Melbourne Sunday, February 26, 2012 6:00AM Home Shopping G 6:30AM Wagon Train (R) PG The Jed Polke Story A wagon train travels westward from Missouri in the 1870s finding action and adventure. Starring TERRY WILSON. 7:30AM The Incredible Hulk (R) PG Blind Rage An accident at a chemical warfare research station sends Banner on a frantic race for an antidote to save his and a friend's life. 8:30AM Home Shopping 9:30AM Ned And Stacey (R) PG Halloween Story A Halloween party mix-up puts Ned and Stacey closer than ever before. Starring THOMAS HADEN CHURCH. 10:00AM The Jeff Foxworthy Show (R) PG Matt About You / Clan Of The Bare Caves A bully's mean trick gets Matt in trouble with his parents. Starring JEFF FOXWORTHY, ANITA BARONE and HALEY JOEL OSMENT. 11:00AM Magnum P.I. (R) PG Forever In Time Thomas has a dream in which he sees himself as a Navy officer, which enables him to clear up a mystery. Starring TOM SELLECK. 12:00PM Crazy Like A Fox (R) PG Fox In 3/4 Time Harry suspects a homicide when he looks into the death of his grandson's music teacher who supposedly committed suicide. Starring JACK WARDEN, JOHN RUBINSTEIN and PENNY PEYSER. 1:00PM Baywatch (R) PG Reunion Mith attends his high school reunion, r rekindling an old flame with his ex-wife Gail, while Eddie plays Father for a day. Starring DAVID HASSELHOFF, JEREMY JACKSON and PAMELA ANDERSON. 2:00PM V.I.P (R) PG (V,S) Beats Working At A Hot Dog Stand / What To Do With Vallery When You're Dead Vallery Irons, a small town girl, suddenly finds herself being hailed as Hollywood's premiere bodyguard. Starring PAMELA ANDERSON. 4:00PM Man V Food (R) PG Baltimore / Detroit Adam is in Baltimore where he eats a massive beef sandwich, and five cuts of beef and two sides, totalling five and a half pounds. 5:00PM Picture This (R) PG Join Ruby Rose and Shaun Malseed each week as they look at the latest films, interview the hottest celebs, and give you the juiciest goss straight from Hollywood! 5:30PM That '70s Show (R) 'CC' PG (L,S) We Will Rock You / Sheer Heart Attack At Hyde's rocker bonfire, Jackie tries to win Fez's heart by bonding over their shared love for disco, but it will take more than music to make Fez realise they are meant for each other. Meanwhile, Kitty and Red learn that their new neighbours are gay, but it's not their lifestyle that Red disagrees with. Guest starring Christopher Knight and Barry Williams. Also starring DANNY MASTERSON, LAURA PREPON, WILMER VALDERRAMA, MILA KUNIS and KURTWOOD SMITH. 6:30PM 7Mate Sunday Night Movie (R) 'CC' (2008) PG (V,H,L) The Mummy: Tomb Of The Dragon Emperor When a 2,000-year-old curse is broken, a ruthless dragon emperor comes back to life with a diabolical plan to enslave the world. Mankind's only hope against him and his legions of warrior’s lies with the courageous O'Connell family, who chase him from the dangerous catacombs of China, to the icy Himalayas and beyond. Starring BRENDAN FRASER, JET LI, MARIA BELLO, JOHN HANNAH, RUSSELL WONG, LIAM CUNNINGHAM and LUKE FORD. G Shopping program. Shopping program. This Program Guide is embargoed until Monday 13th February at 3.00pm. It must not be released to any third party, uploaded on any website, or provided in any other form before this time. Melbourne Sunday, February 26, 2012 9:00PM 7Mate Sunday Night Movie (R) 'CC' (1988) 11:20PM M (V,L) Rambo III Rambo's Vietnam commanding officer Colonel Trautman is held hostage in Afghanistan, and its up to Rambo to rescue him. Starring SYLVESTER STALLONE, RICHARD CRENNA and MARC DE JONGE. Operation Repo (R) M From luxury boats and planes to expensive sports cars, if you can't make your payments, the Operation Repo team will find you! When it comes to recovering property from deadbeat owners, this colourful team will stop at nothing to get the job done. 12:20AM The Jeff Foxworthy Show (R) PG Matt About You A bully's mean trick gets Matt in trouble with his parents. Starring JEFF FOXWORTHY, ANITA BARONE and HALEY JOEL OSMENT. 1:00AM Baywatch (R) PG Reunion Mith attends his high school reunion, r rekindling an old flame with his ex-wife Gail, while Eddie plays Father for a day. 2:00AM The Incredible Hulk (R) PG Blind Rage An accident at a chemical warfare research station sends Banner on a frantic race for an antidote to save his and a friend's life. 3:00AM Wagon Train (R) PG The Jed Polke Story A wagon train travels westward from Missouri in the 1870s finding action and adventure. Starring TERRY WILSON. 4:00AM Magnum P.I. (R) PG Forever In Time Thomas has a dream in which he sees himself as a Navy officer, which enables him to clear up a mystery. Starring TOM SELLECK. 5:00AM Ned And Stacey (R) PG Halloween Story A Halloween party mix-up puts Ned and Stacey closer than ever before. Starring THOMAS HADEN CHURCH and DEBRA MESSING. 5:30AM Home Shopping G Home Shopping This Program Guide is embargoed until Monday 13th February at 3.00pm. It must not be released to any third party, uploaded on any website, or provided in any other form before this time. Melbourne Monday, February 27, 2012 6:00AM Home Shopping G 6:30AM Wagon Train (R) PG The Nancy Palmer Story A wagon train travels westward from Missouri in the 1870s finding action and adventure. Starring TERRY WILSON. 7:30AM The Incredible Hulk (R) PG The Slam David Banner is arrested and sent to work camp where his fellow prisoners accuse him of being an informer. Starring BILL BIXBY. 8:30AM Adam 12 (R) PG Log #104 - The Bomb Officers Malloy and Reed call in a pair of explosives experts when a strange box is found in an electronics factory. 9:00AM NBC Today (R) 'CC' International news and weather including interviews with newsmakers in the world of politics, business, media, entertainment and sport. 10:00AM NBC Meet The Press (R) 'CC' David Gregory interviews newsmakers from around the world. 11:00AM Magnum P.I. (R) PG The Love That Lies Thomas tries to protect Carol as she appears for the prosecution in a difficult trial. Starring TOM SELLECK and JOHN HILLERMAN. 12:00PM Crazy Like A Fox (R) PG Desert Fox Harrison joins forces with Harry's scruffy street chums to find his father who has been abducted. Starring JACK WARDEN. 1:00PM Baywatch (R) PG Now Sit Right Back A routine rescue sends the Baywatch crew on a madcap adventure back to 'Gilligans Island'. Starring DAVID HASSELHOFF. 2:00PM The A Team (R) PG There Goes Neighbourhood The guys join a rock 'n' roll band in a bid to protect a star. Starring MR T, GEORGE PEPPARD, DIRK BENEDICT and DWIGHT SCHULTZ. 3:00PM Motor Mate G Billion Dollars on the Beach in HD Take a look at the annual Concours d'Elegance at Pebble Beach - the world's most famous exhibition of exotic and expensive cars. 4:30PM Monster Garage (R) PG (V,L) Low Bull Rider Jesse and his team take the bull by the horns as they turn a 1970 Ford Ranchero into a seething, snorting, bucking bull. They enlist the help of a professional bull rider who claims that he can ride anything, and he tries to do just that. Starring JESSE JAMES. 5:30PM That '70s Show (R) 'CC' PG (L,S,D) Leaving Home Ain't Easy / Love Of My Life When Jackie declares her love to Fez and gets turned down, she makes his life miserable until Fez fights back in an all-out war. Meanwhile, Bob decides to sell his house and move to Florida, which sparks some life-changing decisions for Donna. Starring DANNY MASTERSON, LAURA PREPON and WILMER VALDERRAMA. 6:30PM According To Jim (R) 'CC' PG Andy's Proposal Jim convinces Andy to propose to his girlfriend, Emily, before he loses her. But when Jim catches Emily having dinner with another man, he questions the wisdom of his own advice. Starring JIM BELUSHI, COURTNEY THORNE-SMITH and KIMBERLY WILLIAMS-PAISLEY. Shopping program. This Program Guide is embargoed until Monday 13th February at 3.00pm. It must not be released to any third party, uploaded on any website, or provided in any other form before this time. Melbourne Monday, February 27, 2012 7:00PM How I Met Your Mother (R) 'CC' PG I'm Not That Guy When Marshall is wined and dined by a recruiter from a big corporate law firm, he considers giving up his dream job of saving the earth in favour of the almighty dollar. Meanwhile, Ted discovers a porn actor is using his name. Guest starring John Cho. Also starring JOSH RADNOR, JASON SEGEL, NEIL PATRICK HARRIS, ALYSON HANNIGAN, COBIE SMULDERS and KEVIN HEFFERNAN. 7:30PM How I Met Your Mother (R) 'CC' PG Dowisetrepla / Spoiler Alert The honeymoon is over when Lily and Marshall decide to buy an apartment. Not only do they make every mistake in the book, but Marshall also discovers Lily's dirty little financial secret when they apply for a loan. Meanwhile, Barney stumbles upon another use for an open house. Guest starring April Bowlby. Also starring JOSH RADNOR, JASON SEGEL and NEIL PATRICK HARRIS. 8:30PM Hardcore Pawn M Return Of The Queen Les talks Ashley into re-joining American Jewellery, but she wants the respect she deserves, and Seth wants to avoid reigniting a family feud that led to her resignation. A man tries to sell an old laptop computer, but it has no cord. **ALL NEW** 9:00PM Hardcore Pawn (R) M Bad Blood Les and Seth go through the roof when an employee smashes a flatscreen TV. Then, a couple unloads a storage facility worth of goods on the Gold’s. Will it be a windfall or trash pile? And later, Ashley slams Seth in front of the staff about how he handles the TV situation. 9:30PM Lockdown M (A) Women on the Edge **ALL NEW** 10:30PM Operation Repo (R) M Follow the rough and tough Operation Repo team as they carry out car repossessions from California's San Fernando Valley. 11:30PM All Worked Up (R) M Repo man Ron has big problems with an itty bitty woman, Process Server Byron gets a work out going after a gym rat, and it's last call when Bounty Hunter Jodie tracks down a crazed woman out on bail for DUI. 12:00AM Crazy Like A Fox (R) PG Desert Fox Harrison joins forces with Harry's scruffy street chums to find his father who has been abducted. Starring JACK WARDEN. 1:00AM Wagon Train (R) PG The Nancy Palmer Story A wagon train travels westward from Missouri in the 1870s finding action and adventure. Starring TERRY WILSON. 2:00AM Magnum P.I. (R) PG The Love That Lies Thomas tries to protect Carol as she appears for the prosecution in a difficult trial. Starring TOM SELLECK and JOHN HILLERMAN. 3:00AM The Incredible Hulk (R) PG The Slam David Banner is arrested and sent to work camp where his fellow prisoners accuse him of being an informer. Starring BILL BIXBY. 4:00AM Baywatch (R) PG Now Sit Right Back A routine rescue sends the Baywatch crew on a madcap adventure back to 'Gilligans Island'. Starring DAVID HASSELHOFF. 5:00AM Adam 12 (R) PG Log #104 - The Bomb Officers Malloy and Reed call in a pair of explosives experts when a strange box is found in an electronics factory. 5:30AM Home Shopping G Home Shopping This Program Guide is embargoed until Monday 13th February at 3.00pm. It must not be released to any third party, uploaded on any website, or provided in any other form before this time. Melbourne Tuesday, February 28, 2012 6:00AM Home Shopping G 6:30AM Buck Rogers (R) PG Awakening - Part 1 When Buck Rogers wakes up 500 years after his rocket is blown out of trajectory, he returns to earth in the 25th century. Starring GIL GERARD, ERIN GRAY, MICHAEL ANSARA and FELIX SILLA. 7:30AM The Incredible Hulk (R) PG Metamorphosis The audience thinks it's all part of the act when the Hulk rushes on stage to save a rock star. Starring BILL BIXBY. 8:30AM Adam 12 (R) PG Log #74 - Light Duty Officer Malloy is assigned desk duty because of a broken wrist but finds action when an armed suspect enters the police station. Starring KENT MCCORD, MARTIN MILNER and WILLIAM BOYETT. 9:00AM NBC Today (R) 'CC' 11:00AM Magnum P.I. (R) PG A Girl Named Sue A woman hires Thomas to find the will left by her father, who was believed dead, until Thomas investigated further. Starring TOM SELLECK, JOHN HILLERMAN and LARRY MANETTI. 12:00PM Crazy Like A Fox (R) PG Some Day My Prints Will Come While trying to prove a man is attempting to cheat an insurance company, Harry and Harrison stumble into drug smuggling and murder. Starring JACK WARDEN and JOHN RUBINSTEIN. 1:00PM Baywatch (R) PG War Of Nerves Ex-con and martial arts master Mason Sato terrorizes Mitch, Kaye and Hobie. Starring DAVID HASSELHOFF. 2:00PM The A Team (R) PG The Doctor Is Out The team journeys to a South American jungle to rescue Murdock's kidnapped therapist. Starring MR T and GEORGE PEPPARD. 3:00PM Motor Mate G Custom - Lead, Sleds and Low Riders At the Sacramento Autorama, the main focus of attention is long and low- riding 'custom' cars than hot-rod coupes and open roadsters. 4:30PM Monster Garage (R) PG (L) Under the Hood A look back at the 'monsters' created so far and the highlights of their making. Includes never-before-seen behind-the-scenes footage as well as bloopers. A chance to see how segments are made, from the idea's conception, picking the crew and all the highs and lows throughout. Starring JESSE JAMES. 5:30PM That '70s Show (R) 'CC' PG (L) That '70S Finale / Pilot It's December 31, 1979, and the gang is gathered at the Formans' house for one last New Year's Eve of the '70s. A party isn't a party unless the gang's all here and some old friends return to celebrate the new decade, while some others get ready to leave. Starring DANNY MASTERSON, LAURA PREPON and WILMER VALDERRAMA. 6:30PM According To Jim (R) 'CC' PG Two For The Money In a last ditch effort to earn money for Christmas gifts, Jim lands his twins a role in a movie opposite Steve Guttenberg, but Cheryl is not happy about it. Guest starring Steve Guttenberg. Also starring JIM BELUSHI and COURTNEY THORNE-SMITH. Shopping program. International news and weather including interviews with newsmakers in the world of politics, business, media, entertainment and sport. This Program Guide is embargoed until Monday 13th February at 3.00pm. It must not be released to any third party, uploaded on any website, or provided in any other form before this time. Melbourne Tuesday, February 28, 2012 7:00PM How I Met Your Mother (R) 'CC' 7:30PM Family Guy (R) 'CC' 8:00PM PG Slapsgiving Lily and Marshall host their first Thanksgiving as a married couple, but things don't go to plan. Barney becomes preoccupied with the slap-bet countdown website Marshall created, living in constant fear and anxiety of when the next blow will arrive. Guest starring Orson Bean. Also starring JOSH RADNOR and NEIL PATRICK HARRIS. PG (L,A) Peter's Got Woods A jealous Peter befriends actor James Woods after Brian falls for an attractive African-American teacher. Guest starring Adam West and James Woods. With the voice of SETH MACFARLANE. American Dad (R) 'CC' PG Irregarding Steve Having decided they are being intellectually stifled at home, Roger and Steve move to New York City. Guest starring Leslie Jordan, Jon Stewart and Johnny Galecki. With the voices of SETH MACFARLANE, WENDY SCHAAL and RACHEL MACFARLANE. 8:30PM Family Guy (R) 'CC' M (S) Business Guy After Peter throws Carter a wild bachelor party, he slips into a deep coma that not even Dr. House can bring him out of. Lois, now in control of Pewterschmidt Industries, is convinced by Peter to let him run the operation. With the voice of SETH MACFARLANE. 9:00PM American Dad 'CC' M (S) The Worst Stan When Stan realizes that he might never fulfil his dream of becoming a Best Man, he convinces his last single friend, Principal Lewis, to marry the schools Superintendent and to choose him as his Best Man. Stan invites Lewis' old friend from prison to the wedding, only to discover a secret that could prevent the wedding from happening at all. With the voices of SETH MACFARLANE and WENDY SCHAAL. M Road To The Pilot Brian and Stewie travel back in time to the pilot episode of Family Guy to change history and then to change and then to change history again. With the voices of SETH MACFARLANE, ALEX BORSTEIN, SETH GREEN and MILA KUNIS. **NEW** 9:30PM Family Guy 'CC' **NEW** 10:00PM Family Guy (R) 'CC' M Big Man On Hippocampus / Dial Meg For Murder While appearing on Family Feud, Peter gets amnesia and forgets everything, including his family; when he decides to live a wild bachelor life, Lois and the kids move out. With the voices of SETH MACFARLANE, ALEX BORSTEIN, SETH GREEN and MILA KUNIS. 11:00PM American Dad (R) 'CC' M After Stan discovers that Francine has secret sex garden, he feels like their marriage may be crumbling. 11:30PM Scrubs (R) 'CC' PG Carla goes into labour and an excited Turk strikes up the band literally - while escorting her to the hospital. 12:00AM Crazy Like A Fox (R) PG While trying to prove a man is attempting to cheat an insurance company, Harry stumbles into drug smuggling and murder. 1:00AM Buck Rogers (R) PG When Buck Rogers wakes up 500 years after his rocket is blown out of trajectory, he returns to earth in the 25th century. 2:00AM Magnum P.I. (R) PG A woman hires Thomas to find the will left by her father, who was believed dead, until Thomas investigated further. 3:00AM The Incredible Hulk (R) PG The audience thinks it's all part of the act when the Hulk rushes on stage to save a rock star. Starring BILL BIXBY. 4:00AM Baywatch (R) PG Ex-con and martial arts master Mason Sato terrorizes Mitch, Kaye and Hobie. Starring DAVID HASSELHOFF. 5:00AM Adam 12 (R) PG Officer Malloy is assigned desk duty because of a broken wrist but finds action when an armed suspect enters the police station. 5:30AM Home Shopping G Home Shopping This Program Guide is embargoed until Monday 13th February at 3.00pm. It must not be released to any third party, uploaded on any website, or provided in any other form before this time. Melbourne Wednesday, February 29, 2012 6:00AM Home Shopping G 6:30AM Buck Rogers (R) PG Awakening - Part 2 Rogers is unaware 500 years have passed. Still suspected of being a spy, he is convicted when a transmitter is found in his shuttle. 7:30AM The Incredible Hulk (R) PG Brain Child Banner tries to reunite an exceptionally gifted teenager with the mother who abandoned her, and is accused of kidnapping. Starring BILL BIXBY, LOU FERRIGNO and JACK COLVIN. 8:30AM Adam 12 (R) PG Officers Malloy and Reed assist firemen at a burning warehouse where a young man makes a heroic rescue. Starring KENT MCCORD, MARTIN MILNER, WILLIAM BOYETT. 9:00AM NBC Today (R) 'CC' 11:00AM Magnum P.I. (R) PG Unfinished Business Thomas learns old enemy Quang Ki is about to be traded for an American serviceman who has been held captive since the Vietnam War. Starring TOM SELLECK and JOHN HILLERMAN. 12:00PM Crazy Like A Fox (R) PG If The Shoe Fits An heiress asks Harry to locate her missing fiance, an accountant for a top-secret 'think tank'. Starring JACK WARDEN. 1:00PM Baywatch (R) PG Big Monday Kaye Morgan introduces a deaf girl to sign language, while Mitch confronts a terrifying childhood memory. Starring DAVID HASSELHOFF, JEREMY JACKSON and PAMELA ANDERSON. 2:00PM The A Team (R) PG Uncle Buckle-Up When Hannibal auditions for a children's show, the team are bemused: until they discover it's a front for a drug ring. Starring MR T. 3:00PM Motor Mate G Miscellaneous Duke Media Sports Programs A fascinating overview of one of the world's most visually stimulating spectator sports. 4:30PM Monster Garage (R) PG (L) West Coast Clipper Jesse and his Monster mechanics tackle the challenge of turning a Kayot pontoon into the ultimate party/shark-observation boat. Complete with a round shark cage, the boat and cage is tested in Catalina. Starring JESSE JAMES. 5:30PM That '70s Show (R) 'CC' PG (S) Eric's Birthday / Streaking Kitty plans a surprise birthday party for Eric's seventeenth, but Eric finds out and protests that he'd rather have a cassette player for the Vista Cruiser. When Donna confides to Jackie that she wants to give Eric something really special, Jackie realises that something romantic must be going on. Meanwhile, Kelso is convinced that Laurie wants him. Starring TOPHER GRACE, MILA KUNIS, ASHTON KUTCHER, DANNY MASTERSON, LAURA PREPON and DEBRA JO RUPP. 6:30PM According To Jim (R) 'CC' PG Cabin Boys Andy and Jim are excited to have a 'guys only' weekend at Andy's fiance's cabin in the woods. However Emily breaks up with Andy via text message, and then the guys encounter her depressed exhusband in the cabin. Starring JIM BELUSHI. Shopping program. International news and weather including interviews with newsmakers in the world of politics, business, media, entertainment and sport. This Program Guide is embargoed until Monday 13th February at 3.00pm. It must not be released to any third party, uploaded on any website, or provided in any other form before this time. Melbourne Wednesday, February 29, 2012 7:00PM How I Met Your Mother (R) 'CC' PG The Yips When Barney loses his 'mojo', he attends the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show After-Party, hoping to regain his form. Guest starring Australia's Miranda Kerr and the Victoria's Secret models and Wayne Brady. Also starring JOSH RADNOR and JASON SEGEL. 7:30PM Mythbusters (R) 'CC' PG Cement Mixup / Salsa Escape Adam and Jamie go head to head in a madcap Mexican jailbreak as they taste-test the theory of the Salsa Escape. Can you use dynamite to remove cement build-up from a mixer's barrel? 8:30PM Hardcore Pawn M Fire Bomb A man tries to sell a watch and earrings, but learned from Seth that he paid too much for them at the mall. When he refused to strike a deal with Seth and Ashley, Les had a solution. A crazy man, who thinks he was a bear, pawns his construction equipment and other items, but later attempts to buy the items the other customers wanted to sell. **NEW** 9:00PM Hardcore Pawn (R) M Les' Revenge Les exacts revenge when Seth spends company money on an impulse purchase. Then, a customer pushes Rich too far and gets kicked to the curb. And later, when a guy brings in a rare piece of Detroit history, Les breaks out the big bucks. 9:30PM American Pickers PG What's In The Box? Mike and Frank visit a New York collector who's filled a train station with vintage cars, and although the cars are hot, the prices cool their engines. But the pick isn't as good as it looks until Mike finds a mysterious Italian trunk that hasn't been opened in 50 years... and though it's driving him crazy, he waits until he gets home to open it. **NEW** 10:30PM American Pickers (R) PG Big Bear Mike and Frank find a twelve-foot high sign of the iconic Philip Morris bellhop. And Mike has to make a big promise to get his younger brother to help haul the carnival ride back to Antique Archaeology's offices. 11:30PM Rude Tube MA (S) Viral Ads From the outrageously wacky to the downright rude, see many viral videos, right here on Rude Tube. Presented by ALEX ZANE. 12:00AM Crazy Like A Fox (R) PG If The Shoe Fits An heiress asks Harry to locate her missing fiance, an accountant for a top-secret 'think tank'. Starring JACK WARDEN. 1:00AM Buck Rogers (R) PG Awakening - Part 2 Rogers is unaware 500 years have passed. Still suspected of being a spy, he is convicted when a transmitter is found in his shuttle. 2:00AM Home Shopping G Shopping program. 3:30AM Room For Improvement (R) 'CC' G Kensington - Students House Great tips on saving heaps of cash by buying your new kitchen at auction. 4:00AM Baywatch (R) PG Big Monday Kaye Morgan introduces a deaf girl to sign language, while Mitch confronts a terrifying childhood memory. 5:00AM Adam 12 (R) PG Officers Malloy and Reed assist firemen at a burning warehouse where a young man makes a heroic rescue. 5:30AM Home Shopping G Home Shopping This Program Guide is embargoed until Monday 13th February at 3.00pm. It must not be released to any third party, uploaded on any website, or provided in any other form before this time. Melbourne Thursday, March 1, 2012 6:00AM Home Shopping G 6:30AM Buck Rogers (R) PG Planet Of Slavegirls - Part 1 Dr. Huer suspects poison in the food supply is the reason of felling fighting forces and Buck has to solve the problem. 7:30AM The Incredible Hulk (R) PG My Favourite Magician After an ageing magician drafts him as his assistant, Banner discovers there are secrets as well as trick up the performer's sleeve. 8:30AM Adam 12 (R) PG Log #134 - Child Stealer Officers Malloy and Reed have their hands full when a woman claims her estranged husband took her baby. Starring KENT MCCORD. 9:00AM NBC Today 'CC' 11:00AM Magnum P.I. (R) PG The Great Hawaiian Adventure Company TC's son is shot while trying to escape the clutches of a gang, and Thomas decides to branch out and start a tour business. 12:00PM Crazy Like A Fox (R) PG Is There A Fox In The House ? Harry goes to the aid of one of Harrison's old college friends, a doctor who is accused of murdering a fellow physician. Starring JACK WARDEN, JOHN RUBINSTEIN and PENNY PEYSER. 1:00PM Baywatch (R) PG (D) Sea Of Flames The Baywatch crew crack a seaborne drug ring, and Ben finds love with an aging movie star. Starring DAVID HASSELHOFF. 2:00PM The A Team (R) PG Wheel Of Fortune Agents detour Murdock to South America when he embarks on a Hawaiian trip he won on 'Wheel of Fortune'. Starring MR T. 3:00PM Motor Mate G Customs - Rods, Roadsters and Radical Customs Visit the world-renowned Oakland Coliseum, home of the Grant National Roadster Show, to see just what was on Parade from a very memorable year. 4:30PM Monster Garage (R) PG (L) Cop Car / Donut Shop Jesse is joined by a team to convert a squad car into a mobile doughnut shop complete with a coffee maker and pastry display case. 5:30PM That '70s Show (R) 'CC' PG (S,L) Battle Of The Sexists / Eric's Burger Job Relations are strained between Donna and Eric because she keeps beating him at basketball and gloating about it. Meanwhile, Red spends all his time around the house fixing things that aren't broken. Starring TOPHER GRACE, MILA KUNIS and ASHTON KUTCHER. 6:30PM According To Jim (R) 'CC' PG The Ego Boost When Jim runs into and old flame, Victoria, who happens to be the owner of a new restaurant that he and Andy are trying, he becomes convinced she wants him back. But when Jim discovers she wants to date Andy, his ego is bruised and he has a tough time letting go. Guest starring Constance Marie. Also starring JIM BELUSHI. Shopping program. International news and weather including interviews with newsmakers in the world of politics, business, media, entertainment and sport. This Program Guide is embargoed until Monday 13th February at 3.00pm. It must not be released to any third party, uploaded on any website, or provided in any other form before this time. Melbourne Thursday, March 1, 2012 7:00PM How I Met Your Mother (R) 'CC' PG The Platinum Rule As Ted prepares for a date with the doctor that is going to remove his tattoo, Barney and the gang try to warn him that he may be breaking a cardinal rule of dating. Meanwhile, Lily and Marshall do the unthinkable and befriend a new neighbour couple. Guest starring Kristen Schaal and John Sloan. Also starring JOSH RADNOR, JASON SEGEL, NEIL PATRICK HARRIS and ALYSON HANNIGAN. 7:30PM Swamp People PG Shooting Wild With new challengers on the swamp, the race to catch the biggest gators quickly has never been tougher. But more speed means more danger. Legendary Cajun Troy Landry, and his son Jacob, are struggling. Without their old sharpshooter Clint, the gator count is beginning to lag, and the boys are growing more and more frustrated. PG A Shot And A Shave Rick is offered some of the craziest items ever to enter the store, everything from a pricey patchwork quilt made from celebrity autographs to an 1845 Harpers Ferry musket, one with a vintage surprise. A scientist selling ATM receipts from the South Pole and a barber's chair straight from Sweeney Todd is also on offer. **NEW** 8:30PM Pawn Stars 'CC' **NEW** 9:00PM Pawn Stars (R) 'CC' PG Old Man's Gamble The Pawn Stars get a call about a 1979 KISS pinball machine - can it still "Rock 'n Roll All Night", or will it steal Corey's quarter and KISS the deal goodbye? Then Rick is stumped when a woman brings in a 1914 Star- note $20 bill. Will everyone walk away with new money, or will it turn out to be chump change? 9:30PM Operation Repo M Froy and Matt encounter big ballers when they repo a 2003 Dodge Neon SRT4 which is parked at a basketball court. Luis and Sonia target a 2005 Chevy Impala but encounter at least 10 Mexicans from a cookout. Luis and Lynda are heading out to snag a 2002 Ford Windstar from a male teenager and his dad. **NEW** 10:30PM Bear Swamp Recovery M Shock Tactics A frat house repo brings unsuspected twists when Tiny witnesses the horrors of hazing first hand. Then, the repo of five huge limousines take a shocking turn when one of the Bear Swamp team members is knocked unconscious in a dangerous taser attack. 11:00PM Jail - Las Vegas Jailhouse M A male transgender spills his life story after being brought in on prostitution charges. Then, a domestic violence suspect who claims his father is a big- time lawyer threatens officers over alleged harsh treatment. And, a young woman arrested for DUI reveals she's a dental hygienist by day, stripper by night. 12:00AM Crazy Like A Fox (R) PG Harry goes to the aid of one of Harrison's old college friends, a doctor who is accused of murdering a fellow physician. 1:00AM Buck Rogers (R) PG Dr. Huer suspects poison in the food supply is the reason of felling fighting forces and Buck has to solve the problem. 2:00AM Magnum P.I. (R) PG TC's son is shot while trying to escape the clutches of a gang, and Thomas decides to branch out and start a tour business. 3:00AM The Incredible Hulk (R) PG After an ageing magician drafts him as his assistant, Banner discovers there are secrets as well as trick up the performer's sleeve. 4:00AM Baywatch (R) PG (D) The Baywatch crew crack a seaborne drug ring, and Ben finds love with an aging movie star. Starring DAVID HASSELHOFF. 5:00AM Adam 12 (R) PG Officers Malloy and Reed have their hands full when a woman claims her estranged husband took her baby. Starring KENT MCCORD. 5:30AM Home Shopping G Home Shopping This Program Guide is embargoed until Monday 13th February at 3.00pm. It must not be released to any third party, uploaded on any website, or provided in any other form before this time. Melbourne Friday, March 2, 2012 6:00AM Home Shopping G 6:30AM Buck Rogers (R) PG Planet Of Slavegirls - Part 2 Travelling to the Sea of Stones, Buck discovers a massive fleet poised to attack Earth. Starring GIL GERARD and ERIN GRAY. 7:30AM The Incredible Hulk (R) PG Jake An over-age rodeo star's life is on the line while cattle rustlers attempt to eliminate David Banner. Starring BILL BIXBY. 8:30AM Adam 12 (R) PG Log #144 - Bank Robbery Officers Malloy and Reed have to foil a bank robbery. Starring KENT MCCORD, MARTIN MILNER and WILLIAM BOYETT. 9:00AM NBC Today (R) 'CC' 11:00AM Magnum P.I. (R) PG Legend Of The Lost Art Higgins enlists Thomas's help to search for a priceless ancient scroll. A parody of the blockbuster film, Raiders of the Lost Ark. 12:00PM Crazy Like A Fox (R) PG Year Of The Fox A sailor from mainland China is found murdered in Harrison's office and turns out to be the cousin of Harrison's secretary. Starring JACK WARDEN, JOHN RUBINSTEIN and PENNY PEYSER. 1:00PM Baywatch (R) PG The Chamber Mitch rescues a diver trapped ninety feet below sea level, but almost dies while suffering the effects of decompression. 2:00PM The A Team (R) PG The A-team is Coming, The A-Team is Coming The team attempt to prevent an insane Russian general starting World War Three. Starring MR T and GEORGE PEPPARD. 3:00PM Fifth Gear PG An exciting and informative motoring magazine programme. 4:00PM Monster Garage (R) PG (L) Backyard Monsters In this special edition, Jesse and the crew goes on a road trip across the U.S to see homemade monsters in garages and backyards. 5:00PM Zoom TV G Zoom TV explores everything that drives, flies and floats; focusing on their functions, versatility and of course, reliability. 5:30PM Pimp My Ride (R) 'CC' PG Galant Xzibit creates poetry in motion for a '94 Mitsubishi Galant and its owner. 6:00PM Pimp My Ride (R) 'CC' PG (L) Ice Cream Truck / T-100 Xzibit turns a liquidated Ford ice cream truck into a frozen asset. Shopping program. International news and weather including interviews with newsmakers in the world of politics, business, media, entertainment and sport. This Program Guide is embargoed until Monday 13th February at 3.00pm. It must not be released to any third party, uploaded on any website, or provided in any other form before this time. Melbourne Friday, March 2, 2012 7:00PM How I Met Your Mother (R) 'CC' 7:30PM PG No Tomorrow When Ted takes a page from Barney's book and lives without regret during a legendary St. Patrick's Day celebration, he gets a postrevelry reality check from Marshall. Guest starring Vanessa Minnillo. Also starring JOSH RADNOR and JASON SEGEL. Mighty Structures (R) G Hoover Dam The Hoover Dam is the most famous, most iconic dam ever built. Today however, Hoover Dam is no longer the tallest and heaviest super structure in the world. The lessons learned building the dam and the sheer audacity of the project spawned a new generation of super dams - dams that dared to be wider, longer, taller and broader than their muse. 8:30PM Banged Up Abroad (R) M (D,L,A) Sydney After Mark split up with his girlfriend at thirty, he realises he is in a lot of debt and has no future. He decides to do a one off drug deal and flies to San Francisco to take a kilo of cocaine to Sydney. Just when he thinks he made it through customs in Sydney, bad luck strikes. 9:30PM 7Mate Friday Night Movie (R) 'CC' (1997) AV (V) Starship Troopers The Mobile Infantry are a corps of dedicated young men and women soldiers fighting side-by-side in the ultimate galactic war - the battle to save humankind. Their fight takes them to the outer reaches of the galaxy for an all-out war against the ultimate enemy - giant alien insects. These creatures are mysterious and incredibly powerful with only one mission - survival of their species, no matter what the human cost. Starring CASPER VAN DIEN, DINA MEYER, DENISE RICHARDS, JAKE BUSEY and NEIL PATRICK HARRIS. 12:20AM 7mate Late Movie (R) 'CC' (2003) M (L,N) Open Water A chilling and intensely realistic thriller based on true events that found two people stranded fifteen miles from land, in a vast ocean... and no one realised they were missing. Starring DANIEL TRAVIS, BLANCHARD RYAN, SAUL STEIN and ESTELLE LAU. 2:00AM Magnum P.I. (R) PG Legend Of The Lost Art Higgins enlists Thomas's help to search for a priceless ancient scroll. A parody of the blockbuster film, Raiders of the Lost Ark. 3:00AM The Incredible Hulk (R) PG Jake An over-age rodeo star's life is on the line while cattle rustlers attempt to eliminate David Banner. Starring BILL BIXBY. 4:00AM Baywatch (R) PG The Chamber Mitch rescues a diver trapped ninety feet below sea level, but almost dies while suffering the effects of decompression. Starring DAVID HASSELHOFF, JEREMY JACKSON and PAMELA ANDERSON. 5:00AM The A Team (R) PG The A-team is Coming, The A-Team is Coming The team attempt to prevent an insane Russian general starting World War Three. Starring MR T and GEORGE PEPPARD. This Program Guide is embargoed until Monday 13th February at 3.00pm. It must not be released to any third party, uploaded on any website, or provided in any other form before this time. Melbourne Saturday, March 3, 2012 6:00AM Malcolm And Eddie (R) PG Sneaky, Thieving, Double-Crossing Dates From Hell Leonard looks for consolation following a date gone awry, while Eddie can't resist a promiscuous stranger. 6:30AM Buck Rogers (R) PG Vegas In Space Buck Rogers undertakes a daring race against time to rescue a kidnapped girl from an orbiting gambling paradise. 7:30AM Adam 12 (R) PG Log #44 - Attempted Bribe Officers Malloy and Reed arrest the son of a wealthy manufacturer and the father makes both overwhelming job offers. Starring KENT MCCORD, MARTIN MILNER and WILLIAM BOYETT. 8:00AM Home Shopping 9:00AM NBC Today (R) 'CC' 11:00AM Magnum P.I. (R) PG Transitions Higgins asks Thomas to find the manuscript of Robin's latest novel, Transitions, which has been stolen by a bogus messenger service. 12:00PM Crazy Like A Fox (R) PG Fox And The Wolf Movie star Nicholas Roland leads such an expensive life, that his daughter wants a judge to declare him incompetent. Starring JACK WARDEN, JOHN RUBINSTEIN and PENNY PEYSER. 1:00PM Baywatch (R) PG (A) Sharks Cove A beautiful Olympic hopeful disappears after a savage shark attack and Eddie's brother Bobby arrives for a weekend visit. Starring DAVID HASSELHOFF, JEREMY JACKSON and PAMELA ANDERSON. 2:00PM V.I.P (R) PG (V,S) Bloody Val-entine / One Wedding And Val's Funeral Val is forced to hire paparazzi she can't stand, while Tasha's exhusband, a world famous assassin, is hired to kill him. Starring PAMELA ANDERSON, MOLLY CULVER and SHAUN BAKER. 4:00PM The Drew Carey Show (R) 'CC' PG Buzzie Wuzzie Liked His Beer Lewis and Oswald bring in a drinking bear to scare up some attention for Buzz Beer at an alcohol expo. Starring DREW CAREY. 4:30PM Man V Food (R) PG Brooklyn / Alaska Adam is in his hometown of Brooklyn, where he has a quarter pound burger with cheese, roast beef and onions. He then has a thick crusted pizza with mozzarella melted into the dough, followed by a challenge to eat six super-spicy chicken wings in six minutes. 5:30PM Monster Fish PG Kamchatka Catch Kamchatka, Russia, is one of the wildest and most remote locations on earth and is home to the largest salmon population on the planet but why? Zeb travels to the Russian Far East to explore this salmon paradise. Determined to catch as many salmon species as he can, Zeb joins a team of kayakers and locals to explore some of the area's more than 14,000 rivers. 6:30PM Mighty Structures PG Hoover Dan Reinvented The Hoover Dam is an iconic piece of American engineering. But how would modern engineers have tackled the project? G Shopping program. International news and weather including interviews with newsmakers in the world of politics, business, media, entertainment and sport. This Program Guide is embargoed until Monday 13th February at 3.00pm. It must not be released to any third party, uploaded on any website, or provided in any other form before this time. Melbourne Saturday, March 3, 2012 7:30PM Megastructures Breakdown 8:30PM Super Factories (R) 'CC' 9:30PM Shockwave 10:30PM Mega Movers: The Series 11:30PM PG Yankee Stadium Before the Yankee Stadium, home to baseball team New York Yankees, is demolished, several parts of the stadium are to be saved. After that, the stadium must be systematically broken down and with a running subway system nearby, there's no room for error. G Caterpillar A 3550 horsepower truck the size of a house, strong enough to carry 380 tons, the Caterpillar 797B is the biggest mining truck in the world. PG #14 Shockwave is a ground breaking series that takes the best raw footage of catastrophic, headline making events from all over the world. G Army Mega Moves In Mega Movers, we'll follow the relocation of the biggest, heaviest and least mobile historic structures imaginable. The Universe PG Extreme Energy Ours is a universe of energy, from powerful jets ejected from black holes to the raw nuclear fury of our Sun. But, the total amount of energy in the universe maintains perfect equilibrium - no more can be added or taken away. 12:30AM Malcolm And Eddie (R) PG Sneaky, Thieving, Double-Crossing Dates From Hell Leonard looks for consolation following a date gone awry, while Eddie can't resist a promiscuous stranger. 1:00AM Baywatch (R) PG (A) Sharks Cove A beautiful Olympic hopeful disappears after a savage shark attack and Eddie's brother Bobby arrives for a weekend visit. 2:00AM Crazy Like A Fox (R) PG Hearing Is Believing A blind mystery writer seeks Harry and Harrison's help in preventing a murder that's about to happen. Starring JACK WARDEN. 3:00AM Buck Rogers (R) PG Vegas In Space Buck Rogers undertakes a daring race against time to rescue a kidnapped girl from an orbiting gambling paradise. Starring GIL GERARD, ERIN GRAY, MICHAEL ANSARA and FELIX SILLA. 4:00AM Magnum P.I. (R) PG Transitions Higgins asks Thomas to find the manuscript of Robin's latest novel, Transitions, which has been stolen by a bogus messenger service. 5:00AM Adam 12 (R) PG Log #44 - Attempted Bribe Officers Malloy and Reed arrest the son of a wealthy manufacturer and the father makes both overwhelming job offers. Starring KENT MCCORD, MARTIN MILNER and WILLIAM BOYETT. 5:30AM Home Shopping G Home Shopping This Program Guide is embargoed until Monday 13th February at 3.00pm. It must not be released to any third party, uploaded on any website, or provided in any other form before this time.