Montrose Suite Hotel. Room and tax only. Additional charges apply. based on availability. Solicitor: Bronwyn Jacobs Value: $525 Wining and Dining 301 Spark Woodfire Grill from Spark Dinner for 2 gift card. There might be a gas shortage, but there's no wood shortage. Or fire shortage or grill shortage. Solicitor: Rhonda & Michael Yanover 302 Tea & Mug from Peet's Coffee Value: $50 Solicitor: Rhonda & Michael Yanover 303 Ralphs Gift Card from Ralphs Value: $25 One travel mug with 3 boxes of tea. Are you planning on becoming the First Lady of the United States? This will be great for you. I hear they travel a lot and drink tea with foreign dignitaries. It's true! I read it on a blog. $25 Ralphs gift card. I hope this is the grocery store Ralphs. I have a buddy named Ralph and I don't want to know what he'd give you for $25. Solicitor: Rhonda & Michael Yanover Value: $25 304 Toast Bakery Cafe Gift Certificate from Toast bakery Gift certificate worth $20. You better hurry. I heard that Al Gore is going to close down the nation's bakery's so that we can make more bio-fuel. Solicitor: Rhonda & Michael Yanover Value: $20 305 The Hungry Cat gift certificate from The Hungry Cat Dinner for two people not to exceed $200. Does not include tax or gratuity. If you want a glass of milk and some tuna, you'll love this place. Solicitor: Rhonda & Michael Yanover 306 BLD Restaurant from BLD Restaurant Value: $200 Solicitor: Rhonda & Michael Yanover Value: $100 Breakfast, Lunch, or Dinner for 2. BLD. Breakfast, Lunch, Dinner. Get it? These guys aren't wasting time naming their restaurant, they're busy making your food! 307 Grace restaurant gift Certificate from Grace Restaurant DINNER FOR 2. If you were thinking of adopting a child, I'd go here instead and adopt a chef from the kitchen. Babies are terrible cooks and they're very short. Solicitor: Rhonda & Michael Yanover Value: $150 308 Basket of Refinement from Big Sugar Bake Shop Basket with invitations, 4 tea towels, 4 napkin rings, chocolate dipped almonds. What's wrong with kids today? Lack of refinement. Invite some local gang bangers over for some chocolate dipped almonds. Some say chocolate dipped almonds can't solve everything. I say, yes they can! Solicitor: Rhonda & Michael Yanover 309 Lucques Gift Certificate from Lucques Value: $80 Solicitor: Rhonda & Michael Yanover 310 Du-Par's Gift Card from Du-Par's Value: $280 Solicitor: Margot & Cliff Lachman Value: $100 Dinner for four - estimated value $280. Dinner not to exceed $400. Okay, it's worth $280 but you can spend up to $400... this is no time to invite your macro-biotic vegan friends out to dinner. Surf & Turf for everyone! $200 Gift card to any Du-Par's Location. I heard that Dupars new wine cellar now has wine bottles with corks! 311 Lille Dom's Gift Certificate from Warner Ebbink Gift certificate to eat at Little Don's. There has never been a Hollywood scandal, crime, or incident at Little Don's. That just means --- they're due! Get over there for a front row seat to the next salacious Hollywood True Story. Solicitor: Ava M. Gruskoff Value: $100 312 101 Cafe Gift Certificate from Warner Ebbink Two $25 Gift Certificates to 101 cafe. Afraid to go out because Naomi Campbell might assault you and your family? 101 cafe is officially a "Naomi Free Zone." Sorry Naomi Judd. Solicitor: Ava M. Gruskoff Value: $50 313 Dominick's Restaurant Gift Certificate from Warner Ebbink Gift certificate to Dominick's Restaurant. I'm not sure if this is true, but if you want to buy Dominick's Restaurant, and you offer him 1 Billion dollars, I think he'll sell. So if you have 1 Billion dollars and want a restaurant, you could probably buy this one. Solicitor: Ava M. Gruskoff Value: $100 314 $50 Barneys Beanery from Robert Bauer Dinner for 2 at Barneys Beanery. I think I'm banned from Barneys for something I did 15 years ago. I think it was pretty bad. But if you're not banned, these gift certificates will be great. When you go, see if you can find out what exactly it was that I did. Solicitor: Robert Bauer Value: $50 315 $50 Barneys Beanery from Robert Bauer Dinner for 2 at Barneys Beanery. I think I'm banned from Barneys for something I did 15 years ago. I think it was pretty bad. But if you're not banned, these gift certificates will be great. When you go, see if you can find out what exactly it was that I did. Solicitor: Robert Bauer Value: $50 316 $50 Buddha's Belly from Buddha's Belly $50 gift card to Buddha's Belly restaurant. There's a secret handshake you can use with the waitress to get a free bottle of wine. It's so secret, she may not even be aware of it. I think it involves a $100 bill. Solicitor: Robert Bauer Value: $50 317 $50 Buddha's Belly from Buddha's Belly $50 gift card to Buddha's Belly restaurant. There's a secret handshake you can use with the waitress to get a free bottle of wine. It's so secret, she may not even be aware of it. I think it involves a $100 bill. Solicitor: Robert Bauer Value: $50 318 $25 Ralphs card from Ralphs $25 gift certificate to Ralphs. Use this gift certificate to buy another gift certificate just to watch the cashier's head explode. Solicitor: Rhonda & Michael Yanover 319 $25 Arts Deli from Arts Deli Value: $25 Solicitor: Christele Albright Value: $25 $25 gift certificate to Arts Deli. Let's say you were a fundamentalist Mormon woman with 15 kids and 5 husbands - but you could only buy one sandwich. Well that's a no brainer. Even Mitt Romney would go to Arts. Their sandwiches are like a cow on 2 slices of bread. 320 Katsuya Hollywood from SBE Restaurant Group Dinner for 2 at Katsuya Hollywood. Do you go to restaurants to eat, or to watch famous people eat? At Katsuya you can do both. Unless you're already famous. Then, you should just stay home and eat in front of a mirror. Solicitor: Charalambous Family 321 Village Pizzeria from Village Pizzeria Value: $200 Solicitor: Lenore Zerman Value: $30 18" 2 topping pizza, 2 small house salads, and 2 fountain sodas. For dine in or to go. Not for delivery. Gratuity not included. Did you order that banana and peanut butter pizza I suggested two years ago? You didn't? C'mon, that's 2 toppings. Do it! 322 Dinner for 4 at the Leatarts from The Leatart Family Gourmet Dinner for 4 at Leatart House. Good until may 10. 09. Dinner is for adults. Okay, every year I lose this one (mostly because I'm cheap and I don’t bid) But, the Leatart's are awesome, and they know fancy food and wines and stuff. I dare you to outbid me (that starting bid is going to be loooow) Value: Solicitor: The Leatart Family 323 Prado Gift Certificate from Prado Restaurant $65 gift certificate to Prado. I looked this up online to see if people liked it. And they did! They loved it! Except on guy who was upset that they weren't a museum. So, if you want food, not a museum, Prado's pretty good. Solicitor: Lenore Zerman Value: $65 324 Sweet Lady Jane from Sweet Lady Jane Small cake. Okay here's a plan to save the world. Make all bombs out of cake. People will storm the arsenals to eat cake, they eat the cake, no more bombs. Thank you Sweet Lady Jane. Solicitor: Kelley Kreidman Value: $35 325 Real Food Daily Gift Cert. from Real Food Daily Dinner for two. Food, food, food. Everyone talks about how food is good for you. Well, Gwenyth Paltrow only eats bacteria and sand and she looks good. If being dim, lethargic, and transparent is looking good. Solicitor: Kelley Kreidman Value: $40 326 Firefly Gift Cert. from Ventura Colfax LLC Sunday night only dinner for 6 guests in the amount of $400 at the Firefly Restaurant. This is the "Firefly - go eat and drink with a bunch of friends" package. A nice "my group is better than your group" mentality could really drive up the price. Ready? Go! Solicitor: Brian Boone/ Mimi Bonetti Value: $400 327 Tom Bergin's Dinner and Irish Coffee from Tom Bergin's Two dinners and Irish coffee at Tom Bergin's. God bless the Irish. There's no dollar value on this. Is there really a dollar value on getting hammered? Solicitor: Anonymous Value: $75 328 6 Dozen Cupcakes from Love Cakes 6 dozen cupcakes. Winner may claim in 2 separate orders. (3 doz/3doz, 2 doz/4 doz, etc.) Have you seen those professional eaters? That champion hot dog eater is that little skinning guy. Maybe professional eating is a great way to lose weight! Start your professional eating career by showing down these 6 dozen cupcakes. Solicitor: Price Arana Value: $198 329 Gelato Gift Card from Il Cono Gelato Gift Car and Frequent buyer card. The best thing about eating Gelato? You can pretend you're in Italy! Solicitor: Kelley Kreidman 330 Turley Wine from Aileen & Brian Moreno Value: $15 1 bottle of Turley wine. What if a private jet filled with European diplomats crashed in your backyard? Wouldn't it just be polite to offer the survivors a nice glass of wine? Solicitor: Aileen & Brian Moreno Value: $100 331 Hugo's Restaurant Dinner from Hugos Dinner for Two at Hugo's Restaurant West Hollywood. Every dish at Hugo's is cooked with passion. I'm sorry, BY Passion. She's the chef. I think she used to be a dancer. Solicitor: Rhonda & Michael Yanover Value: $80 332 Hugo's Taco's Gift Cert. from Hugos 5 Hugo's Taco's certificates $5 each. Solicitor: Rhonda & Michael Yanover Value: $25 333 The Dragon Gift Certificate from The Dragon Dinner only. $40 to The Dragon. Back in Cleveland there was a head shop called The Dragon. Dinner at a head shop would be great. Lots of entrees made with Doritos and Ding Dongs. Solicitor: Elac Value: $40 334 Coffee Bean Package from The Coffee Bean & Tea Leaf Coffee lovers pack: Bodum Young press coffee maker, 1 lb. House Blend coffee beans, hot beverage "to go" container, cold beverage "to go" container. Gary Larson, the Far Side guy, drinks loads of coffee and he sees talking animals. Drink more coffee and find out what your dog is saying. Solicitor: The Tzanetopoulos Family Value: $60 335 Coffee Bean Tea Package from The Coffee Bean & Tea Leaf Tea lovers pack: Bodum assam teapot, Bodum ceylon ice tea maker with filter, whole leaf loose tea. Tea is supposed to be calming, but that Boston Tea Party got crazy, and that Kung Fu guy drank tea and beat up a lot of cowboys. Maybe tea used to be made of from coca leaves or something. Solicitor: The Tzanetopoulos Family Value: $50 336 2 Dozen Cupcakes from Sprinkles Cupcakes 2 dozen freshly baked cupcakes. If you are a little old woman who lives in a shoe with so many children you don't know what to do, buy these to give to your tiny shoe children. That’s something you can do. Solicitor: Rhonda & Michael Yanover Value: $50 337 Chan Darae Gift Certificate from Chan Darae $30 gift certificate. I've heard that if you eat with your eyes closed, you will lose weight. Try it, it works. Solicitor: Akila Chinn Value: $30 338 La Terza Gift Certificate from La Terza $50 gift certificate to La Terza Restaurant for dinner or lunch. If there's an actor's strike, you can go here and there will be 5 waiters per customer. That's service. Solicitor: Paula Janos Value: $50 339 Bennetts Ice Cream Coupons from Bennetts Ice Cream 15 coupons for one scoop of ice cream. Ice Cream doesn't solve anything, it solves EVERYthing. Solicitor: Katie Brennan Value: $50 340 Mexicali Gift Cert. from Mexicali Gift certificate for lunch or dinner for two. Value: $50. Expires 5-10-09. If you've never had a margarita with Danny Bonnaduci, then you've never been to Mexicali. He's there all the time... or, it's just some weird looking, loud-mouthed drunk with red hair. Solicitor: Mindy Danna & Paul Danna Value: $50 341 CPK Gift Card & Book from California Pizza Kitchen 2 CPK gift cards and Sunset recipe book. If you've ever been to CPK, you've noticed that they expect to be paid after every meal. Cash is bulky, use this card. Solicitor: Levy Family Value: $60 342 CPK Gift Card & Book from California Pizza Kitchen 2 CPK gift cards and Sunset recipe book. If you've ever been to CPK, you've noticed that they expect to be paid after every meal. Cash is bulky, use this card. Solicitor: Levy Family Value: $60 345 Bar Marmont Gift Certificate from Chateau Marmont Dinner for 4 at Bar Marmont. Exp. April 09. Have you ever accidentally swallowed a bug? Not good, right? That is why Bar Marmont no longer serves bugs. Strangely, they still have to serve bratty, Hollywood psuedo-stars. Solicitor: Kristin Ellingsen Value: $250 346 Magnum of Las Bonitas from A magnum of Las Bonitas 2005 Pinot Noir. When you share a bottle of wine you have more friends. You have less wine... but more friends. Solicitor: Vintners Collective Value: $100 347 Private Tasting at Vinyard in Nappa from Vintners Collective A private tasting for 10 and a magnum of Las Bonitas Pinot Noir 2005. It's hard to find something that 9 of your friends will agree upon, but sitting around drinking wine is an easy sell. Your blowhard podiatrist buddy and that vulgar Racquet Ball instructor of yours will be best friends after a few tastes of some magic grape squeezings. Solicitor: Vintners Collective Value: $500 348 $25 Ralphs card from Ralphs $25 gift certificate to Ralphs. Use this gift certificate to buy another gift certificate just to watch the cashier's head explode. Solicitor: Rhonda & Michael Yanover Value: $25 349 Il Moro Gift Certificate from Il Moro Restaurant $100 gift card to Il Moro. No restrictions. Tip not included. Solicitor: De Santo Value: $100 350 Il Moro Gift Certificate from Il Moro Restaurant $100 gift card to Il Moro. No restrictions. Tip not included. Solicitor: De Santo Value: $100 351 Dinner with the De Santos from De Santo Dinner with the De Santos. Four course dinner for four at the De Sano residence with wine that compliments the meal. You may have some input as to what will be served - fish v. meat. Definitely Italian faire. Must be used before the end of next school year. Did you see that movie My Dinner with Andre? I got it on Netflix and dozed off. Two people talking. But this is FOUR people talking. I see a sequel, "Your Dinner with The De Santos." You could even make it an action/thriller if you were a spy or something. Solicitor: De Santo Value: $200 352 The Farm Gift Card from The Farm of Beverly Hills Gift card to The Farm of Beverly Hills at Beverly Hill, The Grove, or Westfield Topanga. expires 5-10-09. Excludes alcohol, tax, tip. Solicitor: Kelley Kreidman Value: $50 353 Case of Masi Masianto from GreenBlatts Case of Masi Masianto Pinot Grigio. The wine maker added some verduzzo to this pinot Grigio to make this wine much more interesting than your typical pinot grigio. It's lush and rich yet bright and refreshing. Solicitor: The Leatart Family Value: $200 354 Pace Gift Certificate from Pace Pace Gift Certificate. Solicitor: Laura Turkel Value: $100 355 Vampire Vineyards Wine Set from Vampire Vinyards A taste of eternity selection from the Vampire Vineyards, a paso Robles base winery, including: bottle of Vampire merlot; bottle of Vampire Cab; bottle of Vampire Pinot; bottle of Chateau du Vampire... holy cow, there's a bunch of Vampire wine and some glasses and books and stuff. Go look at it Solicitor: Mr. & Mrs. Machat Value: $156 356 Vampire Vineyards Wine Set from Vampire Vinyards A taste of eternity selection from the Vampire Vineyards, a paso Robles base winery, including: bottle of Vampire merlot; bottle of Vampire Cab; bottle of Vampire Pinot; bottle of Chateau du Vampire... holy cow, there's a bunch of Vampire wine and some glasses and books and stuff. Go look at it Solicitor: Mr. & Mrs. Machat Value: $156 357 Vampire Vineyards Wine Set from Vampire Vinyards A taste of eternity selection from the Vampire Vineyards, a paso Robles base winery, including: bottle of Vampire merlot; bottle of Vampire Cab; bottle of Vampire Pinot; bottle of Chateau du Vampire... holy cow, there's a bunch of Vampire wine and some glasses and books and stuff. Go look at it Solicitor: Mr. & Mrs. Machat Value: $156 358 Vampire Vineyards Wine Set from Vampire Vinyards A taste of eternity selection from the Vampire Vineyards, a paso Robles base winery, including: bottle of Vampire merlot; bottle of Vampire Cab; bottle of Vampire Pinot; bottle of Chateau du Vampire... holy cow, there's a bunch of Vampire wine and some glasses and books and stuff. Go look at it Solicitor: Mr. & Mrs. Machat Value: $156 359 Starbucks Package from Arielle Schoen & Family 4 pounds of various coffees and 2 coffee mugs. Is your kindergartener behind in their pasting and coloring. This caffeine package will help them pull an all nighter before the big play date. Solicitor: Schoen Value: $75 360 Trader Joes Package from Arielle Schoen & Family Trader Joes tote, filled with loads of crazy Trader Joes good-for-you snacks. Imagine that you gave your kid 60 bucks and sent them into Trader Joes to buy what they wanted, this is what they'd come out with. Maybe not the split pea soup... or the tote. Solicitor: Schoen Value: $60 361 Ralphs Gift Card from Arielle Schoen & Family $25 Ralphs gift card. Go buy some rice. I hear we're running out. What if accidentally get married? What are you going to throw? Granola? Solicitor: Schoen Value: $25 362 Canyon Country Store Cabernet Sauvignon from Canyon Country Store This 5 liter bottle of 2005 Cabernet Sauvignon was bottled exclusively for the Canyon Country Store label by Solstice Canyon Vineyards in Chile. It's a big bottle. It's like a six-pack of wine. Solicitor: Dan & Millie Wilson Value: $200 363 La Logia Gift Certificate from La Loggia Dinner for 4. Solicitor: Mindy Danna Value: $100 364 Bristol Farms Gift Basket from Bristol farms Gift basket. Solicitor: Kelley Kreidman Value: $50 365 Trader Joes Gift Basket from Trader Joes Italian goodies. Pastas, sauces, olive oils, and more. Solicitor: Kelley Kreidman Value: $65 366 Ago Restaurant Gift Certificate from Ago Dinner for 2. Solicitor: Heidi Jo Markel Value: $350 367 Yamashiro Restaurant from Yamashiro $100 dinner for 2. Solicitor: Heidi Jo Markel Value: $100 368 Farmer's Market Gift Certificate from Farmer's Market The Farmers Market at 3rd and Fairfax is donating $100 gift certificate plus tote bag and t-shirt. Solicitor: Katie Brennan Value: $100 369 $25 Ralphs card from Ralphs $25 gift certificate to Ralphs. Use this gift certificate to buy another gift certificate jsut to watch the cashier's head explode. Solicitor: Rhonda & Michael Yanover 370 Du-Par's Gift Card from Du-Par's Value: $25 Solicitor: Margot & Cliff Lachman Value: $100 $200 Gift card to any Du-Par's Location. I heard that Dupars new wine cellar now has wine bottles with corks! 371 Little Door Gift Certificate from $150 gift certificate to The Little Door Restaurant. Solicitor: Value: $150 372 Little Door Gift Certificate from $150 gift certificate to The Little Door Restaurant. Solicitor: Value: $150 373 Cafe Med Gift Cert from Cafe Med Dinner for 2. tax, service, beverage not included. Solicitor: De Santo Value: $100 374 Caffe etc. from Caffe Etc Solicitor: Akila Chinn Value: $30 375 Big Sugar Bake Shop from Big Sugar Bake Shop basket with invitations, tea towels, napkin rings, chocolate almonds. Solicitor: Rhonda & Michael Yanover Value: $80 376 Case of mixed wine from Mimi McCraken 1/2 pinot Noirs from California 1/2 Burgundy Classics. Solicitor: Mimi McCracken Value: $1,000 Teacher Outings 401 Disneyland with Mr. Earl from Carolyn & Paul Yanover Mr. Earl will take top 3 bidders to Disneyland for the day. Date TBD on a future weekend in June or July Value: Solicitor: Mr. Earl 402 Room 5 & 6 Royal Banquet from Ms. Bradshaw & Mrs. Hoffman All the students in rooms 5 and 6 are invited to make swords and crowns while enjoying a royal banquet of popcorn and pizza on the day of the Renaissance Fair/ Open House celebration. Recommended donation of $10 to $20/ child. Value: Solicitor: 403 Beach Day with Mr. Alpert from Mr. Alpert Two winners will spend the day at Ocean Park beach. Sun, sand, swimming, boogie boarding, etc. B.Y.O... sunscreen! Date TBD in the summer. We'll be eating lunch down there as well. Value: Solicitor: 404 Library Pajama Party from Ms. Keefe & Miss Baker Ms. Keefe and Ms. Baker invite you and a friend to spend a Friday night in the Wonderland library at our Pajama Party! Ten winners will get to invite a friend each for pizza, music, games, and entertainment until 10pm. Friday, May 16th. Wear or bring your pajamas and a sleeping bag. Parents: drop off at the upper parking lot at 6 pm and pick up at 10 pm. Value: Solicitor: 405 IMAX Movie and Lunch from Abu-Bakir & Mrs. Douglas Four (4) students will watch the IMAX movie Human Body then tour USC then have lunch on June 7th. Parents drop off and pick-up students at the IMAX. Drop off at 9 am and pick-up at 1 pm. Leave emergency phone numbers with teacher. Value: Solicitor: 406 Baseball with Bud from Mr. Hall Photo day at Dodger Stadium with Mr. Hall to watch our Boys in Blue take on the St. Louis Cardinals. Before the game we'll go down on the field to take pictures of your favorite Dodgers. Don't forget your camera. Sunday, May, 25th. Round trip transportation provided. Value: Solicitor: 407 Miniature Golf with Coach Evan from Coach Evan An outing of miniature golfing, games, and lunch. One student and a friend. Date and time TBD. Value: Solicitor: 408 Bowling with Mrs. McLeod from Ms. McLeod Two (2) winners will go Bowling at PINZ on Ventura! Pizza, drinks, and a treat. Make sure you bring socks! Thursday, May 29th. 3 pm to 5 pm. Pick Up NO LATER than 5 pm. Seriously. Value: Solicitor: 409 Bowling with Ms Weiss from Ms. Weiss Two (2) winners will go Bowling at PINZ on Ventura! Pizza, drinks, and a treat. Make sure you bring socks! Thursday, May 29th. 3 pm to 5 pm. Pick Up NO LATER than 5 pm. Seriously. Value: Solicitor: 410 Bowling with Ms.Duron from Ms. Duron Two (2) winners will go Bowling at PINZ on Ventura! Pizza, drinks, and a treat. Make sure you bring socks! Thursday, May 29th. 3 pm to 5 pm. Pick Up NO LATER than 5 pm. Seriously. Value: Solicitor: 411 Bowling with Mrs. Toppino from Ms. Toppino Two (2) winners will go Bowling at PINZ on Ventura! Pizza, drinks, and a treat. Make sure you bring socks! Thursday, May 29th. 3 pm to 5 pm. Pick Up NO LATER than 5 pm. Seriously. Value: Solicitor: 412 Color Me Mine with Ms. Raphael & Ms Brier from Ms. Brier & Ms. Raphael Jane Raphael and Shannon Brier will take 4 children for ice cream sundaes and to Color Me Mine on Friday afternoon, June 13, from 3 - 5. Value: Solicitor: 413 Color Me Mine with Ms. Smith from Ms. Smith Let's paint some pottery together. Meet me at Color Me Mine (Studio City location) with your artistic license. We'll walk over to an eatery (TBD) for a quick bite afterwards. - she will take 2 students - Thursday, June 12, 3:00 - 6:00 pm -ish.. Value: Solicitor: 414 Lunch with Rhonda Wachtel from Ms. Wachtel Rhonda Wachtel --- Music Teacher - will take one student to lunch Solicitor: Value: 415 Ceramic Lessons from Michael Hancock A 2 hour ceramic lesson at Michael Hancock's home studio. You know that the Chinese make all of our plates in their lead and mercury factories. Make your own dishware and you might just live forever. Solicitor: Michael Hancock Value: $100 416 Ceramic Lessons from Michael Hancock A 2 hour ceramic lesson at Michael Hancock's home studio. You know that the Chinese make all of our plates in their lead and mercury factories. Make your own dishware and you might just live forever. Solicitor: Michael Hancock Value: $100 417 Hiking with Mr. Rossner and Ms. Wasson from Mr. Rossner and Ms. Wasson Off the beaten path. The top two (2) bidders will spend the afternoon hiking, observing, sketching and photographing wildlife in the Santa Monica mountains. A gourmet picnic in the wild will complete the day. Value: Solicitor: 418 Principal of the Month from Dr. Greene Be a Principal of the Month. Assist Dr. Greene with principal activities for one month. Have your picture and interview in Words of Wonderland. 10 slots available! Sept. through June. Value: affirmation, pride, accomplishment, leadership, publicity - Dr. Greene, Principal. Value: Solicitor: 419 Mother Nature with Mrs. Douglas from Mrs. Douglas Wonderland's Mother Nature. Mrs. Douglas is agreeable to designing and spending a morning or afternoon exploring a science adventure either in a kitchen or at Franklin Canyon. "...either a kitchen or at Franklin Canyon." I love Mrs. Douglas. Solicitor: Value: Entertainment and Enrichment 501 2 Wicked Tickets from Wicked 2 orchestra tickets to a performance of Wicked on a Tue, Wed, Thur. at 8pm or a Sunday at 6:30. Between May10 and August 30. Are you a member of the NAAGP. National Association for the Advancement of Green People. That trollop Dorothy got all of the good songs, fame, and substance abuse. Well Wicked finally gives witches their due. Solicitor: Adam & Cybele Paschal Value: $196 504 Private Kids Dance Class from Sophie Dance One hour private dance class for your child and five (5) friends. Your choice from a princess party to hip hop to musical theater! Date and time of class will be based on studio availability. How can Sophie survive a room full of dancing, singing, screaming children? I believe that she is probably stone deaf. That's my guess. It's a good guess. Solicitor: Sophie Dance Value: $150 505 The Drowsy Chaperone tickets from Center Theater Group/ Ahmanson Theater A pair of opening night theater tickets to the Tony Award winning Ahmanson production of "The Drowsy Chaperone" Wed. July 9th, 8pm ONLY. My grandfather used to wear a jacket and tie to watch television. it was an event! Now, that just feels silly. If you accidentally find yourself in a jacket and tie, rush over to the theater. You won't feel as silly. Solicitor: Nausica Stergion/ Roxanne Gardner Value: $160 506 A Chorus Line tickets from Center Theater Group/ Ahmanson Theater Two opening night tickets to the Ahmanson Theater production of "A Chorus Line." Live theater is eye opening for kids. They'll learn that you can watch people sing and dance and no one gets voted off the show at the end. They'll also learn that Ryan Seacrest isn't everywhere... well, musical theater - Ryan Seacrest... he might be there. Solicitor: Nausica Stergion/ Roxanne Gardner Value: $180 508 6 Tickets to Charity "VIP Shopping Party" from Project Angel Food 2 Tickets to a "VIP Shopping Party" . Divine Design charity for Project Angel Food. If you're not familiar with Project Angel Food let me assure you that it has nothing to do with free cake... but that would be a cool charity, too... okay okay I've been told this is a designer clothes event with all items at discounted prices. Solicitor: Robert Bauer Value: $600 511 VH1 Rock Honors: The Who from VH1 2 tickets to the VH1 2008 Rock Honors: The Who concert and show. Honoring The Who with an all star line-up. July 12th at Pauly Pavillion. I know, a concert honoring The Who... does that mean The Who will be there? I'm pretty sure Kieth Moon won't be able to make it. Solicitor: Stacy Bauer Value: $300 512 Private Voice Over Lesson from EG Daily A Private voice over session. Learn the tricks of the trade and come to a recording session for either a radio, tv, or cartoon session with EG. EG is one of the top voice over artists in the business. Visiting recording session time and date to be scheduled as available. Whoever wins this, ask EG if making fart noises with your armpits counts as voice over. I could make money doing that. Solicitor: EG Daily Value: $200 513 4 Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grader tickets from Barry and Claudia Poznick 4 VIP tickets to a taping of Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grader - and backstage tour. Must be at least 10 years old. If your kids won money for answering questions correctly, maybe they'd get better grades. Sure, not all kids, but your kids. Solicitor: Margot & Cliff Lachman Value: $400 514 2 Tickets Little Mermaid on Broadway... New York from Thomas Schumacker 2 orchestra seat tickets to Little Mermaid on Broadway. That's right, New York City. See letter and voucher for detail. Did you ever see a Disney movie in 3-D? No. After inventing talking animals and cryogenics, Walt shunned new technology. But, theater is just like 3D movies, without the funny glasses. Solicitor: Adam & Cybele Paschal 515 Piano Lessons from Susan Friedman Value: $243 Solicitor: Susan Friedman Value: $90 2 half hour piano lessons for a group of up to 3 people. See certificate for details. Is your kid in the school orchestra? Do they forget their instrument like mine does? Well get them on the piano. You don't have to carry that onto the bus... I hope. 516 Piano Lessons from Susan Friedman 2 half hour piano lessons for a group of up to 3 people. See certificate for details. Is your kid in the school orchestra? Do they forget their instrument like mine does? Well get them on the piano. You don't have to carry that onto the bus... I hope. Solicitor: Susan Friedman Value: $90 517 4 Week Dance Class from Hama's Dance Center 1 class for 4 weeks (1 month) for children's classes. Kid's love to dance whether they're in class or not. But i've found that in classes, they don't hit their heads on as much furniture. Save money on emergency room visits. Get 'em out of the house. Solicitor: The Leatart Family Value: $54 518 Child's Group Tennis Lessons from Nikki's Tennis Crew Four group tennis lessons for a child, to be given at Weddington Tennis Center in Studio City. New students only. expires 8/29/08. I've never seen an alien, but we know they're green. Tennis balls are kinda green. I tennis balls turns out to be aliens, wouldn't it be great if your kids could hit them with a tennis racquet? Might save the planet.... Solicitor: Paula Janos Value: $160 519 Mommy & Me Swim Lessons from Jim Herrick Swim School 4 free 30-minute "Mommy & Me" swim lessons for new clients to take between Oct. 1, 2008 and Feb. 28, 2009. Global Warming will flood the planet! Our kids will have to swim to work, swim to school, swim to the store. No, that's good news. You won't have to buy them a car when they're 16. Solicitor: Paula Janos Value: $120 520 Sewing Lessons from Jim & Martha Bissell 3 hrs. of sewing lesson on your own machine. For adult and/or child. Unemployment is up, but... Sweatshops are still hiring! Ever wonder what it would be like to earn 13c an hour? Learn to sew! Solicitor: Bissell Family Value: $150 521 6 Week Dance Lesson from Shall We Dance One 6 week series of dance lessons including Ballroom, Salsa, West Coast Swing, Tango, or any other 6 week class. Kristie Yamaguchi took this course last year. Oh, and she ice danced professionally for 20 years. Solicitor: Linda Waddell Value: $75 522 Brentwood Art Center Gift Cert. from Brentwood Art Center One gift certificate to be used towards class tuition. Space and curriculum permitting. Classes are a great way to get smarter. But, if you want to be President I suggest a shot, a beer, and some bowling. Solicitor: Value: $125 524 Gymnastic Lessons from Fun & Fit Gymnastics Fun & Fit Gymnastics Centers. One month's free gymnastics lessons. See coupon for details. I read somewhere that gymnasts were unable to have children until they quit training. I'm keeping my daughters in gymnastics until they're 30. Solicitor: Shelly Peiken Value: $141 525 4 Disneyland Tickets from Nichole Nichals 4 one day passes to Disneyland or California Adventure. Plus parking pass. Why is it that after a day with the family at the happiest place on earth I want the biggest martini on earth? Solicitor: Nichole Nichals Value: $263 526 Guitar or Piano Lessons from Timothy Weber One month (4 half hr. lessons) of in home guitar or piano lessons. One half hr. lesson, once a week for 4 weeks. All ages welcome. Within 10 miles of WeHo/ Studio City. If music is supposed to soothe the savage beast, how do you explain Motley Cru? Oh yeah, that's not music. Solicitor: Timothy Weber Value: $125 527 2 Tickets to "Reason to be Pretty" from Neil LaBute 2 Tickets to "Reason to be Pretty" at the Lucille Lortel Theaters in New York City during it's run May 14 to July 5, 2008. Let's say your favorite city is New York. Then, let's say your favorite thing is the theater. Also, your favorite month is June. I wonder what would be the perfect thing for you at this auction... hmmm. Solicitor: Plotch Family Value: $118 528 Violin Lesson from Amy Farris One hour free violin lesson from pre-eminent Suzuki violin teacher Amy Farris. 22 years experience. Solicitor: Katie Brennan Value: $60 529 Ellen Degeneres Tickets from Stacy Bauer 2 VIP tickets to attend the Ellen Degeneres show in Los Angeles. Solicitor: Stacy Bauer Value: $200 530 STAR Child Care from Star Education 1 month STAR child care. Student must already be enrolled. Solicitor: Star Education Value: $369 531 Dance Classes from Amy. 5 consecutive classes in ballet, tap, hip hop, jazz, karate, music theater... whatever dance thing you're into, it seems to be here. For kids over 18 months. new student. consecutive classes. If your kids becomes a scientist they could help make the world a better place to live. But, if they become a dancer, they could be on TV with Adam Corrola! Solicitor: Brian Boone/ Mimi Bonetti Value: $85 532 Swim Lessons from Jim Herrick Swim School 4 free 20 minute swim lessons for new clients to take between Oct. 1, 08 through Feb. 28, 09. Solicitor: Paula Janos Value: $100 533 Laugh Factory Tickets from Laugh Factory Four (4) laugh Factory tickets. 2 drink minimum. Solicitor: Levy Family 534 Equinox Gym Pass from Equinox all access pass to any Equinox gym in the US for 1 month. Value: $80 Solicitor: Hakeem Kae-Kazim Value: $495 535 Photo Portrait Session from Leslie Barton Photographic portrait session with prints. 2 hr time limit for session. Solicitor: Leslie barton Value: $950 536 Copywriting or Script Consulting from Words Can Sell 3 hours copywriting, ghostwriting and /or script consulting. Scott... beware.... I am going to buy this.... and next year.... use it, to make you write the catalog....mwaaah... Mwaaah.... MMWWAAAAAAA-HAHAHA! Solicitor: Scott Fields Value: $300 537 Swim Lessons from Linda Drucker 4 swim lessons (30 minutes each) with a very experienced swim instructor. 24 hr. cancellation policy Solicitor: Mindy Danna Value: $120 538 Karate For Kids Classes from Karate 4 Kids USA 3 Karate classes and 1 karate uniform. Solicitor: Mindy Danna Value: $150 539 Karate For Kids Classes from Karate 4 Kids USA 3 Karate classes and 1 karate uniform. Solicitor: Mindy Danna Value: $150 540 Michaelyn Straub Photo Sitting from Michaelyn Straub Photography Black and white photo sitting at your home or nearby park, plus one 8 x 10 hand tinted enlargement. exp. Sept. 08. Solicitor: Value: $385 541 Private Music Lessons from Karen Woods One month of private music lessons! Four sessions at 30 minutes each. One of the following. Piano winds flute clarinet Trumpet, etc. Bearer must provide their own instrument. Solicitor: Karen Woods Value: $160 542 Guitar or Piano Lessons from Timothy Weber One month (4 half hr. lessons) of in home guitar or piano lessons. One half hr. lesson, once a week for 4 weeks. All ages welcome. Within 10 miles of WeHo/ Studio City. If music is supposed to soothe the savage beast, how do you explain Motley Cru? Oh yeah, that's not music. Solicitor: Timothy Weber Value: $125 543 Ballroom Dance Classes from Shall We Dance? 6 week series of ballroom dance classes. 3 locations. Burbank, Hollywood, Laguna Beach. Solicitor: The Tzanetopoulos Family 544 Dance Classes from J. Planeix Value: $75 Solicitor: The Tzanetopoulos Family Value: $50 One month dance classes. New student only, ages 8-11 545 Arclight Passes and Certificate from Arclight Cinema 2 passes and $25 gift certificate for Arclight Hollywood or Sherman Oaks. Solicitor: Akila Chinn Value: $55 Books, Music, and Video 601 Spiderwick Books from Jim & Martha Bissell 2 Spiderwick books signed by both authors. Remember when Shakespeare watched West Side Story and then wrote the play Romeo and Juliet? Movies always inspire great books. So these guys saw the Spiderwick movie and wrote these knock-off books. Good for them. Solicitor: Bissell Family Value: $40 602 Fun With Mommy book and video from Rhonda & Michael Yanover Fun with Mommy & Me book - birth to age 5. Fun with Mommy and Me video set - birth to age 5. Mommy's and babies don't have much in common. They like different music, food, movies, shoes, & clothes. They have different exercise routines and different investment strategies. Mommy and Me stuff will finally bring mommies and babies back together again. Solicitor: Rhonda & Michael Yanover Value: $60 603 The Tudors DVD from Myrtle & Thomas Keefe The complete first season of The Tudors Showtime show. These tutors don't teach math and English after school, they teach about skullduggery and fooling around. I wish my parents got me Tudors instead of tutors. Solicitor: Myrtle & Thomas Keefe Value: $40 604 Signed Book by E. F. Line from Gasser - Brennan Family Signed copy of "The Possum Posse and the Mystery of the Laurel Canyon Cats" by Mr. E.F. Line. Suitable for ages 8-12. Set in Laurel Canyon. When E.F. Line becomes as rich as J.K. Rowling he won't remember you, but you'll remember your signed book, and sell it for a pretty penny on E-Bay. Solicitor: Value: $20 605 Signed Al Gore Book from Book Soup Signed book by Al Gore. "The Assault on Reason." That's right, the inventor of the internet and the inventor of Global Warming. La de dah. I'm an award winning visionary saving the planet. Oh, yeah? Then where’s my solar powered jet pack you genius? Value: Solicitor: The Leatart Family 606 Book For Child from Book Soup Children's book "Let's Go To The Hop." Are you feeling old? Read a book to a kid. It'll make you feel young and smart again. This book is about The Hop. Wasn't that from the 50's? Are you 50? Were you born in the 50's? Uh oh, starting to feel old again. Solicitor: The Leatart Family Value: $17 607 TV Show DVDs from Carolyn & Paul Yanover Lost-3rd season. Desperate Houswives-3rd season. Dirt-1st season. 'till Death-1st season. Pirates of the Caribbean. Nothing make you feel more alive than sitting alone on your couch watching all these other people doing things, talking to people, and otherwise just living life. Solicitor: Yanover Value: $295 608 Video Games from Carolyn & Paul Yanover Nintendo DS Pac-Pix. Game Boy Advance That's So Raven. Nintendo DS Puyo Pop Fever. Game Boy Advance Bardie Magic Pegasus. World of Warcraft Battle chest. I know that the government is using video games to desensitize and train us for neverending war, but... That's So Raven? Is that just to make us angry? Solicitor: Carolyn & Paul Yanover Value: $145 609 Disney Videos from Carolyn & Paul Yanover 8 Children Disney Videos. The scientists are trying to tell us that watching videos doesn't make kids smarter. But it makes your house quieter. Isn't that more important? Solicitor: Carolyn & Paul Yanover Value: $205 610 New Line Gift Set from Alice and Gary Calamar New Line 40th anniversary gift set. 17 films and 1 documentary. Did you get fired by New-Line? Have you run out of New Line merchandise to smash with a hammer? Get this and smash away. Very theraputic. Solicitor: Alice and Gary Calamar Value: $250 611 Hairspray DVDs from Alice and Gary Calamar Hairspray locker gift set. Includes: locker, stickers, 2 discs of movie. Solicitor: Alice and Gary Calamar Value: $75 612 Amoeba Gift Cert and Bag from Amoeba Amoeba $25 gift certificate, music gift bag incl. 2 T-shirts, 2 CDs, 2 bumper stickers, 1 calendar, coupon, fan, and $30 Gift Certificate. After "drummer", "Amoeba Store Clerk" is the scariest boyfriend your daughter could bring home. Solicitor: Aklia's Value: $85 614 "In Style" Books from In Style Magazine 3 books from the "In Style" series. So In Style magazine has put out "In Style" the book? Can't wair for "In Style" The Movie! Solicitor: Price Arana Value: $85 615 Domicilium Decoratus Signed by author from Kelly Wearstuer, Inc General edition Domicilium Decoratus signed by the author. Solicitor: Lena Wald/Jon Fries Value: $50 616 Il Fornaro Gift Card from Il Fornaro $35 gift card and Il Fornaro Pasta book. Solicitor: Nausica Stergion/ Roxanne Gardner Value: $62.50 617 Jonas Brothers CD & Autographs from Jonas Brothers Jonas Brothers cd and DVD and photo signed by the entire band. Solicitor: Shelly Peiken Value: $200 618 Moosewood Restaurant Cookbooks from Gasser-Brennan Family 2 vegetarian cookbooks from the Moosewood Restaurant. "Shrink Your Carbon Footprint" Solicitor: Katie Brennan Value: $50 619 CDs and Book from Jillian Michael 3 CDs and book. Solicitor: Vanessa Marcil Value: $75 620 CDs and Book from Jillian Michael 3 CDs and book. Plus training session. Solicitor: Vanessa Marcil Value: $350 621 Mommies Who Drink & Vodka from Brett Paesel LA Times bestseller "Mommies Who Drink" and Svetka Vodka. Solicitor: Towne Value: $50 622 Celebrity cookbook Package from Rhonda & Michael Yanover Barefoot Contessa, Rachel Ray, Trisha Yearwood, Ingrid Hoffman Solicitor: Rhonda & Michael Yanover Value: $150 Clothing, Jewelry, and Accessories 701 Hautelook.com $100 Credit from Hautelook $100 credit to Hautelook.com. After shopping all day at the mall and browsing through small boutique shops on the boulevard and searching for vintage outfits in trendy second hand shops, wouldn't it be nice to just get home, relax, get on-line... and shop? Solicitor: Lena Wald/Jon Fries Value: $100 702 Trina Turk Gift Certificate from Trina Turk Trina Turk Gift Certificate. Trina Turk has things that can only be described as: Unbelievable! Wow! & Unique! Solicitor: Theresa Raimondi Value: $300 703 Trina Turk handbag from Trina Turk Trina Turk handbag. Solicitor: Theresa Raimondi Value: $495 704 Maternity Robe and Pants from Boob Maternity Maternity terry wrap robe and pants from Boob Maternity. Pregnant women are beautiful and glamorous and have great skin. Best of all, they have great... hmmm, how do I say this without saying boobs?... oops. Shoot. I said boob. Shoot. Did it again. Hey, I didn't start it. Boob Maternity did. Solicitor: Price Arana Value: $185 705 Incamama Sweater from Incamama Incamama sweater. If you know someone who lives in death valley, but used to live on the sun, they'd still need a sweater every day. You know, until they get acclimated. So buy this for your friends visiting earth from the sun. Solicitor: Price Arana Value: $112 706 OmGirl Clothing from OmGirl omGirl clothing. I find naked people interesting to look at, but it's very hard to keep up a conversation with them. An intelligent conversation anyway. So buy these clothes and go talk about nuclear physics or Eastern Philosophies or something. Solicitor: Price Arana Value: $90 707 OmGirl Clothing from OmGirl omGirl clothing. I find naked people interesting to look at, but it's very hard to keep up a conversation with them. An intelligent conversation anyway. So buy these clothes and go talk about nuclear physics or Eastern Philosophies or something. Solicitor: Price Arana Value: $90 708 Tracey Ross Gift Certificate from Tracey Ross Tracey Ross Gift Certificate. Good up to 1 year. Solicitor: Lena Wald/Jon Fries 709 Saffron Bag from Liz Carey/ Bird Value: $500 Solicitor: Lena Wald/Jon Fries Value: $800 Saffron one night stand bag. Ostrich handle. If you're someone who would need a full time "one-night-stand" bag, I'm sure you have $800 in cash on your nightstand right now. 710 Limited Edition T-Shirt from Song Kim High quality premium T-shirt printed with hand drawn Sean Kim picture. T-shirts solve another problem! How do you carry around your favorite art with you? DaVinci used to have to wear the Mona Lisa around his neck on a chain. Why do you think he made it so small? Solicitor: Song Kim Value: $50 711 Limited Edition T-Shirt from Song Kim High quality premium T-shirt printed with hand drawn Sean Kim picture. T-shirts solve another problem! How do you carry around your favorite art with you? DaVinci used to have to wear the Mona Lisa around his neck on a chain. Why do you think he made it so small? Solicitor: Song Kim Value: $50 712 Limited Edition T-Shirt from Song Kim High quality premium T-shirt printed with hand drawn Sean Kim picture. T-shirts solve another problem! How do you carry around your favorite art with you? DaVinci used to have to wear the Mona Lisa around his neck on a chain. Why do you think he made it so small? Solicitor: Song Kim Value: $50 713 Limited Edition T-Shirt from Song Kim High quality premium T-shirt printed with hand drawn Sean Kim picture. T-shirts solve another problem! How do you carry around your favorite art with you? DaVinci used to have to wear the Mona Lisa around his neck on a chain. Why do you think he made it so small? Solicitor: Song Kim Value: $50 714 Limited Edition T-Shirt from Song Kim High quality premium T-shirt printed with hand drawn Sean Kim picture. T-shirts solve another problem! How do you carry around your favorite art with you? DaVinci used to have to wear the Mona Lisa around his neck on a chain. Why do you think he made it so small? Solicitor: Song Kim Value: $50 715 Earring and Necklace set from Gasser - Brennan Family Sterling silver with colored glass inlay earring and necklace set. In leather case and box. For $200 you could get the wife a pretty sweet crock pot. That would make me happy. But I think, I think, the point of buying presents is to make the other person happy. Whatever. Solicitor: Gasser - Brennan Family 716 Ring from XIV Karats Value: $200 Solicitor: Rhonda & Michael Yanover Value: $50 A ring. Jewelry? What do I know about jewelry? My wife tells me what she likes and I buy it for her. Go look at these rings and tell your husband to buy them for you. 717 UFC Clothing and Accessories from Rhonda & Michael Yanover Ultimate Fight Champion knapsack, UFC sweatshirt (1 small, 1 medium), UFC t-shirt, UFC mouse pad, 2 UFC disc holders. Nothing says, "I'm gonna crush your head!" like a mouse pad. The UFC: bringing aggression to the IT world. Solicitor: Rhonda & Michael Yanover 718 Robe and Umbrella from Conde Nast Value: $200 Solicitor: Price Arana Value: $250 Frette Robe and umbrella. Who knew that the woman on your corner with the umbrella and robe wasn't a crazy bag lady, but a cutting edge, high couture, fashion diva. 719 Music Box from Wound & Wound Toy Co Acrbats music box. Back in the Middle Ages people who made music boxes were thought to be witches or wizards. But, then, so were people who could read or who bathed regularly. Solicitor: Rhonda & Michael Yanover 720 Pearl Earrings from Autore USA Value: $60 Solicitor: Kristy Bauer Value: $3,000 10 mm pearl earrings from famed jewelry company "Autore." Set with Sterling silver. I know... mortgage payment, or earrings. Mortgage payment, or earrings... It's a tough call. 721 Coach Handbag from Joey Marshall Coach Handbag. This bag is made from PeTA approved leather. The cow lived a long, happy life, and died of natural causes. Being made into steaks is natural, right? For a cow... Solicitor: Joey Marshall Value: $178 722 J & J Fashion Gift Cert. from J & J Fashion $30 Gift Certificate for women's clothing. If clothes make the man, why don't clothes also make the woman? Oh yeah, because women were made from man's rib, that's right. Solicitor: Jenny Kim Value: $30 723 J & J Fashion Gift Cert. from J & J Fashion $30 Gift Certificate for women's clothing. If clothes make the man, why don't clothes also make the woman? Oh yeah, because women were made from man's rib, that's right. Solicitor: Jenny Kim Value: $30 724 J & J Fashion Gift Cert. from J & J Fashion $30 Gift Certificate for women's clothing. If clothes make the man, why don't clothes also make the woman? Oh yeah, because women were made from man's rib, that's right. Solicitor: Jenny Kim Value: $30 725 J & J Fashion Gift Cert. from J & J Fashion $30 Gift Certificate for women's clothing. If clothes make the man, why don't clothes also make the woman? Oh yeah, because women were made from man's rib, that's right. Solicitor: Jenny Kim Value: $30 726 J & J Fashion Gift Cert. from J & J Fashion $30 Gift Certificate for women's clothing. If clothes make the man, why don't clothes also make the woman? Oh yeah, because women were made from man's rib, that's right. Solicitor: Jenny Kim Value: $30 727 Stuff From Aklia from Aklia's One of a kind beaded key chain by Aklia. 3 pc. accessory set by designer Ingrid Cusson. Incl. guest book, eyeglass case and checkbook cover. Do you already have everything you need? Well, here's the stuff you don't need. Solicitor: Aklia's Value: $190 728 Precious Threads Blouses from Precious Threads Size 1 blouse. Limited edition blouse constructed of Japanese obi and wrapping scarf fabrics. Aren't we all limited editions? Or, do our children make us limitless editions? Is that what immortality really means? Oh wait, blouses. Oh yea, buy a blouse. Solicitor: The Tzanetopoulos Family Value: $125 729 Precious Threads Blouses from Precious Threads Size 1 blouse. Limited edition blouse constructed of Japanese obi and wrapping scarf fabrics. Aren't we all limited editions? Or, do our children make us limitless editions? Is that what immortality really means? Oh wait, blouses. Oh yea, buy a blouse. Solicitor: The Tzanetopoulos Family Value: $125 730 Precious Threads Blouses from Precious Threads Size 1 blouse. Limited edition blouse constructed of Japanese obi and wrapping scarf fabrics. Aren't we all limited editions? Or, do our children make us limitless editions? Is that what immortality really means? Oh wait, blouses. Oh yea, buy a blouse. Solicitor: The Tzanetopoulos Family 732 Ring from XIV Karats Value: $125 Solicitor: Rhonda & Michael Yanover 733 Ring from XIV Karats Value: $50 Solicitor: Rhonda & Michael Yanover 734 Jigsaw Jeans & Tunic from Jigsaw Value: $50 Solicitor: Kelli Atterton Value: $130 A ring. Jewelry? What do I know about jewelry? My wife tells me what she likes and I buy it for her. Go look at these rings and tell your husband to buy them for you. A ring. Jewelry? What do I know about jewelry? My wife tells me what she likes and I buy it for her. Go look at these rings and tell your husband to buy them for you. Jigsaw jeans and black tunic. Size 6/7. Jeans were originally for gold miners. And with the price of gold, prospecting could be a lucrative hobby. Jumpin' Jehosephat, be the best dressed claim jumper in the Yukon Territory. 735 Ron Robinson Gift Certificate from Ron Robinson Gift certificate to the Ron Robinson stones located within Fred Segal Melrose and Fred Segal Santa Monica. Not valid during Annual Sale. I've heard that Ron Robinson has a major set of stones. Go to Fred Segal and check out Ron Robinson's stones. Heh, heh... I said stones. Solicitor: Value: $100 736 Maternity Clothes from Chiarakruza Chiarakruza maternity clothes! Not everyone is pregnant, but you can still use maternity clothes. What if you want to steal a bowling ball or a fish bowl or a football helmet? Solicitor: Price Arana Value: $200 737 Maternity Clothes from Chiarakruza Chiarakruza maternity clothes! Not everyone is pregnant, but you can still use maternity clothes. What if you want to steal a bowling ball or a fish bowl or a football helmet? Solicitor: Price Arana Value: $200 738 Shirts and a Bag from Mary Minser 1 bag and 2 shirts. Are you walking around right now with a bunch of stuff in your hands and no shirt on? Is the guy next to you also not wearing a shirt? Hey, this isn't Coachella. You can grab this right now and pay for it later. Solicitor: Roman Minser 739 Dunia Tops from Mary Minser Value: $100 Solicitor: Roman Minser 740 Sunglasses from Selma Blair Value: $170 Solicitor: De Santo Value: $250 Dunia tops (women's clothing) and 1 bag. Red Dior Sunglasses. People who wear red sunglasses are part of a secret, underground society. They really don't accomplish much except for making fun of people who don't wear red sunglasses... and, they drink a lot. 741 Hand Carved Necklace from Christopher Miller Creations Hand carved bone moon and star necklace by Christopher Miller Creations. Solicitor: Value: $34 742 Suede Wallet from Jimmy Choo "Utah" turquoise shiny calf and suede wallet. You know why a $500 wallet looks so good? It's not full of all that pesky "cash" that makes it so fat and ugly. Solicitor: Lena Wald/Jon Fries Value: $575 743 Scarface T-Shirts and Jeans from Universal 3 t-shirts (xl), 1 T-shirt (lg), 1 dress shirt (lg), embroidered Jeans (38), plush blanket Solicitor: Helen Jorda Value: $200 744 Pink Purse from Diesel Pink leather diesel purse. Solicitor: Teri Levy Value: $150 745 Rings, Necklace, lipstick from Mark Silver rings, lipstick, gloss (Mark cosmetics) gold necklace. Solicitor: Price Arana Value: $75 746 Purse and Ring from Mark Cosmetic purse and ring. Solicitor: Price Arana Value: $50 747 Amber Earrings and Ring Set from Sergei and Yelena Shramkovsky Cherry amber earrings and ring set in sterling silver. Solicitor: Sergei and Yelena Shramkovsky Value: $150 748 Amber Earrings and Ring Set from Sergei and Yelena Shramkovsky Diamond cut amber earrings and ring set in sterling silver. Solicitor: Sergei and Yelena Shramkovsky 749 Reebok Sports Jacket from Selma Blair Value: $150 Solicitor: De Santo Value: $100 Reebok black women's sports jacket. Size small. 750 Pair of Paige Premium Denim from Paige Premium Denim Gift Certificate for one par of the hottest jeans on Robertson Blvd. Paige Premium Denim can be found in the top department stores and boutiques around the world. Get yourself a pair of PPD jeans in your choice of style. Remember how you could take a pair of Levis to Russia, and trade them for Vodka and those furry hats? Well these days, you can take a pair of PPD jeans to Uzbekistan and trade them for a wife, and some yellow cake uranium. Solicitor: Dan & Millie Wilson Value: $200 751 Gathered Collar Coat from Elaine Kim The Gathered Collar Coat in pewter wool boule by designer Elaine Kim. From the upcoming Fall 2008 collection. SIze 6. Solicitor: The Seireeni Family Value: $565 752 Pink Martini Signed T-Shirt from Pink Martini newest Pink Martini T-shirt signed by all members of the eclectic, Harvard originated band. Solicitor: Joan Abu Bakir Value: $25 753 Departures Package from Departures Magazine Travel pillow, umbrella, leather photo album. Solicitor: Price Arana Value: $50 754 Lena Wald Necklace from Lena Wald Lena Wald white gold and diamond peace sign necklace. Solicitor: Lena Wald/Jon Fries Value: $325 755 Lena Wald Necklace from Lena Wald Lena Wald yellow gold & diamond peace sign necklace. Solicitor: Lena Wald/Jon Fries Value: $325 756 Lena Wald Large necklace from Lena Wald Lena Wald large yellow gold peace sign necklace. Solicitor: Lena Wald/Jon Fries Value: $400 757 Lena Wald Earrings from Lena Wald Lena Wald yellow gold spike earrings. Solicitor: Lena Wald/Jon Fries Value: $350 758 Lena Wald necklace from Lena Wald Lena Wald yellow gold "Protect Mother Earth" necklace. Solicitor: Lena Wald/Jon Fries 759 Boob Minidress from Boob Maternity Value: $700 Solicitor: Boob Maternity Value: $160 Boob mini dress and fleece turtle neck. 760 Saddle bag. from Charlie Lapson saddle bag. Solicitor: Value: $50 761 Suzanne Sommers Tote from Suzanne Sommers Suzanne Sommers Tote, beauty products jewelry, books, wrap Solicitor: Laura Turkel Value: $250 Home Improvement 801 Roseark Gift certificate from Kathy Rose One black hand carved ebony star (value $75) and a $100 gift certificate to Roseark (value...well, $100) I would buy this star and tell people I don't like that it came from space and it might have tiny, alien pilots still inside. Then, people I don't like would run screaming from my house. Solicitor: Lena Wald/Jon Fries 802 DVD Player from Crazy Gideion's Value: $175 Solicitor: Kristen Bonavida Value: $60 Magnavox DVD player. If you don't own a DVD player because you got burned on the Beta vs. VHS thing, now's the time to get back at that stupid VHS format. Buy their DVD player and hammer the last nail in the VHS coffin. DVD's rule! DVD's will be around forever!... Hey, HD. I wonder what that is? 803 Flicka Gift Card from Flicka $25 Gift Card to Flicka. The gift card that keeps on giving. I don't know what Flicka is, but when you re-gift this card just say "Isn't Flicka just the best?!" Then, when they re-gift it, they'll say the same thing. Solicitor: Lenore Zerman Value: $25 804 Turntable with USB from Turntable with USB interface. digitizes your old vinyl records. This thing looks stupid. I bet it doesn't work. What kind of idiot would bid on this. Dumb, dumb, dumb. A complete waste of time and money... oh yeah, come to poppa. Solicitor: Claire & Jordan Hawley 806 Tuffet Barstool from Krohndesignn Value: $250 Solicitor: Lisa Krohn Value: $750 One 26" tall Tuffet barstool. Ideally suited for a 36" counter. Tuffet stool has foam in between layers of solid European Birch multi-ply plywood and so flexes with the movement of the sitter. Whoever sits on this won't be ordering well drinks, that's for sure. 807 Home Office Consultation from Rose Room Consulting One hour consultation at your home office to identify organizational problems and develop realistic solutions. My goal is to help you be efficient and comfortable in your home office. Sessions beyond one hour will be charged at an hourly rate. You know what would make me comfortable in my home office? If my home office were not at home. Solicitor: The Tzanetopoulos Family Value: $40 808 Plates, Bowls, Placemats from Emily Green Placemats, plates, bowls and doodle sticks. I know you think I just added "doodle sticks" to be a goofball, but I didn't. They're really there. I don't know what there are either. I just wrote what was on the page. Go look at them and tell me what you see. Solicitor: Emily Green Value: $300 809 Mahogany Dresser from Environment Furniture Laurel Four Dresser made of mahogany and Peroba. Modern, gorgeous! Solicitor: Maria Lennon & David Berruto 810 Teak Table from The Dock Downtown Value: $2,995 63" round outdoor teak table. C'mon, that'll fit in your Prius, won't it? Solicitor: Julie & Steven Frank Value: $500 811 Melamine Plates from The Dock Downtown 8 Thomas Paul melamine plates. Solicitor: Julie & Steven Frank 812 3 Pink Pillows from The Dock Downtown Value: $80 Solicitor: Julie & Steven Frank 814 Radio from Feldmar Watch Co Value: $200 Solicitor: Mindy Danna 815 Rody from Plastica Value: $40 Solicitor: Mindy Danna 816 Rug from Mark Mothersbaugh Value: $52 Solicitor: mark mothersbaugh & Anita Greenspan 817 Rug from Mark Mothersbaugh Value: $250 Three Pink Pillows (as seen at Anthropologie) Not to be confused with Madonna's original male back-up dancers, these are actually pillows. Radio "Rody." Seriously. That's all that is written on the sheet. I don't know what Plastica or "Rody" is. My guess is that it's a roadrunner made out of plastic. Rug Rug Solicitor: mark mothersbaugh & Anita Value: $250 Greenspan 818 Landscape consulting from Smith Family Landscape consultation by a landscape designer . Will trouble shoot problems and create a conceptual landscape plan with a usable plant palette. Exp Aug. 31, 2008 Solicitor: Alexander Smith Value: $250 Mind and Body 901 Hair Consult and Treatment from Salon Duarte Thorough consultation to determine shape & style. Hair analysis for Kerastase conditioning treatment and blow style. Please call to book appt. Ever wonder what the atomic weight of your hair is? Stephen Hawking is on a video conference call during your procedure. Solicitor: Eva Duarte Value: $185 902 Color and & Styling at Home from Mark Gray Freelance Hairstylist comes to your house. Supplies color service (highlights, or base color) and styling service. Please call for appointment. Expires 10/08.Since my cleaning lady was cheaper, and she's already at my house, I had her cut my hair last week. Yeah. The hair should cover the scars, but the doctor bills and the hats I had to buy really made it seem like a bad idea in retrospect. Solicitor: Jenifer Gruskoff & Jeje Meisinger 903 Haircut and Styling from Fresher Studio Value: $350 Solicitor: Jenifer Gruskoff & Jeje Meisinger 904 Eyebrow Arch from Karen Scott Value: $175 haircut and Styling. Less is more. Try less hair. Expires May 2009. A free eyebrow waxing/ arch and one tube of lip plump. Did you just find out about a surprise party someone was planning for you? How do you pretend to act surprised? Big, crazy eyebrows, that's how! Solicitor: Jeanne Meisinger/Jenifer Gruskoff Value: $35 905 2 Personal Training Sessions from Christopher Lane Two personal training sessions with celebrity trainer Christopher Lane. Last year Christopher's clients graced the covers of Maxim, Glamour, and Abercrombie & Fitch as well as winning a Grammy, Golden Globe, Emmy, and People's choice award. Christopher has 8 years experience and will train you at an exclusive Beverly Hills facility. Instead of working out, I just Photoshop my head onto pictures of Matthew McConaughey's body. No Grammy's yet, but I'm in US magazine a lot. Solicitor: Karen Evans Viscomi Value: $200 906 One Month of Pilates from Pilates Plus One month unlimited to Pilates Plus Beverly Hills. Expires 12/08. 30 years ago, who would have thought that a professional body builder would be the governor of California. That just means that 30 years from now a professional pilates instructor will be governor. Go suck up to the future governor and suggest a tax credit for Wonderland parents. Solicitor: Therese Raimondi Value: $300 907 Stila Cosmetics from Stila Stila cosmetics. I saw this famous actress once and she wasn't wearing any make up (let's just call her Terri Hatcher). Well she looked like a bag lady. Don't be a bag lady. Put on some make-up and be a sexy movie star. Solicitor: Price Arana Value: $125 908 Stila Cosmetics from Stila Stila cosmetics. I saw this famous actress once and she wasn't wearing any make up (let's just call her Terri Hatcher). Well she looked like a bag lady. Don't be a bag lady. Put on some make-up and be a sexy movie star. Solicitor: Price Arana Value: $125 909 Body Soul Workout from Body & Soul Workout Good for 5 classes. Expires 12/31/08. This whole "exercise is good for you" idea is still very popular. Just in case it's true, you should give it a try. Solicitor: Beron family Value: $90 910 3 Private Exercise Sessions from Harmony Studios 3 private sessions. 1 pilates, 1 gyrotonic, and 1 GST. George W Bush told me that pilates, gyrotonic, and GST were the wrong things to do. That automatically makes them the right thing to do. Do the right thing. Solicitor: Beron family Value: $234 911 Mark Cosmetics from Mark Mark Cosmetics. Solicitor: Price Arana Value: $66 912 Mark Cosmetics from Mark Mark Cosmetics. Solicitor: Price Arana Value: $66 914 Kinara Facial Kit from Kinara Spa Kinara's "Red carpet facial Kit". Bad news: Botox attacks your brain. Good news: Facials only attack your wallet. Solicitor: Jennifer Gruskaff Value: $145 915 Acupuncture or Herbal Treatment from Dr. Marsha Connor One consultation and treatment for acupuncture or herbal medicine. I stepped on a needle once and it hurt like crazy. But, if I had an acupuncture degree, I wouldn't have even felt it. I have also experimented with herbs in college. I was pretty good at it. I would still go to Dr. Connor instead of me for these treatments. Solicitor: Mimi McCracken Value: $125 916 Pilates Lesson from Cheryl Montelle One Pilates Lesson. Pilates was created by a German dancer. How manly can that exercise be? Well, boxing was created by a Greek waitress, and weight lifting was created by a Russian seamstress. So, pilates might just make you a beast after all. Solicitor: The Leatart Family 917 Manicure from Jessicas Nails Value: $75 Solicitor: Lenore Zerman Value: $24 Manicure. Before I was married, and I actually cared how I looked, and I thought about getting a manicure once. Rumor has it that women, even after they're married, care how they look! I know. Crazy, right? If you care, manicure. 918 A Week of Workouts from Kylie Delre A week of workouts (3 sessions) includes physical evaluation, working through and formatting an esy to follow program, and renew nutrition. Expires 3 month, within 20 miles of North Hollywood. You should workout. But who wants to workout forever? Workout for a week? Perfect! Solicitor: Paula Janos 919 Haircut from Leanne Citrone Value: $225 Solicitor: Lenore Zerman Value: $250 Gift Certificate for one haircut. Imagine that the girl at Supercuts cuts your hair 25 times. That just means you've looked ridiculous for 5 years. C'mon, look good now! Not ridiculous 5 years from now. 920 Voda Spa gift Certificate from Voda Spa One complimentary entry to Voda Spa to enjoy our saunas, Jacuzzi, swimming pool, and Russian banyas. Sweating in your car, in the sun, in a Wal-Mart parking lot, is gross. Doing the same thing at Voda Spa, is luxurious. Solicitor: Jeanne Meisinger/Jenifer Gruskoff Value: $50 921 Private Pilates Lessons from Pilates by The Park Two Private pilates lessons. I wonder if you can use these lessons on a pet. Pilates for dogs. It is Los Angeles. I haven't heard a crazy idea in a couple months. This could be the next, big, crazy thing. Solicitor: Jeanne Meisinger/Jenifer Gruskoff 922 Pilates Lessons from Karin Wandner Value: $150 Two private pilates lessons. Honestly, I've never done pilates. There seem to be a lot of pilates classes in the action. But, when I meet someone who's a pilates instructor, she's usually pretty hot. So, I'm sure it works. Solicitor: Jeanne Meisinger/Jenifer Gruskoff Value: $150 923 Ruby and Millie Make up from Sadie Peragine Selection of 10 + cosmetic items from British makeup range Ruby and Millie. Anyone here planning on living on the moon? Well, there's no Rite-Aid there so you'll have to bring a years worth of cosmetics. 10 cosmetic items? That sounds like a year do me, I know it was only a weekend for Tammy Faye Baker. Solicitor: Millie Kendall Value: $200 924 Haircolor and Cut from Frederic Fekkai Salon Hair color with Kadi and Haircut with stylist. Whether your hair is a Datsun B210 or a Porsche 911, making it look good takes more than a neighborhood car wash. This is like a detail package for your head. You can leave your car in a parking garage, but you bring your head everywhere. Solicitor: Price Arana Value: $500 925 Brow & Lip Wax from Smile Brow and Lip Wax. They're predicting brown outs this summer. If the power goes out at your house, wouldn't it be great to be abel to stick a wick in your waxy brow or lips and light the way with your brand new candle face? Solicitor: Price Arana Value: $33 926 Creams and Lotions from Beverly Hills Beauty Supply $100 worth of creams, lotion, oil, bathgel, etc. Don't be intimidated. $100 worth of cream from the 99c store is a lot of cream. But this is Bevrly Hills cream. It's probably going to all fit in your purse. Solicitor: Kelley Kreidman 927 Facial from Viaderma Skin Care Value: $100 Solicitor: The Leatart Family Value: $135 Conditioning Facial. Don't buy this for yourself, that would be selfish. Buy this for your husband, he'll tell you he doesn't want it, he'll give it back to you... bingo... guilt free facial. 928 Chinese Medicine and Acupuncture from Dr. Arastouzadeh Complete Chinese Medicine evaluation and first visit for acupuncture. Sure, lots of tiny needles will make you feel good, but I had knee surgery once and they had one, BIG, needle that ended up feeling REALLY good. Solicitor: Winton Rothermich 929 Acupuncture from Carol Matthieu Value: $125 Gift certificate for one free consultation and acupuncture treatment. Valid through June 30, 2008. Have you heard of the new eye acupuncture? They stick needles in your eyes and it helps you remember things. No wait, that's called torture. I mean enhanced interrogation. Solicitor: Value: $150 930 Grand Spa Gift Certificate from Grand Spa $120 to Grand Spa. Spas are always so warming. Maybe TOO warming. Are they warm enough to warm... THE GLOBE? Get in quick before Al Gore finds out this cause and effect correlation. Solicitor: Woo Jung Cho 931 Massage from Jann Mahoney Value: $120 An individual massage by Jann Mahoney. I know you've got a couple drinks in you right now so you're feeling pretty relaxed, but think about Thursday afternoon. Remember how tense you were? Get this for next Thursday. Solicitor: Jann Mahoney 932 Massage from Jann Mahoney Value: $75 Solicitor: Jann Mahoney Value: $75 An individual massage by Jann Mahoney. I know you've got a couple drinks in you right now so you're feeling pretty relaxed, but think about Thursday afternoon. Remember how tense you were? Get this for next Thursday. 933 Bone Marrow Cream from Mariana Chicet Bone marrow cream and Emollient cleanser. Occasionally my bone marrow feels a little dry, but I didn't know there was a cream for it. And honestly, we should all clean our Emollients more often. Solicitor: Mariana Chicet Value: $55 934 Bone Marrow Cream from Chicet. Bone marrow cream and Emollient cleanser. Occasionally my bone marrow feels a little dry, but I didn't know there was a cream for it. And honestly, we should all clean our Emollients more often. Solicitor: Mariana Chicet Value: $55 935 Bone Marrow Cream from Chicet. Bone marrow cream and Emollient cleanser. Occasionally my bone marrow feels a little dry, but I didn't know there was a cream for it. And honestly, we should all clean our Emollients more often. Solicitor: Mariana Chicet Value: $55 936 Bone Marrow Cream from Chicet. Bone marrow cream and Emollient cleanser. Occasionally my bone marrow feels a little dry, but I didn't know there was a cream for it. And honestly, we should all clean our Emollients more often. Solicitor: Mariana Chicet Value: $55 937 Haircut and/or highlights from Juan Juan Salon Haircut with Amanda and single process or Half highlights with Jeremy for a total of $250. Non-transferable, new clients only, 24 hour cancellation policy. Eskimos have a thousand words for snow, but zero words for haircut. Because they wear hats all the time. even to bed. That might not be true, but it should be. Solicitor: Teri Levy Value: $250 938 Burke Williams Robe and Oils from West Hollywood Burke Williams Burke Williams robe. Kneipp bath oil collection. Spa slippers and accessories. Solicitor: Claire & Jordan Hawley 939 Facial from Viaa Rapaport Value: $160 Solicitor: Kelley Kreidman Value: $75 Facial. 940 Organic Sampler Basket from The Green Cradle Body care/home care $50 Gift Certificate. Solicitor: Mimi McCracken Value: $50 941 Haircut, Blow Dry, & Facial from The Bungalow & Indo Studio Haircut, Blow dry, and Facial. Solicitor: Kelley Kreidman Value: $170 942 Amadeus Spa Gift Certificate from Amadeus Spa $150 gift certificate for services at Amadeus spa. C'mon Sloans, I'm trying to finish this catalog and your donation isn't speeding things up. Solicitor: the Sloan Family Value: $150 943 Spa Certificates from Ji-Young Kim 24 hour day spa certificate in Korea Town. For women only. Good for 1 year. Solicitor: Ji-Young Kim Value: $120 944 Zumba Fitness Classes from Shawnee Rioles Two - 5 class passes to Zumba Fitness classes. Zumba is a Latin inspired dance fitness program. Solicitor: Nicolas Rioles Value: $100 945 Allure Pampering Basket from Kelly Atterton Allure pampering basket. A selection of the best hair, skin, anti-aging and beauty products on the market today. Solicitor: Lena Wald/Jon Fries 946 Herbs from Mirae Medical Center Value: $1,000 Solicitor: Andrew Kim 947 Herbs from Mirae Medical Center Value: $250 Solicitor: Andrew Kim 948 Herbs from Mirae Medical Center Value: $250 Solicitor: Andrew Kim 949 Herbs from Mirae Medical Center Value: $250 Solicitor: Andrew Kim Value: $250 Diet-Herb or any other herb. Hey, I'm thinkin' what you're thinkin'. $250 for "herbs" from a "medical center." Awesome. Diet-Herb or any other herb. Hey, I'm thinkin' what you're thinkin'. $250 for "herbs" from a "medical center." Awesome. Diet-Herb or any other herb. Hey, I'm thinkin' what you're thinkin'. $250 for "herbs" from a "medical center." Awesome. Diet-Herb or any other herb. Hey, I'm thinkin' what you're thinkin'. $250 for "herbs" from a "medical center." Awesome. 950 Eyebrow Wax or Tweeze from Allen Edwards Salon Eyebrow wax or tweeze. Solicitor: Sabina Mintz Value: $35 951 Express Facial from Allen Edwards Salon Express Facial. Solicitor: Sabina Mintz Value: $55 952 Acupucture, Massage, Pilates Certificate from B. H. Posture & Rehab Acupuncture, Massage, and one private pilates session. Solicitor: Kelley Kreidman 953 Haircut from Amy Edwards Value: $250 Solicitor: Brian Boone/ Mimi Bonetti Value: $80 A haircut with Amy Edwards at Allen Edwards Salon (now called The Salon). 954 Ruby and Millie Make up from Sadie Peragine Selection of 10 + cosmetic items from British makeup range Ruby and Millie. Anyone here planning on living on the moon? Well, there's no Rite-Aid there so you'll have to bring a years worth of cosmetics. 10 cosmetic items? That sounds like a year do me, I know it was only a weekend for Tammy Faye Baker. Solicitor: Millie Kendall Value: $200 955 Ruby and Millie Make up from Sadie Peragine Selection of 10 + cosmetic items from British makeup range Ruby and Millie. Anyone here planning on living on the moon? Well, there's no Rite-Aid there so you'll have to bring a years worth of cosmetics. 10 cosmetic items? That sounds like a year do me, I know it was only a weekend for Tammy Faye Baker. Solicitor: Millie Kendall Value: $200 956 Ruby and Millie Make up from Sadie Peragine Selection of 10 + cosmetic items from British makeup range Ruby and Millie. Anyone here planning on living on the moon? Well, there's no Rite-Aid there so you'll have to bring a years worth of cosmetics. 10 cosmetic items? That sounds like a year do me, I know it was only a weekend for Tammy Faye Baker. Solicitor: Millie Kendall Value: $200 961 Neova Beauty Products from Karen Rayner Neova beauty products gift basket. Solicitor: Kelley Kreidman Value: $760 962 Acupucture, Massage, Pilates Certificate from B. H. Posture & Rehab Acupuncture, Massage, and one private pilates session. Solicitor: Kelley Kreidman Value: $250 963 Acupucture, Massage, Pilates Certificate from B. H. Posture & Rehab Acupuncture, Massage, and one private pilates session. Solicitor: Kelley Kreidman Value: $250 964 Acupucture, Massage, Pilates Certificate from B. H. Posture & Rehab Acupuncture, Massage, and one private pilates session. Solicitor: Kelley Kreidman Value: $250 965 Kim Sun Young Gift Certificates from Kim Sun Young Beauty Salon $60 gift certificate. Solicitor: Cecilia Lee Value: $60 966 Kim Sun Young Gift Certificates from Kim Sun Young Beauty Salon $60 gift certificate. Solicitor: Cecilia Lee Value: $60 967 Kim Sun Young Gift Certificates from Kim Sun Young Beauty Salon $60 gift certificate. Solicitor: Cecilia Lee Value: $60 968 Kim Sun Young Gift Certificates from Kim Sun Young Beauty Salon $60 gift certificate. Solicitor: Cecilia Lee Value: $60 969 Kim Sun Young Gift Certificates from Kim Sun Young Beauty Salon $60 gift certificate. Solicitor: Cecilia Lee Value: $60 971 Neiges Parfum from Neiges Parfum Solicitor: Value: $50 972 Citrus facial from Jurlique Citrus facial. Solicitor: Cassey Croel Value: $130 973 Chiropractic Treatments from Khalsa Chiropractic consultation and 3 chiropractic treatments. Solicitor: Khalsa Chiropractic Value: $175 Kidstuff 1002 family Guy, Simpsons Merchendise from 20th Century Fox TV Family Guy & Simpsons Merchandise & DVDs. More proof that we evolved from cartoons. These items were carbon dated to 6000 BC. Notice the uncanny resemblance between Bart and your little monster. Eeeerie. Solicitor: UnJu Park Value: $200 1004 Baby Items from Rhonda & Michael Yanover 2 baby washclothes. 3 month boy sleeper, 3 month girl sleeper, boy swaddle, girl swaddle. Newly married couple love to procreate... from what I remember anyway. Cut to the chase with your next wedding gift. i officially sanction this as a combination wedding/baby shower gift. Let me know how that goes over. Solicitor: Rhonda & Michael Yanover Value: $178 1005 Skip Hop Diaper Bag from Mimi McCraken Skip Hop diaper bag filled with diaper changing pad, Noo noo blanket, safe sippy, baby book & two travel pillow animals. It's a well known Amish tradition that when a baby is born, the entire community gathers together and builds a diaper bag out of wooden planks. And the women make hundreds of tiny patch work quilted diapers. Man I wish that were true. That would be crazy looking. Solicitor: PLotch Family Value: $250 1006 Backpack, jacket, key ring, bandana from Jim & Martha Bissel Animal Planet Backpack, Jacket, key ring and bandana. Ever notice that the planet is mostly rocks and water but animals get all the press. Where's the Rock Planet merchandise or the Water Planet stuff? A rock never tried to bite me. Water, on the other hand, did try to drown me one time. Solicitor: Jim & Martha Bissel Value: $100 1007 Nintendo DS Games from Activision 4 Nintendo DS games. Spiderman, Shrek, Sea World, I Spy. Solicitor: Lena Wald/Jon Fries 1008 Wii Games from Activision Value: $100 Solicitor: Lena Wald/Jon Fries Value: $80 Wii games. Monster Jam and Downhill jam. 1009 Simpson's Backpack with Stuff from Simpson’s backpack filled with t-shirt, notebooks, pens, DVD, Video games (both DS and PS3). Solicitor: Alison Wallace Value: $80 1010 Booster Seat from Juvenile Shop One Compass booster car seat. Solicitor: Mimi McCracken 1011 Neopets from Neopets, Inc. Value: $95 Solicitor: Mitchell Kamarck 1012 Neopets from Neopets, Inc. Value: $50 Solicitor: Mitchell Kamarck Value: $50 Gift bag including Neopets plushies, Neopets magazine, Neopets Neocash card ($10), stickers/ Gift bag including Neopets plushies, Neopets magazine, Neopets Neocash card ($10), stickers/ 1013 Zing! Board Game from barnes & noble Board game Zing! The bewitching storytelling game. Great for ages 8 to 108! C'mon, did you ever play a board game with a 108 year old? They are TERRIBLE! Always talking about The Depression and their bowel movements. They can't roll their own dice, you have to read everything to them over and over again, they take naps constantly. You thought your 8 year old had a short attention span. I'd put the cut off at 68, tops. Solicitor: Katie Brennan 1015 Doll from Bissell Family Value: $25 Solicitor: Bissell Family 1016 Doll from Bissell Family Value: $25 Solicitor: Bissell Family 1017 Doll from Bissell Family Value: $25 Angel, Ken as Henry Higgins, Seymore Mann doll of wedding girl, Solicitor: Bissell Family 1022 Doll from Bissell Family Value: $60 Solicitor: Bissell Family 1023 Doll from Bissell Family Value: $120 Solicitor: Bissell Family Value: $95 Belly dancer, baby doll. 1024 Baby Sparewear Travel Case from Babyspareware 2 baby sparewear travel case . Use as pencil case, travel , or baby clothes. Solicitor: Louis & Veronica Milito Value: $32 1025 Baby Sparewear Travel Case from Babyspareware 2 baby sparewear travel case . Use as pencil case, travel , or baby clothes. Solicitor: Louis & Veronica Milito Value: $32 1026 Baby Spareware clothes from Babyspareware One screen printed tee and 2 solid separates for quick and simple changes. size 6 mo - 12 mo. Solicitor: Louis & Veronica Milito 1028 Jorda-Palooza! from Helen Jorda Value: $52 Solicitor: Helen Jorda Value: $50 Curious George - Toddler boy basket. 1029 Jorda-Palooza! from Helen Jorda Curious George - Toddler girl basket. Solicitor: Helen Jorda Value: $50 1030 Jorda-Palooza! from Helen Jorda CG - GIrl t-shirt, socks, PJ boxers. Solicitor: Helen Jorda 1031 Jorda-Palooza! from Helen Jorda CG - I heart Tumbling Discovery toy Value: $50 Solicitor: Helen Jorda Value: $25 1032 Jorda-Palooza! from Helen Jorda CG - Plush blanket and Nighty Night toy Solicitor: Helen Jorda Value: $50 1033 Jorda-Palooza! from Helen Jorda CG - TIn drum, Jack-in-box, plush toy Solicitor: Helen Jorda Value: $50 1034 Jorda-Palooza! from Helen Jorda Land Before Time Basket - game, videos, books and plush toys. Solicitor: Helen Jorda Value: $75 1035 Jorda-Palooza! from Helen Jorda 6 DVDs - Discover your kids new favorite movies. Solicitor: Helen Jorda Value: $75 1036 Curious George Basket from Room 3 Curious George suitcase and journal. Enjoy George's adventures and mischief documented by Room 3. Solicitor: Ms. Toppino Value: $300 1037 Shrek Gift basket from Dreamworks/Wilson family Bring the fun of Shrek home to your little ogres! Gift basket includes toys, videogames, and DVDs. Not a lot of people know this, but Ogres don't speak English, so Shrek was actually played by a Leprechaun with a glandular problem. Solicitor: Dan & Millie Wilson Value: $100 1038 Guitar Hero with Face Plate from Activision Guitar Hero Guitar with face plate. Solicitor: Dan & Millie Wilson Value: $100 1039 Guitar Hero with Face Plate from Activision Guitar Hero Guitar with face plate. Solicitor: Dan & Millie Wilson Value: $100 1040 Guitar Hero with Face Plate from Activision Guitar Hero Guitar with face plate. Solicitor: Dan & Millie Wilson 1041 PSP Package from Activision Value: $100 Solicitor: Dan & Millie Wilson Value: $150 3 games. 1042 XBox 360 Games from Activision XBox 360 package of 3 games. Solicitor: Dan & Millie Wilson Value: $150 1043 High School Musical Basket from Walt Disney High School Musical basket. DVDs, CDs T-shirt, books, towell, umbrella. Solicitor: Nicole Nichols 1044 XGames Package from X Games Value: $150 X Games package. Solicitor: Value: $100 1045 Baby Items from Rhonda & Michael Yanover 2 baby washclothes. 3 month boy sleeper, 3 month girl sleeper, boy swaddle, girl swaddle. Newly married couple love to procreate... from what I remember anyway. Cut to the chase with your next wedding gift. i officially sanction this as a combination wedding/baby shower gift. Let me know how that goes over. Solicitor: Rhonda & Michael Yanover Value: $178 1046 Yellow Balloon Haircut from The Yellow Balloon one free child's haircut and one free first time parent with purchase of highlights or color. Solicitor: The Postman Family 1117 Mutants Print from Mark Mothersbaugh Value: $25 Solicitor: mark mothersbaugh & Anita Greenspan Value: $500 Beautiful Mutants Print by Mark mothersbaugh All About Art 1102 Sean Kim Oil Printing from Song Kim Framed oil printing drawn by Sean Kim. Are you as sick of elephants painting pictures as I am? Buying this human drawn art will send a message to all elephants. Quit painting and stick to making ivory. Solicitor: Song Kim Value: $400 1103 Sean Kim Oil Printing from Song Kim Framed oil printing drawn by Sean Kim. Are you as sick of elephants painting pictures as I am? Buying this human drawn art will send a message to all elephants. Quit painting and stick to making ivory. Solicitor: Song Kim Value: $400 1104 Sean Kim Drawing from Song Kim Artistic drawing by Sean Kim. Remember what I said about elephants? That goes double for cats! Solicitor: Song Kim Value: $400 1105 Sean Kim Drawing from Song Kim Artistic drawing by Sean Kim. Remember what I said about elephants? That goes double for cats! Solicitor: Song Kim Value: $400 1106 Room 1 Children's Portraits from Levy & Fries Family a precious collection of artwork by the kindergarten children of Room 1 accompanied by photographic portraits of each artist compiled in a bound book. The kids in kindergarten room 1 are cute, but did you know they were heavily recruited from preschool around the country. Value: Solicitor: Levy & Fries Family 1107 Artistic Skate Decks from Supreme 3 unique skate decks painted by Marilyn Minter. These skateboards are sold as a set and cannot be separated in order to maintain true integrity of the art. Solicitor: Rosa Diaz Value: $400 1108 Kit Kraft Gift Certificate from Kit Kraft Gift certificate to Kit Kraft. Exp. 4/30/09. If Kit Kraft were built on an Indian burial ground it would be full of cool ghosts and zombies and spirits. I don't think it is, but that would be cool. Solicitor: Albert Gasser 1109 Painting from James Scanlon Value: $25 Solicitor: James Scanlon 1110 Painting from James Scanlon Value: $400 Solicitor: James Scanlon Value: $400 A painting. I'm sure it's nice. I haven't found anyone who's seen it yet. It's gotta be here somewhere. Look at item 1109. Is that a painting? Well then, that's the 9" x 12" oil on canvas paintings. Painted by James Scanlon. Framed by james Scanlon. I didn't notice the words "digital" or "Photoshop" in the description. It's a mystery as to how these "paintings" are created. A painting. I'm sure it's nice. I haven't found anyone who's seen it yet. It's gotta be here somewhere. Look at item 1110. Is that a painting? Well then, that's the one.9" x 12" oil on canvas paintings. Painted by James Scanlon. Framed by James Scanlon. I didn't notice the words "digital" or "Photoshop" in the description. It's a mystery as to how these "paintings" are created. 1111 Sleeping Bag from James Scanlon Limited edition Disney "Enchanted" sleeping bag. Solicitor: James Scanlon Value: $50 1112 Sleeping Bag from James Scanlon Limited edition Disney "Enchanted" sleeping bag. Solicitor: James Scanlon Value: $50 1113 Disney Production Cell from Jean Gillmore Walt Disney Production cel from the animated short, "The Prince and the Pauper" - Traditional animation. 1992 Solicitor: Bissell Family Value: $150 1114 Herman Leonard Photo from Herman Leonard Herman Leonard photo of Duke Ellington. Solicitor: Price Arana Value: $1,400 1115 2 Graphite Drawings from Audrey Paesel Graphite drawings by award winning artist Audrey Paesel. Solicitor: Towne Value: $150 1116 Personal Portrait from Trish Moreno-Alioto Portrait (one head) expertly drawn in charcoal pencil on archival paper by artist Trish Moreno. 18" x 24". Exp. 9/30/08. See sample. Solicitor: Alioto Family Value: $1,800 All About Sports 1201 Adult Tennis Camp Weekend from Brady Tennis Camp Adult Tennis Camp Weekend for one. Not including lodging. Are you single? Do you want to pretend you are? Adult tennis camp weekend has crazy single person written all over it. Solicitor: Teri Levy Value: $250 1202 4 Dodger Tickets from Tammie & Marc Moore 4 Dodger tickets with parking. Monday, June 2, 08 at 7:10. Dodgers v. Rockies. When America imported baseball from the Dominican Republic, I never thought it would catch on. 5 years later... Los Angeles has a team! Solicitor: Tammie & Marc Moore Value: $200 1203 4 Dodger Tickets from Tammie & Marc Moore 4 Dodger tickets with parking. Monday, June 2, 08 at 7:10. Dodgers v. Rockies. When America imported baseball from the Dominican Republic, I never thought it would catch on. 5 years later... Los Angeles has a team! Solicitor: Tammie & Marc Moore Value: $200 1204 Autographed Alex Rodriguez Children's Book from Dane Marshall Children’s book "Out of the Ballpark" signed by author Alex Rodriguez - NY Yankees. Special edition baseball card included. You know the economy is bad when A-Rod needs to supplement his income by writing children's books. Value: Solicitor: Dane & Joey Marshall 1205 Shaquille O'Neal Autograph from Shaquille O'Neal Autograph. Does spell checker always think you're misspelling Shaquille? Send Microsoft this autograph as proof and tell them to fix their stupid software. Value: Solicitor: Lia Gregg 1206 Self Defense & Meditation from Eric S. Kingston 1 private one-on-one self-defense lesson and meditation of approximately 1 1/2 hours in length. Each lesson includes practical applications in stand-up, weaponry and ground work. Instructor, Eric Kingston, has 36 years of experience in multiple systems of both internal and external martial arts self-defense and meditation. Solicitor: Sabina Mintz Value: $120 1207 Tennis Lesson from Ojakian Tennis 1 One hour tennis lesson. Solicitor: Teri Levy Value: $75 1208 Golf at El Caballero Country Club from El Cabellero Certificate for a threesome of golf at El Caballero Country Club in Tarzana. Good Tuesdays through Fridays only. Must be attended by Howard Pollyea. I don't know Howard, but it sure would be nice if he brought along a sixer to ease the pain of my 28 handicap. Solicitor: Dean Katz Value: $300 1209 Tickets to a 49ers Game from Forty Niners entertainment 2 tickets to see the NFL in San Francisco at Candlestick Park! Includes ON FIELD warm-up access. Not available and any price. Transportation and lodging not included. You have to negotiate what game you'll go to, but... you do get to decide the final score. Oh yeah. That's right. That's how pro sports works. Ask Pete Rose. Solicitor: Dan & Millie Wilson Value: $200 1210 Clippers Autographed Team Hat from LA Clippers LA Clippers hat featuring autographs from all of the 2007-08 players, including Elton Brand, Chris Kaman, and Cory Maggette. Hey, even if you're a Laker fan, this hat is cheaper than some of the haircuts in this auction. That's just smart money management. Solicitor: Dan & Millie Wilson Value: $150 1211 Elton Brand Autographed Basketball from LA Clippers Get an autographed basketball featuring the autograph of Elton Brand from the LA Clippers. He's an all-star, Rookie of the year, college player of the year. When the Clippers win an NBA championship, maybe Elton's grandson will be on the team and you can get him to sign this ball too! Solicitor: Dan & Millie Wilson Value: $200 Miscellaneous Goods and Extras 1401 Child's Dental Visit from Hila Robbins DMD Come play in our tree house, pick a prize from the magic tree and meet Holly the office dog. Comprehensive oral exam, child's cleaning, and fluoride treatment. I think the Novocain needle is disguised as a giant bee & the dental technicians are dressed as wood nymphs. The drill is a tiny beaver and the x-ray machine was replaced by a caricaturist with an etch-a-sketch. Are Sid and Marty Kroft making psychedelic TV shows again? Solicitor: Levy Family Value: $142 1402 $50 Video to DVD Gift Certificate from Adam Gorgoni & Shelley Pieken $50 gift certificate to Imagine Video Services for video to DVD transfers. DVD's have been around for millennia. They used to be made of granite and Fred Flintstone had the only bird who could play them. Japanese spies captured the bird and invented lasers and created DVDs as we know them today. Thank Fred Flintstone and Japanese spies for this DVD transfer service. Solicitor: Adam Gorgoni & Shelley Pieken Value: $50 1403 $50 Video to DVD Gift Certificate from Adam Gorgoni & Shelley Pieken $50 gift certificate to Imagine Video Services for video to DVD transfers. DVD's have been around for millennia. They used to be made of granite and Fred Flintstone had the only bird who could play them. Japanese spies captured the bird and invented lasers and created DVDs as we know them today. Thank Fred Flintstone and Japanese spies for this DVD transfer service. Solicitor: Adam Gorgoni & Shelley Pieken Value: $50 1404 $50 Video to DVD Gift Certificate from Adam Gorgoni & Shelley Pieken $50 gift certificate to Imagine Video Services for video to DVD transfers. DVD's have been around for millennia. They used to be made of granite and Fred Flintstone had the only bird who could play them. Japanese spies captured the bird and invented lasers and created DVDs as we know them today. Thank Fred Flintstone and Japanese spies for this DVD transfer service. Solicitor: Adam Gorgoni & Shelley Pieken Value: $50 1405 $50 Video to DVD Gift Certificate from Adam Gorgoni & Shelley Pieken $50 gift certificate to Imagine Video Services for video to DVD transfers. DVD's have been around for millennia. They used to be made of granite and Fred Flintstone had the only bird who could play them. Japanese spies captured the bird and invented lasers and created DVDs as we know them today. Thank Fred Flintstone and Japanese spies for this DVD transfer service. Solicitor: Adam Gorgoni & Shelley Pieken Value: $50 1406 $25 Film Services Gift cert. from Sunset Plaza Photo $25 gift certificate toward film services. expires 5/10/09. Spielberg started his film career with a $25 gift certificate from Sunset Plaza Photo. That, and a big sack of talent. Solicitor: Cinnia Finfer 1407 Bicycle from Safe Moves Value: $25 Solicitor: Shira Epstein. Value: $300 Bicycle and helmet. This is what I'm talking about. A bicycle. God Bless America. Buy a bicycle to help the school children. Norman Rockwell would paint a picture of you, if he were alive, and, if you won the bicycle. 1408 Travel & Leisure Items from Travel & Liesure Travel & Leisure magazine, 3 ooks, umbrella, stationary, luggage tag. Do people still go on scavenger hunts? If they do, and you get this package, it looks like you'll have some primo stuff to give away to a complete stranger who knocks on your door. Solicitor: Price Arana Value: $175 1409 Magnum - Bogle Syrah from john & Pete's Magnum - Bogle Syrah. Okay, I'm pretty sure that "Magnum" is the biggest of whatever it is you're talking about. And if you've got a Bogle Syrah, you definitely want the biggest one. Solicitor: Kelley Kreidman Value: $75 1410 Signed Chris Daughtry Guitar from Sony/BMG Guitar signed by Chris Daughtry and Daughtry band members. The perfect compliment to your "Bald Celebrities" collection. Put this guitar between your Telly Savalis lolipop, and your Yule Brynner cigarettes. Value: Solicitor: Matthew Marshall 1411 Signed Daughtry Guitar from 19 entertainment Gibson guitar signed by Chris Daughtry. Solicitor: Keki Mingus Value: $0 1412 Signed Carrie Underwood t-shirt from 19 entertainment Carrie Underwood signed t-shirt, photo, and key chain. Solicitor: Keki Mingus Value: $100 1413 Signed Jordan Sparks Guitar from 19 entertainment Jordin Sparks Hello Kitty signed electric guitar. Solicitor: Keki Mingus Value: $500 1415 Rusty's Pets Gift Certificate from Levy Family One gift certificate with an expiration date of August 10, 2008. Solicitor: Levy Family Value: $25 1416 Gift Certificate from Ethel $100 gift certificate. Exp. 4/15/09. Not applicable towards special orders. Have you ever wanted to spend money without really caring what you were buying? Sure, you may have a problem, but I don't know what you can get with this. But you can get something. Solicitor: The Leatart Family Value: $100 1417 Orthodonture examination from Roger Lim DDS Orthodontic examination. See coupon for details. You could buy a boat, but that's a big carbon footprint. Think orthodonture. It's like putting a boat in your kid's mouth. Solicitor: Marsha Kreiss Berger Value: $395 1418 The Scribe Gift Certificate from Michel Abitbal $25 gift certificate from The Scribe. Solicitor: Debi & Ofer Raveh Value: $50 1419 The Scribe Gift Certificate from Michel Abitbal $25 gift certificate from The Scribe. Solicitor: Debi & Ofer Raveh Value: $25 1420 The Scribe Gift Certificate from Michel Abitbal $25 gift certificate from The Scribe. Solicitor: Debi & Ofer Raveh Value: $25 1421 The Scribe Gift Certificate from Michel Abitbal $25 gift certificate from The Scribe. Solicitor: Debi & Ofer Raveh 1422 Dog Walking from Hillary Rosen Value: $25 Solicitor: Jeanne Meisinger/Jenifer Gruskoff 1423 Scarface Basket from Helen Jorda Value: $100 Solicitor: Helen Jorda Value: $200 Day of fun for your dog. Your dog will be taken for the day and meet other "friends" and play. Hollywood or west Hollywood area. Dog must be socialized and pack ready. Scarface basket: Scarface doll, 4 t-shirts, pool cue, hat, boxers, metal poster. 1424 Parental Consulting from Baby Planners 1/2 hour phone consult. Personalized consulting service catering to the needs of expectant parents. Solicitor: Value: $75 1425 Miller Toyota Maintenance Package from Miller Toyota Gift Certificate for maintenance service on your Toyota vehicle redeemable at Miller Toyota in Culver City. Solicitor: Marcello Pellegrini Family Value: $150 1426 Rusty's Pets Gift Certificate from Levy Family One gift certificate with an expiration date of August 10, 2008. Solicitor: Levy Family Value: $25 1427 CSI Walk On Role from CBS Productions CSI: Crime Scene Investigation walk-on role. Valid 10/08 - 10/091427 Solicitor: Louis Milito Value: