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Grand Mattress: Caitlin “MaBouche” Clarke –
06.87.55.60.32 sansclueh3@yahoo.com
Religious Advisor: Jan-Willem “Orange Slip” Handels –
01.42.61.30.07
Beermeister: Alan “Iceman” Elliott - 06 86 28 37 60
Hash Trash: Marie “Make Me An Offer” Ghantous –
06.17.25.66.29 mrghantous@yahoo.com
Hash Cash/Eye Candy: Frank "Gorf" Weyn – 06.70.81.96.32
Webmaster: Chris “3-Legs” Wallwork tcw232002@yahoo.co.uk
Mismanagement without Portfolio: Pierre “Omo”
Viallefont – pyere@club-internet.fr and Martin
“Anal Condom” Westmoreland 06.61.51.48.02
Website: http://schhh.free.fr/
The Sans Clue Hash meets EVERY Sunday at Garches SNCF station car park at 14h00.
From Paris catch the 13h37 train from Gare Paris-St-Lazare, direction St.-Nom-la-Bretèche,
usually platform 1. Get off at Garches Marnes-la-Coquette.
Early arrivals – follow road up past shops, bends round to right, drink beer in Chinese pub.
*** HARELINE ***
520
13-juil-03
Gorf (live) with OnAfter chez MaBouche
521
20-juil-03
Hairy Mary
522
27-juil-03
Return to Sender
523
3-août-03
Omo and Iceman – Gispert’s birthday run
524
10-août-03
Bébé
We’re looking for hares for Sundays 17th August, 31st August and 14th September, please.
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Here is the run report for Run 518…
29th June, 2003, Garches
A beautiful and cooler Sunday than most, lately, saw 25 Hashers ready themselves for a run through the Foret de St
Cloud. Before the circle, Anal Condom went to buy extra beer around the corner as our provisions looked awfully
skinny. McGoose and his guest, Neon Stripper, were the hares for the day. We were treated to quite a long run without
the usual beer/water stop. We first went through the streets of St Cloud and then mercifully through its adjoining cool
forest. The hares did it with just enough tricks to have us turn around the falsies a few times, thus stretching our running
time by more than double. The pack eventually split as we lost our way, a few times.
Fucking Fan was kind enough to show up and provide us with the bouffe, although the poor man had a back ailment
that prevented him from neither running nor walking. Now there's a real sport!
Three of us: Vince, Omo and Return to Sender got ahead of the bunch, having lost MaBouche in a clearing where
people were taking the sun with their picnic. We ended up at the Garches car park dry and thirsty, 15mns earlier than
everybody and the reason was that at some point Mc Goose had arranged for the trailing pack to pause and enjoy a
beverage at a drinking lodge in the park, unbeknown to the "leaders". These Scots have more tricks than one can
imagine!
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All in all, we decided that it was a nice run with a nice group of people. No squabbles nor fist fights on this one and
unfaithful to himself, Anal Condom remained unusually quiet. Fucking Fan was the official photographer and
MaBouche celebrated her birthday with us
We baptised Vince "Up All Night", with a nice wallop of flour and a good dousing of beer, mixed with maple syrup
from Canada ( courtesy of Neon Stripper ), dripping from the top of his head, onto his face and tee shirt, in the true
tradition of our local Hash.
____ Guest : Neon Stripper from Calgary, Canada mtc by Mc Goose.
____ Visitor: Saddle Sniffer, a Brit from the Manneken Piss hash in Brussels.
_____ Returnee Visitor: Postage Stamp from the Saigon Hash, Vietnam
_____ Vince was officially named : "Up All Night" in remembrance of his previous evening. Was he really Up All
Night? Probably, by the looks of him...
_____ Management without portfolio. Hereby officially named: Omo and Anal Condom
Down Downs:
______ Lost Property, on the Hash: Omo for leaving his papers behind. He was offered a One Of A Kind vintage Tee
Shirt, by MaBouche: The kind that you buy at various red light districts in some of the cities that come to
mind.
______ Horny Dog and Return to Sender for ogling and discussing the tacky Tee Shirt now worn by Omo, although the
said item had generated no previous interest when worn by our birthday princess in previous hashes (it must have been
Omo's body ! ).
______ For being Americans and responsible for Iraq : Horny Dog, Postage Stamp and another Down Down for Return
To Sender for not going into the circle with them (excuse: taking Hash
notes).
______ Omo, Up All night and Return To Sender for missing the beer stop, near the end of the run.
______ Fucking Fan for intelligent hashing: He stayed by the beer the whole time.
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Quiet for the Season: Our dames, Bebe and Sharpshooter, plus Hairy Mary without his Allouette. Overheard on the
Hash: Iceman complaining to MaBouche that the French Hash Tee Shirt he had just bought from her did not meet the
XL Australian size requirements, barely reaching his navel. Don't try the french underwear Iceman !! After a few beers,
our famous hasher from Down Under was inviting McGoose to come to his place for a bath before going to the Pub
(Hum...) ; the offer was kindly declined... What about a shower at MaBouche's, Anal Condom? We heard that this was
declined as well... But, some of us did make a Pub Stop, in this special day celebration and then on to MaBouche's
abode ( which had been cleaned, after her party the night before! ). After that, who knows?
.....Yours faithfully, Return to Sender Ghislaineeyer@aol.com
Announcements
Sans Clue photos from run 516, 15th June 2003, taken by Bad Girl, at
http://fr.photos.yahoo.com/bc/sansclueh3/lst?.dir=/Sans+Clue+Hash&.view=t
 5 Photos nos 15-19
Kaya Kwanga’s leaving party!
Just to confirm - party is on (on) Saturday 26th July at Iceman's place. Hooray!
Some food will be made and served; drinks should be brought and drunk. Maybe also bring some music?
Important: For official/security reasons; Iceman needs to know in advance (three days) who will be there; so send him a
mail alan.elliott@dfat.gov.au and he will be back with details regarding how to get there etc etc. (Isn't he a darling?)
onon
Kaya Kwanga kaja@stene.as
BerZuBa Halloween Weekend 2003
31 October - 2 November 2003 - BERnZUrichBAsel, Switzerland
Main Host:
BerZuBa Triangle Hash House Harriers
Event Web Page:
http://www.berzuba.ch/
Other Web Page:
http://www.zh3.ch/
Annual Halloween Weekend -- Aliens, Costumes, Beer! What more do you want?.
Fee/Payment Info:
Currently Not Available; all inclusive (bed, food, BEER for the entire weekend).
Other Details:
Costume run on 31 Oct; The BerZuBa Banned will NOT play!.
Contact On-Sec - Shawn TailGate Watson 34 411-3355h/34 411-3354f/79 443-3330m Internet Email:
TailGate@harrier.ch Mailing Address: Grossacher 48, 3326 Krauchthal
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Photos from German Nash hash Hamburg June 2003 – 2 links –
Ee Jack Yer Late (B Manneken Pis H3) http://users.skynet.be/eejackyerlate/ and Hasty Withdrawal
(Frankfurt H3) Go to: http://www.unitedColors.de/Gallery/HHH/GNH_2003/Show%201.html or
http://www.unitedColors.de/Gallery/HHH/GNH_2003/Show 1.html
And the gorgeous blokes run … Brussels 22 June, 2003, ogle here! IMGP3159
CONTACTS FOR THE OTHER FOUR LOCAL HASHES:
- Fontainebleau HHH: 11h15 Saturdays, fortnightly.
Yvonne “Winkle” Van Roeckel - tel: 01.64.99.31.00 pbdesign.yvr@wanadoo.fr
- Paris Fool Moon HHH: evenings, monthly. Next one on Tuesday 15 July. Jason “Hairy Mary”
hairymary@buchelay.com or Stefan “Cockapulley” Murphy - tel: 06.08.04.31.62
- Paris HHH fortnightly – next run Sat 19 July, and Paris Bash monthly – next one Sat 19 July, both on Saturday
afternoons. Stefan “Cockapulley” Murphy - tel: 06.08.04.31.62 me@stefanmurphy.net
Hash humour: DOG PROPERTY LAWS
1.
2.
3.
4.
5.
6.
7.
8.
9.
10.
If I like it, it’s mine.
If it’s in my mouth, it’s mine.
If I can take it from you, it’s mine.
If I had it a little while ago, it’s mine.
If it’s mine, it must never appear to be yours in any way.
If I’m chewing something up, all the pieces are mine.
If it just looks like mine, it’s mine.
If I saw it first, it’s mine.
If you are playing with something and you put it down, it automatically becomes mine.
If it’s broken, it’s yours.
HOW DOGS AND MEN ARE THE SAME:
1.
Both take up too much space on the bed.
2.
Both have irrational fears about vacuum cleaning.
3.
Both mark their territory.
4.
Neither tells you what’s bothering them.
5.
The smaller ones tend to be more nervous.
6.
Both have an inordinate fascination with women’s crotches.
7.
Neither do any dishes.
8.
Both fart shamelessly.
9.
Neither of them notice when you get your hair cut.
10.
Both like dominance games.
11.
Both are suspicious of the postman.
12.
Neither understands what you see in cats.
_____________________ Letter to the Editor
None of those this week, but please ask MaBouche if you’d like to read an interesting critic of the hash from
the US.
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The information inseminated herein is intended only for the Hasher (Harriet) or other
entity (those of questionable origin) to which it is addressed and may (or may not)
contain confidential, daft, and/or embarrassing material. Any re-reading, take literally
or seriously, misrepresentation or interpretation or other sensible use of, or taking of
any action in reliance upon in any way, shape or form, this information by persons (and
hashers) or entities (non-hashers) other than the intended (or unintended) recipient is
really prohibited (and very naughty).
If you received this in error, please eat the
message, re-format your hard drive and consume tequila shots until you pass out.
Alternatively, perform the last regularly anyway, and see you at the run.
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