The Bottom Line on Business Slang - http://stupaul.net/aeo/now-slang.htm Great job – so far. You’ve prepared well for your first business trip to the U.S. (You even had a look at your American English business dictionary on the flight over!) Then, as you arrive at your new partner’s offices in Chicago, you hear some English that doesn’t sound like the audio cassettes back home. What’s going on here? Welcome to Officespeak What you are about to discover is that your new American business associates speak a blend of slang words and jargon that is defined as officespeak. Let’s walk you through a visit to your partner’s office to see some examples of this form of English. When you arrive at the front desk, you introduce yourself and ask the receptionist, "Is Mr. Johnson in?" "Yes," she replies. "Welcome to Chicago! Mr. Johnson’s expecting you, but he’s not in his office right now. He’s huddling with his staff. He’s been looking forward to your visit. Let me page him and let him know you’re here." "In the meantime," she continues, "help yourself to some fresh Starbucks." She motions down the hall to a coffee station. You thank her and wonder just what "Starbucks" is as you walk toward the coffee. You pass the open door of a meeting room and hear loud voices. "What we’ve got here," an excited voice says, "is a big glitch. This is a mega account and it’s my gut feeling that we need to do something quick or heads will roll." You’re perplexed. "What are they saying?" you think to yourself. "I don’t remember those expressions from my English books." As you pour yourself some coffee, you hear more people talking down the hall. "Jessica, can you come over to my cubicle?" says one person to another. "My computer just crashed!" "I don’t mean to sound like a geek," says the co-worker who comes to the rescue of her colleague, "but I think you need to run one of those anti-virus programs." Learning the Lingo As this brief office scene illustrates, the language of American business is a colorful but sometimes unusual mix of slang and jargon. What's more, it is a language that changes constantly as speakers add new terms and phrases from many areas—including technology, science, sports and even off the streets. Yet, this is what makes the language a fascinating and rich form of communication. There are many ways to keep up with all the latest American slang and jargon. As you discover new words, there are several Web sites (including American English Online) that provide you with online help: The American Slanguages page presents itself as the Hick-to-Hip Translation Guide. Give it a try and learn how the locals speak in a variety of U.S. and other cities of the world. http://www.slanguage.com The Common American Slang page features more than 250 common American slang terms that you can quiz yourself on and get your answers right away. http://www.aitech.ac.jp/~itesls/slang/slang1.html And don’t forget American English Online’s own Slang Cafe, filled with the latest American English slang, jargon, and expressions. http://www.aeo-now.com/slangcafe.html So what’s the bottom line on learning new American slang? Be sure to read very current publications—in print and on the Web—and when you come across words or expressions you don’t know, keep your cool. Dallas Slang: Source: http://www.slanguage.com/dallas.html Central Distressway Tenny Runners Wow Boys Howdy Do All Y'All Hogged Up Fixin' Barbed War Tarred Awes Tin Yankee Hank Rin Texas Cadillac Big D Hah, Har U? High Doo Far Aints All San Tone Chivvy Tray Howdy Y'all Whore Show Jogger Fee Coal Bare Scrimps Far Piece Ort What we call 75 central expressway A pair of athletic shoes Our football team. Another Dallas greeting Plural of Y'all Messed up Preparing to do something Surrounds a prison Exhausted A nearby city Anyone north of the causeway Urge to do something Pickup truck What we call Dallas Another Dallas greeting The hair that tells you you're in Dallas Fire ants Oil Nearby City A car company Tree to most Dallas Greeting The horror show Study of the Earth's surface Cold beer please Shrimp to most people Distance to your house It's on the museum walls Commonly-Used American Slang - http://www.manythings.org/slang/slang3.html By Charles I. Kelly & Lawrence E. Kelly ace He's an ace reporter. very good action Do you know where the action is in this town? excitement airhead My sister's boyfriend is a real airhead. stupid person all wet completely w rong Your ideas about politics are all wet. all-nighter I almost fell asleep during the test after an all-nighter. after studying all night. antifreeze I really need some antifreeze in me on cold days like this. liquor armpit This town is really an armpit. undesirable place bad Wow, that was really a bad movie. intense bashed The boat was bashed beyond recognition. crushed beat After working all day I am really beat. exhausted beemer He just bought a new beemer to drive to work in. B.M.W. car bench He was benched during the basketball playoffs. taken out of the game bent It's OK. Don't get so bent. angry bent out of shape Don't get so bent out of shape. become upset big gun The president brought two big guns to the meeting. pow erful people big mouth Shut up! You really have a big mouth. talk too much big stink The citizens made a big stink about the new nuclear power station. big issue blimp I always seem to have a blimp sitting next to me when I travel. very fat person blow I'm going to blow out of here now. leave blow He blew all his money gambling. lost blow a fuse Hey, don't blow a fuse. lose your temper. blow one's cool Calm down. Don't blow your cool. become angry blown away I was blown away by his donation of a million dollars. greatly impressed bomb The movie was a bomb. Meaning bombed The driver of the car was bombed. intoxicated boo-boo mistake If you make another boo-boo like that, you won't have a job. bread I need some bread to pay for my car. money break A lucky break helped him get the job. opportunity break it up Break it up, or I will call the police. stop bring-down The news of the airplane crash was a bring-down. depressing buck Do you have a buck I can borrow? dollar bummed I was really bummed after I heard the news. depressed bummer My trip to New York was a bummer. bad experience bust The whole idea was a bust. failure call The weatherman made a good call about when the storm would prediction can Do you know where the can is? bathroom carb My motorcycle's carb is out of adjustment. carburetor catch some rays I'm going to lie on the beach and catch some rays. get some sunshine. catch some Z's I need to catch some Z's before I go on my trip. get some sleep cheesy That is really a cheesy looking outfit. cheap chicken Don't be a chicken. cow ard chintzy That really was a chintzy present you got him. cheap chow down I need to find a place to chow down. eat a lot clip Watch out or they will clip you at that bar. cheat clunker I can't go on a date in that clunker. old car cold fish My date for the dance was a cold fish. dull come up for air He has to come up for air or he will die from exhaustion. take a break con deceive Don't try to con me. cool This is a really cool place to work. good cool down Things should cool down in a day or two. calm dow n couch potato He is a couch potato. lazy person cram I need more time to cram for the test. study hard cream Our team creamed them badly. beat croak I feel like I am going to croak. die cruise The skier was cruising down the hill going very fast cushy He has a really cushy job. easy cut out It is late. I have to cut out. leave damage Lets get the bill and find out the damage. cost dead This disco is really dead tonight. quiet deck He was decked in the fight. knocked dow n deep pockets Her boyfriend has deep pockets. is a good source of money dicey Since the weather is a little dicey, I won't go today. chancy ditch I'll ditch my younger brother with my grandmother. leave do a snow job on Don't try to do a snow job on me. deceive dope He is such a dope. stupid person dork He is such a dork. strange person dough I need some dough before I can go Christmas shopping. money down Let's go to a bar and down a few beers. drink quickly drag Doing homework on the weekend is a drag. boring earful a lot of gossip My grandmother gave me an earful about the neighborhood. eat The problem is really eating away at me. bothering face-off The two sides were headed for a nasty face-off. confrontation far-out This music is really far-out. great flaky He is too flaky to do the work. unreliable flashback At the wedding he had a flashback of his old girlfriend. remembered flick I haven't seen a flick in a long time. movie flip out He flipped out when he heard that his mother had been killed. lost control flip side What kind of music do you have on the flip side of the tape? other side fox His older sister is a fox. very attractive freebie The pillow was a freebie free get into something I got into gardening in high school. became seriously interested in get it I listened to the joke twice, but I still don't get it. understand get with it If you don't get with it, we will never finish this work. hurry up gig I have a gig on Saturday night from 7:00 to 10:00. job glitch This computer program has a glitch. defect glitzy This is a pretty glitzy hotel to be staying in. fashionable go Let me have a go at solving the problem. try go bananas I am going to go bananas if I don't have a vacation soon. go crazy go down What is going down? happening goof I am really a goof at times. fool goof up I really goofed up when I painted my room green. made a serious mistake goofy silly You are always acting goofy these days.