CLEAN WATER, CLEAR CHOICE “Pesticides/Fertilizers – Radio” :60 Radio SFX: Lawnmowers, birds, neighborhood sounds SFX: Car door slams EGRET: Excuse me, ma’am. WOMAN: Yes? CATFISH: We see you’re just coming back from the store. SFX: Bags crinkling WOMAN: Who are you? CATFISH: Well, ma’am. I’m Clara the Catfish. EGRET: And I’m Eddie the Egret. WOMAN: Oh. EGRET: We noticed, you have some pesticides in your bag there. WOMAN: I have an ant problem. CATFISH: Devilish little buggers. EGRET: Did you know that common household alternatives can take care of that problem and many others - without harming the environment? WOMAN: Harming the environment? EGRET: Yeah. When used or disposed of improperly common pesticides and fertilizers can find there way into our storm water drainage systems. CATFISH: And ultimately, our bayous, rivers and Galveston Bay. EGRET: They can really pollute our waters and harm wildlife like ourselves. WOMAN: I had no idea. CATFISH: But now you do. EGRET: So, make sure you use that pesticide properly by following the directions and don’t forget about less toxic alternatives like red chili powder. CATFISH: 5-alarm ant chili anyone? EGRET: And if you have to use a pesticide, use limited quantities. WOMAN: Sounds easy. SFX: Bags rustling. CATFISH: I see you have cookies in your bag too. EGRET: We can help you properly dispose of those, ma’am. VO: Clean Water, Clear Choice. For more information go to www.cleanwaterclearchoice.org