Lancaster
Grand Theatre
August to December 2015
Box Office: 01524 64695
www.lancastergrand.co.uk
Saturday 15th August at 7.30pm
Tickets: £29.50
Joan Armatrading, Me Myself
Last Major Tour
If there was ever any doubt that
Joan Armatrading is more, much more, than
the first great songs that brought her to the
world’s attention – her talent is on full display.
The landmark songs, the rich, mellifluous
voice, the superb musicianship.
Her last few albums have seen
her playing most of the instruments herself
but here, alone on the stage, it is easy to see
why she is also acclaimed as an
instrumentalist.
Saturday 22nd August at 11.30am & 3.30pm
Sing-a-long-a Frozen
A full screening of Disney’s FROZEN with
lyrics on screen. •Introduced by a live host
to guide you through this interactive
screening showing you how to use your
free prop bag, warm up your singing
voices and teach you some dance moves
with the help of the Singalonga Princesses.
So get your little ones dressed up as their
favourite character and come and see
Sing-a-Long-a FROZEN where YOU the
audience are the stars.
Age recommendation 5+
Tickets: £15 /£10 conc
Family 2 adults 2 children £46 1 adult 2 children £33
Wednesday 2nd to Saturday 5th September at 7.30pm
Saturday matinee at 2.30pm
Dare To Go Theatre present:
Our House the Musical
'OUR HOUSE' combines a witty and
brilliantly-crafted romantic tale with the
energetic and classic madcap songs of
Madness. This fast paced, smash hit musical
opened in 2002 to rave reviews and has
since embarked on several critically
acclaimed revivals and tours, which
combined with Dare To Go’s talented, highenergy cast, is a show simply not to be
missed!
Tickets:£10/£8
Tuesday 8th September at 7pm
Tickets: £13/£9 conc
Chapterhouse Theatre Company present
The Secret Garden
Adapted from Frances Hodgson Burnett’s
novel by Laura turner
Alive with music and song and an array of specially designed theatre
puppets, in this most enchanting story, loved by children and adults alike, we
join Mary Lennox on her journey of discovery as she travels to her uncle’s
house deep in the Yorkshire country side, where unexpected friends and
magical creatures help her unlock the mystery of the secret garden.
Wednesday 9th September at 7.30pm
Blake
Hot on the heels of IL DIVO and
Collabro, Brit-Award-winning
harmonisers BLAKE are back with a
new album, new songs & their most
uplifting live show yet! Inspired by the
lush trio harmonies of The Three
Tenors, The Bee Gees and The
Lettermen, the boys will perform
exclusive songs from their latest CD 'In
Harmony' along with hits from their 4
other award winning pop/classical
albums. Celebrating eight years of
touring worldwide, BLAKE still offer
the most eclectic vocal mix of classical,
pop, rock & musicals ever seen.
Tickets:£20/£19 conc
Thursday 10th September at 7.30pm
The Dressing Room
A new play written by Bobby Ball is
going out on tour this year with an
all-star cast including Bobby Ball,
Tommy Cannon, Stu Francis, Johnny
Casson and Kate Robbins.
Comedy play ‘The Dressing Room
gives the audience a sneak preview
into life behind the scenes. Set
backstage in the dressing room each
act waits their turn to be called to
the stage.
Hope to see you there.
Saturday 12th September at 7.30pm
Tickets: £20/£19conc/£10 under 16 + job seekers
Heritage Opera presents:
Madame Butterfly
Nagasaki 1900: Cio Cio San (‘Madame Butterfly’) a
naïve girl with passionate dreams of romance,
marries Lieutenant BF Pinkerton of the US Navy.
His ideas of marital commitment are somewhat
different to hers, and he soon leaves her to sail
back to America. Cio Cio San waits patiently for
him for three years, refusing to acknowledge that
she has been abandoned, and firmly believing he
will one day return to claim her as his wife.
At last, Pinkerton’s ship, the SS Abraham Lincoln is
seen on the horizon. For Madame Butterfly, however, there will be no happy ending.
Tickets: £15/£13
Monday14th September at 7.30pm
Tickets: £25 VIP tickets: £55
Leo Sayer The Restless Years Tour 2015
Grammy award winning, international charttopping, British music legend Leo Sayer will
be performing throughout the UK this
autumn in support of his latest album
Restless Years. Known the world over for his
army of hits which include Thunder In My
Heart, Moonlighting, One Man Band, I Can’t
Stop Loving You and the transatlantic
number ones, When I Need You and and You
Make Me Feel Like Dancing; Leo is very
excited to be back in his home country and
looking forward to a rare and much
anticipated tour.
Early booking is advised.
Friday 18th September at 7.30pm
Tickets: £18/£17 conc.
Juke Box Heroes
This super-group is made up of six members
who have an impressive four decades of live
music experience. Jeff Brown on vocals and
bass guitar (Sweet and Tremeloes), Steve
Whalley on guitar (Slade front-man), Pete
Phipps on drums (original drummer with
The Glitter Band, Eurythmics), Phil Hendriks
(The Stiffs, Les McKeown's Bay City Rollers,
Philip Wright original lead singer and
drummer with Paper Lace, providing vocals
and additional percussion.
Get your air guitars at the ready and rock till you drop with this amazing live
show!
Saturday 19th September at 7.30pm
Tickets: £15/£14 conc
“Let Me Entertain You” - The Robbie Williams Experience
Starring Hollyoaks heart-throb
Tom Vaughan
This action packed show features all of
Robbies hits, including; Rock DJ, Angels,
Let Me Entertain You, Come Undone,
She's The One, No Regrets, Feel, and some
of his most recent hits, including; Go
Gentle, You Know Me and Candy.
Plus many many more.
His reputation as one of the the worlds
best Robbie Williams tributes is
guaranteed to "Relight Your Fire!"
"He looks like Robbie, he moves like
Robbie and he sounds like Robbie"
Wednesday 23rd September at 7.30pm
Hotbuckle Productions present:
Tickets: £12/£10 conc
‘Emma’
Emma Woodhouse is handsome, clever and
rich. She’s also a bit of a meddler. After her
governess marries (with Emma’s help of
course) it is clear that Miss Woodhouse
must become a matchmaker. Who better to
start with than unpolished Harriet Smith?
With her help, who knows how far Miss
Smith could reach? Mr Elton, the young
vicar? Or Frank Churchill, recently returned
home after a long absence?
But as her interfering gets out of hand, it
may be time for Emma to question her
judgement. Advised by friend Mr Knightley,
can Emma untangle the web she’s spun?
And what does she truly know of her own
heart?
Saturday 26th September at 8pm
Tickets: £15/£14conc
Terry Christian
From the streets of inner-city
Manchester to the boulevards of Beverly
Hills, Terry Christian's debut stand-up
show, The Naked Confessions of a
Recovering Catholic takes a snapshot of
life, overlooked by an all-seeing ~ and
often unforgiving ~ God. This hilarious
romp through the guilt-ridden ~ and
occasionally dark ~ realms of life is
another brave step for Terry. He brings
all the maverick qualities that made him
a media bête noire in the 90's ~ via C4's
The Word ~ to deliver an honest, funny
and sometimes profound stand-up
performance.
Tuesday 29th September to Saturday 3rd October at 7.15pm Sat Matinee at 2pm
Morecambe Warblers present:
Featuring on of Sondheim’s darkest and
most intricate scores, this musical
follows Sweeney Todd, the Demon
Barber of Fleet Street as he returns from
Australia to the streets of London
seeking revenge against those who
separated him from his wife and child.•In
London he meets Mrs Lovett.•She
recognises Sweeney Todd and quickly
tells him his wife Lucy has died at the
hand of Judge Turpin. Sweeney sets up
his Barber business above Mrs Lovett’s
shop intent on seeking revenge on the
Judge.
Sweeney Todd combines all the elements
of Love, Tragedy, Horror, Romance and
Comedy with a wonderful musical score.
A musical not to be missed.
Tickets: £13/ £11 conc
Thursday 1st to Sat 3rd October at 7.30pm
Tickets: £7
Footlights at the Storey presents
Quartet
•At a home for retired musicians, the annual
concert to celebrate Verdi's birthday is disrupted
by the arrival of Jean, an eternal diva and the
former wife of one of the residents. Her
subsequent career as a star soloist, and the ego
that accompanied it, split up their long friendship
and ended her marriage to Reggie, who takes the
news of her arrival particularly hard. Can the
passage of time heal old wounds? And will the
famous quartet be able to patch up their differences in time for the
home’s gala concert?
Tuesday 13th October to Saturday 17th October at 7.30pm
Tickets: £10/£9 conc
Lancaster Footlights present
The Ladykillers
A classic black comedy. A sweet little old lady,
alone in her house, is pitted against a gang of
criminal misfits posing as amateur musicians.
With only her parrot, General Gordon, to help
her, Mrs Wilberforce is alone with the five
desperate men! But who will be forced to face the
music?
An exuberantly inventive evening at the Grand Theatre!
Sunday 18th October at 8pm
Tickets: £17.50
Jenny Eclair How to Be Middle Aged Woman
(Without going Insane)
Professional Grumpy old woman, Splash
survivor, amateur soup maker and
novice knitter, Jenny Eclair is younger
than Madonna but eats crisps and likes
wine. semi –bearded and suffering from
outbreaks of gout and hysteria, Eclair
puts middle age under the microscope
and decides whether to laugh, cry or
buy a dachshund! You are most
welcome to join her, just button your
cardi up properly and wipe that lipstick
off your teeth.
Monday 19th October at 7.30pm
Get Your Own Back: Live!
With Dave Benson Phillips
Get Your Own Back: Live! Is a grunge tank
game show based on the long running
classic Children’s TV series. Dave Benson
Phillips hosts this fast paced live version of
the slapstick game show where
contestants compete in a series of fun
challenges for fun challenges for a chance
to grunge their opponents.
Get Your Own Back: Live! Comes direct
from a season at the 2015 Edinburgh
Fringe Festival.
Tickets: £13/ £10 child
Tuesday 20th October at 7.30pm
Tickets: first 5 rows £22.50
others £18.50
For those with an interest in
Mediumship, the name of Tony
Stockwell will certainly need no
introduction. Tony has been working
tirelessly for over 25 years to
demonstrate his belief that those who
have passed on can communicate with
their loved ones.
Tony’s insight into the lives of total
strangers is inexplicable and remarkable as
he attempts to offer fascinating revelations
from the other side.
Tony Stockwell is a Spiritualist Medium and spirit communication is part of his
own religious belief, but we accept differing opinions exist regarding
mediumship. Any demonstration of mediumship is an experiment and results
are not guaranteed
Wednesday 21st October at 7.30pm
Tickets: £11/£9 conc
Reel Rock
In its landmark 10th
year, REEL ROCK features
an extraordinary
collection of short
adventure and climbing
films from some of the
world’s best adventure
filmmakers. Featuring
alpine legends, amazing
adventurers and
climbing icons, prepare
to be transported
through the big screen to
mountains and cliff faces
across the globe as they
strive to achieve their dangerous lifelong ambitions.
Thursday 22nd October at 7.30pm
Tickets: £19
Buzz Hawkins presents:
The Bradshaws in ‘Goosed’
There’s a danger of peace breaking out in the little twoup-two-down home of the Bradshaws.••With Alf down
the backyard in his ‘office’, and little Billy out playing and
not asking for a budgie, Audrey sits darning socks and
dreaming of winning a holiday in Torremonalisa and
sipping Penis Colorados by the pool.
But it cannot last. Audrey doesn’t yet know that Alf has
pinched her club money and lost it on a lame horse at
Doncaster. Alf doesn’t yet know that Audrey has volunteered him for a part in Billy’s school panto. Billy doesn’t yet know that the goose his
dad brings home under the influence (his dad, not the goose) is not a pet.•The plot
thickens and plots don’t come much thicker than this.
Unbutton your cardigans for a unique rib-cracking night out with Buzz Hawkins and
The Bradshaws in “Goosed”.
Friday 23rd October at 8pm
Tickets: £17.50
Chris Ramsey
Critically acclaimed stand-up comedian,
Celebrity Juice regular, star of BBC2’s
Hebburn, and the man who once got pizza
delivered to a moving train embarks on his
biggest stand-up tour yet! Following sellout runs of his last three UK tours, Chris is
back with a brand new show for 2015. Join
him as he explores getting older, finding
yourself, taking responsibility, realising you
are no longer a child and all of the other
terrifying realisations that come with being
dragged kicking and screaming into
modern adulthood.
Saturday 24th October at 7pm
Vienna Festival Ballet presents:
Tickets: £18/£16 conc/£10 child
Coppelia
A lively production, infused with old world charm,
Coppélia appeals to audiences of all ages with its
captivating story of an eccentric toymaker and his
beloved doll. The colourful costumes, lively
characters and beautiful music from Delibes all
combine to create a magical and comical classic that
warms and entertains from start to finish. Coppélia is
guaranteed to lift the hearts of all the family.
VFB’s eternal production of Coppélia embellishes the
original E.T.A. Hoffmann tale with fabulous dancing
and beautiful storytelling. We follow the adventures
of old Dr. Coppelius and his prized doll, and the two
lovers, Swanhilda and Franz on an enchanting
evening of mischief, frivolity and a lovers‘ tiff.
Sunday 25th October at 7.30pm
Tickets: £20
Monday 26th October at 7.30pm
Tickets: £16/£14 CONC
You’re Never Too Old
When Tommy and Ada meet on a park bench it is all too clear they are from
very different backgrounds; but as they begin to confide secrets and recount
memories, could this be the start of something special for such an unlikely pair?
Starring Diane Keen (best known for her
roles as Fliss Hawthorne in The Cuckoo
Waltz, Jenny Burden in The Ruth Rendell
Mysteries and Julia Parsons in the longrunning BBC soap Doctors) and Graham
Cole (best known for his role a PC Tony
Stamp in the long-running drama The
Bill) star in this one-act bittersweet
comedy that examines relationships,
loneliness and humanity.
Tuesday 27th October at 8pm
Tickets: £14/ unwaged £5
Jeremy Hardy
Jeremy Hardy begins his 4th decade as a stand-up this
year. That’s a more dramatic way of saying he started
31 years ago and, without a lottery win, probably has
at least another 31 years to go. Last year, the tenth
series of Jeremy Hardy Speaks to the Nation was
broadcast on Radio 4. He is also well known for his
appearances on The News Quiz and I’m Sorry I Haven’t
a Clue. Indeed, Alan Bennett recently said he likes him
“but he’s only on the radio”.
However, Jeremy isn’t only on the radio. He is on the
road all year round and has never stopped doing live
shows since 1984. After briefly hibernating in the
winter, he's back out on the road in 2015.
Wednesday 28th October at 7.30pm
Tickets: £22 stalls/ £20 circle/£16 restricted view
Circus of Horrors - Welcome to the Carnevil
Back by popular demand
The latest incarnation ‘Welcome to the Carnevil’ is
set in Victorian London in 1899 when Jack the
Ripper was still at large. This was the age of the
Freakshow - a young girl dreamt of running away
to join the Circus only to see her dream become a
nightmare in a decrepit & corpse ridden Carnevil,
plagued by a swamp of Killer Klowns, Sword
Swallowers, Demon Dwarfs, Death Defying
Aerialists, A Guinness World Record holding
Hairculian Diva swinging solely from her hair, back
flipping & fire limboing acrobats & lots lots more.
A show ruled by the undead & climaxing in an
awesome flaming apocalypse.
Thursday 29th October at 8pm
Tickets: £14/£12 conc
Rob Beckett - Mouth of the South
Beckett's back with a brand-new hour of funnies and
he's taking on the big issues like Kit Kats and
flatbread! Star of BBC1's Live at the Apollo, BBC2's
Mock the Week & Channel 4's 8 out of 10 Cats.
**** 'a revelation' - Scotsman.
'Relentlessly smiley, perpetually grinning Londoner
whose unshowy, unpretentious but thoroughly funny
shtick has every chance of winning him a big
audience…’ – Guardian
Recommended for 15+
Friday 30th October at 7pm
Tickets: £40
An evening with
Paul gascoigne
Friday 30th October 2015
Lancaster Grand Theatre, St Leonardgate
Town Centre, Lancaster LA1 1NL
Show Start Time 7pm
£250 Platinum ticket inc. Photo with Gazza &
signed 1990 England Gazza Shirt (Limited Edition)
£100 Gold Ticket inc. Photo with Gazza
£40 Silver Stall Ticket
Silver tickets available from the The Grand Theatre
Box Office
Gold and Platinum tickets contact Soccer Speaker
W: www.soccerspeaker.co.uk E:
sales@soccerspeaker.co.uk
Saturday 31st October ay 7.30pm
Tickets: £19/£18 conc
Johnny Cash
The UK’s No1 Tribute, fronted by respected
singer/songwriter Clive John, re-creates with
astounding accuracy and truly captures the
essence of what it was like to be at a real Cash
show! Also featuring Jill Schoonjans as June
Carter, all aspects of Cash’s life are covered with
impeccable taste.
The show takes the audience from the 1950’s
right up to 2002 and all the stops in between. All
the greatest hits are included, along with songs
from the latest album Out Among The Stars. All
this accompanied by evocative screen images and
shots from Johnny Cash’s life.
Sunday 1st to Monday 2nd November at 7.30pm
Tickets: £20/£14 conc
The Miracle on 34th Street The Musical
One of the most popular films of all time
comes to the stage in this dazzling new
production of Miracle on 34th Street The
Musical.
Kris Kringle takes on the non-believers in
an all singing, all dancing, all snowing adaptation of this festive favourite. A whitebearded gentleman claiming to be the real
Santa Claus brings about a genuine Miracle
on 34th Street, spreading joy throughout
New York City. Featuring all time classic
songs such as It's Beginning to Look a Lot
Like Christmas, this heart-warming tale is
one for all the family. Get ready for the
happiest time of the year as the snow begins to fall in a truly magical production that will capture your heart.
Wednesday 4th November at 8pm
Forbidden Nights
Tickets: £22.50 first 5 rows
All other seats £19.50
FORBIDDEN NIGHTS – a classy new all
male variety show with full theatre production and •explosive choreography.
FORBIDDEN are skilled and
professionally trained performers, handpicked from around the UK with
charisma, undeniable talent, sparkling
personality and honed physiques in
equal measure. •They can sing, they can
dance and they are VERY easy on the
eye! Featuring a vocalist, aerial artist,
pole performer and fire act all delivered
with an element of naughtiness but not
so naughty that you can’t bring your Granny! The evening is suitable for ages
18 to 80. Think Cirque de Soleil meets Magic Mike!
Saturday 7th November at 7.30pm
Tickets: £20
Roy Chubby Brown
Roy Chubby Brown returns with his meatiest show
yet!
He’s still rude, he’s still crude and this time he’s
turning headlines into punch lines as his riproaring brand of banter continues to burst bellies
across the country. Chubby doesn’t hold back
from sharing his outlandish views on news,
women and gender, sailing so close to the mark,
even the most seasoned of fans will be left
gob-smacked!
As politically incorrect as ever ‘The World’s Most
Outrageous Comedian’ is far too rude for TV, so
this live performance is the only place to catch the
flamboyant comedian!
If easily offended please stay away!
Sunday 8th November at 8pm
Tickets: £24
Dave Gorman -Gets Straight to the Point* (*Powerpoint)
The innovative comedy mind behind Modern Life
Is Goodish (Dave TV), Are You Dave Gorman? and
Googlewhack Adventure is back with a brand new
live show that promises more of his unique blend
of stand-up comedy and visual story-telling as
Dave Gorman Gets Straight To The Point*...
(*The PowerPoint).
Yes. That’s right. It’s a PowerPoint presentation.
We know what you’re thinking. But don’t worry…
You won’t need to take notes and you almost certainly won’t be tested on it later.
Support from Nick Doody
www.davegorman.com
Tuesday 10th November at 8pm
Tickets: £24
Milton Jones and the Temple of Daft
Yes him with the loud shirts and
messed up hair from Mock the
Week, Live at the Apollo, Michael
McIntyre’s Roadshow and
multiple series on Radio 4.
An evening in the company of an
idiot. Or is he? Yes he is. Only
come if you like jokes though. If
not you’ll be cross.
Thursday 12th November at 7.30pm
LipService present:
Tickets:£15/14 conc
Picture Of Dorian Gray
Award winning LipService Theatre returns
to Lancaster.
Celebrity presenter Doreen Gray has it all a drive time radio show, a high ratings lifestyle programme and a career that is the
envy of all her old chums. But hitting 50
she finds her face no longer fits the bill. At
a school reunion Doreen stumbles across a
youthful self portrait and makes a dark and
dreadful pact with the picture that will
come back to haunt her...
LipService take Oscar Wilde’s Dorian Gray
and give it a modern twist to observe the
hazards of aging in the public eye. Featuring film, fun and LipService's own unique
blend of the surreal and downright silly!
Friday 13th November at 7.30pm
Elio Pace presents
Tickets: £20/£18 conc.
The Billy Joel Songbook
Following on from his highly-acclaimed New
York and Philadelphia, Billy Joel 'Original
Touring Band' concerts, Elio Pace delivers this
sensational tour celebrating the phenomenal
music of Billy Joel. Featuring the massive hits,
Uptown Girl, Just The Way You Are and My
Life as well as fan favourites such as Scenes
From An Italian Restaurant, Goodnight Saigon
and Piano Man. Don't miss this wonderful
opportunity to experience The Billy Joel
Songbook in this electrifying concert
performed by the dynamic singer/songwriter
and piano-player, Elio Pace and his
magnificent 6-piece band.
Saturday 21st November at 8pm
Ed Byrne - Outside Looking In
That bloke. You know. The
Irish guy. No, not the bald
one. The other one. You
know him. The one Carol
from work really likes. Wait,
that might be Jason Byrne.
Anyway. Funny chap. Has a
new show!
Tickets: £19
Wednesday 9th December at 8pm
Tickets: £16.50
Josh Widdicombe
Josh Widdicombe, that guy from the TV
comedy shows with the curly hair, is back on
the road with a brand new tour. Since he's
been away from stand up Josh has been
working hard on other things but don't worry
in his spare time he has found a lot of minor
things to get annoyed about, and now he has
a chance to talk about them on stage (in the
form of jokes). If you have seen him before
live or on TV and enjoyed yourself then this is
the show for you. If you didn't like him then it
probably isn't.
Josh will have a support act with him.
Recommended 14+ some swearing & adult
content.
Jack and the Beanstalk
Jack and the Beanstalk with all the traditional
pantomime ingredients of lots of comedy and laughter,
with magical sets and surprises.
Live music accompanies the dancing, singing and lots of
audience participation.
Will Jack have to sell Daisy? Dare he climb the
Beanstalk, face the Giant and rescue the princess?
Tickets:
£9/£8 conc Family £31
Christmas Eve &Boxing Day
£10/£9 (no family tickets)
Performances:
Weekday evenings 7.30pm
Saturdays & Sundays 2.30pm
Christmas Eve 2.30pm
Boxing Day 5.30pm
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Coming Spring 2016
Friday 5th February
Music Hall Tavern 2016
Saturday 13th February 2016
Steve Parrish commentator on ‘World Superbikes, BSB
‘Isle of Man TT ‘ for Channel 4
Tuesday 23rd to Saturday 27th February
Lancaster Footlights present:
‘Into the Woods Musical’
Saturday 5th March
Justin Moorhouse
An English standup comedian,
radio DJ and actor from
Manchester. He has appeared
in Peter Kay’s ‘Phoenix
Nights’ and played Dean
Upton in ‘Coronation Street’
Intertwining the plots of several
of the Brothers Grimm Fairy Tales
such as ‘Little Red Riding Hood,
Jack and the Beanstalk, Cinderella
and several more.
Lyrics and music by
Stephen Sondheim
Friday 11th March 2016
‘The Manfreds’
The original Manfred Man members,
Paul Jones and Mike Hugg are joined
by Rob Townsend, Marcus Cliffe and
Simon Currie. Their hits include 5-4-32-1, The Mighty Quinn and Do Wah
Diddy Diddy.
Friday 25th March 2016
Hal Guttenden
Host of ‘Live at the Apollo’ and star of Radio 4
Sunday 27th March 2016
Ballet Theatre UK presents:
Pinocchio
Sunday 24th April 2016
Gerry and the Pacemakers
Friday 20th May Dirty Dusting
Three cleaners threatened with
redundancy have an idea for a
new business - to set up a telephone sex chat line
Theatre Tours
The Grand Theatre has 230 years of history.
Why not come and hear about how our theatre was built and has developed
and take a Guided Tour around the auditorium, the stage and backstage areas?
You will hear about the people who ran the Grand, who has appeared here and
you even see the Ghost!
Tours are on the listed Saturday mornings start at 10.30 am from the foyer
coffee bar and last approximately one hour.
We must advise that due to the historic nature of our Grade 2 listed building
certain parts of the theatre are only accessible via steps or stairs. Places for the
tour should be booked in advance via the box office or on line and will only take
place if there are some pre-bookings. Please check with the box office if they
will take place and that there are places available. Places are limited to 12
persons per tour.
Tickets: £5 adult / £2.50 child
Saturdays : 1st August, 26th Sept, 17th October, 21st Nov, 5th December
Seat Sponsorship
How would you like your name, a loved ones name or
even your company name on an engraved plaque,
placed on a seat in the beautiful Lancaster Grand
theatre?
This is a scheme to raise funds to help finish the
restoration and improvement of our lovely old theatre The plaque with your
inscription will remain on the seat as long as the theatre stands for all to read.
For further information please contact the Box Office
Theatre Hire
Need a venue for a meeting, talk,
seminar or to put on a performance?
Have you considered renting the Grand Theatre?
The hire includes the use of our comprehensive sound and
lighting systems with a technician.
Refreshments may also be provided.
For more details or to book please contact
The Theatre Manager 01524 845230
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Stage
In Person
Visit the Theatre Box Office
Open Monday to Saturday 10.00 am to 3 p.m.
By Phone
Call 01524 64695
On line
Tickets can easily be booked online at any time at
www.lancastergrand.co.uk
What’s On at a Glance
August:
15
Joan Armatrading
17-21 Act One Summer school
22
Sing-a-long-a-Frozen
September:
2-5
Our House
8
Secret Garden
9
Blake
10
The Dressing Room
12
Madame Butterfly
14
Leo Sayer
18
Juke Box Heroes
19
Let Me Entertain You
23
‘ Emma’
26
Terry Christian
29 to 3 Oct Sweeney Todd
October:
1-3
Quartet (at the Storey)
13 - 17 The LadyKillers
18
Jenny Eclair
19
Get Your Own Back
20
Tony Stockwell
21
Reel Rock
22
The Bradshaws
23
Chris Ramsey
24
Coppelia
25
Rat Pack
26
You’re Never Too Old
27
Jeremy Hardy
28
Circus of Horrors
29
Rob Beckett
30
Paul Gascoigne
31
Johnny Cash Road Show
November:
December:
9
Josh Widdecombe
4- 29 Jack and the Beanstalk
13-14 After Dark - Aladdin
19-20 After Dark - Aladdin
1-2
4
7
8
10
12
13
21
Miracle on 34th Street
Forbidden Nights
Chubby Brown
Dave Gorman
Milton Jones
Picture of Dorian Gray
Elio Pace- Billy Joel
Song Book
Ed Byrne
Music
Plays
If you would like a large copy of
this brochure please ask at the
box office
Box Office: 01524 64695
On line: www.lancastergrand .co.uk
Comedy
Interest
Pantomime
Adult Pantomime
Brochure by Jean Hardy
Print by BAYTYPE 01524 850056