THE FAT CAT HASH
TRASH Volume 1784
Our thoughts are with D2HD who is critically ill in a Brisbane
hospital at the moment… And our thoughts are also with
Furballs during this most difficult of times.
NEXT RUN
RUN
DATE
HARE
WHERE
1785
1-Dec-14
Babbling
Mall Road West, Parkes
PAST RUNS FOR CAPITAL
RUN
DATE
HARE
1784
24-Nov-14 Easy
WHERE
Jerra-bogan-berra
Acting Grand Master: Poo Shooter
Acting Religious Adviser: Drunken Tiger
Run Report
The planets and heavenly bodies must’ve been in perfect
alignment on Monday night… Because everything seemed as
close to perfection as one can dream of on a hash night… Easy
led hashers on a delightfully pleasant trot through bush around
Jerra-bogan-berra… Apart from Gerbils causing the usual chaos,
disorder, and confusion on trail…Weatherdog doing his best to trip
hashers over…and Gerbils admitting to us that he was willing to do
immoral and unusual sexual acts for his dentist to get a discount
on his dental bill…the run was truly unimprovable!
And so said CHF of the run: “it was very good”. Score – 69/10
Crunchy Crack enjoyed the bush on the walkers’ trail, but was
disappointed there was no toilet on trail…something she badly
needed since she had a full bladder (hashers need to teach
Crunchy that the whole world’s a toilet when you’re a hasher with a
full bladder). Score: 0/10
Then the usual shenanigans went on in the circle.
Stuff worth mentioning:
Returnees
Gobbles & Count Her Feet
Charges
McTaf – in breach of Hash dress code – irregular hat attire
Gerbils – suggested Betty Boop’s “on-on” calls sounded like a
chipmunk
Meat and Hotlink – withholding incriminating Pussy Run photos
McTaf – led hashers astray on trail
Weatherman – poor supervision of Weatherdog – hashers tripping
over Weatherdog on trail
Gerbils – failed to recognise “on back” hash markings – bornagain-hash-virgin!
Babbling (in absentia) – no show to collect dirty hash dishes
Easy – caused Scarlet much angst – hyper vigilant about finding
babies in drains
McTaf – down down on behalf of our absent Scottish RA – for crap
weather earlier in day when hare was trying to set trail
Rambo & Mighty – questionable driving skills
Duckhead – pissed and fell over on weekend (so what’s new?)
Mixo – bragging about his elite athleticism
McTaf – near-death experience when Poo Shooter nearly ran over
him
Mighty – new shoes, FRB wannabe, blowing well (also blowing the
horn well)
Squatter – excellent web page this week
Awards
Big Prick – Squatter – for subjecting poor harriettes to a life time of
temperance
Little Prick – CHF - careless spillage of drink
FRB – Grease Nipple – for being ridiculously early for Hash
Anniversaries
Scarlet – 117sex
Meat – 89sex
McTaf – 7sex
Birthdays
Felloffa, Malfunction, Sticky Date, Toy Boy (all with hash
doppelgangers)
Jokes – Rambo, Weatherman, McTaf
Announcements:
Hares required Please contact Meat (Hash Trailmaster)
Capital Hash Xmas run 8 -Dec – bring secret Santa gift
$15 for regular hashers (minimum 10 runs this year), or $20 for
irregular, fair-weather hashers
Next Bike Hash – at Dangles place (Kambah) this Sunday
Masturbateman’s Xmas run – book now! And let 2 Fathers know
ASAP
Harriettes Xmas run – Pop Tart’s place 4-Dec $15
Bring secret Santa gift
Santa Fun Run – 7-Dec – let HF know if you’re interested
Capital Hash Haberdashery for purchase – chat with Peeping
Pervert or Party Pie
Check out the RA’s Hash song sheet and sing along to some
ribald hash songs! Is there any other kind?
Mighty has been ‘voluntold’ to organise next year’s Bike Wine
tour…Anybody interested in being on a Hash sub-committee for
this event, contact Mighty at bec_curry2008@yahoo.com