Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron
This is a script for Achala’s contest: Create the Spirit Script.
This will be two scripts of a part of the movie, one serious and one... kinda funny. Enjoy.
I will start with the funny part, because it might cheer you up a bit.
(Scene: The Eagle flies over and under the canyons)
Eagle: Wheeee, I’m flyiiiing! Whooohooo! Hoooo this is FUN! Real fun! Oh, almost hit myself with a
big orange rock…! OOOH A FOREST! Hello trees, hello sunshine, hello waterfall, hello animals!
(Spirit begins to say his story)
(Pigeons fly)
Pigeon 1: AAAH RUN AWAY
Pigeon 2: Ohrly?
(The baby bears play)
Baby bear 1: Mom I want a fish! Mom!
Baby bear 2: MOM GIVE IT BACK!
Adult bear: Here, have the fish… there’s something flying over us. Oh wait, it’s a camera!
Salmon: Ouch, the water slapped me.
(The camera shows the buffalos)
Buffalo 1: Do these geysers ever stop shooting up?
Buffalo 2: Well they have to fart sometime.
(Back to the eagle, this time on the Cimarron plains)
Eagle: Haaaa, I’m not moving my wings!!! HAAAA oh no I moved my wing.
(Horses shoot up the camera, running)
Horse 1: IMMA BE FIRST!
Horse 2: NO MEEE
Horse 3: NO ME.
Horse 1: OH NO A LOG
Horse 2: Careful there – we don’t wanna knock the camera man over!
Horse 4: Wheeee I’m still running OUCH I FELL.
Horse 5: WHEEEEEEEEEE!
(The camera turns into Esperanza giving birth to Spirit)
Esperanza: Could you hurry up? It hurts! I said hurry up! *cry*
(Spirit is born)
Horses: Don’t cry, he’s born!
Esperanza: FINALLY.
Young Spirit: *sniffs* I smell something weird… Mom, is that you?
Esperanza: Yeah I farted.
Young Spirit: YOU STINK!
Esperanza: Did you just say I stink?
Spirit: Yeah!
(Esperanza licks Spirit)
Esperanza: You taste good.
(Spirit does the same)
Spirit: You taste rotten.
(The two horses, Spirit and Esperanza, look at the herd)
Spirit: Isn’t she gone crazy?
Horses: Hell yeah!
(Esperanza gets up and pushes Spirit)
Esperanza: Well, enough of the crazy talk, I gotta go, I’m hungry. Call me later. Bye.
(Spirit falls and trips)
Two horses: LOL HAHA
(Spirit gets up)
Spirit: Where is she, is she hidden in the grass- Oh wait there she is!
(Spirit goes to drink the milk)
Esperanza: Oh holy crap you scared me.
Spirit: Where’d you buy that milk?
Esperanza: In a shop.
(Spirit turns around to her)
Spirit: I can make a balloon *makes a balloon with the milk* Lawl!
(The camera turns into Spirit running with the herd)
Spirit jumps off the snowy cliff…
Spirit: WHEEEEE! I’m the new Chuck Norris here!
Spirit slides down the cliff.
Spirit: WHEEEEEEEEE
Esperanza: Oh no! It’s Spirit!
Spirit makes the snow fall on the horses.
Horses: You big idiot. It’s just Spirit, why so scared?
Esperanza: Eheheheh…. *shakes the snow off her*
Spirit: I can reach it, I can reach it, I—D’aw I can’t D: Well, Imma go look at my reflection in a bigger
piece of ice. *licks the ice* OH SHOOT IT’S STUCK TO MY TOUNGE! HELP? HELLO? *breaks the ice* I
shall carry it home with me 8D
Esperanza: Oh shoot. He’s gonna bring home more ice.
The foals are playing, and they start drinking. The foals gasp and look behind spirit.
Spirit: What, did I fart again?
The foals run behind Esperanza. They shout “Not just you, the buffalo too”.
Spirit is confused.
Spirit turns around.
Spirit: OH MY GAWD YOU’RE SO BIG! You farted? Well can you burp?
The buffalo buuuuuuuuurps.
Spirit: *neigh* I can burp too. Mom, who’s better?
Esperanza: Spirit!
Spirit: YAYZ!
Buffalo: Go.
Spirit: Mom, tomorrow I wanna go to my new friend, the buffalo’s house 8D
Esperanza: Come on.
Young Spirit rears and magically changes into an adult.
Spirit: Wheee, yo, eagle you big idiot! You’ll never beat me, I’m so fast!!!
Eagle: Ohrly?
Spirit: HELL YEAH!
They race.
Spirit: Told ya I’m fast?
Eagle: Spirit… ZOOM-ZOOM 8D
Spirit: Go go go!
Eagle: That was a good jump o.o
Spirit: Lol of course it was.
They come to the lithe hill-like thing.
Spirit: Told ya I’m fast?
Eagle: Well I’m faster!
Spirit: But I won!
The eagle flies away, and Spirit hears the cougar. He turns around.
Spirit: COUGAR.
He sees the two foals playing.
Spirit: SPIRIT TO THE RESCUEEEE!
Horses: OH NO POOR COUGAR!
Cougar: Oh shoot.
Spirit hits the ground.
Foal: OUCH!
Spirit: Sorries!
Cougar: GRR GHRH. You ate my cookiez!
Spirit: Well you ate my laptop! It had 1,000 of GB space left!
Cougar: It tasted lovely!
Spirit: SHUT UP!
They fight…
Spirit: THAT’S FOR EATING MY LAPTOP!
Spirit chases the cougar away.
Spirit: Spirit the horse STRIKES AGAIN!
The herd comes over to Spirit.
The two foals: Spider Spirit!
The herd runs.
Bryan Adams sings “It’s warm like the river it’s warm like the sun” and Spirit nuzzles his imaginary
girlfriend.
It’s nighttime. Spirit comes over to all the horses In the herd.
Horse 1: I love you Spirit!
Horse 2: And AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY Will always bore you… you
yeaaaah!
Spirit: Shut the heck up!
The two foals play.
Spirit: Can I play?
Foals: B-but… eheh.
Spirit: You’re mean
Foals: Sorry Uncle Spirit.
Spirit: That’s better.
The foal goes to sleep and the other still wants to play.
Spirit: I SAID STOOOOOOOOP.
Spirit comes over the Esperanza.
Spirit: Mummy, nuzzle me for a goodnight.
Esperanza: Come back in a minute so I’ll read you a bedtime story!
Spirit looks up at the sky. “I wonder when am I gonna die” he thought.
Then he saw a light. “Oooh.” He thought.
Spirit: Mom, mommy!
Esperanza: Wha-wh?
Spirit: Come here.
Esperanza: You want me to read your bedtime story?
Spirit: You’ll read it later, I first wanna see what is this lighted up thing.
Esperanza: B-but what about your bedtime story?
Spirit: If you smell, mom, you’ll go to hell. I know that story. LEMME GO. *runs off*
So the horse goes running! :D
Spirit: Hmm... Ooh, a horse.
Horse: Huh?
Spirit: What is wrong with you?
(The horse pulls)
Horse: I can’t do my maths right. And detention is boring.
(Spirit notices the humans)
Spirit: Who’s that?
Horses: That’s the teacher! Go away from him!
Spirit smells the shoe.
Spirit: EWW.
Spirit knocks the shoe of his nose.
Spirit:Hmm... What else is here?
He finds a bottle of beer.
Spirit: (licking the beer) Hmm, this taste- ZOMFG EWW.
He then starts to try to eat/lick the man’s hair.
The man kisses Spirit.
Spirit: What the heck is he thinking?
When the man notice they kissed and opens his eyes, they scream.
Spirit: AAAH!
They run off to chase Spirit.
Spirit: Can’t catch me, losers!
THE SERIOUS SCRIPT
The eagle dlies over and under the canyons.
Eagle: I wonder where the horses are gone to? *flies over the forest and the waterfall, and finally,
the horses come running into the camera*
Horse 1: This is so fun!
Horse 2: Why, of course!
*Esperanza is on the grass and gives birth to Spirit. The little colt is born*
Horse 1: He’s born!
Esperanza: Hello, son.
Spirit: Are... are you my mom?
Esperanza: Yes, I am.
Spirit: Hello then, mom!
Esperanza: Heheh, hi!
They play around for a while.
Esperanza pushes Spirit.
Esperanza: Well, I gotta go eat something, youngster.
Spirit follows her and falls.
Horses: Haha, he still has gotten lots to learn.
Spirit comes over to Esperanza to drink the milk.
Esperanza: You scared me!
Spirit: Sorry mom!
The scene changes into Spirit running on the snow.
Spirit: Haha, wheee! This is real fun, mom!
Esperanza looks at him.
Spirit slides down, and Esperanza and the other horses stop.
Esperanza: No, Spirit! No!
The horses get covered in snow.
Horses: You should teach your son a lesson.
Esperanza: Eheheh... Yeah... *shakes snow off*
The horses drink the drops from the ice.
Spirit: Oh, here’s.. oh no, I can’t reach.
He runs over to the other one.
Spirit: There, that should be fine.
He licks the ice.
Spirit: Oh no!
He takes the ice with him.
Spirit: There, that solves our problem.
Esperanza: Ah, that little kid.
The scene changes – Now, four foals, including Spirit, play in the water and begin to drink it.
Foals: Oh no! Mom!
Spirit: What is it?
The foals hide in the herd.
Spirit turns around.
Spirit: Huh?
He sees the bufallo herd – he is scared for a moment.
Bufallo: *bufallo sound; very powerful.. noise?*
Spirit: *neigh*
Esperanza: Come on Spirit!
Bufallo: Go! C:
Spirit goes to his mom. He rears, and the scene changes into him as an adult.
Spirit races with the eagle.
Spirit: Hey, eagle, you think you can beat the master?
Eagle: Why, of course, you horse!
Spirit: *laughs and runs*
Eagle: Told ya I’m fast?
Spirit: I’ll win this round!
Turns out to be a draw.
Two foals are playing. A cougar wants to hunt them.
Spirit: Danger? Hide! Cougar!
The foals run, but one of them trips over and the cougar is about to kill it when Spirit jumps in it’s
way.
Spirit: Get away from my herd! Go, go away! That’s what you get for trying to kill the foals! *chases
him off*
The horses run, and Spirit watches over his homeland.
The scene changes into a night – and also Spirit – who greets the horses.
Horse 1: Goodnight, Spirit!
Spirit: Goodbye.
Horse 2: Would you like some grass Spirit?
Spirit: Sure, thank you.
He sees the two foals play.
Spirit: It’s late.
Foal 1: Sorry.
Foal 2: Very sorry.
Spirit: That’s better.
The foal is about to catch the other foals ear, but Spirit stops him.
Spirit: Go to sleep!
Then he comes over to his mom.
Esperanza: Good night, son.
Spirit: Goodnight, mother.
Spirit goes to watch the stars, and Esperanza looks at him proudly, then goes to sleep.
“That’s my son.” She thinks happily.
Spirit notices a light.
Spirit: Hmm... Mom, mom!
Esperanza comes over.
Esperanza: What’s wrong Spirit?
Spirit: What is that? I’ll go check it out.
Esperanza catches his mane.
Esperanza: Don’t go! What if something happens to you?
Spirit: Mom. I’ll be fine.
He runs off.
He comes over to a horse.
Spirit: You tied up? Hm.. You are.
Horse: Don’t come any closer, they’ll tie you up too.
Spirit goes to check out the humans.
Spirit: Hmm.
He smells the shoe.
Spirit: Oh, that stinks!
He throws the shoe off him.
He goes to drink some beer.
Spirit: Aah! It tastes... horrible!
He licks the man’s neck.
The man kisses him.
Spirit: Eh? Whoooa! *rears*
Spirit runs off.
Spirit: I gotta lose them. It’s for my herd!
NOTE: I was gonna do the entire movie but sadly, my Word is in Spanish and my brother still has to
give me the english one.