Indiana Jones and the Crown of Immortality
By Dominic Streames
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Everyone is in scene 1
Queen of Egypt
Royal assistant 1 (Mummy)
Royal assistant 2
Royal assistant 3
Chorus: Everyone else
Queen and assistants 2,3 can have second
role as robber or friend of Indiana.
Goldfinger
Robber 1
Robber 2
Robber 3
Robber 4
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Indiana Jones
Friend 1
Friend 2
Friend 3
Museum guard 1
Museum guard 2
Shop assistant 1
Shop assistant 2
Shop assistant 3
Queen of England
Queen’s friend 1
Queen’s friend 2
Queen’s friend 3
Scene 1, Egypt 300 years ago
Narrators:
Ladies and gentlemen, we present Indiana Jones and the Crown of Immortality. Scene one, in
Egypt 3000 years ago.
Music: Carmina Burana – enter children chanting “All hail the Queen, all hail the Queen, all hail the Queen of
power, ……
Music stops
Queen:
Hello everyone, I am the Queen of Egypt. I am strong.
Everyone:
She is strong.
Queen:
I am rich.
Everyone:
She is rich.
Queen:
I am powerful.
Everyone:
She is powerful.
Queen:
Assistants.
Assistants 1,2,3:
Here I am.
Queen:
Give me the Crown of Immortality.
They go and get the crown, and talk amongst themselves out of earshot of the Queen
Assistants 2,3:
What´s that?
Assistant 1:
This is the Crown of Immortality.
Assistants 2,3:
The Crown of Immortality?
Assistant 1:
Yes, the Crown of Immortality. Whoever wears the crown can live forever.
Assistants 2,3:
Live forever?
Assistant 1:
Yes, live forever.
Queen:
Give me the crown.
The assistant doesn´t give the Queen the crown.
Queen:
What are you doing?
Assistants 1,2,3:
We are not going to give you the crown. We are going to steal the crown. We are not
strong, we are not rich, we are not powerful. But we are going to be. With this crown
we are going to be the Queens of Egypt.
Queen:
Guards! Stop them.
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The guards grab the assistants.
Queen:
Put them in the tomb.
Assistants 1,2,3:
Help, help, oh no, oh no!
The guards put the assistants in the tomb.
Everyone:
You are going to stay in the tomb forever!
Scene 2 in the present day
Narrators:
Scene 2 in the present day.
Sound effects: Gunfire, and the robbers enters shooting. Gun fire stops.
Robbers:
That was a lucky escape.
Robbers:
Hello everyone, we are grave robbers.
All the robbers introduce themselves
My name is Tommy the Terrible.
My name is Maria the Bad.
My name is Emma the Terrible
Etc
Goldfinger:
My name is Goldfinger
Music: Goldfinger.
Goldfinger!
He's the man, the man with the Midas touch
A spider's touch
Such a cold finger
Beckons you to enter his web of sin
But don't go in
Golden words he will pour in your ear
But his lies can't disguise what you fear
For a golden girl knows when he's kissed her
It's the kiss of death ...
From Mister Goldfinger
Pretty girl, beware of his heart of gold
This heart is cold.
Goldfinger:
We have stolen the Sword of Wimble Bimble.
Robbers:
What are we going to do with the sword of Wimble Bimble?
Goldfinger:
We are going to sell it.
Robbers:
Hooray, hooray, we are going to be rich.
Robber 1:
What are you going to do with the money?
Robber 2:
I am going to buy a palace.
Robber 3:
I am going to buy a Ferrari.
Robber 4:
I am going to buy a playstation 3.
Robbers:
A playstation 3?
Robber 4:
Yes, a playstation 3 made of gold.
Robbers:
Oh.
Music: Indiana Jones theme tune.
Robbers:
What´s that music?
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Enter Indiana Jones and her friends. They climb up onto the stage and fight the robbers.
When the music stops, Indiana Jones and her friends say “Haiya!” giving a karate chip and all the robbers fall
down.
Indiana Jones, friends:
They won´t do that again.
They all introduce themselves
Indiana Jones:
Hello, everyone, my name is Indiana Jones.
My name is Sarah.
My name is Harry.
Etc.
Friends:
What are we going to do with the Sword?
Indiana Jones:
We are going to put it in a museum.
Friends:
Oh!
Friend 1:
I like to visit museums. What do you like to do in your free time?
They all ask each other this question
Friend 2:
I like to ride a horse. What do you like to do in your free time?
Friend 3:
I like to…….. What do you like to do in your free time?
Friend 4:
I like to ……… What do you like to do in your free time?
Etc.
Friends:
What are we going to do with the robbers?
Indiana Jones: Call the police.
Friend 1:
Police, police, there are robbers.
Enter police.
Police:
Hello everyone, we are the police. We are strong, we are clever, we are fast. If you have a
problem, call the police! What´s the problem?
Indiana Jones, friends:
We have got the robbers.
Police:
What robbers? (looking around)
Indiana Jones, friends:
Those robbers! (pointing).
Police:
Ahh!!!! Robbers!
Indiana Jones, friends:
Don´t worry, they are sleeping.
Indiana Jones:
It´s time for another adventure. Let´s go.
Exit Indiana Jones and her friends.
Police:
Stand up. You are very bad.
Robbers:
Of course, we are robbers.
Police:
You are going to prison.
Robbers:
OK. What´s that? (pointing)
The guards all turn round and the robbers grab their guns.
Robbers:
Hand up!
Robbers:
What are we going to do? We don´t have the Sword of Wimble Bimble.
Goldfinger:
Don´t worry. We are going to steal something more powerful than the sword of Wimble
Bimble.
Robbers:
More powerful than the Sword of Wimble Bimble?
Goldfinger:
Yes, more powerful than the Sword of Wimble Bimble.
Robbers:
What is powerful than the Sword of Wimble Bimble?
Goldfinger:
The Crown of Immortality.
Robbers:
The Crown of Immortality!
Goldfinger:
Yes, the Crown of Immortality.
Robbers:
Where is the Crown of Immortality?
Goldfinger:
It´s in London. Let´s go.
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Exit robbers
Police 1,2:
Police 3,4:
Police 1,2:
Exit everyone
What are we going to do?
We have to tell Indiana Jones.
That´s a good idea. Let´s go.
Scene 3 in the British Museum
Guard 1,2:
Hello everyone, welcome to our museum.
Guard 1:
What did you do at the weekend?
Guard 2:
I went to Jaca. I had a lot of presents.
Guard 1:
Why did you have a lot of presents?
Guard 2:
It was my birthday.
Guard 1:
Happy birthday.
Guard 2:
What did you do at the weekend?
Guard 1:
I went to Madrid.
Guard 2:
Did you have a good time?
Guard 1:
Yes.
Guard 1, 2:
Mummies and daddies, would you like us to show you around the museum?
Audience:
Yes.
Guard 1:
This is the Magic Skull of Harry Potter. It´s from China.
Guard 2:
This is the Tomb of the Mummy. It´s from Egypt.
Guard 1:
This is the Crown of Immortality. It´s from Egypt.
Enter Indiana Jones and friends.
Guard 1, 2:
Indiana Jones, what are you doing here?
Indiana Jones, friends:
We have got the Sword of Wimble Bimble.
Guard 1, 2:
Thank you.
Guard 1 takes the sword and starts playing with it.
Guard 2:
It´s not a toy!
Indiana Jones, friends:
It´s time for another adventure.
Indiana Jones and friends exit.
Enter two workers carrying a new exhibit for the museum. It has a small door in it.
Guard 1, 2:
What´s that?
Robber 1, 2: This is a new exhibit for the museum.
Guard 1, 2:
Put it over there.
They put it at the back.
Guard 1, 2:
Let´s guard the museum.
Guard 1, 2:
It´s tiring, guarding the museum.
The guards sit down and fall asleep. Then the robbers enter through the small door in the exhibit.
Robbers:
Where are we? (loud voices)
Goldfinger:
Shhhhh!
Robbers:
Where are we? (whispering)
Goldfinger:
This is the museum.
Robber 3:
Look for the Crown of Immortality.
Robber 4:
I have got the Crown of Immortality.
Guard 1, 2:
What are you doing?
Robbers, Goldfinger: What do you think we are doing? We are stealing the Crown of Immortality.
Indiana Jones and friends enter.
Indiana Jones, friends:
Oh no you´re not.
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Robbers:
Oh yes we are!
Indiana Jones, friends:
Oh no you´re not.
Robbers:
Oh yes we are!
Indiana Jones, friends:
Oh no you´re not.
Robbers:
Oh yes we are!
Goldfinger:
Shoot them!
There is a fight.
Robber 1:
Stop! (Robber one takes the crown of Immortality)
Indiana Jones, friends:
We are not afraid of a skull.
Robber 5:
This is a magic skull.
Indiana Jones, friends:
We don´t believe in magic!
Robber 5:
Alikazam, alikazup, make the mummy wake up!
The mummy wakes up
Mummy:
Grrrrr!
Indiana Jones, friends:
Ahhhhhh. It´s a mummy!
Exit Indiana Jones, friends and guards.
Robbers, Goldfinger: You are our servant.
Mummy:
I am your servant.
Robbers:
What are we going to do now?
Goldfinger:
I want gold. We are going to rob someone rich?
Robbers:
…….. (name of teacher)
Goldfinger:
Richer than (name of teacher)
Robbers:
……… (another teacher or the head teacher)
Goldfinger:
Richer than (another teacher or the head teacher).
Robbers:
Who is richer than (another teacher or the head teacher)?
Goldfinger:
The Queen of England.
Robbers:
The Queen of England?
Goldfinger:
Yes, the Queen of England. Let´s go.
Exit everyone.
Scene 4 In a book shop
Shop assistant 1,2,3:
Shop assistant 1:
Shop assistant 2:
Shop assistant 3:
Shop assistant 1:
Shop assistant 2,3:
Shop assistant 1:
Shop assistant 2,3:
Shop assistant 1,2,3:
Indiana Jones, friends:
Shop assistant 1,2,3:
Indiana Jones, friends:
Shop assistant 1:
Indiana Jones, friends:
Shop assistant 2:
Hello everyone, welcome to our book shop. We have good a lot of books.
We have got books about animals.
We have got book about sharks.
We have got books about Star Wars.
We have got a new book.
A new book?
Yes, the book of the dead.
Wow!
Ah customers.
Hello.
Can I help you?
We are looking for a book.
We have got books about animals.
We are not looking for a book about animals.
We have got book about sharks.
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Indiana Jones, friends:
Shop assistant 3:
Indiana Jones, friends:
Shop assistant 1:
Indiana Jones, friends:
Shop assistant 1:
Indiana Jones, friends:
Shop assistant 1:
Indiana Jones:
Shop assistant 1:
Indiana Jones:
Shop assistant 1:
Exit Indiana Jones and friends.
Shop assistant 1,2,3:
We are not looking for a book about sharks.
We have got books about Star Wars.
We are not looking for a book about Star Wars.
So, what are you looking for?
We are looking for a book about how to stop mummies.
We have got a book about how to stop mummies.
You have got a book about how to stop mummies?
Yes, we have got a book about how to stop mummies.
How much is it?
100 euros.
It´s expensive.
It´s a special book.
It´s time to close the shop.
Scene 5
In Buckingham Palace
Enter Queen´s friends.
Friend 1,2,3: The Queen of England! (blowing trumpets).
Enter the Queen.
Queen:
Hello everyone, I am the Queen of England.
Friends:
Hello, your majesty, how are you today?
Queen:
I´m fine, thank you. What did you do at the weekend?
Friend 1:
I went to the beach.
Friend 2:
I rode a horse
Friend 3:
I …… etc
Friend 1,2,3,: And you? What did you do at the weekend?
Queen:
I went shopping.
Friend 1,2,3,: What did you buy?
Queen:
I bought a new crown.
Friend 1,2,3,: Can we see it?
Queen:
She shows them the crown.
Friend 1,2,3,: Wow.
Queen:
Let´s go for a walk. Guards.
Guards enter running.
Guards:
Yes, your majesty.
Queen:
Guard the crown.
Guards:
Yes, your majesty.
As the guards march up and down, the robbers sneak on a grab one of them.
Guard 1:
Where is Maria?
They carry on guarding, and another guard is grabbed.
Guard 2:
Where is Juan?
Etc until there is one guard left. They then ask the audience.
Guard 3:
Mummies and Daddies, where are the guards?
As the guard is speaking, the robber come on and stand behind him.
Robbers:
Hello.
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Guard 3:
Oh no.
They grab the guard.
Robber3,4:
Someone is coming.
Goldfinger:
Get the helmets.
Some of the robbers get the guards hats and put them on, pretending to be the guards and line up. The other
guards hide.
Enter Royal friends.
Royal Friends:
The Queen of England! (blowing trumpets).
Enter the Queen.
Queen:
Hello everyone.
The Queen looks at the robbers who are pretending to be guards.
Queen:
You look different.
The Queen starts talking to her friends and the robbers try to steal the crown. One of the friends suddenly
turns round and the robbers stop.
Royal Friend 1:
What are you doing?
Robbers:
Nothing.
The Queen starts talking to her friends again and the robbers try to steal the crown. One of the friends
suddenly turns round and the robbers stop.
Royal Friend 2:
What are you doing?
Robbers:
Nothing.
The Queen starts talking to her friends again and the robbers try to steal the crown. One of the friends
suddenly turns round and the robbers stop.
Royal Friend 3:
What are you doing?
Robber 1,2:
Nothing. Just stealing the crown.
Queen, friend 1,2,3:
Ok. What! Stealing the crown.
The other robbers who have been hiding stand up.
Robber 3,4:
Yes, and you can´t stop us.
Enter Indiana Jones and her friends.
Indiana Jones, friends:
Yes, we can.
Robbers:
Mummy, attack!
Indiana, friends:
Use the magic book.
One of the friends reads the book.
Friend:
Page 1, how to make a cake.
Indiana Jones, friends: No!
Friend:
Page 3, how to make a sandwich.
Indiana Jones, friends: No!
Friend:
Page 5, how to stop a mummy.
Indiana Jones, friends: Yes!
Friend:
Alikazam, alikazop, make the mummy stop!
The mummy stops.
Indiana Jones, friends:
Mummy attack!
The mummy attacks and knocks over all the robbers.
Robbers:
Ahhhh!
Indiana Jones, friends:
Thank you mummy.
Mummy:
You´re welcome.
Indiana Jones, friends:
Let´s have a party.
Everyone:
The end.
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