Fox at School By Edward Marshall *This play has been broken into the three chapters of the book. You may choose to do just one chapter or assign the chapters to different groups and perform as a whole. However, the stories in these chapters are not consecutive. Chapter 1: Fox on Stage Parts (10): Narrator 1 Miss Moon Mom Narrator 2 Carmen Louise Narrator 3 Fox Junior Dexter Narrator 1: Fox at School, Chapter 1: Fox on Stage, by Edward Marshall. Narrator 2: Fox wanted a part in the class play. Miss Moon: “We must be fair,” Narrator 3: said Miss Moon. And she put everyone’s name into a shoe box. Miss Moon: “Let’s see who will play the pretty princess.” Narrator 1: She drew out the first name. Miss Moon: “The pretty princess will be played by Carmen.” Carmen: “Oh goody!” Narrator 2: said Carmen. Miss Moon: “And now for the part of the mean dragon.” Narrator 3: Fox held his breath. Miss Moon: “The mean dragon will be played by Junior.” Junior: “I’ll do my best,” Narrator 1: said Junior. Miss Moon: “And now for the part of the handsome prince.” Narrator 2: Fox bit his nails. Miss Moon: “That part goes to Fox.” Fox: “Hot dog!” Narrator 3: said Fox. Dexter: “Rats,” Narrator 1: said Dexter. Miss Moon: “Everyone else will play flowers and trees.” Fox: “Gosh. The handsome prince!” Miss Moon: “Now, now. It is a hard part. You must learn it by heart.” Fox: “Don’t worry.” Narrator 2: That night Fox could not sleep. He was thinking about the play. Fox: “I’ll be great! The girls will follow me around!” Louise: “Fox is acting funny,” Narrator 3: said Louise the next morning. Mom: “So I see,” Narrator 1: said Mom. Fox: “You may bow.” Louise: “Do you know your part?” Fox: “There’s nothing to it.” Narrator 2: At recess Junior and Carmen worked on their parts. Junior & Carmen: “Come on, Fox.” Narrator 3: But Fox was busy. Fox: “I will be a big hit,” Narrator 1: he told the girls. Narrator 2: The next day at play practice Carmen and Junior were very nervous. Carmen: “I may throw up.” Fox: “Calm down.” Miss Moon: “Is everybody ready? Curtain going up!” Carmen: “Here I am, all alone in the forest,” Junior: “Ah-ha! I am going to eat you up!” Carmen: “Help! Help! Who will save me?” Narrator 3: Everyone looked at fox. But Fox just stood there. Carmen: “Who will save me?” Narrator 1: And everyone looked at Fox. Fox: “Uh.” Narrator 2: Miss Moon was very cross. Miss Moon: play.” “You did not study your part! You are not serious about this Dexter: prince. “Miss Moon, Miss Moon! I know the part of the handsome And I know it by heart!” Miss Moon: “Really Dexter?” Narrator 3: The night of the play everyone was excited. Carmen: “I hope I don’t throw up.” Junior: “I hope I don’t forget my lines.” Narrator 1: Junior But no one forgot. Carmen was very pretty as the princess. made a fine dragon. Dexter was very good as the handsome prince. And Fox… Louise: “You were the best tree in the whole play.” Fox: “Just wait until next year.” Chapter 2: Fox Escapes Parts (9): Narrator 1 Miss Moon Mr. Sweet Narrator 2 Carmen Narrator 3 Fox Junior Dexter Narrator 1: Fox at School, Chapter 2: Fox Escapes, by Edward Marshall. Narrator 2: DING! DING! DING! Dexter: “Fire drill!” Narrator 3: cried Dexter. Carmen: “Oh, goody,” Narrator 1: said Carmen. Fox: “Oh, no,” Narrator 2: said Fox. Miss Moon: “Now, single file,” Narrator 3: said Miss Moon. Carmen: “Fire drills are wild!” Narrator 1: The class got out of the building in a hurry. Dexter sat on a piece of waxed paper to make himself go even faster. Carmen: “Whee!” Miss Moon: “You’re next, Fox.” Narrator 2: Fox looked down. Fox: “I don’t care for this.” Miss Moon: “Go on, Fox.” Narrator 3: But Fox didn’t move. All: “Come on, Fox!” Junior: “It’s fun!” Carmen: “It’s wild!” Dexter: “Fox is scared!” Miss Moon: “You’re not afraid, are you?” Fox: “Yes.” Miss Moon: “There’s nothing to be afraid of. It’s easy as pie.” Fox: “You may go first.” Miss Moon: “Not on your life! I always take the stairs.” Fox: “You aren’t afraid are you?” Miss Moon: “Uh.” Mr. Sweet: “Who is holding up this fire drill?” Narrator 1: said the principal, Mr. Sweet. Dexter: “It’s Fox.” Mr. Sweet: “Come down this minute. And you too, Miss Moon.” Fox: “I’ll go first.” Narrator 2: Fox closed his eyes. And down he went. Fox: “It’s easy as pie!” Narrator 3: went! shouted Fox. Miss Moon took a deep breath. And down she The class was very proud of her. Chapter 3: Fox in Charge Parts (9): Narrator 1 Miss Moon Mr. Sweet Narrator 2 Narrator 3 Fox Carmen Betty Class (Carmen, Betty and Dexter) Dexter Narrator 1: Fox at School, Chapter 3: Fox in Charge, by Edward Marshall. Narrator 2: Carmen, Dexter, and Fox were on their way to school. Carmen: “I’m going to be a pilot when I grow up,” Narrator 3: said Carmen. Dexter: “I think I’ll be a cowboy,” Narrator 1: said Dexter. Carmen: “What about you, Fox?” Fox: “I’m going to be a teacher,” Narrator 2: said Fox. Carmen: “You’re not serious.” Fox: “It’s an easy job.” Narrator 3: That morning Fox was in for a little surprise. Miss Moon: “I must be away for a few minutes,” Narrator 1: said Miss Moon. Miss Moon: “And I am putting Fox in charge.” Fox: “Hot dog!” Miss Moon: Fox: “Keep them under control.” “Don’t worry about a thing.” Miss Moon: “You will mind Fox,” Narrator 2: said Miss Moon to the class. Class: “Yes, Miss Moon.” Miss Moon “I’ll be back.” Narrator 3: And she left the room. Fox: “Open your readers, please.” Class: “You can’t make us.” Fox: “I’m in charge here. You will do as I say.” Class: “That’s what you think! We’re going to have some fun!” Narrator 1: And in no time at all the room was a real zoo. Junior threw spitballs. Dexter stuck gum on Betty’s tail. And Carmen showed everyone her underpants. Narrator 2: The class was out of control. Narrator 3: Fox looked out into the hall. Fox: “Here she comes!” Narrator 1: Everyone sat down—fast. They sat and waited for Miss Moon. Narrator 2: She did not come. Dexter: “You tricked us! Now we’re really going to go hog-wild!” Narrator 3: room. And they did. All of a sudden the principal stepped into the He was hopping mad! Mr. Sweet: Narrator 1: “What is the meaning of this?” said Mr. Sweet. Dexter: “It’s all Fox’s fault! He’s in charge.” Mr. Sweet: “Is that so, Dexter?” Dexter: “He couldn’t keep us under control.” Mr. Sweet: “I think someone should come with me to the office.” Fox: “Uh-oh” Narrator 2: When Miss Moon came back, she found the class all quiet. Miss Moon: “How nice. But where is Dexter?” Class: “He’s in the principal’s office.” All: The end.