Ms. Gulitti AP Lang/Comp Name____________________ Period____________________ Combating Writer’s Block Directions: Read the following suggestions from famous writers on how to deal with writer’s block. Choose three that seem most appealing to you. On a separate sheet of paper, explain the suggestions significance to you as a writer. Be prepared to share this in class discussion. 1) “Force yourself to write non-stop for twenty or thirty minutes: no deletions, no erasures, no pauses. If that doesn’t work, take a break. Take a walk. Pack up your writing supplies and go someplace new. Sit in a coffee shop, find a cozy spot in a library, go to a park. It often helps to do something entirely nonverbal, like making a collage or playing music. And it always helps to remember that writer’s block is a widespread malady.” –Nancy Hathaway 2) “When I feel dried-up I deal myself a few games of solitaire at my desk. I’ve been doing it all my life. Sometimes I play 10 or 20 games, sometimes 40. Once, I played for three straight days. The important thing is not to leave the work place.” –Richard Condon 3) “Eat massive amounts of high-calorie food.” – Alice Kahn 4) “If you’re afraid you can’t write, the answer is to write. Every sentence you construct adds weight to the balance pan. If you’re afraid of what other people will think of your efforts, don’t show them until you write your way beyond your fear. If writing a book is impossible, write a chapter. If writing a chapter is impossible, write a page. If writing a page is impossible, write a paragraph. If writing a paragraph is impossible, write a sentence. If writing even a sentence is impossible write a word and teach yourself everything there is to know about that word and then write another, connected word and see where their connection leads. A page a day is a book a year.” –Richard Rhodes 5) “The best thing is to write anything, anything at all that comes into your head, until gradually there is a calm and creative day.” – Stephen Spender 6) “Copy out the first thirty pages of an obscure 19th century French novel and then carry on with your own text. Later, go back and rewrite the first thirty pages. Tolstoy tried this with Anna Karenina and it worked.” –Andrew Cockburn 7) “When I sit down in order to write, sometimes it’s there; sometimes it’s not. But that doesn’t bother me anymore. I tell my students there is such a thing as “writer’s block,” and they should respect it. You shouldn’t write through it. It’s blocked because it ought to be blocked, because you haven’t got it right now.” –Toni Morrison 8) “Listen to music. I turn on any Puccini opera.” – Ken Auletta 9) “Report. Writers are less interesting than they think. Fortunately, the rest of the world is more interesting. Interview people. Look at things. Don’t just sit at the computer.” Jeffrey Toobin 10) “I don’t think that writer’s block exists really. I think that when you’re trying to do something prematurely, it just won’t come. Certain subjects just need time…You’ve got to wait before you write about them.” –Joyce Carol Oates 11) “Any writer who has difficulty in writing is probably not onto his true subject, but wasting time with false, petty goals; as soon as you connect with your true subject you will write. –Joyce Carol Oates 12) “Sit in the sun. Sun goes behind the cloud. Look at a watch. Notice that the secondhand does not always point directly at little marks on the dial. Sometimes it does, though. Then sometimes it doesn’t. Why? Feel panic at how quickly life slips by. Get to work.”—Nicholas Baker 13) “Put the paper in the typewriter, stare at it a long time, get snow-blindness if you have to, but write something.” –Erma Bombeck 14) “The prescription is prevention: keep working, cross your fingers, get plenty of fresh air.” –Kurt Anderson 15) “My prescription for writer’s block: Write badly. Bad writing is easier. And it must be popular, there’s so much of it.” –P.J. O’Rourke 16) “Walk around the block.” –Bob Colacello 17) “I think the best advice on writing I’ve received was from John Steinbeck, who suggested that one way to get around writer’s block was to pretend to be writing to an aunt, or a friend. I did this, writing to an actress friend I knew, Jean Seberg. The editors of Harper’s forgot to take off the salutation and that’s how the article begins in the magazine: Dear Jean…” –George Plimpton 18) “Actually I’ve found that writer’s block occurs most frequently at the very top of one’s work. So lose that tortured lead you were laboring over—it probably wasn’t any good anyway—and write it straight. Halfway through the piece it’ll come to you—and it’ll be better than when you began.” – Phil Mushnick 19) “It is often said that reading, for writers, is a busman’s holiday. This is true, but I have found it to be one of the best cures for writer’s block. Reading certain authors— Nabokov, for example—makes me feel jealous and tired. Reading Robert Aikman, my favorite short story writer, invariably makes me want to pick up my pen.” –Amy Wallace 20) “Prescription for writer’s block: Begin. (With a pen, not a machine.)—Cynthia Ozick