Statistic Song (Central Tendency) We are here to find the mean. (We are here to find the mean.) If you add three numbers you divide by three. (If you add three numbers you divide by three.) We are here to find the mode. (We are here to find the mode.) We just want the one used most. (We just want the one used most. We are here to find the median. (We are here to find the median.) Line them up the way we need ‘em. (Line them up the way we need ‘em.) Chop the ends until there’s one. (Chop the ends until there’s one.) Now we know our medians done. (Now we know our medians done.) We are here to find the range. (We are here to find the range.) A set of data that may look strange. (A set of data that may look strange.) Take the high and take the low. (Take the high and take the low.) Find the difference, your set to go. (Find the difference, your set to go.) Elementary Mathematics Academy-2005 Sung to Redneck Woman- Gretchen Wilson Written by Lori Shaw Well, I ain’t never been the mathematics type No, I can’t add mentally I’d rather use my fingers right In the lunch line, in my checkbook, or in The grocery store checkout I’ve got numbers in my head And I can’t even figure ‘em out The master teachers taught me, And now the numbers click I’d add barefooted in my own front yard with my fingers behind my hips. (CHORUS) Cause I’m a math teaching’ mama I ain’t no scare of numbers chick I’m the product of 2 and 20 So hey ya’ll in this gym I keep my number line up on my Chalkboard all year long And I know all the multiples of 5, 4,3,2,1 So here’s to all my math friends Out there keepin’ us thinking Let me get a big square root For my math geek friends like me. SQUARE ROOT Adding base 5, that base is just fine Cause now I know that 5+4 the answer isn’t 9. I’m brainy, just as brainy as Nancy and Danny No I don’t need no calculator This geek solves problems for me Some people think I’m right brained My strategies non seen But in my left hemisphere My lists are oh so keen REPEAT CHORUS Take a Look at Some Numbers (Written by Cindy Bryant & sung to the tune of “Take me out to the ballgame”) Take a look at some numbers There are some things you’ll see Those that name the same amount Are known as equivalencies Some name parts of whole numbers Some may name more than one So it’s fractions, decimals, and percents For us to learn You can’t divide by zero (tune: Rudolf the red-nosed reindeer) Zero, that funny number Has a shape that looks like “O” And if you want to use it, There are things you need to know. Never divide by zero If you do, you will be sad Getting a crazy answer Making your report look bad. But treat zero as your friend Use him carefully Safe to multiply or add That’s the rule for zero, lad Zero that screwball number Wants to be a comrade true But don’t divide by zero Or your grade is zero, too! Circumference Sue (Sung to the tune of “Runaround Sue” by Dion) Here’s my story, it’s sad but true, About a girl that I once knew. She took my love that ran around With every single guy in town! You’re gonna’ hear the story from the very start. She travels ‘round the circle with my broken heart. She runs around so fast I’m telling you I’d keep away from Circumference Sue! She likes to travel around. She travels on the outskirts of town. She always yells to other guys, “Circumference is diameter time’s pi!” Here’s the moral of the story from the guy who knows, Sue’s always chasing her other beaus, Running fast ‘round the circle I’m telling you, Just keep away from Circumference Sue! My Bonnie Lies Over the Ocean My Bonnie is lost on the ocean. My Bonnie is lost on the sea. The ocean top looks like a circle. I’ll search and bring her back to me. CHORUS: Surface, surface The surface is too big for me to see. I’ll look, I’ll look I’ll look ‘til my Bonnie’s back with me. One reason that I want to find her Is I never told her I cared. To see how much area I will search in, I take pi times the radius squared! CHORUS Factors and Multiples Song… (Written by Cindy Bryant & sung to the tune of Clementine) Find the factors of a number And you will clearly see, That factors of a number can be counted Easily. Find the multiples of a number and you will Clearly see, There are millions of multiples, Far beyond infinity… Find the perimeter (Written by Cindy Bryant & sung to the tune of Clementine) (Chorus) Find the perimeter, Find the perimeter, It’s the distance all around. For all polygons and circles, Linear measure will abound. Find the perimeter, Find the perimeter, In all polygons just add the sides. For circles, just remember, It’s diameter time’s pi!!