My Dear Children: I was blessed with very comforting thoughts at the end of last year, 2007. It has put to rest all concerns about health and environmental concers. There is nothig left except happiness and bliss. I will explain. At the beginning of man’s appearance, he lived in total harmony with his mother, Earth. He accepted the gifts she had to give, and lived with great respect and appriciation. Life was simple, though harsh at times, but man saw the great dance of all life and accepted all events as contributions to a great harmony. Life was given to support other life in an endless interaction of give and take. When man began to play with the game of life, inventing, manipulating, controling the land, the sea, the sky, other life forms, he had no regard for balance, or the injury he was causing to all. As a result, his numbers have increased to the point of pushing out and killing numerous life forms that are not recognized as necessary components of the intricate, delicate web that conprises life itself. Man can not exist as an island. Life is a cooperative venture and all the parts that make up the whole are necessary. When one looks at the accomplishments of man, they are truly marvelous. We have flown to the moon and back, we have eradicated many diseases that have plagued man for centuries, we have settled areas of the planet that were inhospitable by developing technology dependent on fossil fuel. The list of achievements is too vast to note. Man is truly a species of genius. There is however, one problem. Man is so good at survival, that his numbers threaten to overwhelm nature. Of course, if nature can no longer support life, man is the loser, for the planet will once again enter a dormant stage, process the conditions that interrupted the expression of life, and after perhaps 3,000,000 years, once again begin the dance of life, with one exception, man will be absent. At this moment, it appears that we have too many people. Resources, land, and air are being pushed to the breaking point. Wars are raging, and the same issues that cause annimosity still remain: different interpretations of what existence is, and opposing forms of philosophy, religion and politics. Through the tampering of nature’s controls that maintain balance, man has extended life through his technology, using drugs and invasive surgery to prolong life. With identification of the roles of genes, we are now attempting to eliminate death altogether. Man is overpopulating the planet both by increased birth rates as well as prolonging life. Man has partnered with nature to assure man’s survival. But if we take on the responsibility of promoting life, we must also take on the responsibility of destroying life. Nature has many techniques for controling the numbers of any species. At any time, an earthqualke, forest fire, tsunami, hurricane, tornado, monsoon, disease, blight, or drought can eradicate miliions of people. On a personal level, disease and organ failure due to old Sickness is Health, P.2 age have been tried and true methods for controling numbers. Man stands on the threshold of becoming a god, though, he may be a lonely god. Not to worry. We are doing our job at controling our numbers, and I believe we are on the brink of doing so on a scale only imaginable by a collision with a meteor. We have introduced chemicals that alter the DNA of numerous species rendering them into freaks, mutants, and very often, incapable of reproduction. We have damaged the ozone layer that protects us from harmful rays. We have produced chemicals and introduced them into the foods we eat that promote cancer. We smoke tobacco products laced with cancer causing chemicals. We produce and consume foods that lead to obesity, diabetes, heart disease, and stroke. We have invented the most terrible weapons of mass destruction ever conceived, capable of killing millions and millions of people. We blow ourselves up in selfless acts of population control. We sell high-powered rifles that are used by courageos individuals to kill others while at school or filling their car at a gas station. We fly planes with high explosives and drop them on each others cities. If some cannot afford such expensive weapons, they steal planes and fly them into buildings in selfless acts of kindness. We insight anger and rage directed at each other by exploiting racial, ethnic and religious differences. We invade each other’s countries to steel their resources. We bomb anyone who disagrees with our polocies. We are truly the hand-maiden of nature. We are such a hard-working species that understands the responsibility to balance all this living with great waves of dying. Therefore, I have wonderful advice for all. I will start with parents. Encourage your children to play with matches. As soon as they’re two years of age, for their birthday, buy them ‘strike anywhere’ matches. Encourage them to light the clothes of their playmates. If they are truly precocious, they’ll set your house on fire killing the whole family. If they (and you) survive their childhood, buy them a carton of cigarettes for their twelfth birthday. Smoking is good. It kills many, many people. Do your part. Bring the earth into balance. For Everyone: Exploit each other. Insight rage, anger, murder, and riots. Kill everyone who frustates you. Drive over the speed limit. Smash into other cars. Get as inebriated as you can and drive your car very fast. Try to jump off a very high bridge. Grab someone walking by and take them with you. Poison your dinner guests, and claim that you didn’t know the corn starch you used to thicken the gravy was rat poison. I can go on and on, but you must be in the spirit of my suggestions by now and can add to the list on your own. More ambitious projects for the truly courageous: Remove a section of track that is used by high-speed passanger trains or chemical freight trains, poison the drinking water of large cities. For the truly heroic: Fly a plane into a nuclear reactor. We will elevate you to sainthood. Sickness is Health, P.3 For Governments: Argue, argue, argue. Start many and bigger wars. Use that nuclear arsenal. Why pussy-foot around? We spent all that money in developing the big ones, use them! The mistake we make in being hesitant to take what may appear as extreme measures is simply a result of that annoying tendency toward moral judgements of our actions. We must come clean. We claim to be compassionate and to commit these acts that result in the deaths of millions from righteous beliefs, and we are right! But we don’t understand that the beliefs we act from are not the true ones. Obviously, if we want to stop killing, we stop. If we want clean air and water, we stop dirtying it. If we want to have healthier people, we stop growing and selling garbage. We are either hipocrits, liars, naive, studpid, or deluding ourselves. If we would only accept our role as nature’s partner in population control, we would not only accept our actions that results in the deaths of so many millions, but we would be proud of ourselves. We would finally understand the profound service we are providing to nature in helping her bring the great dance of life into balance. Come now, Mr. President, don’t be shy. Push the button and help the planet do its job! David McHugh 3 January 2008 Winston-Salem, NC