The visitor
Cast: Narrator
Tom
Mary Inspector Big
Inspector Green
Zog(Alien) Bongo (alien) Zig (alien)
Narrator:
Ladies and gentlemen, we present “The visitor” . Scene One, in space.
Sound: spaceship noises
Zog:
Where am I, where am I? Where is my map?
Bongo:
Look, a planet, a big blue planet.
Zog:
Let’s visit the big blue planet.
Sound: spaceship noises
Narrator.
Scene Two, in a school
Mary:
Hello, how are you?
Tom:
Fine, thanks. And you?
Mary:
Fine, thanks. Can I borrow a pen?
Tom:
Here you are.
Mary:
Thank you. How do you say “Lapiz”in English?
Tom:
Pencil. Can you pass the rubber, please?
Mary:
Here you are.
Tom:
Thank you.
Mary:
How do you spell “Happy”?
Tom:
H…A…P…P…Y
Mary:
Thank you.
Sound: spaceship landing
Tom:
What’s that?
Mary:
It’s a spaceship.
Tom:
The door is opening!
Sound: door opening and footsteps
Zog:
I….am….an…..alien.
Tom:
What’s your name?
Zog:
My name is Zog.
Mary:
Where are you from?
Bongo:
We …am…from…the planet ….. Zongo.
Wendy:
How old are you?
Zog:
I …am…… two hundred years old.
Tom:
What’s that?
Bongo:
This is my radio.
Sound: beeping noise of radio
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UFO
Mary:
What’s that?
Zog:
This is my space gun!
Sound: gun firing everywhere
Tom, Mary:
Aaaahhh!!!!!!!! Help! Help!
Tom, Mary:
Call the police, call the police!
Wendy:
Police, I am in the school, help, help!
Hands up! You ….are .our…… prisoners.
Zog, Bongo:
Sound:Police siren
Inspector Big:
We are strong.
Inspector Green: We are fast.
Inspector Big,Green:
Inspector Big:
We are ….the police!
My name is Inspector Big.
Inspector Green: My name is Inspector Green.
Inspector Big:
What is the problem?
Tom, Mary:
There is an alien!
Don’t be silly! Aliens don’t exist!
Inspector Bog, Green:
Zog, Bongo:
Hello
Inspector Big,Green:
It’s ...it’s ...it’s an alien! Aaaahh!
Zog, Bongo:
You …..are …….my…….. prisoners.
Inspector Big,Green:
Stop!
Sound: Space gun firing
Everyone:
Aaahhhh!!!!!!!
Sound: Space ship landing
Tom, Mary:
What’s that?
Inspector Big,Green:
Tom, Mary:
It’s another spaceship!
The door is opening.
Sound: Space ship door opening, then footsteps.
Zig:
Stop!
Everyone:
Who are you?
Zig:
I ….am….Zig. I …am….Zog and Bongo’s mother! Zog! Bongo!
Zog, Bongo:
Yes, mummy.
Zig:
You are a very bad boy. Come home now!
Zog, Bongo:
Yes, mummy. Goodbye.
Everyone:
Goodbye.
Sound: Footsteps and space ship taking off
Everyone:
The end
Dominic Streames
efltheatreclub.co.uk © 2011