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The new bus garage
GuestOpinon
By Judd Grossman
Your keys, please
Sometimes I can be a little oblivious to what’s happening around me. It took awhile,
but eventually a 37,000-square-foot building did penetrate my consciousness. I was gate
keeping for a ski race up on Snow King when I happened to gaze off into the distance toward the Virginian. I had to blink hard and squint, because though it seemed impossible
it appeared that an incredibly huge concrete wall had been erected in Karns Meadow.
The monolith seemed as unlikely as if it had been a computer-generated image. It reminded me of one of the newer Star Trek movies in which they drew a starship base atop
an Iowa cornfield.
However, it appears the massive building going up in Karns Meadow is real. Jackson’s
version of a starship base is the new START Bus barn. This giant building, which is initially 37,000 square feet but expandable to up to 150,000 square feet, already ranks
among the largest structures in town. It was able to slide through the planning process
with nary a peep of mass and scale controversy, while other behemoths like Kmart and
Albertsons languished in busybody planner limbo for ages.
This massive investment in START will push us further down the road of governmentcontrolled transportation at the expense of individual freedom. I can see the efficacy of
buses full of people traveling between bustling commercial nodes within our valley, but
as START expands into less cost-effective routes the negative aspects of the push for
mass transit start to pile up.
Empty buses lumbering down formerly quiet residential streets negatively affect the
character of our neighborhoods. (Yes, I’m still annoyed by the new bus route that passes in
front of my house on Rancher Street). In order to fill those buses the government will need
to make it more and more difficult for us to drive and park our cars. The green war on our
personal automobiles, which is enshrined in our new master plan, will cost us money,
make us less free, and make it harder for working people to get to and do their jobs.
The greeniacs declared war on our incandescent light bulbs and won. That great big
structure going up in Karns Meadow is another salvo in their battle to eliminate the personal automobile. Underestimate big green government determination, and you may
end up totally dependent on whatever is stored in that giant building as your only
source of transportation.
Letter to the Editor
From Dan Brophy of Wilson
Common Core is shrouded in fiction
Education bureaucrats and politicians say dismissively, again and again, “there’s so much misinformation out there, opponents are misinformed.” Opposition to the Common Core agenda is
growing because opponents have done more homework than the bureaucrats.
FICTION: School districts maintain control over curriculum. FALSE, they do not. The US Dept of
Education spent $330 million in grants to design SBAC and PARCC, the two national Common Core
tests. Extensive research (and common sense) proves that teachers, who are evaluated and compensated on their students’ test scores, “teach to the test.” There will be only one correct answer on
the test, which the teacher must drill into the student. Night follows day: national standardized
tests require national standardized curriculum. Bill Gates, whose Foundation has spent over $400
million to fund Common Core development and dissemination efforts, bluntly stated: “When the
[standardized] tests are aligned to the common [Common Core] standards, the curriculum will line
up as well.” Wyoming bureaucrats are not telling the truth. National standards inevitably are national curriculum, local control disappears, stolen by bureaucrats from Wyoming citizens.
FICTION: The Federal government had no role in CC development. FALSE. The DoE cleverly disguised its involvement (see above), but the subterfuge is exposed by minimal research into DoE
documents. Former Education Secretary Califano states: “The DoE has simply paid others to do
that which it is forbidden [by statute] to do.”
FICTION: There will be no new, intrusive data collection on students. FALSE. The Governor’s education assistant assured me that the Wyoming education bureaucracy will “enforce all aspects of”
FERPA. Conveniently, FERPA was amended in January, 2012, to “allow for greater disclosures of
personal and directory student identifying information … [A]n institution may, under certain circumstances, designate and disclose student… unique personal identifiers…. The regulations also
provide that a parent or student may not opt out of the disclosure of such directory information…
[and also] allow for disclosure of [personally identifying information] without student or parent
consent, where institutions have contracted with organizations to conduct studies…” (National
Law Review). Look in your mirror and ask whether the same Federal government that has admitted
(only under pressure) to spying on your email can be trusted with your child’s private, individual
data, and can collect and share it without your consent? And, by the way, as a parent, the law now
says you may do nothing to prevent this?
FICTION: Common Core standards are superior to existing standards. FALSE. Bill Gates mused
in September, 2013, “It would be great if our education stuff worked, but that we won’t know for
probably a decade.” Gates’ Microsoft would never roll out a new operating system without millions
of hours of beta testing. By his own admission, Common Core is an experiment, but Governor
Mead and the Wyoming education bureaucracy tell us they know best and we must accept this
monumental, experimental change. And if we don’t, we are “misinformed.”
Common Core’s adoption cedes all local control over Wyoming’s curriculum to a rigid, copyrighted, “one-size-fits-all” national educational colossus. It forecloses any current or future opportunity to use in-state or other Wyoming-chosen resources to design or participate in innovative,
easily modified, and nationally and internationally superior curriculum. Wyoming students will
now march with the crowd into uniformity, rigidity, conformity, and in the end, mediocrity (at best).
Parents in this state would never agree to this stunning loss of control, but despite claims of the
bureaucracy, they have simply not been told. In one example I researched, the Wyoming Department of Education gave parents 22 days in 2010 to comment on nearly 700 pages of Common Core
standards. This is just one of many similar occurences during WDE’s supposed 3-year communication effort.
WDE owes citizens something better than a self-serving forum on February 13. Why not defend
its views in a debate with informed opponents of Common Core, in front of the entire community?
Three renowned Common Core experts are in Cheyenne through February 12. Bring them to Jackson for a real debate, and our local parents can decide for themselves just who is “misinformed.”
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The Cool: You can only hope that by mid-February we are getting past the threat of super-cold weather. Not so during WWII here in in Jackson. While our men were off to war in Europe or the Pacific, our women and children were home chopping and burning wood to ward off the
44 below temps on February 18, 1942. High that day was 8 below zero. Cooler than it was in Bataan, I’m sure.
The Hot: Thunderstorms in February? Oh yes, and the most intense winter thunderstorm that I
can recall here was on Valentine’s Day in 2000. We warmed up to almost 40 degrees that afternoon, before a particularly nasty cold front passed through in the evening, with wind gusts to 66
mph in the valley, hail that then turned to big fat snowflakes or “thundersnow”, and lightning. This
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Stop traversing, take the Fall Line
Props&Disses
By Jake Nichols
IPSSSDR 2014:
Why let the dogs out?
Yellowstone search-and-destroy policy
CHRIS HAVENER
Buddy Streeper won the 19th running of the International Pedigree
Stage Stop Sled Dog Race, his fifth title,
but the real winners were the communities
along the way that depend on the annual event
for a shot-in-arm to their winter economies.
The “dog-friendly race” conceived by local
musher Frank Teasley in 1996 has become a
major winter event drawing hundreds of fans to
each of the eight towns it overnights in. The
race has highlighted the sport of dog sledding
as well as spotlighting much of what western
Wyoming has to offer visitors. Pedigree Food for
Dogs has helped fund the event and market it
on a nationwide scale since its involvement 13
years ago.
The 2014 running of the IPSSSDR was not
without a few noteworthy oddities and firsts.
The race had one leg shortened due to lack of
snow (Stage 4, Lander) and another cancelled
altogether for too much of the white stuff (Stage
7, Kemmerer). Jackson’s own Stacey
Teasley, Frank’s wife,
also managed to win
her first leg ever – the
stage-shortened Lander run. She finished a
respectable 7th overall,
and less than three
minutes away from a
fifth place spot.
None of the 16
Buddy Streeper
mushers pulled out
and the event saw some strong outings by newcomers like Bondurant transplant and former
Teasley employee Alix Crittenden, who finished
sixth overall.
and behold, those USPS illuminati showed up in
Jackson recently to answer to Mayor Barron and
Jim Stanford, who led the charge against the
rash of undelivered parcels plaguing the 83002.
Mafioso bosses from Casper and Denver
dropped in to hear the complaints. USPS manager John Hite agreed the Post Office could do a
better job of looking up Post Office boxes and
matching them to street addresses even though
that wasn’t really their problem.
It was an impressive coup for town officials
considering USPS is waist-deep in letters and
losses. USPS has lost $21 billion in the past two
years, and the Jackson Post Office receives more
than 1,000 packages a day, on average, with
more than 10 percent of those addressed incorrectly. Notices have already been distributed to
local boxholders informing customers of the
new policy.
Just to test the waters, I’m having mommy
send my customary box of V-Day Sweethearts via
General Delivery. We’ll see where they end up.
Showdown in the 83002
It was nothing short of David versus Goliath and the little guy won
one. With the tiny town of Jackson,
WY, up against Washington, DC, and a
legacy of red tape and boggy bureaucracy, it was
the feds that blinked first.
Town electeds made enough noise concerning the Post Office’s “return to sender” debacle
over the holidays that they actually corralled
Jackson Postmaster Jennifer Grutzmacher at a
Town Council meeting and grilled her over
everything from “Why don’t we have a mailman
in Jackson?” to “Whose leg do we have to hump
to get a PO Box lookup on a package we thought
was coming FedEx?”
Grutzmacher did her best to defer the tougher
questions to higher-ups above her payscale. Low
GUEST DISS: Peter Moyer’s letter to Yellowstone superintendent Dan Wenk:
Yes, there is obviously concern
and caring for Yellowstone cutthroat
trout. All of us feel that. A number of
us have been trying – unsuccessfully
– to see the Park implement positive
measures to help cutthroat spawning success,
which is of critical importance. And on to the
need to objectively and professionally monitor
the impacts of warming trends, whirling disease,
avian predation (pelican resurgence), fires, siltation and habitat loss on cutthroat spawning.
And the need to consider the long-term coexistence of the species in numerous regional lakes,
which obviously is an important factor.
Yet the focus of the Park and its allies instead
remains obsessively focused on fundraising to
kill wild trout by netting, poisoning and catchand-kill regulations.
Beyond all the fundraising hype about “invasive,” “non-native,” and “voracious” trout
species, please remember that brown trout are
a wonderful and popular gamefish which are
native only to Scotland and Germany. Rainbows, cutts, browns, brookies and lakers have
been introduced far beyond their native haunts.
Should these wild trout be killed when “nonnative?” We are not dealing with Burmese
pythons in the Everglades, or rock snot algae, or
zebra mussels. We are dealing with wild trout
stocked in Yellowstone by the federal government over 120 years ago.
It would be nice to see a more positive direction, Dan.
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ThemOnUs
By Jake Nichols
Longtime editor for Powder Magazine, Porter Fox landed a sweet opinion
piece in The New York Times Sunday
Review. Titled “The End of Snow?” the
article had to baffle most New Yorkers
who’ve had their share of battles with
the white stuff, but the author of Deep:
The Story of Skiing and the Future of
Snow has been connecting climate
change with diminishing snow depths
for years now.
“I was floored by how much snow had
already disappeared from the planet,
not to mention how much was predicted to melt in my lifetime,” Fox wrote
in the piece published February 7. Fox
added that 88 percent of American ski
resorts now use artificial snowmaking to
help them through a winter season.
Fox moved to Jackson Hole after
graduating college in Vermont. He
wrote briefly for the Jackson Hole News
before landing his gig at Powder. He
now lives in Brooklyn.
Justin and Tod Pervus in Driving Blind.
Blind ambition
Jamaican Bobsled team trains in Evanston.
Scotch on the rocks
DRIVING BLIND
Slopes closed in Oberwiesenthal.
A dry future
their 13,000-mile journey across America in a documentary called Driving
Blind. The film (drivingblindfilm.com)
has garnered positive reviews at more
than a dozen film festival screenings.
Already more than $50,000 has been
raised for the Choroideremia Research
Foundation. The brothers travelled in
and around Jackson Hole, including a
stop at Idaho’s infamous Spud Drive-In.
After a few phone calls and emails,
Skog had nine Jamaicans training in
Evanston in 1999. The team ended up
finishing in the middle of the pack in
2002. They failed to qualify for the 2006
and 2010 games.
Fast forward to the winter games in
Sochi. The Jamaican bobsled team is
headed back to the Winter Olympics
and once again trained in Evanston
where team captain Winston Watts has
made his home for the past 15 years. Incidentally, the team arrived in Russia
last week ahead of their lost luggage,
which turned up a day after their arrival.
If an Olympic bobsled team from Jamaica doesn’t sound unlikely enough,
how about adding the fact that the ragtag bunch of sledders train in Wyoming?
An in-depth story in the Star-Tribune
confirmed what we already knew to be
rumor: That the Jamaican national bobsleigh team trains in Evanston, Wyo.
The team debuted at the Winter
Olympics in 1992, prompting the 1993
movie Cool Runnings. Leading into the
games at Salt Lake in 2002, we heard
the tobogganing Rastas were training in
Wyoming.
Here’s how it all got started. Paul
Skog, an Evanston attorney who is
known to wear a multicolored Rastafarian hat on occasion, learned that a bobsled track was to open in Park City in
1997 ahead of the Salt Lake games. He
thought Evanston, only 75 miles to the
north, would make for a great training
facility headquarters and would help
put the small Wyoming city on the map.
So he called Jamaica.
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What would you do if you knew you
were going blind? If you had a limited
amount of time to see what you could
before you could see nothing more,
where would you go?
Brothers Tod and Justin Pervus
planned to gain a world of vision before
losing their eyesight to a rare disorder
known as Choroideremia, recording
Planet Jackson Hole writer Kelsey
Dayton took us along on a dusty ride in
search of a whiskey tasting in the
quasi-ghost town of Atlantic City. The
opening sentence sucked us in. We’ve
all been there.
“I started to get nervous when the gas
light came on,” Dayton began, describing her trek to Miner’s Delight, a oneroom cabin bar that opens just twice a
month for rare single-malt Scotch tastings. “We weren’t exactly lost. We could
have reversed direction on the dirt road
we’d been driving on for more than a
half-tank of gas, but I doubted that
we’d make it out of the sagebrush sea
before the fumes ran out.”
Dayton made it and the rest is her
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Yellowstone Supervolcano eruption
will be cataclysmic, if not imminent
By Jake Nichols
As learned as Wally Ulrich is about the unfathomable secrets of the terra firma deep, there are times
when he just has to speculate, or extrapolate from
what data can be farmed from instruments that are
forever listening to the subterranean belches of a
planet wrapped around a core of molten lava as hot as
the sun. To be fair, all scientists like Ulrich can do is
guess. It’s hardly a reassuring notion for a general
public living atop the world’s largest hotspot: the gurgling, bubbling caldron called Yellowstone.
Ulrich packs plenty of cred. The Wyoming native is
founder and president of Geologists of Jackson Hole, a
former state geologist and chair of the state’s Geological Survey Board, and a trustee of the American Geologic Institute Foundation. As many questions as the
decorated geoscientist can answer about Wyoming’s
unique geology including the fascinating Yellowstone
area, it’s the ones he can’t that gnaw at him.
“Kids get just panic-stricken and they don’t know
how to deal with it. They’re just terrorized by it,” Ulrich shared after a recent talk he gave to young students about the supervolcano that lurks quite alive
and active at the heart of Yellowstone National Park.
“The most heart-wrenching questions I’ve ever had to
answer came from these kids. ‘If I have to leave my
dog will he be here when I get back?’ or ‘Will I be vaporized?’ It just breaks your heart.”
Recent hysteria over off-the-chart readings gleaned
from a faulty sensor in Yellowstone set neighbors of
the nation’s first national park on edge. In addition, a
new study from the University of Utah claims the
magma chamber located just three to nine miles
below the Earth’s surface is far larger than previously
thought: a pocket of hot lava measuring some 55
miles long by 18 miles wide. Frequent earthquake
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swarms in the Yellowstone region have also alarmed
the neighbors. The question on everyone’s lips is the
same: Is Yellowstone getting ready to blow?
Doomsday scenario: What if it happened?
Experts say it’s not only residents in the Rocky
Mountain region that need to worry about the slumbering supervolcano; when Yellowstone blows it will
alter life on Planet Earth as we know it. Comparisons
to the 1980 eruption of Mount St. Helens are often
made to help paint a picture of what a major volcanic
event in Yellowstone might look like. It’s hardly a fair
comparison, and no more accurate than contrasting a
firecracker and a hydrogen bomb.
The closest experts can get to what a major eruption in Yellowstone might look like is by studying the
Krakatoa blast of 1883. On August 27 of that year the
island volcano blew its top, launching debris 15 miles
into the atmosphere. Using Krakatoa for comparison,
a major eruption of Yellowstone’s supervolcano will
be easily heard above the din of New York City traffic.
Every seismometer in the world will record the initial
shockwave.
Krakatoa rates a 6 on a scale known as Volcanic Explosion Index. By comparison, Mount St. Helen’s had
a VEI of 5. The largest ever volcanic eruption recorded
in modern times is Mount Tambora, which burst on
April 10, 1815. It rated a VEI of 7 and the resulting ash
thrown into the sky blotted out the sun for nearly a
year. Global temps dropped an average of five degrees
causing worldwide crop failures and earning 1816 the
dubious title of “The year without a summer.”
How would a Yellowstone eruption compare? Scientists are aware of three major full-scale outbursts in
Yellowstone’s history. The latest is an eruption that
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caused the formation of the Yellowstone caldera. It occurred approximately 640,000 years ago. Before that,
major eruptions took place 1.3 and 2.1 million years
ago. Each blast was slightly smaller than the preceding one – an indication, according to some scientists,
that Yellowstone is cooling off. The latest smaller-scale
eruption took place some 70,000 years ago, forming
the West Thumb of Yellowstone Lake.
Experts say a supervolcanic event in Yellowstone
would be at least 50 times as powerful as the Krakatoa
blast and 2,000 times the size of the 1980 Mount St.
Helen’s eruption. In short, surrounding communities
like West Yellowstone, Moran, and Cody would be
Pompeii – buried in more than 240 cubic miles of
pumice and ash. They would be the lucky ones.
The eruption would last for about a week. The resulting debris thrown into the atmosphere would
obliterate the sun for weeks after, probably months.
Worldwide famine would take hold, threatening every
species on Earth.
“I would think it would be quite severe,” said Dr.
Michael Rampino. Rampino is a professor at NYU in
the departments of biology and environmental studies. “First, it would be a problem to get through the
eruption. Areas adjacent to Yellowstone would be destroyed by basaltic lava flows. Volcanic ash would
cover the western United States. In the years to come,
average global temperatures would plummet. The
cooling would be pretty dramatic: 5 to 10 degrees. And
that’s Celsius. We’re probably talking 10 to 20 degrees
Fahrenheit lower temps around the world.”
Crop failures would result in worldwide famine,
Rampino speculated. And there would be nowhere to
run. Even tropical regions near the equator would experience frost. Loss of vegetation would result in the
Hysteria over the 1,530-square-mile caldera in Yellowstone has peaked in recent years, owed in part to
better and more extensive surveillance of the park’s
subterranean nether regions. Yellowstone has never
been more seismically observed than it is now.
Jamie Farrell is a geophysicist at the University of
Utah and the lead author of the study that concluded
the magma chamber underneath Yellowstone is twoand-a-half times larger than previously estimated.
That calculation came as a result of better instrumentation purchased with economic stimulus
money in 2010.
Up to 35 seismic stations monitor ground shaking
activity in real-time telemetry, reporting the data back
to the Geologic Hazards Science Center in Golden,
Colorado, and to the University of Utah. Lately, some
of the data has been made public on the Internet.
Readings at one particular site caused a national stir
when the Turner Radio Network reported instrumentation malfunction as an impending sign Yellowstone
was about to erupt.
“What happened was someone was seeing this data
on the public side and that someone started panicking,” Ulrich explained. “That person paid no attention
to the other data and talked to nobody about it. Look,
a computer at Golden monitors everything and even
before any human sees any data, alerts are posted to
some 70 scientists throughout the world.”
One of the first scientists to see seismic readings
from some 300 channels coming out of Yellowstone is
the USGS scientist-in-charge at the Yellowstone Volcanic Observatory, Jacob Lowenstern. When Yellowstone burps, it’s in Lowenstern’s ear.
“Anytime you have data available to the public they
are going to interpret it as they want. That’s why we
have people trained to disseminate this information,”
Lowenstern said, adding that the x-directional, or the
channel measuring up-and-down p-waves at Borehole B944, was malfunctioning. “What happened was
there was just noise on one of the channels. It was not
a real signal.” Channels broadcasting s-waves, or the
side-to-side motions of the ground which are not
publically available, were reading normal, according
to Lowenstern.
“If they want to say they think Yellowstone is getting
ready to erupt they can say what they want but there
is no logic to it. They are simply not using other tools
to be self-skeptical. Just looking at nearby seismometers should tell you that there is nothing going on in
that in area. There can be cultural noise or weatherrelated noise. In this case, I don’t think we know what
the noise was. That particular channel is not working
properly and we don’t have the money to go in there,
especially during the winter, and get to it.”
Lowenstern added, “For one thing, true geological
signals don’t look like that. They start with a peak
when the rock breaks and then wax and wane. It’s a
rich signal. This [faulty reading] is just constant noise
and is the kind of thing you see when there are electronic problems. And you can find this kind of aberrant noise signal every day somewhere on any one of
the monitors out there. If you want to find one of
them you can find them. Wind can get people excited.
A car going by can get people excited. This person was
clearly not trying to understand anything about Yellowstone but was just trying to get people scared.”
from the number of data we have.”
Ulrich did point out the work of a colleague, Adam
Schultz, whose limited research using souped-up, old
school geophysical imaging methods like magnetotellurics shows a differing opinion of what may be occurring as deep as 25 miles below the earth’s surface.
Earthquake swarms: Yellowstone breathing
Alarmists often point to the numerous earthquake
clusters that occur within the park. Is seismic activity
a sign of a supervolcano coming to life or is it a naturally occurring phenomenon of hotspots found also in
Iceland and Hawaii?
“Swarms are very common in volcanic settings,”
Farrell said. “In Yellowstone, about half of the total
number of earthquakes occur as swarm seismicity;
most are very small and last one or two days.”
Two such swarms in particular worried some recently. In January 2010, seismic monitors in the Madison Plateau were jumping. Small- to medium-sized
earthquakes came faster than could be counted. In all,
some 2,500 earthquakes were reported during a
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sented to the American Geophysical Union late last
year, confirmed what some scientists feared: the
amount of hot molten rock that is in some type of liquid state is enormous.
“We can’t use ground-penetrating radar. The only
way to measure the magma reservoir beneath Yellowstone National Park is through seismic waves. S-waves
do not travel through fluid,” Farrell said.
Lowenstern said the news that Yellowstone was sitting atop a larger pool of lava than previously thought
did not surprise him. “I think people expected it before because of the size of the caldera and the heat
coming off of it,” he said. “Remember, the magma
doesn’t have to be all melt. Not all of the material is
highly molten or eruptible. It’s like a sponge down
there in a lot of places.”
Ulrich said these estimations are just that. More accurate technology is either too expensive or banned
within a national park.
“No one has been allowed to map it like we do with
oil and gas. Mobil and Exxon would use explosives,”
Ulrich said. “You can’t do any of this without putting
equipment on the ground. We just have to deduce
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extinction of numerous species, especially those already threatened.
“The tropics might be the worst place to be if we get
the effects we think we will get from a mega-eruption,” Rampino said. “There is the threat of drought in
those regions and populations there are short on food
now. Any species not particularly cold-hardy would be
in serious trouble.”
New and better science
The ability to measure secondary waves, commonly
referred to as s-waves, is relatively new to Yellowstone
geoscientists. For one, it has allowed Farrell and his
team to more accurately map the magma chamber
below Yellowstone. The findings, which were pre-
Wally Ulrich at Yellowstone Lake.
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Jacob Lowenstern
swarm that lasted a month. Two years earlier, a 10-day cluster of
earthquakes rocked the Yellowstone Lake bed. Nearly 900 earthquakes were recorded in that episode.
Still, they weren’t the biggest. In 1985, more than 3,000 earthquakes jolted the region, centered east of West Yellowstone. The
swarm lasted more than 70 days.
“What all of this tells you is that Yellowstone is very much an
active volcanic system, and that pressurized areas underneath
are nature’s release valve,” Lowenstern said. “People feel them
and nobody likes feeling earthquakes, even if they are small. We
watch them carefully and we don’t think they indicate anything
larger coming. It’s all a balance that keeps the system from erupting. At least for now.”
Farrell agrees. Much of what happens in Yellowstone – from
geysers to mudpots to earthquake swarms – is simply evidence of
a supervolcano “breathing.”
“These releases are just the way a volcano works,” Farrell said.
“When we’ve have had some of these larger swarms, we see they
tend to occur right when the caldera is going from inflation to deflation. What we think is that these swarms are evidence that fluids or gasses are coming off the magma reservoir and that allows
the caldera to go into a deflation episode.”
Big bang theory:
What would a supervolcano look like?
The good news is Yellowstone will not go off overnight. We’ll
have warning. Weeks, maybe even months. The bad news is there
will be nowhere to go to escape the impending effects, including
everything from drastic climate change to economic collapse. In
the days leading up to a catastrophic event in Yellowstone, scientists will be looking for a few things.
“We’re not exactly sure how it [will go down]. No one’s ever
seen one,” Farrell admitted. “But it will likely start with a series of
smaller events, ramping up slowly to a major eruption. It may
take weeks, months; we aren’t exactly sure. We expect lots of
swarms and a huge change in hydrothermal system with major
ground deformation.”
Swarms in the three range on the Richter scale would give way
to legitimate tremblors in the five or six range, according to
Lowenstern. It would be a clear indication the crust protecting us
from the molten lava that causes Yellowstone to steam away all
winter was starting to crack open.
“There would be a lot of big earthquakes and people would feel
them,” Lowenstern said, describing the end times. “Magma is not
going to come out of the ground without earth breaking. We
would be looking for ground deformation on the scale of feet. Hot
stuff would start intersecting with the park’s hydrothermal system and that would cause explosions. Prior to the last eruption
there were lots of lava flows that came out of the ground. So we
could possibly see many small ones before a big one.”
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The Town of Jackson’s
overnight parking
ban has gone into
effect. So, if you
want to avoid all
kinds of hassles,
listen up!
PARKING RESTRICTIONS
Through April 15th,
between 3am & 7am, it
is illegal to park overnight
on Jackson streets, including
public parking lots, regardless
of weather (rain or shine, snow
or bikini.) Crews begin plowing
at 3am. Parked cars on town
streets make the job of keeping
roads clear of snow more difficult.
Consequently, cars left on town streets
between 3am & 7am will be ticketed and
towed by Jackson police. If you’re looking
for your wheels in the morning, contact the JPD
at 733-1430, during normal working hours,
or contact dispatch at 307-733-2331 after 5pm.
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SHOVELING
REQUIREMENTS
Additionally, we would like to remind people:
Town residents are responsible for keeping
sidewalks shoveled.
• The TOJ assists with snow removal
in the downtown core and along
Broadway.
• Residents should not put their
garbage cans out the night
before, but rather after 7:00am
on garbage days.
• Please keep trash cans, cars,
and other obstacles out of the
streets and off of the curbs.
This saves your property and
makes the streets more clear of
drifts and snow.
• Residents are also encouraged
to help keep fire hydrants clear
of snow.
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ThisWeek Art&Entertainment
By Jeana
Haarman
THURSDAY 2.13
THURSDAY 2.13
THURSDAY 2.13
Work of heart
Wild Africa
Circ Chamber Mixer
Re-live some of your favorite love songs from
U2 and others in this upbeat performance featuring talent from the community.
Cathedral Voices: Music in Harmony, 5:30 to
6:30 p.m., in the Center Theater Lobby. Free.
cathedralvoices.org.
Admire mighty African animals immortalized
in their environment through photos by Nick
Brandt. Feast on East African inspired food
and sip on safari gin and tonics.
Mix’d Media: Elegy, 6 to 9 p.m. at NMWA.
Free to members, $5 non-members. wildlifeart.org.
Drop by to get a sneak peek into Circ’s new
project, Jackson Hole Traveler Guide. Launching in May, the guide will feature storytelling
and an interpretive fold-out map.
Circ Chamber Mixer, 5 to 7 p.m. at Circ
Headquarters. Free. jacksonholechamber.com.
FRIDAY 2.14
FRIDAY 2.14
FRIDAY 2.14
Cowboy sing-along
A fairytale opera
Viva mariachi
Join traveling folksinger Hank Cramer, and
local John Sidle for a Valentine’s Day singalong. Bring your voice and leave your inhibitions at home.
Hank Cramer Concert, 8 p.m. at Dornan’s.
$15. dornans.com.
Renée Fleming returns to one of her signature
roles, singing the enchanting Song to the Moon
in Dvorák’s soulful fairytale opera.
The Met Live in HD: Dvorak’s Rusalka, 7
p.m. in the Center Theater. Adults $20, students $12. gtmf.org.
Hear the soulful ballads of Mariachi and witness the rhythmical dances that have delighted
audiences for generations.
Viva Mariachi, 7:30 p.m. at the Civic Auditorium in Idaho Falls.$10 general, $5 students. ifsymphony.org
SATURDAY 2.15
SAT. 2.15 & SUN 2.16
TUESDAY 2.18
Walker’s right place
Cutter Races
Harmony with Gaynor
Travis Walker’s exhibit of new works will feature vintage campers, continuing his exploration of surreal landscape scenes in Jackson.
Everything in its Right Place: Travis Walker
Art Opening, 5 to 7 p.m. at Altamira Fine Art.
Free. altamiraart.com
Cheer on the horse-drawn chariots and their
cowboys pulled by a team of thoroughbreds
down the snowy track to the finish line.
43rd Annual Cutter Races, 12:30 to 3 p.m. at
the Melody Ranch south of Jackson. Free.
jhshriners.org.
Renowned oncologist Dr. Mitchell Gaynor will
discuss holisitic healing and important lifestyle
changes that can contribute to leading a long,
healthy life.
Dr. Mitchell Gaynor, 5:30 to 7:30 p.m. at the
Old Wilson Schoolhouse. 213-9839, ehtrust.org.
Rethink
AR Zoning
prugh.com 307-733-9888
CALENDAR
Wednesday 2.12
MUSIC
■ Karaoke, 9 p.m. at the Virginian Saloon. Free. 739-9891.
■ Open Mic Night, 8 p.m. at
Eleanor’s. Free. 733-7901.
■ Cooltune80, 9 to midnight at
The Rose. Jazz, blues. 7331500.
■ Bandwagon, 9 p.m. at the
Million Dollar Cowboy Bar.
Country. Free. 733-2207.
■ 30th Annual Sweethogs &
Swinehearts Ball featuring
Infamous Stringdusters, 9:30
p.m. at the Mangy Moose. $25.
Bluegrass, jamgrass. MangyMoose.com.
■ PTO, 6 to 9 p.m. at Café
Genevieve. Bluegrass. Free.
732-1910.
■ Chanman and Powell
Miller, 3 to 6 p.m. at The
Alpenhof in Teton Village. Ski
bum music, reggae. Free. 7333242.
■ Aaron Davis and Greg
Creamer, 4:30 to 7:30 p.m. at
Ascent Lounge in Teton Village.
Americana, country-blues. Free.
ART
■ Wild Wednesday Dinner
Series, 5:30 to 8:30 p.m. at the
National Museum of Wildlife
Art. Explore the galleries and
enjoy a tapas-inspired menu
while relaxing to the piano
music of Francis Koerber, Teton
Virtuoso. RSVP 732-5434.
wildlife art.org.
COMMUNITY
■ Free Legal Clinic, 4 p.m. at
Teton County Access to Justice
Center, 185 S. Willow. Working
through a divorce or child custody agreement without a
lawyer? Free assistance with
family law forms. 734-9023,
TetonJustice.org.
■ Family Origami Master
Class with Michael LaFosse, 6
to 7:30 p.m. at the Teton
County Library. Origami skills
class designed for families and
diverse ages. Ages 4 and up.
Free. tclib.org.
■ Bingo Night, 7 to 8 p.m. at
the Jackson Elks Lodge. Refreshments available, pubic invited.
$17. elks.org.
■ Trivia Night with Crazy
Tom, 7 p.m. at Town Square
Tavern. Show off your knowledge and win prizes. Free.
townsquaretavern.com.
CLASSES & LECTURES
■ Become Suicide Alert, 5:30
to 8:30 p.m. at St. John’s Medical Center. Learn four basic
steps to recognize persons with
thoughts of suicide and connect
them with suicide helping resources. Free. tetonhospital.org.
MIND, BODY & SPIRIT
■ Shamanic Journeywork
Circle, 6 to 8 p.m. at Spirit
Bookstore. Participants will be
safely initiated into Shamanic
Journeying to enter non-ordinary reality through the use of
traditional drumming, rattling
and singing. Participants will be
guided to awaken healing,
knowledge, creativity and sense
of purpose. Bring blanket, comfy
clothing and journal to record
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Thursday 2.13
MUSIC
■ Salsa Night, 9 p.m. to midnight at The Rose. Free. 7331500.
■ Bandwagon, 9 p.m. at the
Million Dollar Cowboy Bar.
Country. Free. 733-2207.
■ The Flannel Attractions, 4
to 6 p.m. at the Mangy Moose in
Teton Village. Folk, bluegrass.
MangyMoose.com.
■ Justin Smith, 4:30 to 7:30
p.m. at Ascent Lounge in Teton
Village. Folk. Free.
■ Disco Night with DJs Just
Kenny and The Spartan, 10
p.m. at the Stagecoach Bar in
Wilson. Free. 733-4407.
■ Open Mic Night, 9 p.m. at
the Virginian Saloon. Free. 7399891.
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MusicBox
THE SHOOK TWINS
DIXIE LEADFOOT &
THE CHROME STRUTS
BEN MOON
CALENDAR
journey insights. Also either
drums, rattles or power objects.
$15/person 6-8pm. Max 10 participants. Reserve your space at
733-3382. spiritjh.com.
OUTDOORS
■ Winter Sleigh Rides on National Elk Refuge, 10 a.m. to 4
p.m. at the National Elk Refuge.
Visitors purchase tickets at the
Visitor Center and take a free
shuttle bus to board the sleigh.
Reservations available. Adults
$19, children ages 5-12 $15,
children under 5 are free. 7330277.
SPORTS & RECREATION
■ Decision Making in the
Backcountry for Women, 6:30
to 8 p.m. at the Jackson Hole
Mountain Guides Office. Women
will explore beyond the technical aspects of avalance safety and
hone in on the human-factors of
traveling in avalanche terrain.$10
donation. Space is limited, register with carisa@shejumps.org.
■ Open Public Skating for all
ages, Noon to 2:30 p.m. at
Snow King Sports & Events Center. Adults $8, Kids $6, brand
new rental skates $5. snowkingsec.com.
BLACK UHURU
Heart-shaped music box
By Aaron Davis
There’s a little extra musical love in the
air with the Feast of Saint Valentine
falling on Friday. You and your sweetie
will find pulsing, horn-laced Dixieland
band Jackson Six at the Silver Dollar Bar;
female-fronted rockabilly with Dixie
Leadfoot and The Chrome Struts at The
Alpenhof; Shook Twins at The Trap; Hank
Cramer at Dornan’s; George Kilby at the
Mangy Moose; WYOBass with Cut La Whut
at Town Square Tavern and jazz at both
Teton Pines Country Club and The Granary. Here are a few of those Valentine options in detail.
Post-Zappa rockabilly
Fronted by former Frank Zappa and
Steve Vai vocalist Suzannah “Thana” Harris, Denver rockabilly trio Dixie Leadfoot
and The Chrome Struts will fill your aprèsski sessions on Friday and Saturday at the
‘Hof (Alpenhof Lodge in Teton Village, that
is). Harris, who holds down vocal and upright bass duties for the Struts, provided
harmony vocal on Zappa’s Them or Us
(1984) and overdub vocals on his Sleep
Dirt reissue in 1991. Her husband, Bob
Harris, played keyboards, trumpet and
vocal with Zappa in 1980.
Harris said in an interview that she was
hired by Zappa to sing because she could
imitate the style of a longtime, slightly
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bored singer in a cocktail bar. “[Frank told]
me, when he handed me the cassette with
the rhythm tracks and a guitar melody line
which I was supposed to learn for the lead
vocal, that he had tried numerous vocalists
for numerous years and hadn’t found the
right one to sing the lyrics to those songs.”
Dixie Leadfoot and The Chrome Struts,
3 to 6 p.m., Friday and Saturday at the
‘Hof in Teton Village. Free. 733-3242.
Twins for a triple
Born in Sandpoint, Idaho, and based in
Portland, Oregon, The Shook Twins have
long self-described their brand of music as
“quirky folk.” A staple duo act at the Trap
Bar over the last several winters, the Twins
have been known to beat box, loop textures, and sing about chickens through
telephones, even chicken bocking. Yeah,
that’s pretty weird.
With their third LP, What We Do (due
in April), perhaps they are growing less
goofy and a little more introspective
with age. Production is crisp, rhythms
are indie-folk groovy, and the relatively
straight-ahead instrumentation is
craftily intertwined with appearances
from their bulked-up touring band: Niko
Daoussis (mandolin, electric guitar, vocals), Kyle Volkman (bass), Anna Tivel
(violin, vocals), and Russ Kleiner (drum
kit, percussion).
Shook Twins, 3 to 6 p.m., Friday, Satur-
day and Sunday in The Trap Bar at Grand
Targhee Resort. Free. GrandTarghee.com.
Reggae royalty
Arguably the most successful of the second-generation post-Marley reggae bands,
Black Uhuru (meaning “freedom” in
Swahili) has maintained despite numerous
personnel changes in its four decade-plus
history. A mess of legal battles between
founding members ensued in 1996, an era
when two separate bands were touring
under the name Black Uhuru. That court
decision sided with bandleader Derrick
“Duckie” Simpson, who now tours with
Andrew Bees and Kaye Starr, among other
backing members.
In 1983, Black Uhuru was the first reggae band to win a Grammy for Anthem.
They further broke the mold by touring
worldwide with The Clash, The Police and
Rolling Stones, among others. After an
eight-year break from touring, the band
began touring worldwide again in 2011.
Opening the show will be Indubious. The
Southern Oregon trio is fronted by brothers
Evan “Evton B” Burton (keys and vocals)
and Spencer “Skip Wicked” Burton (bass
and vocals) coining its mix of roots-reggae
and electronic as “roots-tronica.”
Black Uhuru with guests Indubious, 9
p.m., Friday at the Pink Garter Theatre.
$26 advance, $29 day-of-show.
PinkGarterTheatre.com.
CALENDAR
Uncle Stack & The Attack
TUESDAY FEB 11; 9:30 P.M.
In Jackson Hole’s Historic Wort Hotel
LIVE MUSIC
Rock & Roll from Jackson’s favorite musicians.
Led Zeppelin to Lenny Kravitz, these guys do it all every Tuesday night. Free
THURSDAY FEB 13; 9:30 P.M.
Whiskey Mornin’
Whiskey Mornin’ brings a non-stop dance party covering hits and rarities
from across all genres and decades - $5
COME
WATCH THE
OLYMPICS!
Proper Motion with
Cut la Whut and Spartan
FRIDAY FEB 14; 9:30 P.M.
Proper Motion from Boulder brings the heat to the WYOBASS Valentine Special - $5
FRIDAY & SATURDAY
FEBRUARY 14 & 15
JACKSON SIX
TUESDAY, FEBRUARY 18
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Wednesday Après from 3 to 6pm
Après SPECIAL:
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Wednesday, Feb 12
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Tickets
available
from Beth.
Call today!
690-1352
Proceeds benefit
JH Lions Club
Eye Care Program
MAW BAND
Red Hot Acoustic
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Garter Theatre. $19-$28. Metal.
PinkGarterTheatre.com.
bers. WildlifeArt.org.
■ Cathedral Voices: Music in
Harmony Concert, 5:30 to
6:30 p.m. in the Center Theater
Lobby. Re-live some of your favorite love songs featuring talent
from the community’s five
music oranizations. Free. cathedralvoices.org.
ART
■ Mix’d Media: Elegy, 6 to 9
p.m. at the National Museum of
Wildlife Art. Celebrate the new
exhibit, Elegy: The African Photography of Nick Brandt with
live music from Screen Door
Porch, art activities, food and
specialty cocktails. Free to
members, $4 non-members.
wildlifeart.org.
COMMUNITY
■ Jackson Hole Travel &
Tourism meeting, 2 p.m. at
the Town of Jackson Building.
Free. tetonwyo.org.
■ Circ Chamber Mixer featuring JH Traveler, 5 to 7 p.m.
at Circ headquarters, 215 N.
Millward St. Get a sneak peak
into Circ’s new project, the
New Jackson Hole Travler
Guide. Free. jacksonholechamber.com.
■ Youth Origami Master
Class with Michael LaFosse,
6:30 to 8 p.m. at the Teton
County Library. Origami skills
class designed for children from
Kindergarten through 12th
grade. Free. tclib.org.
CLASSES & LECTURES
■ Free Tax Preparation, 5:30
to 8 p.m. in the Ordway Auditorium at the Teton County Library. Frienly volunteers,
certified by the IRS are eager
and ready to help you file your
federal income taxes, determine
tax credit eligibility and file the
forms digitally. Spanish translators available. First come firstserve. Free. tclib.org.
MIND, BODY & SPIRIT
■ Kids Yoga, 3:30 to 4:15 at Inversion Yoga Studio. Linda Whittington introduces lots of fun
yoga poses for the kids and incorporates dancing breath
work, and a beautiful savasana
to end the practice. Children
will gain flexibility in both their
bodies and spirits. Children 4
years old to 5th grade are welcome. $10 for drop-in. inversionyoga.com.
■ Therapeutic Yoga, 6 to 7:15
p.m. at Teton Yoga Shala. Focus
on specific therapeutic needs,
holding postures and utilizing
breath work. $12-19.
tetonyoga.com.
OUTDOORS
■ Winter Sleigh Rides on
National Elk Refuge, 10 a.m.
to 4 p.m. at the National Elk
Refuge. Visitors purchase tickets
at the Visitor Center and take a
free shuttle bus to board the
sleigh. Reservations available.
Adults $19, children ages 5-12
$15, children under 5 are free.
733-0277.
SPORTS & RECREATION
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■ Suunto Watch Clinic, 6 p.m.
at Skinny Skis. Learn more about
training and mountaineering
watches, how to use them effectively and be entered to win a
Suunto Ambit2 R Running
Watch. Free. skinnyskis.com.
■ Fat Bike Demo, 6 to 8 p.m.
at Summit High School / Middle
School Groomed Ski Track. Try
out the latest buzz in winter activities with fat bikes with 4”
tires that may be ridden in snow,
sand and soft surfaces! Teton
Mountain Bike Tours will provide
the bikes, helmet and staff to explain and educate about Fat Bike
use and trail etiquette. Age 18
and over. Register on site. tetonparksandrec.org or 307-7399025.
■ Stretching for Winter Activities: One Night Workshop, 6:30 to 8 p.m. at the Rec
Center. Learn how to add flexibility training to your health and
fitness routine to optimize performance, recovery and prevent
injury. Dress for stretching and
bring a mat to class. $12. Age 18
and older. Register by Feb. 12 at
tetonparksandrec.org or 7399025.
■ Open Public Skating for all
ages, Noon to 2:30 p.m. at
Snow King Sports & Events Center. Adults $8, Kids $6, brand
new rental skates $5. snowkingsec.com.
■ Aikido Sessions, 7:30 p.m. at
Inversion Yoga. Free. inversionyoga.com.
W H AT CO U L D I SAY
Helping victims of abuse
find safety, shelter and hope.
SERVICES INCLUDE:
24-Hour Help Line 733-SAFE (7233)
Free and Confidential Crisis Shelter
Emotional Support and Counseling
Advocacy
Support Groups
“IT’S NOT YOUR FAULT.”
Resources and Referrals
Transitional Housing
Protection and Stalking Orders
Volunteer Junior Advocate Program for Teens
Customized Trainings Designed for Any Audience
On-Site SafePAWS Pet Kennel
307.733. SA F E ( 7233 )
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Jackson Hole Lions Club and Howdy Pardners present the 118th annual
Friday 2.14
MUSIC
■ Papa Chan and Johnny C
Note, 6 to 9 p.m. at Teton Pines
Country Club Restaurant. ‘20s
to ‘40s jazz. Free. 733-1005.
■ Jazz Night, 7 to 10 p.m. in
The Granary at Spring Creek
Ranch. Chris Moran on guitar,
Bill Plummer on bass, and Mike
Calabrese on drums. Free. 7338833.
■ Bandwagon, 9 p.m. at the
Million Dollar Cowboy Bar.
Country. Free. 733-2207.
■ Jackson Six, 7:30 to 11 p.m.
at the Silver Dollar Bar. Dixieland jazz. Free. 732-3939.
■ Kris Lager Band, 9:30 p.m.
at Town Square Tavern. Blues,
soul. 733-3886.
■ The Shook Twins, 3 to 6
p.m. in the Trap Bar at Grand
Targhee Resort. Americana, folk.
Free. GrandTarghee.com.
■ Calle Mambo, 7 p.m. at the
Sublette County Library in
Pinedale. Latin jazz, Salsa. Benefit for the library. Sublettecountylibrary.org.
■ Hank Cramer, 8 p.m. at
Dornan’s in Moose. $15. Folk.
734-2415.
■ The Miller Sisters, 4 to 7
p.m. at The Handle Bar in Teton
Village. Country-soul. Free.
■ Dixie Leadfoot & The
Chrome Struts, 3 to 6 p.m. at
The Alpenhof in Teton Village.
Rockabilly. Free. 733-3242.
■ Black Uhuru with guests
Indubious, 9 p.m. at the Pink
Garter Theatre. Reggae. $26/ad-
690-1352
690-6238
TICKETS $15:
Proceeds benefit
JH Lions Club
Eye Care Program
Available from any
queen candidate
or $20 at the door
Silent Auction
Gambling
Domino’s Pizza
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Brandy Armajo
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GRAND PRIZE
$1,000
Music by
Kenny Bradberry
Dance Lessons, 7pm
(courtesy of Dancers’ Workshop)
Emmy Knoblock
& Robert Berlin
Jackson Printing
Looking past my Pad Kee
Mao and out the front window,
I expected to see taxi rickshaws,
125cc motorcycles overburdened with families of five,
doughy tourists in flip-flops,
and rivers of power lines disappearing into heavily leafed
monkey pod trees.
The vibe inside Thai Plate,
the Thai restaurant that took
over Teton Thai’s original location in the dead-end, pedestrian-only alley between St.
John’s Episcopal Church and
Gaslight Alley, is that authentic.
Dirt-stained pastel walls.
Mismatched furniture. Offbrand Kleenex for napkins. A
thin silk cover decorated with
sequins over the tissue box and
an image of a trundling elephant. An oversized wall calendar over a decade past its prime
(1999) and featuring faintly watercolored Chinese landscapes.
A peacock rendered in sequins
on a wall tapestry.
Other Jackson Hole hotspots
– such as The Rose, CocoLove,
Sudachi, and The Kitchen – also
offer transporting experiences,
but to much more sexy, swanky
metropolitan areas like Manhattan or Los Angeles.
Thai Plate transports you, but
your destination is more akin to
a developing country. And it’s
awesome.
Thai Plate is the antidote to
the valley’s reclaimed barn
wood, oxidized steel, log, and
artwork-as-expensive-as-anew-car restaurant aesthetic. I
do love this mountain modern,
as well as the food that accompanies it. But, when carefully
curated (not to mention fancy
schmancy) is the norm, scattered and scrappy becomes
wonderfully special.
Thai Plate is wonderfully special, both for its could-care-less
décor and its food.
We started with the steamed
chicken dumplings ($8). Five
arrived with a healthy garnish
of red and green cabbage slivers. The dumplings themselves
were under a mountain of
cilantro.
Biting into the first one, two
things surprised me, both
highly positive: First, what I had
initially assumed to be toasted
sesame seeds on top of the
dumpling were really bits of
sautéed garlic. I’ve yet to meet
any garlic I didn’t like and its
heavy application here added
sweetness. Second, when Thai
Plate says “chicken dumplings”
they are not kidding. The innards are solid chicken. The
menu mentions shitake mushrooms in addition to chicken,
but upon close inspection I
found no sign of mushrooms.
The chicken was moist, flavorful, and seriously solid.
You could get this appetizer
as your main course and leave
full. Because I like to taste as
many things as possible, I did
not do this.
Earlier, while standing in the
restaurant’s tiny entrance and
looking directly into the open
kitchen, which was no more
than three feet away, we saw
the dinner that would be our
destiny. The plate was piled
high with pan-fried rice noodles and all sorts of veggies,
looking like the best thing to
come out of any kitchen anywhere in the world, ever. (Full
disclosure: we arrived at Thai
Plate beyond ravenous.)
When a table came open five
minutes later, we had already
decided that dish would be one
of our main dishes. “Would it
be bad if we got two noodle
GERALDINE MISHEV
Thai Plate:
Authentic and delish
By Geraldine Mishev
Start with chicken dumplings (top), followed by Pad Woon Sen.
dishes?” I asked.
The dish we had seen upon
arrival was Pad Kee Mao ($14
with chicken). Looking at Thai
Plate’s menu, the Pad Woon
Sen ($14 with chicken) – glass
noodles and chili fish sauce instead of rice noodles and spicy
garlic sauce – called to me.
But I usually don’t like to
order two entrees that are so
similar.
“Two noodle dishes sounds
like the best idea ever,” replied
the best boyfriend in the world.
I think he was actually telling
the truth and not just saying
what he thought might fastest
staunch the drool dribbling
from one corner of my mouth. I
was fearfully hungry.
Unfamiliar with the spiciness
of Thai Plate’s star system (1
through 5), we ordered both at
a modest spice level of 2. Next
time I’ll go 3. At 2, by the end of
the meal, I had only the tiniest
inkling of heat staining my lips.
I don’t want anything so hot I
get the hiccups or start sweating, but I like my lips to feel like
they’ve been stung by a bee. I
think 3 will do me right.
Thai Plate, open Monday to
Friday, 11 a.m. to 9:30 p.m.;
Saturday and Sunday, noon to
9:30 p.m. 135 N. Cache Dr. 7342654; tetonthaiplate.com.
ART GALLERIES
Altamira Fine Art Gallery
172 Center St. 739-4700
Art Association/Center
240 S. Glenwood, 733-6379
A Horse of a Different Color
60 E. Broadway, 734-9603
A Touch of Class
10 W. Broadway, 733-3168
Astoria Fine Art
35 E. Deloney, 733-4016
Buffalo Trails Gallery
98 Center Street, 734-6904
Brookover Gallery
125 N. Cache Street, 732-3988
Caswell Gallery/Sculpture Garden
145 E. Broadway, 734-2660
Cayuse Western Americana
255 N. Glenwood, 739-1940
Center Street Gallery
30 Center Street, 733-1115
Ciao Gallery
70 S. Glenwood., 733-7833
Circus Gallery
170 N. Main Street, Victor
208-787-1ART
Diehl Gallery
155 W. Broadway, 733-0905
Fay Gallery
Teton Village Road, 739-1006
Fighting Bear Antiques
375 S. Cache, 733-2669
Full Circle Gallery
335 N. Glenwood, 733-0070
Galleries West Fine Art
70 S. Glenwood, 733-4412
Grand Teton Gallery
130 W. Broadway, 201-1172
Heather James Fine Art
172 Center Street, 200-6090
Hennes Studio & Gallery
5850 Larkspur Drive, 733-2593
Heriz Rug Co.
120 W. Pearl, 733-3388
Horizon Fine Art Gallery
30 King Street, Suite 202, 739-1540
Images of Nature
170 N. Cache, 733-9752
Images West
98 E. Little Ave., Driggs
208-354-3545
CALENDAR
FeedMe!
Jack Dennis Wyoming Gallery
Town Square, 733-7548
Jeff Grainger Workshop
335 N. Glenwood, 734-0029
Legacy Gallery
Town Square, 733-2353
Lines Gallery
245 West Pearl
Mountain Trails Gallery
155 Center Street, 734-8150
National Museum of Wildlife Art
2820 Rungius Road, 733-5771
Raindance Gallery
165 N. Center Street, #4, 732-2222
RARE Fine Art Gallery
485 W. Broadway, 733-8726
Richter Fine Art Photography
30 King St, 733-8880
Robert Dean Collection
180 W. Broadway, 733-9290
Rivertime Designs
98 E. Little Ave., Driggs
208-351-2045
Schmidt’s Custom Framing
890 S. Highway 89, 733-2306
Shadow Mountain Gallery
10 W. Broadway, 733-3162
Tayloe Piggott Gallery
62 S. Glenwood, 733-0555
Trailside Galleries
130 E. Broadway, 733-3186
Trio Fine Art Gallery
150 Center Street, 733-7530
Turpin Gallery
545 N. Cache, 734-4444
Two Grey Hills
110 E. Broadway, 733-2677
Vertical Peaks Gallery
165 Center Street, #1, 733-7744
West Lives On
74 Glenwood, 734-2888
Wilcox Gallery
North of town on Cache,
733-6450
Wild by Nature Photography
95 W. Deloney, 733-8877
Wild Exposures Gallery
60 E. Broadway, 739-1777
Wild Hands 70 S. Glenwood,
265 W. Pearl, 733-4619
vance, $29/day-of-show.
PinkGarterTheatre.com.
■ George Kilby, 9:30 p.m. at
the Mangy Moose in Teton Village. $7. MangyMoose.com.
■ Murphy’s Law, 9 p.m. at the
Virginian Saloon. Country, rock.
Free. 739-9891.
■ Judd Grossman, 5 to 7 p.m.
at Haydens Post at Snow King
Resort. Pop. Free. 733-5200.
■ Anthony Teti, 8 p.m. at Haydens Post at Snow King Resort.
Pianist. Free. 733-5200.
■ Kip Attaway Live, 8 p.m. at
Eleanor’s. Bring your sweetie to
the Valentine show and prepare
to laugh and get pick on by your
favorite Wyoming singer, songwriter and funny man Kip Attaway. $10. 733-7901.
FILM
■ Free Movie: Spoilers of the
West starring Tim McCoy. 2
p.m. at the History Museum,
225 N. Cache.Filmed on the
Wind River Indian Reservation,
this romantic comedy is a delightful western from the silent
era. It had been lost for years
but was rescued from movie
oblivion by JHHSM’s executive
director, Sharon Kahin in 1987
when she wrote and directed
the Valley of Three Worlds history project for the National Endowment for the Humanities.
Free. jacksonholehistory.org.
THEATER
■ The Met Live in HD: Dvorak’s Rusalka, 7 p.m. in the
Center Theater. The great
Renee Fleming in Dvorak’s soulful fairytale opera. Adults $20,
students $12. gtmf.org.
COMMUNITY
■ 4th Annual Jackson Hole
Winterfest, all day around Jackson. Free.
jacksonholechamber.com or
307-733-3316.
■ Ice Skating on the Town
Square, 5 to 9 p.m. on the
Town Square. jacksonholechamber.com.
GOOD EATS
■ Valentine’s Day Dinner:
Seniors West of the Tetons,
6:30 p.m. in the dining room at
the Senior Center, in the Driggs
Cicty Center Building. $30 per
person / $50 per couple / $135
for a table of six. tetonvalleychamber.com.
■ Wine Tasting, 4 to 7 p.m. at
the Jackson Whole Grocer. Free.
733-0450.
■ Wine Tasting, 4 to 7 p.m. at
The Liquor Store & Wine Loft.
Five wines showcased from a
featured region each week.
Free. 733-4466.
OUTDOORS
■ Ranger-led Snowshoe
Hike, 1:30 p.m. from the Taggart Lake parking area. Twohour guided walks offer an
opportunity to learn about snow
science and winter ecology.
Snowshoes are available for a
rental fee of $5 for adults and $2
for children, 8 years or older.
Reservations required at 7393388. nps.gov/grte.
■ Winter Wonderland Ice
Pond, 3 to 9 p.m. at the Town
Square Ice Rink. Glimmering
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lights, music and hot cocoa greet
skaters and on-lookers. Skate
rentals available in the Stage Stop
for $3. Free to skaters who bring
their own skates. jhwinterwonderland.org.
■ Winter Sleigh Rides on National Elk Refuge, 10 a.m. to 4
p.m. at the National Elk Refuge.
Visitors purchase tickets at the
Visitor Center and take a free
shuttle bus to board the sleigh.
Reservations available. Adults $19,
children ages 5-12 $15, children
under 5 are free. 733-0277.
MIND, BODY & SPIRIT
■ Oneness Meditation with
Patricia Keel, 7 to 9 p.m. at Intencions Gallery. Donation. intencions.com.
■ Oneness Deeksha Meditation, 1:30 to 2:30 p.m., at Akasha
Yoga. Experience Deeksha, a gentle meditation using a hands-on
energy transmission to physically
shift the brain toward a Oneness
state of consciousness. May include yogic chanting and breathing
exercises. Free. onenessjacksonhole.com.
SPORTS & RECREATION
■ Open Public Skating for all
ages, Noon to 2:30 p.m. at Snow
King Sports & Events Center.
Adults $8, Kids $6, brand new
rental skates $5.
snowkingsec.com.
Saturday 2.15
MUSIC
■ WYOBass DJs, 10 p.m. at
Town Square Tavern. Free. 7333886.
■ SubRosa with DJ Vert-One,
10 p.m. at The Rose. Free. 7331500.
■ Bandwagon, 9 p.m. at the Million Dollar Cowboy Bar. Country.
Free. 733-2207.
■ David Cattani, 4 to 6 p.m. at
the Mangy Moose in Teton Village.
Folk. Free. MangyMoose.com.
■ Jackson Six, 7:30 to 11 p.m. at
the Silver Dollar Bar. Dixieland
jazz. Free. 732-3939.
■ Polyrhythmics, 9:30 p.m. at
Town Square Tavern. Afro-beat.
$5. 733-3886.
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■ The Shook Twins, 3 to 6 p.m.
in the Trap Bar at Grand Targhee
Resort. Americana, folk. Free.
GrandTarghee.com.
■ Tram Jam, 10 a.m. to 2 p.m. at
the base of the Bridger Gondola
at Jackson Hole Mountain Resort.
Free. Rock, reggae, ski-bum
music. JacksonHole.com.
■ Murphy’s Law, 9 p.m. at the
Virginian Saloon. Country, rock.
Free. 739-9891.
■ Keith Phillips, 7 to 10 p.m. in
The Granary at Spring Creek
Ranch. Jazz, pop, classical. Free.
733-8833.
■ Calle Mambo, 8 p.m. in the
Grand Room at Snow King Resort. Latin jazz, Salsa. Free. 7335200.
■ Red Dress Concert: Viva
Mariachi, 7:30 p.m. at the Civic
Auditorium in Idaho Falls.Hear
the soulful ballads of Mariachi and
witness the rhythmical dances
that have delighted audiences for
generatioins. $10 general, $5 students. ifsymphony.org
ART
■ Everything in its Right Place:
Travis Walker Art Opening, 5
to 7 p.m. at Altamira Fine Art.
Often void of humans or animals,
a Walker painting distills shapes
and landmarks to their essences.
The exhibit will include 10 small
works featuring vintage campers,
continuing his exploration of surreal landscape scenes based in the
Jackson area. Free.
altamiraart.com
COMMUNITY
■ Ice Skating on the Town
Square, 5 to 9 p.m. on the Town
Square. jacksonholechamber.com.
■ Wild West Classic at Snow
King, 9 a.m. to 4 p.m. at Snow
King Mountain. The Wild West
Classic Elite FIS Series features
two Giant Slalom and two Slalom
events. Offering a great view of
some of the best ski racing talent
from all over the world. Free. jhskiclub.org.
■ 4th Annual Jackson Hole
Winterfest, all day around Jackson. Free.
jacksonholechamber.com/events/
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winterfest or 307-733-3316.
MIND, BODY & SPIRIT
■ Shamanic Oracle Readings
with Teri Gilfilen, 10 a.m. to 4
p.m. at Spirit Bookstore. Obtain
insights into concerns, relationships and challenges at hand. Teri
work’s through channeling, tracking and the gift of oracle cards It
is a fluid flow of information from
your Higher Self to my Higher Self
thru altered state of consciousness and the gifting of knowledge
from the UnSeen Realms, Angels,
Guides and Masters. 30 min.
$45/60 min./$90 ayni exchange includes Chakra Clearing at session
closing. Reserve your space at
733-3382. spiritjh.com.
OUTDOORS
■ Ranger-led Snowshoe Hike,
1:30 p.m. from the Taggart Lake
parking area. Two-hour guided
walks offer an opportunity to
learn about snow science and
winter ecology. Snowshoes are
available for a rental fee of $5 for
adults and $2 for children, 8 years
or older. Reservations required at
739-3388. nps.gov/grte.
■ Shriner’s All American Cutter Races, 12:30 to 3 p.m. at the
Melody Ranch south of Jackson. A
locals’ favorite event, the community tailgates to catch up on midwinter news. Bring your dollar
bills to bet on each race. Cold
beer and hot food available. Free.
jhshriners.org.
SPORTS & RECREATION
■ Indoor Horseback Riding, 8
a.m. to 12 p.m. in the indoor
arena at the Teton County Fairgrounds. Free. Reserve additional
times at 733-5289. tetoncountyfair.com.
■ Guided Winter Fat Bike
Tour in GTNP, 9 a.m. to 1 p.m,
starting at Teton Mountain Bike
Tours Shop at 545 N. Cache. $40.
Age 18 and over. Register at
tetonparksandrec.org by 9 a.m.
Feb. 7. 733-0712.
■ Open Public Skating for all
ages, Noon to 2:30 p.m. at Snow
King Sports & Events Center.
Adults $8, Kids $6, brand new
rental skates $5.
snowkingsec.com.
■ Free Nordic Ski Tips, 10 a.m.
to 2 p.m. at Stilson Nordic Track.
Join instructors from the JHMR
nordic program for tips on skate
and classic techniques. Free. jacksonhole.com/nordic.
■ Gym Jam Open Gym, 11 a.m.
to 12 p.m. at Axis Gymnastics &
Sports Academy. School aged children welcome. $15. axisgymnastics.com.
■ Moose Chase Nordic Ski
Race, 10 a.m. to 2 p.m. at the
Trail Creek Nordic Center. This
premier Nordic race includes a
30k, 15k, 5k, 3k and a free 1k.
Athletes can skate or classic ski
the course. Cost varies to enter,
free to watch. jhskiclub.org.
Sunday 2.16
MUSIC
■ Stagecoach Band, 6 to 10
p.m. at the Stagecoach Bar in Wilson. Old-time country, folk, Western. Free. 733-4407.
■ The Shook Twins, 3 to 6 p.m.
in the Trap Bar at Grand Targhee
Resort. Americana, folk. Free.
GrandTarghee.com.
■ Tram Jam, 3 to 6 p.m. at The
Alpenhof in Teton Village. Ski bum
music, rock, reggae. Free. 7333242.
■ John Michael Haynes Trio, 6
to 8 p.m. at Haydens Post at
Snow King Resort. Jazz. Free.
733-5200.
DANCE
■ Dance Jam: Freestyle Barefoot Boogie, 1 to 4 p.m. at
Dancers’ Workshop. Dance like
no one’s looking; all ages, styles
and abilities welcome. Enjoy a
wide variety of music and rhythms
from around the world in a judgement-free event. Suggested donation: Adults $10, $5 children or
$25 per family.
COMMUNITY
■ Wild West Classic at Snow
King, 9 a.m. to 4 p.m. at Snow
King Mountain. The Wild West
Classic Elite FIS Series features
two Giant Slalom and two Slalom
events. Offering a great view of
some of the best ski racing talent
from all over the world. Free. jhskiclub.org.
■ 4th Annual Jackson Hole
Winterfest, all day around Jackson. Free.
jacksonholechamber.com/events/
winterfest or 307-733-3316.
■ Gondola Summit Worship,
9:30 to 10:15 a.m. in the upstairs
cafeteria. An interdenominational
worship service by Rev. Ben Pascal on ’Spiritual Lessons in Skiing
and Snowboarding.
jacksonhole.com.
OUTDOORS
■ Shriner’s All American Cutter Races, 12:30 to 3 p.m. at the
Melody Ranch south of Jackson. A
locals’ favorite event, the community tailgates to catch up on midwinter news. Bring your dollar
bills to bet on each race. Cold
beer and hot food available. Free.
jhshriners.org.
■ Winter Sleigh Rides on National Elk Refuge, 10 a.m. to 4
p.m. at the National Elk Refuge.
Visitors purchase tickets at the
Visitor Center and take a free
shuttle bus to board the sleigh.
Reservations available. Adults $19,
children ages 5-12 $15, children
under 5 are free. 733-0277.
MIND, BODY & SPIRIT
■ Kids Yoga, 11:15 a.m. to Noon
at Inversion Yoga Studio. Linda
Whittington introduces lots of fun
yoga poses for the kids and incorporates dancing breat work, and a
beautiful savasana to end the
practice. Children will gain flexibility in both their bodies and spirits. Children 4 years old to 5th
grade are welcome. $10 for dropin. inversionyoga.com.
SPORTS & RECREATION
■ Open Public Skating for all
ages, Noon to 2:30 p.m. at Snow
King Sports & Events Center.
Adults $8, Kids $6, brand new
rental skates $5.
snowkingsec.com.
Monday 2.17
MUSIC
■ Jackson Hole Hootenanny, 6
p.m. at Dornan’s in Moose.
Acoustic musicians sign-up start-
ing at 5:30 p.m. to play a twosong set. Folk. Free. 733-2415.
■ Chanman, 9 to 11 p.m. at
Pinky G’s. Singer-songwriter.
Free. 734-7465.
■ Bandwagon, 9 p.m. at the Million Dollar Cowboy Bar. Country.
Free. 733-2207.
■ David Cattani, 4 to 6 p.m. at
the Mangy Moose in Teton Village.
Folk. Free. MangyMoose.com.
■ Screen Door Porch, 7 to 10
p.m. at Roadhouse Brewing.
Americana-soul, country-blues,
rock. Local art + music. Free.
739-0900.
■ George Kilby, Jr., 3 to 6 p.m. in
the Trap Bar at Grand Targhee
Resort. Rock. Free. GrandTarghee.com.
■ Willie Waldman Project, 9:30
p.m. at the Knotty Pine in Victor.
Jazz. 208-787-2866.
COMMUNITY
■ Wild West Classic at Snow
King, 9 a.m. to 4 p.m. at Snow
King Mountain. The Wild West
Classic Elite FIS Series features
two Giant Slalom and two Slalom
events. Offering a great view of
some of the best ski racing talent
from all over the world. Free. jhskiclub.org.
■ 4th Annual Jackson Hole
Winterfest, all day around Jackson. Free.
jacksonholechamber.com/events/
winterfest or 307-733-3316.
MIND, BODY & SPIRIT
■ Women’s Empowerment
Circle, 6 to 7 p.m. at Intencions.
Open group of local women
learning to transform life’s obstacles into success guided by life
coach Christie Watts. Donation.
733-0073. christiwatts.com.
OUTDOORS
■ Winter Sleigh Rides on National Elk Refuge, 10 a.m. to 4
p.m. at the National Elk Refuge.
Visitors purchase tickets at the
Visitor Center and take a free
shuttle bus to board the sleigh.
Reservations available. Adults $19,
children ages 5-12 $15, children
under 5 are free. 733-0277.
SPORTS & RECREATION
■ Jazzercise Dance Fitness,
Noon to 1 p.m. at Teton
County/Jackson Recreation Center. Laugh and dance your way to
fitness. All new music, moves,
same great calorie-burning workout. Strengthen, stretch and tone
in 60 minutes. $10 walk-in. tetonparksandrec.org.
■ Aikido Sessions, 7:30 p.m. at
Inversion Yoga. Free. inversionyoga.com.
■ Open Public Skating for all
ages, Noon to 2:30 p.m. at Snow
King Sports & Events Center.
Adults $8, Kids $6, rental skates
$5. snowkingsec.com.
Tuesday 2.18
MUSIC
■ Open Mic, 7 p.m. at Elevated
Grounds Coffeehouse in Wilson.
734-1343.
■ Open Mic Night, 7 to 10 p.m.
at Village Café in Teton Village.
John Verdon hosts. 732-2233.
■ One Ton Pig, 7:30 to 11 p.m.
at the Silver Dollar Bar. Chicken
fried prison music, country-grass.
Free. 733-2190.
■ Bandwagon, 9 p.m. at the Million Dollar Cowboy Bar. Country.
Free. 733-2207.
■ Uncle Stack & the Attack,
10 p.m. at Town Square Tavern.
Rock. Free. 733-3886.
■ Screen Door Porch, 4:30 to
7:30 p.m. at Ascent Lounge in
Teton Village. Americana, country-blues. Free.
■ Moonshine Mary’s Open
Mic, 3 to 6 p.m. in the Trap Bar at
Grand Targhee Resort. Free.
GrandTarghee.com.
COMMUNITY
■ 4th Annual Jackson Hole
Winterfest, all day around Jackson. Free.
jacksonholechamber.com/events/
winterfest or 307-733-3316.
CLASSES & LECTURES
■ Dr. Mitchell Gaynor’s Light,
Healthy Reception, 5:30 to
7:30pm at the Old Wilson Schoolhouse. Dr. Gaynor will share his
new insights into nutrition and
healing. Sponsored by Jackson
Whole Grocer, Meno Clinic, and
Dr. and Mrs. Eli Sedlin. The location may be changed. For information, please call the
Environmental Health Trust,
307.213.9839, ehtrust.org.
HEALTH & WELLNESS
■ Community Acupuncture &
Chiropractic Clinic, 4 to 6 p.m.
in The Aspens, south side of
Teton Sports Club. On Blue Line
bus route. No appointments necessary. Affordable. 690-9540.
tlc2heal@wyoming.com.
MIND, BODY & SPIRIT
■ Oneness Deeksha Meditation, 7:30 to 8:45 p.m., at Akasha
Yoga. Experience Deeksha, a gentle meditation using a hands-on
energy transmission to physically
shift the brain toward a Oneness
state of consciousness. May include yogic chanting and breathing
exercises. Free. onenessjacksonhole.com.
■ Therapeutic Yoga, 6 to 7:15
p.m. at Teton Yoga Shala. Focus
on specific therapeutic needs,
holding postures and utilizing
breath work. $12-19.
tetonyoga.com.
OUTDOORS
■ Ranger-led Snowshoe Hike,
1:30 p.m. from the Taggart Lake
parking area. Two-hour guided
walks offer an opportunity to
learn about snow science and
winter ecology. Snowshoes are
available for a rental fee of $5 for
adults and $2 for children, 8 years
or older. Reservations required at
739-3388. nps.gov/grte.
■ Winter Sleigh Rides on National Elk Refuge, 10 a.m. to 4
p.m. at the National Elk Refuge.
Visitors purchase tickets at the
Visitor Center and take a free
shuttle bus to board the sleigh.
Reservations available. Adults $19,
children ages 5-12 $15, children
under 5 are free. 733-0277.
SPORTS & RECREATION
■ Open Public Skating for all
ages, Noon to 2:30 p.m. at Snow
King Sports & Events Center.
Adults $8, Kids $6, brand new
rental skates $5.
snowkingsec.com.
■ Zumba with Tammy, 5:10 to
6:15 p.m. at the First Baptist
Church. Zumba fitness is 70 percent Latin beats paired with easy
to follow movement. The cardio
conditioning that you achieve is
hard to beat.
tammyb.zumba.com.
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TO HAVE YOUR EVENT INCLUDED IN THIS CALENDAR AND ONLINE, UPLOAD YOUR INFO AT PLANET.COM,
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Environmental Health Trust presents
A special talk with
pioneering oncologist
DR. MITCHELL GAYNOR
Mitchell Gaynor, MD
Founder of Gaynor Integrative Oncology
Nutrition, environment and cancer – what you need to know
5:30 to 7 p.m., Tuesday, Feb. 18
at the Old Wilson Schoolhouse
Devra Davis, MPH, PhD
Award-winning author
Founder of Environmental Health Trust
A conversation with health experts Dr. Devra Davis, Dr. Mark Menolascino
and Dr. Kathryn Collins will follow.
Featured on CNN, Dr. Oz and Martha Stewart, Dr. Mitchell Gaynor is a cutting-edge oncologist consecutively listed in The Best Doctors in New York since 1997. He is an integrative medicine specialist focusing
on the nutritional elements of cancer prevention and environmental threats to health.
Light refreshments provided. Raffle prizes include
a retro headset, Dr. Gaynor’s Grammy-winning CDs and signed books.
Mark Menolascino, MD
Meno Clinic and Internal Medicine
St. John’s Medical Center
This free event is sponsored by Environmental Health Trust,
Dr. Mark Menolascino, Dr. and Mrs. Eli Sedlin, Jackson Whole Grocer,
Community Foundation of Jackson Hole and Mayor Mark Barron.
www.ehtrust.org
info@ehtrust.org
Kathryn Collins, MD
Emergency/Lifestyle Medicine
Author of How Healthy is Your Doctor?
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Open 7 days 11am-7pm
180 N. Center Street
One block north of Town Square
Next to Home Ranch parking lot
LARGE SELECTION OF MEXICAN BEERS
LUNCHEON COMBINATION
Monday-Friday 11am-3pm
NIGHTLY DINNER SPECIALS
385 W. Broadway, Jackson
Authentic Mexican Cuisine
(307) 733-1207
OPEN 7 DAYS 11am-10pm
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Lunch
Dinner
Open daily 8:00am
145 N. Glenwood St.
307.734.0882
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Out
Asian & Chinese
CHINATOWN
Authentic atmosphere for your
dining pleasure featuring over
100 entrees, including Peking,
Hunan, Szechuan and Canton
cuisines. Lunch specials and
dinners daily. Full service bar.
Open 7 days a week. 85 W.
Broadway, Grand Teton Plaza.
(307) 733-8856.
THAI ME UP
Authentic Thai dishes including
coconut chicken lemongrass
soup, drunken noodle and coconut milk curries. Full bar and
children’s menu. Serving dinner
5:30 p.m. - close, Tuesday Saturday. Limited Edition beers
on tap. Take-out available. 75
E. Pearl. 733-0005.
Continental
KIM’S CORNER
Korean style food including
spicy pork, spinach soy ginger
beef with purple Rice and Cucumber Salad; rice bowls with
veggies, pork, beef, tuna, or
shrimp. American food available including: burgers, sandwiches, salads, fries, rice,
noodles and more. Specials
everyday. Tue. - Thu. 10 a.m. - 6
p.m., Fri. - Sun. 10 a.m. - 4 p.m.
at the Snow King Center (307)
200-6544. Take-out and Wi-Fi.
THE BLUE LION
A Jackson Hole favorite for 35
years. Join us in the charming
atmosphere of a refurbished
older home. Ask a local about
our rack of lamb. Serving fresh
fish, elk, poultry, steaks, and
vegetarian entreés. Early Bird
Special: 20% off entire bill
from 5:30 - 6 p.m. Open
nightly 5:30 p.m. Reservations
recommended, walk ins welcome. 160 N. Millward, (307)
733-3912. www.bluelionrestaurant.com.
TETON THAI
Serving the world’s most exciting cuisine. Thai food offers a
splendid array of flavors:
sweet, hot, sour, salt and bitter.
All balanced and blended perfectly, satisfying the most discriminating palate. 7432
Granite Loop Road in Teton
Village, (307) 733-0022 and in
Driggs, (208) 787-8424.
CAFE GENEVIEVE
Serving inspired home cooked
classics in a historic log cabin.
Brunch daily 9 a.m., Dinner
Monday - Saturday 5 p.m.,
Happy hour 3 - 6 p.m.: $5 glass
wine, $5 specialty drinks, $3
bottled beer. 135 E. Broadway.
(307) 732-1910.
genevievejh.com.
DORNAN’S PIZZA &
PASTA COMPANY
Gourmet pizzas, homemade
soups, pasta, sandwiches and
salads. Enjoy a relaxing lunch
while sitting along the Snake
River enjoying the fabulous
view of the Tetons. Twelve
miles north of Jackson in Grand
Teton National Park at Moose.
(307) 733-2415
ELEANOR’S
The word is out that the Grill’s
new menu is great and one of
Jackson’s best values. Try the
pulled pork sandwich with
whiskey barbecue sauce, cole
slaw and sauteed apples, or the
flat iron steak salad. The wings
may just be the best in Jackson.
Join us for Happy hour Monday
to Friday 5 - 7 p.m. Open for
lunch daily. 842 W. Broadway.
(307) 733-7901.
FULL STEAM SUBS
The deli that’ll rock your belly.
Jackson’s newest sub shop
serves steamed subs, reubens,
gyros, delicious all beef hot
dogs, soups and salads. We
offer Chicago style hot dogs
done just the way they do in
the windy city. Located just a
short block north of the Town
Square. Open daily from11
a.m. to 7 p.m. at 180 N. Center Street. (307) 733-3448
McDonald’s® February LOCALS SPECIAL
ONLY
$ 99
“...Voted one of Jackson Hole’s
hottest restaurants” Food and
Wine February 2008. Trio is
located right off the town
square in downtown Jackson,
and is owned and operated by
local chefs with a passion for
good food. Our menu features
contemporary American dishes
inspired by classic bistro
cuisine. Daily specials feature
wild game, fish and meats.
Enjoy a glass of wine at the bar
in front of the wood-burning
oven and watch the chefs
perform in the open kitchen.
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Mangy Moose Restaurant, with locally
sourced, seasonally FRESH FOOD at
reasonable prices, is a always a
FUN PLACE to go with family or friends
for a unique dining experience. The
personable staff will make you feel
RIGHT AT HOME and the funky western
decor will keep you entertained
throughout your entire visit.
+ tax
Reservations by phone at (307) 733-4913
3295 Village Drive • Teton Village, WY
www.mangymoose.com
Open for Dinner
nightly at 5:30pm
Located off
the town square
at 45 S. Glenwood
®
Large Specialty Pizza
$ 13 99
Available for private
events & catering
ADD: Wings (8 pc)
Medium Pizza (1 topping)
Stuffed Cheesy Bread
Get a Quarter Pounder with Cheese®, Medium Fries and a
Medium Soft Drink for $4.99 plus tax during the month of February.
Fast, Affordable and On Your Way!
for an additional $5.99/each
For reservations
call 734-8038
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520 S. Hwy. 89 • Jackson, WY
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Dine
Out
LOTUS CAFE
Serving organic, freshly-made
world cuisine while catering to
all eating styles. Endless organic
and natural meat, vegetarian,
vegan and gluten-free choices.
Breakfast, lunch and dinner.
Offering super smoothies,
fresh extracted juices, espress
and tea. Full bar and house-infused botanical spirits.Open
daily 8 a.m. Breakfast until 2:30
p.m., lunch and dinner. 145 N.
Glenwood St. (307) 734-0882.
tetonlotuscafe.com
SNAKE RIVER BREWERY
& RESTAURANT
America’s most award-winning
microbrewery is serving lunch
and dinner. Take in the atmosphere while enjoying woodfired pizzas, pastas, burgers,
sandwiches, soups, salads and
desserts. $8 lunch menu from
11:30 a.m. - 3 p.m. Happy
hours from 4 - 6 p.m. includes
our tasty hot wings. The freshest beer in the valley, right
from the source! Free WiFi.
Open 11:30 a.m. - midnight.
265 S. Millward. (307) 7392337. snakeriverbrewing.com
SUBWAY
The #1 subshop. Breakfast
starting at just $2.50! Daily 6
inch special only $2.99! Lots of
$5 footlongs! Come in for
breakfast, grab lunch to go.
Don’t forget to order your
party platters. Locally owned
and operated. Located in the
K-mart Plaza, Jackson &Alpine.
SWEETWATER
RESTAURANT
Satisfying locals for lunch and
dinner for over 36 years with
deliciously affordable comfort
food. Extensive local and regional beer list. Lunch 11:30
a.m. - 2:30 p.m. features blackened trout salad, elk melt, wild
west chili and vegetarian specialties. Dinner 5:30 p.m. - 9
p.m. including potato-crusted
trout, 16 oz. ribeye, vegan entrees and wild game specials.
Call for reservations or visit
sweetwaterjackson.com. Follow us on Twitter@sweetwaterjh (307) 733-3553.
TRIO
Owned and operated by local
chefs with a passion for good
food. Our menu features contemporary American dishes inspired by classic bistro cuisine.
Daily specials include wild
game, fish and meats. Enjoy a
glass of wine in front of the
wood-burning oven and watch
the chefs in the open kitchen.
Serving dinner nightly from
5:30 p.m. 45 S. Glenwood.
Reservations (307) 734-8038.
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CALICO
A Jackson Hole favorite since
1965, the Calico continues to
be one of the most popular
restaurants in the Valley. The
Calico offers the right combination of really good food,
(much of which is grown in our
own gardens in the summer),
friendly and competent service
staff, and a reasonably priced
menu. Also, a large selection of
wines available at great price
points. Our bar scene is eclectic with a very friendly and welcoming vibe. If you are looking
for great food and drink with
fair prices and friendly service,
the Calico Restaurant is for
you! Dining room and bar open
nightly at 5 p.m. 2560 Moose
Wilson Rd. (307) 733-2460.
www.calicorestaurant.com.
Mexican
EL ABUELITO
Authentic Mexican Cuisine.
Home of the original Jumbo
Margarita. Featuring a full bar
with a large selection of Mexican beers. Luncheon combinations served weekdays 11 a.m.
- 3 p.m. Nightly dinner specials. Open 7 days, 11 a.m. to
10 p.m. 385 W. Broadway,
(307) 733-1207.
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made from scratch
Hot chips made fresh all day long
Ten homemade salsas and sauces
Our margaritas will make you happy,
but our service will make
you smile!
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20% OFF
ENTIRE BILL
Good between 5:30-6:00pm.
Open nightly at 5:30pm.
733-3912
(307) 733-2460
2560 Moose Wilson Road • Wilson, WY
Dining room and bar open nightly at 5:00pm
160 N. Millward
•••••
A Jackson Hole favorite since 1965
TETON VILLAGE, WY
307.733.0022
Reservations recommended
Reserve online at bluelionrestaurant.com
DRIGGS, IDAHO
208.787(THAI).8424
Open Mon - Sat 11:30am - 9:00pm
Lunch Specials Daily 11:30-4:30:
$7 Slice, Salad and a Soda
$5 Slice and a Tall Boy
1/2 Price WINGS Sunday
Open Late • Take Out • Delivery
(307) 734 - PINK (7465)
50 W. Broadway Jackson Hole, WY
WALK PAST THE STAIRS IN THE PINK GARTER PLAZA
cafe
Korean & American Food
Takeout available, order ahead (307) 200-6544
100 East Snow King Avenue (in the Snow King Center)
Tuesday-Thursday 10am-6pm, Friday-Sunday 10am-4pm
2 fer tuesday!
2-4-1 12” pies
dine or carry out
DaILy Lunch Special
Slice, Salad or Soup, & Soda $8
open daily 11am - 9:30pm • 20 West Broadway, upstairs • 307.201.1472
Thanks for making Chinatown
your favorite Chinese
restaurant in Jackson Hole!
VOTED
“Best Salsa”
in BEST OF
JACKSON HOLE
2012
OPEN SEVEN DAYS A WEEK
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Dine
Out
THE MERRY PIGLETS
Voted Best Salsa! Jackson’s oldest authentic Mexican restaurant and a local favorite.
Choose from over 10 salsas
and sauces, Tex-Mex plates, including mesquite-grilled fajitas,
wraps and fire-roasted chicken.
Stop in and let Merry Piglets
serve it up. Huge margs in 10
flavors plus our “Big Pig Marg,”
a 32 oz original. 160 N. Cache,
(307) 733-2966.
Pink Garter Theatre
One ticket to Soulfly for $14
($28 value)
One ticket to Black Uhuru for $14.50
($29 value)
Off Season Jackson Hole
$50 voucher towards
already discounted All Inclusive
Yoga Retreat for $25
Kim’s Corner Cafe
$10 voucher for $5
The Boardroom
One Snowboard or Ski Tune
for $25 ($50 value)
Illuminati Snowboards
One Evolver 161 Snowboard
for $250 ($500 value)
One Herotwin 153 Snowboard
for $250 ($500 value)
Revolution Indoor Cyling
One Drop In Class for $8
($16 value)
Pizzeria Caldera
$12.50 voucher for $6.25
Quiznos
$10 voucher for $5
Reincarnation Medical Spa
Pizza
DOMINO’S PIZZA
Hot and delicious delivered to
your door. Hand-tossed, deep
dish, crunchy thin, Brooklyn
style and artisan pizzas; bread
bowl pastas, and oven baked
sandwiches; chicken wings,
cheesy breads and desserts.
Delivery or carry out. 520 S.
Hwy. 89 in the Kmart Plaza.
(307) 733-0330.
PINKY G’S
The locals favorite! Voted Best
Pizza in Jackson Hole 2012 and
2013. Seek out this hidden gem
under the Pink Garter Theatre
for NY pizza by the slice,
strombolis, calzones, salads
and many apps to choose from.
Try the $7 “Triple S” lunch special including a slice, salad, and
soda. Happy hour from 10
p.m. - 12 a.m. Sunday - Thursday. Text the word PINK to
71441 for special discounts and
alerts. Delivery and take-out
available. Open 11a.m. - 2 a.m.
daily. 50 W. Broadway. (307)
734-PINK. pinkygs.com
PIZZERIA CALDERA
Jackson Hole’s only dedicated
stone-hearth oven pizzeria,
serving Napolitana-style pies
using the freshest ingredients in
traditional and creative combinations. Try our Bisonte pie
with bison sausage and fresh
sage. Great lunch specials daily
featuring slices, soup and salads. Happy hour specials from
3 - 6 p.m. Take-out available.
20 W. Broadway (upstairs just
off the Town Square). Open
daily. 11 a.m. to 9:30 p.m.
(307) 201-1472. pizzeriacaldera.com.
QUIZNOS
Quiznos sandwich shops offer
flavorful chef-inspired menu
items, including grilled flatbreads, salads and wraps. We
also offer all-natural chicken,
freshly-sliced deli meats, artisan breads and cheeses. Perfect for a quick lunch. Let
Quiznos cater your next event
with party platters, flatbread
trays, salad bowls, and box
lunches. Conveniently located
in the Smith Plaza and is open
daily from 10 a.m. to 7 p.m.
Cocktail Bar
ENOTECA SICULA
The wine and cocktail bar features a selection of Italian and
New World wines, imported
and local beers, as well as premium spirits and specialty
cocktails. Try our signature
local favorites: Spaghetti Western© and T-Sue© and Nani’s full
menu. 2 for 1 happy hour 5:30
- 7 p.m. featuring well drinks,
cocktails, beer, wine and select
appetizers. 242 N. Glenwood.
733-3888. nanis.com.
To be included in our Dining Guide
in print and online call (307) 732-0299.
www.PlanetJH.com
LIVE MUSIC with
Matt Donovan & Friends
this Sun 3-7pm
Live Music
Mondays & Thursdays
Open Mon-Sat 5pm, Sun 10am
2550 Moose Wilson Road • 307-739-0700 • www.qjacksonhole.com
One Full Bikini Laser Hair Removal
Session for $197.50 ($395 value)
Full Steam Subs
$10 voucher for $5
www.halfoffjh.com
Home of Melvin
Brewing Company
Modern Thai Cuisine in a relaxed setting
with 20 Craft Beers on Tap
and an $8 Wine List!
Open daily 5:00pm til late 75 E. Pearl (307) 733-0005
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Mill Iron Ranch Valentine’s
Guests will enjoy a horse-drawn sleigh ride, views of the native wildlife and picturesque
mountains before sitting down in the lodge with one of Chancey’s Special T-Bone Steaks.
Afterward, enjoy BARN DANCING to the live music of
COLT ANGEL COUNTRY & WESTERN BAND
Sleigh Ride, Dinner & Barn Dance: $150 per couple
Dinner & Barn Dance: $100 per couple
and
discover
new
talent.
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(307) 733-6390 or (888) 808-6390
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listings. Just send us your
work, and we’ll drop it in the
hopper for consideration.
Send digital images (9.5”
wide by 8” tall) to art@jhweekly.com. Works chosen
will appear on the cover
along with a brief bio and details on where to learn more
about the artist and their
work. The object of this campaign is to promote local
artists, so there will be no
payment for selected works.
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Chocolate Covered Strawberries (Friday only)
Cash Bar • Happy Hour 4-6pm • Open Nightly
307-690-4935
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songs from iTunes.
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The sound of prevention
CultureMatters
Pioneering oncologist talks
nutrition, alternative healing
By Kelsey Dayton
Cancer will touch one in three
women and affect two out of every
three men.
Everyone is at risk for developing
it, or at least will know someone who
has had it, said Dr. Devra Davis,
local epidemiologist and founder of
Environmental Health Trust.
It’s a scary statistic and one that
should inspire people to attend a
talk about nutrition by New Yorkbased oncologist Dr. Mitchell
Gaynor, who also created a hit
album using sound to heal and treat
patients.
How one can live a healthier life
and prevent cancer is of interest to
all people given the growing rates of
cancer and its widespread impacts,
Davis noted.
Gaynor is best known for his research on the impacts of sound on
the brain, how it can impact healing
and how it can be used in his oncology practice alongside conventional
treatments, Davis said.
The author of The Healing Power
of Sound, Gaynor teamed up with
singer, songwriter and composer Jon
Regen to create the album Change
Your Mind.
While sound has been used for
thousands of years in different cultures to promote healing, Gaynor is
the leading contemporary doctor
studying sound as it relates to health
and stress reduction.
“He’s a pioneer in this,” Davis said.
Gaynor will speak Tuesday at the
Old Wilson Schoolhouse. His talk
will broadly cover nutrition, the environment and cancer.
Gaynor not only studies how
sound can impact the brain, he’s a
key science advisor and recognized
as a “cancer doctor’s doctor,” meaning if an oncologist gets cancer they
go to him, Davis explained.
His work includes more than just
evaluating what we eat, or what toxic
chemicals or radiation to which a
person is exposed. He also looks at
the sound around us and evaluates
everything from hearing to touch to
smelling, Davis said. His work has
produced a state-of-the-art method
to treat cancer with sound and nutrition, as well as modern medicine,
in a detailed, sophisticated and personalized way that promotes better
outcomes.
After Gaynor speaks, doctors Mark
Menolascino, Kathryn Collins and
Davis will discuss the talk. Collins is
the author of How Healthy is Your
Doctor? Their discussion will be a
question and answer session.
Sponsoring the free talk is the
nonprofit Environmental Health
Trust, which Davis founded in 2007
in Teton County. It provides basic research and education about environmental health hazards and
promotes constructive policies locally, nationally and internationally.
Dr. Mitchell Gaynor, 5:30 to 7 p.m.,
Tuesday, Feb. 18, Old Wilson Schoolhouse. Free. www.ehtrust.org
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CLASSIFIEDS
Muffins, Socrates and whips
By Clyde Thornhill
Kidding Pool by Mike Peluso • Sunday, February 16, 2014
Alice, my Republican lover and sponsored ambassador for CollarNcuffs whips, as well as creator
of an online newsletter for lash aficionados she
calls The Flogger Blogger, has been out of a job
since her tenure ended as vice chair of Image Promotion and Perception Awareness for the Liz Cheney campaign.
“I got a new job,” she told me. “I’m teaching at
The Pioneer Classical School. We offer students a
classical education, teaching them what is beautiful, good and true and what is not so they can think
for themselves.”
“What did you teach today?” I asked, assuming
that, as classical means ancient history, her class involved an illustrated history of galley slave whips,
their appropriate usage, care and maintenance.
“Today we studied Zeno’s arrow paradox,” Alice
said. “It states that an arrow shot from a bow must
have continuous motion, but as no time lapses in
an instant, then at any given instant the arrow is
motionless. If everything is motionless at every instant, and time is composed of instants, then motion is impossible.”
“Sounds like grammar class,” I said. “All the
rules have exceptions, all the exceptions have rules
and none of them make sense.”
“That’s the point,” she exclaimed. “We examine
the impossibility of physical experience and debate
the reality of our existence. It’s highly educational
for those wishing to enter a life of philosophical reflection or become surrealist painters.”
“We also teach the Socratic method of rhetoric,”
Alice continued. “Ask me a question pertaining to
anything under the cosmos.”
Since Shades closed, there’s only one question
worth asking. “Where can I get free day-old
muffins?”
“Is muffin substance in and of itself, or is it a
composite of other substances?” Alice asked.
“It’s a composite,” I answered.
“And as flour and baking soda are by themselves
unpalatable, is not then the muffin larger than the
sum of its parts?”
“I dare say.”
“And does not each muffin depend not only on
the quality of the ingredients, but on the skill of the
baker as well as the oven temperature?”
“So it would seem.”
“So the idea of muffin is an abstraction, an ideal
form, unchanging and absolute in truth while the
muffin we experience is imperfect in form and texture, as if a shadow in a cave.”
“That depends if it’s a cream-filled muffin or a
worthless bran muffin,” I replied. “And what does
that have to do with free day-olds?”
“If we call justice that which is just, and call injustice that which is unjust, then is it just to receive
muffins for free?” Alice parried.
I replied: “If a perfect muffin is an abstraction,
then should not an imperfect muffin be free? And if
no time lapses in an instant, and time is composed
of instants, at any given instant does not the muffin
remain uneaten? And if we accept the impossibility
of physical experience and even of our own existence, is not the muffin’s existence also impossible,
thereby making the idea of a free muffin being unjust an absurd contradiction?”
“Look,” she said. “I will buy you a muffin from
Persephone if you will let me try out my new
Pipedreams Fetish Fantasy Cat-O’-Nine-Tails Whip
on you.”
I cringed. “Make it two muffins.”
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LOS ANGELES TIMES SUNDAY CROSSWORD
ACROSS
1 Two-time ’90s
US Open champ
7 Red-hot sauce
14 Studio sign
19 __ Patri: hymn
20 Bunker portrayer
21 Frolic
22 Taking inventory at the Tropicana plant?
24 Tattered
25 Name on a
68 Listing
71 Equipment for
74-Across
73 Role for Ingrid
74 Lake Placid
Olympics star Eric
76 “I could __
horse!”
78 Emphatic rebuke
80 Bedding
81 Making bad
wagers?
84 ASCAP alternative
87 H.S. subject
88 Bandleader
Brown
90 Vega of “Spy
Kids”
91 Late riser
93 Jai __
95 Hamburger’s
one
97 In a scary way
98 Part of a supermarket uniform?
tablet
39 Miniature golf 52 __ Tamid: syna- 104Brief after26 OR hookups
with clowns and
gogue lamp
thoughts
27 Most thick, as windmills?
53 Indian state
106Law school
fog
42 Like thrift store 56 In-flight stat
tyro
28 Rogers contem- bread
57 Boxer catching 107Gallic phone
porary
44 ’60s-’70s Mets flies?
greeting
32 Laser pointer
coach Eddie
60 Fly off the han- 108Sunset direcbattery
46 Gp. that funds dle
ción
34 Mark succespsychiatric drug
62 Traveling with 109Old draft defersors
testing
the band
ment
36 Inter __
47 Black or white 64 Manet’s “__ at 111Rims
37 “This might not drink
the Folies-Bergère” 112Panama relabe good”
49 Seriously
65 Score
tives
38 Electees
harms
66 Iberian river
114__ polloi
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list
118Tab function
119Nocturnal animal in a hammock?
125__ sale
126Tiny dividers
127Sailor’s omen
128Ruins
129Lessees
130Braves’ div.
admission
28 Actress Lindley
29 Ryder competitor
30 Putting Tonka
Trucks in the attic?
31 Frat letters
33 Very, in scores
35 Rembrandt van
__
38 Pocatello native
40 Autobiography
DOWN
featuring Ike
1 __ trip
41 Tossed
2 MSRP poster
43 Lean
3 Flowing scarf
4 Coastal raptor 45 Texter’s
“Yikes!”
5 Cathy who
48 Astro ending
played Pan
6 Earth goddess 50 Old British
7 No challenge at roadsters
51 Pierre’s home:
all
8 Upscale Honda Abbr.
9 Rocker __ Jovi 53 Gently tossing
rifles?
10 Debate side
54 Declines, with
11 Whine
12 Roman Repub- “out”
55 “Back __!”
lic official
58 “Peer Gynt
13 Dot follower
Suite” composer
14 Setting for
59 Praying figure
“The Plague”
61 Corral, with
15 Badgers
16 Seraphim and “in”
63 Connection
cherubim, to Giopoint
vanni
17 Strands at Cha- 65 Converses, e.g.,
slangily
monix, perhaps
66 Actress Jennifer
18 Sale indicator
67 ’60s countercul21 Suppose
23 Photo lab color ture event
69 Like an unreal
27 Armstrong’s
land?
70 “Until next
time,” in IMs
72 Slave
75 Zhou __
77 Red as __
79 Fancy molding
81 Grammarians’
concerns
82 Live
83 Bronze shade
85 Brawl
86 Poems describing rustic life
89 The United
States, in Nuevo
Laredo
92 Controversial
infielder
94 Tape speed
unit: Abbr.
96 Eager learners,
metaphorically
98 Coddled
99 King in “The
Tempest”
100“My pleasure!”
101Cheerleaders’
cheer
102Where batters
are seen
103Recent rightist
105__ City, Iraq
110Be victorious in
111Office component
113Rhinitis docs
115Company name
that begins with its
founder’s initials
117Merit
119Singer?
120Arabic “son of”
121Start of a beginner’s piano scale
122Spanish shebear
123Signs off on
124Big Apple news
initials
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The Real Estate Scoreboard
www.therealestatescoreboard.com
Lowest Priced
Single Family Home
Townhome or Condo
Building Lot
$365,000
$210,000
$225,000
Current Inventory
Active Listings
495
Average Days on Market 459
Median Price
$1,175,000
Jackson Hole - Week’s Top Sale $950,000 Residential (List Price)
Total # of Sales
4
YTD Sales (2.10.13-2.09.14)
YTD (Year Ago) Sales (2.10.12-2.09.13)
Residential
Building Site
Multi-Family
Farm & Ranch
Commercial
1
2
1
0
1
Total # of Sales
Sales Under $1,000,000
Median Price Sold
Sale Price to List Price
Average Days on Market
Total # of Sales
Sales Under $1,000,000
Median List Price Sold
Sale Price to List Price
Average Days on Market
561
417
$638,500
92.88%
333
457
292
$600,000
93.38%
353
*In the event the week’s Top Sale is erroneously reported it’s listed price is used. **The Real Estate Scoreboard© was created by Timothy C. Mayo. Some information for the The Real Estate Scoreboard© is derived from the Teton County MLS system and represents
information as submitted by all Teton County MLS Members for Teton County, Wyoming, Teton County, Idaho and Lincoln County, Wyoming and is deemed to be accurate but not guaranteed. The Real Estate Scoreboard© is the sole property of Timothy C. Mayo
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Timothy Mayo 690-4339
SF621 Listed @ $995,000 by Doug Herrick
• South Park Ranches
• 3 bedroom, 2 bath, 2.5 acres
• Exceptional horse property
• Log Home Remodeled in 2009
• Private Pond
CC117 Listed @ $495,000 by Doug Herrick
• Commercial property
• Main Street location
• Victor, Idaho
• Great development potential
SF610 Listed @ $699,500 by Doug Herrick
• Log sided home
• Large fenced in yard
• Open floor plan
• 3 bedroom/2 bath
• Quiet location
SF613 Listed @ $997,500 by Timothy C. Mayo
• 3.25 acres Moose-Wilson
• Horses welcome
• NO CC&Rs
• Large shop-garage
• Mountain views
LL401 Listed @ 2,200,000 by Doug Herrick
• Salt River meanders through
• Ponds/springs
• 360 degree views
• Private /10 minutes to Alpine
• Beautiful homesites
SF616 Listed @ $799,000 by Zach Smith
• Green/Low maintenance Construction
• Reclaimed beams from a 12 mile bridge that
spanned the Great Salt Lake for 100 years!
• Truly a work of art and built to last!
• Located in Victor, Idaho
Jack Stout 413-7118
Penny Gaitan 690-9133
Kurt Harland 413-6887
Zach Smith 690-3674
(800) 227-3334 or (307) 733-4339
www.jhwy.info
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LL408 Listed @ 399,000 by Penny Gaitan
• 15 acres
• Bench property overlooking snake river
• Panoramic views of Teton range
• Horses allowed
N.LL392
Cache
83001
Listed •
@ Jackson,
$52,500 by ZachWyoming
Smith
LL410 Listed @ $350,000 by Penny Gaitan
• Secluded getaway
• Treed lot
• Close to National Forest
• 1 acre
• County maintained road
• 3.93 acres
• Only 4 miles south of Jackson
• Beautiful views of canyon, Munger Mountain
• Horses allowed
• Access into National Forest
Jennifer Reichert 699-0016
Brokers of Jackson Hole LLC
Doug Herrick 413-8899
Courtney Campbell 690-5127 Nicole Gaitan 732-6791
Karin Sieber 413-4674