ACT 1
Scene 1
Opening (full cast)
Let Me Entertain You
All:
May we entertain you
May we see you smile
We will do some kicks
We will do some tricks
We’ll tell you a story
We’ll dance when they’re done
By the time we’re through
Entertaining you
You’ll have a barrel of fun
May we entertain you
May we see you smile
We will do some kicks
We will do some tricks
We’ll tell you a story
We’ll dance when they’re done
By the time we’re through
Entertaining you
You’ll have a barrel of fun!
You’ll have a barrel of fun.
Scene 2
(Grandma and Grandpa’s House at Breakfast)
(in kitchen)
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Grandma: Ahhh… today is going to be a good day. Did you pull out the
scrapbook for the grandkids to see Grandpa?
Grandpa: I did Grandma. Say, look at this one, do you remember? This
was the first show we ever took OUR kids to see. They were so excited…
ahh… the “Sound of Music”….
(He opens up the very large scrapbook to the SOUND OF MUSIC
PLAYBILL… Grandma and Grandpa exit)
Scene 3
(Enter Sound of Music Cast)
DO - RE - MI
Liesl:
LET’S START AT THE VERY BEGINNING
A VERY GOOD PLACE TO START
WHEN YOU READ YOU BEGIN WITH
Gretl:
ABC
Liesl:
WHEN YOU SING YOU BEGIN WITH DO RE MI
Friedrich: DO RE MI
All:
DO RE MI
Liesl:
THE FIRST 3 NOTES JUST HAPPEN TO BE
Friedrich: DO RE MI
All:
DO RE MI
All:
DO RE MI FA SO LA TI…
DO A DEER, A FEMALE DEER
RE A DROP OF GOLDEN SUN
MI A NAME I CALL MY SELF
FA A LONG LONG WAY TO RUN
SO A NEEDLE PULLING THREAD
LA A NOTE TO FOLLOW SO
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TI A DRINK WITH JAM AND BREAD
Liesl:
THAT WILL BRING US BACK TO DO-OH-OH-OH
Gretl:
DO
All:
A DEER A FEMALE DEER
Marta:
RE
All:
A DROP OF GOLDEN SUN
Brigitta:
MI
All:
A NAME I CALL MYSELF
Kurt:
FA
All:
A LONG LONG WAY TO RUN
Louisa:
SO – A NEEDLE PULLING THREAD
Friedrich: LA – A NOTE TO FOLLOW SO
Liesl:
TI – A DRINK WITH JAM AND BREAD
All:
THAT WILL BRING US BACK TO
DO A DEER A FEMALE DEER
RE A DROP OF GOLDEN SUN
MI A NAME I CALL MYSELF
FA A LONG LONG WAY TO RUN
SO A NEEDLE PULLING THREAD
LA A NOTE TO FOLLOW SO
TI A DRINK WITH JAM AND BREAD
DO RE MI FA SO LA TI DO
SO – DO!
DO A DEER A FEMALE DEER
RE A DROP OF GOLDEN SUN
MI A NAME I CALL MYSELF
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FA A LONG LONG WAY TO RUN
SO A NEEDLE PULLING THREAD
LA A NOTE TO FOLLOW SO
TI A DRINK WITH JAM AND BREAD
THAT WILL BRING US BACK TO…
SO – DO!
(Exit Sound of Music Cast)
(Enter Grandma and Grandpa)
Scene 4
Grandma: Yes, they sure enjoyed that show. They couldn’t stop talking
about it and how they wish they could have been in the show like the kids
they saw.
Grandpa (aside to audience): They enjoyed it so much that we got tickets
for another show… well that’s when it all started…
(open to Secret Garden PlayBill)
(Exit Grandma, Grandpa)
Scene 5
(Enter Mary and Lucy)
The Girl I Mean to Be
Mary:
I NEED A PLACE WHERE I CAN GO
WHERE I CAN WHISPER WHAT I KNOW
WHERE I CAN WHISPER WHO I LIKE
AND WHERE I GO TO SEE THEM
I NEED A PLACE WHERE I CAN HIDE
WHERE NO ONE SEES MY LIFE INSIDE
WHERE I CAN MAKE MY PLANS
AND WRITE THEM DOWN SO I CAN READ THEM
Lucy:
A PLACE WHERE I CAN BID MY HEART BE STILL
AND IT WILL MIND ME
A PLACE WHERE I CAN GO WHEN I AM LOST
AND THERE I’LL FIND ME
I NEED A PLACE TO SPEND THE DAY
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WHERE NO ONE SAYS TO GO OR STAY
WHERE I CAN TAKE MY PEN AND DRAW
Both:
THE GIRL I MEAN TO BE.
(Exit All)
(Enter Grandma and Grandpa)
Grandma (aside): Well, let’s just say that performance was a little more
eventful than the first but we still thought it was very important for them to
be exposed to the arts so we tried again...
(Enter Oliver Cast and Tyler )
Food Glorious Food
All:
IS IT WORTH THE WAITING FOR
IF WE LIVE ‘TIL EIGHTY-FOUR
ALL WE’LL EVER GET IS GRU-EL
EV’RY DAY WE SAY A PRAYER
WILL THEY CHANGE THE BILL OF FARE?
STILL WE GET THE SAME OLD GRU-EL
THERE’S NOT A CRUST, NOT A CRUMB CAN WE FIND
CAN WE BEG, CAN WE BORROW OR CADGE
BUT THERE’S NOTHING TO STOP US
FROM GETTING OUR THRILL
WHEN WE ALL CLOSE OUR EYES AND IMAGINE
FOOD, GLORIOUS FOOD
HOT SAUSAGE AND MUSTARD
WHILE WE’RE IN THE MOOD
Oliver:
COLD JELLY AND CUSTARD
All:
PEASE PUDDING AND SAVELOYS
Oliver:
“WHAT NEXT?” IS THE QUESTION
All:
RICH GENTLEMEN HAVE IT BOYS – INDIGESTION
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FOOD, GLORIOUS FOOD!
WE’RE ANXIOUS TO TRY IT
THREE BANQUETS A DAY
OUR FAVORITE DIET
JUST PICTURE A GREAT BIG STEAK
FRIED ROASTED OR STEWED.
OH, FOOD, GLORIOUS FOOD, MARVELOUS FOOD
GLORIOUS FOOD!
FOOD GLORIOUS FOOD
Oliver:
WHAT IS THERE MORE HANDSOME
All:
GULPED SWALLOWED OR CHEWED
STILL WORTH THE KING’S RANSOM!
WHAT IS IT WE DREAM ABOUT
WHAT BRINGS ON A SIGH?
Oliver:
PILED PEACHES AND CREAM ABOUT
All:
SIX FEET HIGH!
FOOD, GLORIOUS FOOD
EAT RIGHT THROUGH THE MENU
JUST LOOSEN YOUR BELT
TWO INCHES AND THEN YOU
WORK UP A NEW APPETITE IN THIS INTERLUDE
THEN FOOD, ONCE AGAIN FOOD, FABULOUS FOOD
GLORIOUS FOOD!
FOOD, GLORIOUS FOOD
DON’T CARE WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE
Oliver:
BURNED, UNDERDONE, CRUDE
All:
DON’T CARE WHAT IT COOKS LIKE
JUST THINKING OF GROWING FAT
OUR SENSES GO REELING
Oliver:
ONE MOMENT OF KNOWING THAT
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All:
FULL UP FEELING
FOOD, GLORIOUS FOOD!
WHAT WOULDN’T WE GIVE FOR
THAT EXTRA BIT MORE
THAT’S ALL THAT WE LIVE FOR
WHY SHOULD WE BE FATED TO
DO NOTHING BUT BROOD
ON FOOD, MAGICAL FOOD, WONDERFUL FOOD,
MARVELOUS FOOD, FABULOUS FOOD
Oliver:
BEAUTIFUL FOOD
All:
GLORIOUS FOOD!
(Exit all)
(Enter Grandma and Grandpa)
Grandma: Well, we tried again…
Grandpa: And AGAIN!
(open to Anne of Green Gables PlayBill)
(Enter Anne and Carly)
Gee I’m Glad I’m No One Else But Me
Anne:
ONCE I THOUGHT I’D LIKE TO BE
A BLOSSOM GROWING ON A TREE
WHITE AND PINK AND LAZY AS CAN BE
BUT I’D BE KING JUST IN THE SPRING
SO NOW I THINK IT OVER
GEE, I’M GLAD I’M NO ONE ELSE BUT ME.
IF YOU SIT AROUND AND FIND
THE WORLD IS GLOOMY
AND IT ISN’T JUST YOUR CUP OF TEA
IT’S EASY TO IMAGINE THAT IT’S ROSE IN BLOOMY
YOU CAN THINK THE THINGS YOU WANT TO BE
SO WHEN ALL IS SAID AND DONE
IMAGINING’S A LOT OF FUN
BUT WHEN THERE ARE BATTLES TO BE WON
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BE WHAT YOU ARE, IT’S BEST BY FAR
AND SOON YOU’LL BE IN CLOVER.
GEE, I’M GLAD I’M NO ONE ELSE BUT ME!
Carly:
D’YOU SUPPOSE THAT IT COULD BE
THE WOUNDS OF TRAGIC DESTINY
DRIPPING FROM A MESSY FAM’LY TREE?
AN EVIL SPELL THAT DID COMPEL
THE FOUNDERS OF THIS ISLAND
TO MEET THERE DOOM AND PERISH HORRIBLY!
PICTURE NOW THE VICIOUS STRIFE
THAT STARTED RAGING,
WAY BACK IN THE OLDEN DAYS OF YORE!
FAMILY WITH FAMILY IN FEUDS ENGAGING,
FIGHTING EVERY DAY AND EVEN MORE!
THERE AS FAR AS I CAN SEE,
I’VE JUST CLEARED UP THE MYSTERY
OF WHY YOUR ROADS ARE RED PERPETUALLY!
Anne:
Carly:
Both:
THE ANSWER’S FOUND
NOT IN THE GROUND
IN YOUR IMAGINATION
GEE, I’M GLAD I’M NO ONE ELSE BUT ME!
(Exit All)
(open to Annie PlayBill)
(Enter Annie Cast and Lucy and Becky and Carly)
It’s the Hard Knock Life
Molly:
Why any kid would wanna be an orphan, I’ll never know!
All:
IT’S THE HARD KNOCK LIFE FOR US!
IT’S THE HARD KNOCK LIFE FOR US!
Annie:
‘STEADA TREATED
All:
WE GET TRICKED
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Annie:
‘STEADA KISSES
All:
WE GET KICKED
IT’S THE HARD KNOCK LIFE!
GOT NO FOLKS TO SPEAK OF SO
IT’S THE HARD KNOCK ROW WE HOE
Annie:
COTTON BLANKETS
All:
‘STEAD WOOL!
Annie:
EMPTY BELLIES
All:
‘STEADA FULL
IT’S THE HARD KNOCK LIFE!
Annie:
DON’T IT FEEL LIKE THE WIND IS ALWAYS HOWLIN’?
July/Kate: DON’T IT SEEM LIKE THERE’S NEVER ANY LIGHT?
ONCE A DAY DON’T YOU WANNA THROW THE
TOWEL IN
Tessie/Duffy: IT’S EASIER THAN PUTTIN’ UP A FIGHT.
Pepper:
Annie:
All:
NO ONE’S THERE WHEN YOUR DREAMS AT NIGHT
GET CREEPY
NO ONE CARES IF YOU GROW OR IF YOU SHRINK
NO ONE DRIES WHEN YOUR EYES GET RED AND
WEEPY
FROM THE CRYIN’YOU WOULD THINK THIS PLACE’D
SINK
OHHHH!
EMPTY BELLY LIFE!
ROTTEN SMELLY LIFE!
FULL OF SORROW LIFE!
NO TOMORROW LIFE!
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Molly(Carly): SANTA CLAUS WE NEVER SEE
Annie:
All:
SANTA CLAUSE WHAT’S THAT? WHO’S HE?
NO ONE CARES FOR YOU A SMIDGE
WHEN YOU’RE IN AN ORPHANAGE
IT’S A HARD KNOCK LIFE!
Molly:
You’ll stay up till this dump shines like the top of the Chrysler
Building!
All:
YANK THE WHISKERS FROM HER CHIN
JAB HER WITH A SAFETY PIN!
THEN I’LL KICK HER IN THE SHIN
WE LOVE YOU MISS HANNIGAN
IT’S THE HARD KNOCK LIFE FOR US!
IT’S THE HARD KNOCK LIFE FOR US!
NO ONE CARES FOR YOU A SMIDGE
WHEN YOU’RE IN AN ORPHANAGE!
IT’S THE HARD KNOCK LIFE!
IT’S THE HARD KNOCK LIFE!
IT’S THE HARD KNOCK LIFE!
(Exit All)
ACT II
(DOORBELL)
Grandpa: Well that’ll be the Grandkids!
Grandma: Yup, I’ll go get the door!
(Enter Maddy, Anthony, Gracie)
Anthony: Grandma, Grandpa We’re here!
Gracie: Hi!
Maddy: We’re so excited for the show, can we see the scrapbook one more
time?
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Gracie: PLEASE!!!!
Grandma: Of course you can, it’s right over there
(open to Peter Pan PlayBill and Exit All)
(Enter Peter Pan Boys and Tyler)
I Won’t Grow Up
Peter: Are you ready for today’s lesson?
Boys: Yes sir!
Peter: Then listen, and repeat after me!
Peter:
Boys:
Peter:
Boys:
Peter:
Boys:
Peter:
Boys:
I WON’T GROW UP
I WON’T GROW UP
I DON’T WANNA GO TO SCHOOL
I DON’T WANNA GO TO SCHOOL
JUST TO LEARN TO BE A PARROT
JUST TO LEARN TO BE A PARROT
AND RECITE A SILLY RULE
AND RECITE A SILLY RULE
Peter:
IF GROWING UP MEANS IT WOULD BE
BENEATH MY DIGNITY TO CLIMB A TREE
I’LL NEVER GROW UP NEVER GROW UP
NEVER GROW UP
All:
Peter:
John:
Boys:
Michael:
NOT ME!
NOT I!
NOT ME!
NOT ME!
Peter:
Boys:
Peter:
Boys:
Peter:
Boys:
Peter:
Boys:
I WON’T GROW UP
I WON’T GROW UP
I DON’T WANNA WEAR A TIE
I DON’T WANNA WEAR A TIE
OR A SERIOUS EXPRESSION
OR A SERIOUS EXPRESSION
IN THE MIDDLE OF JULY
IN THE MIDDLE OF JULY
Peter:
AND IF IT MEANS I MUST PREPARE
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TO SHOULDER BURDENS WITH A WORRIED AIR
All:
I’LL NEVER GROW UP NEVER GROW UP
NEVER GROW UP
Peter:
John:
Boys:
Peter:
NOT ME!
NOT I!
NOT ME!
SO THERE!
Peter:
Boys:
Peter:
Boys:
Peter:
Boys:
Peter:
NEVER GUNNA BE A MAN
I WON’T
LIKE TO SEE SOMEBODY TRY
AND MAKE ME
ANYONE WHO WANTS TO TRY
AND MAKE ME
TURN INTO A MAN
CATCH ME IF YOU CAN
Peter:
Boys:
Peter:
Boys:
Peter:
Boys:
Peter:
Boys:
I WON’T GROW UP
I WON’T GROW UP
NOT A PENNY WILL I PINCH
NOT A PENNY WILL I PINCH
I WILL NEVER GROW A MUSTACHE
I WILL NEVER GROW A MUSTACHE
OR A FRACTION OF AN INCH
OR A FRACTION OF AN INCH
Peter:
CAUSE GROWING UP IS AWFUL-ER
THAN ALL THE AWFUL THINGS THAT EVER WERE
All:
I’LL NEVER GROW UP NEVER GROW UP
NEVER GROW UP
Peter:
NO SIR!
Curly:
Boys:
Curly:
Boys:
I WON’T GROW UP
I WON’T GROW UP
I WILL NEVER EVEN TRY
I WILL NEVER EVEN TRY
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Curly:
Boys:
Curly:
Boys:
I WILL DO WHAT PETER TELLS ME
I WILL DO WHAT PETER TELLS ME
AND I’LL NEVER ASK HIM WHY
AND I’LL NEVER ASK HIM WHY
Twins:
Boys:
Twins:
Boys:
Twins:
Boys:
Twins:
Boys:
WE WON’T GROW UP
WE WON’T GROW UP
WE WILL NEVER GROW A DAY
WE WILL NEVER GROW A DAY
AND IF SOMEONE TRIES TO MAKE US
AND IF SOMEONE TRIES TO MAKE US
WE WILL SIMPLY RUN AWAY
WE WILL SIMPLY RUN AWAY
Tyler:
Boys:
Tyler:
Boys:
Tyler:
Boys:
Peter:
Boys:
I WON’T GROW UP
I WON’T GROW UP
NO I PROMISE THAT I WON’T
NO I PROMISE THAT I WON’T
I WILL STAY A BOY FOREVER
I WILL STAY A BOY FOREVER
AND BE BANISHED IF I DON’T
AND BE BANISHED IF I DON’T
All:
AND NEVERLAND WILL ALWAYS BE
THE HOME OF YOUTH AND JOY AND LIBERTY
Peter:
I’LL …
All:
NEVER GROW UP NEVER GROW UP NEVER GROW UP
John/Michael: NOT ME!
Curly:
NOT ME!
Twins:
NOT I!
Tyler:
I WON’T
Peter:
NO SIR!
All:
NOT…. ME!
YEAH!
(Exit All)
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(Enter Grandkids and Grandma and Grandpa)
Maddy: Grandma, can you tell us about the time you took Mommy and
Uncle Tyler to see Les Mis?
Grandma: Well I guess I can… you see, your Grandpa had taken Aunt
Carly and Aunt Lucy to see the circus - (aside) that’s a whole other story –
So we went to see Les Mis… and well…(fade out)
(open to Les Mis PlayBill)
(Enter Little Cosette and Becky)
Castle on a Cloud
Cosette:
THERE IS A CASTLE ON A CLOUD
I LIKE TO GO THERE IN MY SLEEP
AREN’T ANY FLOORS FOR ME TO SWEEP
NOT IN MY CASTLE ON A CLOUD
Becky:
THERE IS ROOM THAT’S FULL OF TOYS
THERE ARE A HUNDRED BOYS AND GIRLS
NOBODY SHOUTS OR TALKS TOO LOUD
NOT IN MY CASTLE ON A CLOUD
Cosette:
THERE IS A LADY ALL IN WHITE
HOLDS ME AND SINGS A LULLABYE
SHE’S NICE TO SEE AND SHE’S SOFT TO TOUCH
SHE SAYS, “COSETTE, I LOVE YOU VERY MUCH”
Becky:
I KNOW A PLACE WHERE NO ONE’S LOST
I KNOW A PLACE WHERE NO ONE CRIES
CRYING AT ALL IS NOT ALLOWED
NOT IN MY CASTLE ON A CLOUD
(Exit Cosette and Becky)
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(Enter Gavroche and Tyler)
Little People
Gavroche: THEY LAUGH AT ME THESE FELLOWS
JUST BECAUSE I AM SMALL
THEY LAUGH AT ME BECAUSE I’M NOT
A HUNDRED FEET TALL
I TELL ‘EM THERES A LOT TO LEARN
DOWN HERE ON THE GROUND
THE WORLD IS BIG BUT LITTLE PEOPLE
TURN IT AROUND
A WORM CAN ROLL A STONE
A BEE CAN STING A BEAR
A FLY CAN FLY AROUND VERSAILLES
CAUSE FLIES DON’T CARE
A SPARROW IN A HAT
CAN MAKE A HAPPY HOME
A FLEA CAN BITE THE BOTTOM
OF THE POPE IN ROME
Tyler:
GOLIATH WAS A BRUISER
WHO WAS TALL AS THE SKY
BUT DAVID THREW A RIGHT
AND GAVE HIM ONE IN THE EYE
I NEVER READ THE BIBLE
BUT I KNOW THAT IT’S TRUE
IT ONLY GOES TO SHOW
WHAT LITTLE PEOPLE CAN DO
A WORM CAN ROLL A STONE
A BEE CAN STING A BEAR
A FLY CAN FLY AROUND VERSAILLES
CAUSE FLIES DON’T CARE
A SPARROW IN A HAT
CAN MAKE A HAPPY HOME
A FLEA CAN BITE THE BOTTOM
OF THE POPE IN ROME
Gavroche: SO LISTEN HERE PROFESSOR
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WITH YOUR HEAD IN THE CLOUDS
Tyler:
IT’S OFTEN KIND OF USEFUL
TO GET LOST IN A CROWD
Gavroche: SO KEEP YOUR UNIVERSITIES
I DON’T REALLY CARE
FOR BETTER OR FOR WORSE
IT IS THE WAY THAT I AM
BE CAREFUL AS YOU GO
CAUSE LITTLE PEOPLE GROW
Both:
AND LITTLE PEOPLE KNOW
WHEN LITTLE PEOPLE FIGHT
WE MAY LOOK EASY PICKINGS
BUT WE GOT SOME BITE
Gavroche: SO NEVER KICK A DOG
Tyler:
BECAUSE HE’S JUST A PUP
Both:
YOU BETTER RUN FOR COVER
WHEN THE PUP GROWS UP
AND WE’LL FIGHT LIKE TWENTY ARMIES
AND WE WON’T GIVE UP
A WORM CAN ROLL A STONE
A BEE CAN STING A BEAR
A FLY CAN FLY AROUND VERSAILLES
CAUSE FLIES DON’T CARE
A SPARROW IN A HAT
CAN MAKE A HAPPY HOME
A FLEA CAN BITE THE BOTTOM
OF THE POPE IN ROME
(Exit all)
(Enter Grandma and Grandpa and Maddy, Anthony, and Gracie)
Grandma: Then there was the time we went to see Chitty Chitty Bang
Bang…
(open to Chitty Chitty PlayBill)
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(Exit all)
(Enter Chitty Cast and Showstealers)
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
All:
Oh you pretty Chitty Bang Bang
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang we love you
And our pretty Chitty Bang Bang
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang loves us too
High! Low!
Anywhere we go on Chitty Chitty we depend
Bang Bang Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
Our fine four-fendered friend
Bang Bang Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
Our fine four-fendered friend
Oh you pretty Chitty Bang Bang
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang we love you
And our pretty Chitty Bang Bang
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang loves us too
High! Low!
Anywhere we go on Chitty Chitty we depend
Bang Bang Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
Our fine four-fendered friend
Bang Bang Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
Our fine four-fendered friend
All:
You’re uncattegorical
A fuel-burning oracle
A fantasmigorical machine
You’re more than spectacular
To use the vernacular,
You’re wizard.
You’re smashing.
You’re keen.
Group 1:
Chitty Bang Bang
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Group 2:
Group 3:
All:
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
Chitty Bang Bang
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
Chitty Bang Bang
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
Oh you pretty Chitty Bang Bang
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang we love you
And our pretty Chitty Bang Bang
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang loves us too
High! Low!
Anywhere we go on Chitty Chitty we depend
Bang Bang Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
Our fine four-fendered friend
Bang Bang Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
Our fine four-fendered
Group 1:
Group 2:
Group 3:
All:
Chitty Bang Bang
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
Chitty Bang Bang
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
Chitty Bang Bang
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
Fine four fendered Chitty Chitty friend!
(Exit All)
(Back in the Kitchen)
Grandpa: Well, are you kids ready to go?
Gracie: Yup!
Anthony: What are we going to see?
Grandma: It’s called South Pacific
Maddy: Aren’t there some little kids in that show?
Grandma: (looks at Grandpa) We’ll see, now won’t we?
(Exit All)
(Enter South Pacific Cast and Grandkids)
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Dites - Moi
Ngana:
DITES-MOI POURQUOI
LA VIE EST BELLE
Jerome:
DITES-MOI POURQUOI
LA VIE EST GAI
Both:
DITES-MOI POURQUOI
CHERE MAD’MOISELLE
EST-CE QUE, PARCE QUE
VOUS M’AIMEZ
Grandkids: DITES-MOI POURQUOI
LA VIE EST BELLE
DITES-MOI POURQUOI
LA VIE EST GAI
DITES-MOI POURQUOI
CHERE MAD’MOISELLE
EST-CE QUE, PARCE QUE
VOUS M’AIMEZ
(Exit All)
Finale
(Enter full cast)
I Just Can’t Wait To Be King
(Tyler = Simba and Carly/Becky/Lucy = Nala and Grandma/Grandpa=Zazu)
Tyler:
I’M GUNNA BE A MIGHTY KING
SO ENEMIES BEWARE
Grandma: I’VE NEVER SEEN A KING OF BEASTS
WITH QUITE SO LITTLE HAIR
Tyler:
I’M GUNNA BE THE MANE EVENT
LIKE NO KING WAS BEFORE
I’M BRUSHING UP ON LOOKING DOWN
I’M WORKING ON MY ROAR!
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Grandpa: THUS FAR A RATHER UNINSPIRING THING
Tyler:
OH I JUST CAN’T WAIT TO BE KING
Grandpa: I THINK IT’S TIME THAT YOU AND I
ARRANGED A HEART TO HEART
Carly:
KINGS DON’T NEED ADVICE
FROM LITTLE HORNBILLS FOR A START
Grandma: IF THIS IS WHERE THE MONARCHY IS HEADED
COUNT ME OUT
Grandpa: OUT OF SERVICE
Grandma: OUT OF AFRICA
Grandpa: I WOULDN’T HANG ABOUT
Gma/Gpa: THIS CHILD IS GETTING WILDLY OUT OF WING
Tyler:
OH I JUST CAN’T WAIT TO BE KING
Becky:
Lucy:
Carly:
Tyler:
Gma/Gpa:
NO ONE SAYING DO THIS
NO ONE SAYING BE THERE
NO ONE SAYING STOP THAT
NO ONE SAYING SEE HERE!
NOW SEE HERE
All:
FREE TO RUN AROUND ALL DAY
FREE TO DO IT ALL MY WAY
(DANCE BREAK)
Becky:
Lucy:
Carly:
Tyler:
Gma/Gpa:
EVERBODY LOOK LEFT
EVERYBODY LOOK RIGHT
EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK HE’S
STANDING IN SPOTLIGHT
NOT YET!
All:
FREE TO RUN AROUND ALL DAY
FREE TO DO IT ALL MY WAY
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Showstealers: I’M GUNNA BE A MIGHTY KING
SO ENEMIES BEWARE
Grandma: I’VE NEVER SEEN A KING OF BEASTS
WITH QUITE SO LITTLE HAIR
Showstealers: I’M GUNNA BE THE MANE EVENT
LIKE NO KING WAS BEFORE
I’M BRUSHING UP ON LOOKING DOWN
I’M WORKING ON MY ROAR!
Grandpa: THUS FAR A RATHER UNINSPIRING THING
Showstealers: OH I JUST CAN’T WAIT TO BE KING
All:
THEY JUST CAN’T WAIT TO BE KING
THEY JUST CAN’T WAIT TO BE KING
Let Me Entertain You
All:
May we entertain you
May we see you smile
We will do some kicks
We will do some tricks
We’ll tell you a story
We’ll dance when they’re done
By the time we’re through
Entertaining you
You’ll have a barrel of fun
May we entertain you
May we see you smile
We will do some kicks
We will do some tricks
We’ll tell you a story
We’ll dance when they’re done
By the time we’re through
Entertaining you
You’ll have a barrel of fun!
You’ll have a barrel of fun.
THE END
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