Royal Canadian Legion Branch 25 DISPATCH Royal Canadian Legion Br. 25 96 Great Northern Rd Sault Ste. Marie, Ontario P6B 4Y5 Phone: 705-945-8721 Fax: 705-945-6372 Ladies Auxiliary: 705-256-2941 Lounge: 705-256-6921 E-mail: rclbranch25@shawbiz.ca Website: www.branch25rcl.com Month of: February 2014 1 1. 2. 3. Quote of the Month Elbert Hubbard said: Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive. Ellen DeGeneres said: My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is. I love animals – they’re delicious. President’s Address – Respectfully submitted by Wayne Paulencu Well, hasn’t January been a pleasure. If you don’t have enough snow by now, feel free to come over to my place an take all you want. It has been a rather quiet month so far. With the passing of Kathy Summers, Comrade Rob Gardner has elected to do the secretarial work for the interim. He will be sworn in at the February general meeting. Our new entertainment and special events chairperson has got some great ideas coming up. 2 We will be having a dinner/show on February 21st with Webb Surround. The L.A. Appreciation dinner is schedule for February 28th. We had our joint L.A./Branch meeting on January 20th, all went well, some groups or persons are not talking to the L.A. about dinner menues. I strongly suggest that the L.A. be brought up to speed on this. There will be an Article III seminar at the Thessalon Branch on February 22nd. To all Comrades at home or shut-in, we are thinking about you. GHURKAS The British Army was so impressed with the fighting of this class of Nepalese people in the India/Ghurkha War of 1814-1816 that they set about to hire them for service. They were initially hired as mercanaries into the British forces and remain so until today. As such, they are not subject to all of the Geneva Convention rules and do not get away with actions undeclared by military sources. The battle cry is “Glory to the Great Kali, Gorkhas approach”. That incidentally is their name in Nepal. British field Marshall Sam Mathesaw said, “If a man 3 says he is not afraid to die, he is lying or he is a Ghurkha”. They became a full part of the British Army in 1857 assigned to the British India Army. Their record speaks for itself. WWI, 200,000 served with 20,000 casualties and with 2 gallantry awards. During the wars they fought against many frontier skirmishes surrounding India. WWII – they formed 10 Regiments with 2 Battalions eventually climbing in number to 43 Regiments. 250,000 served with 32,000 casualties and 2,754 gallantry awards. Korea and Afghanistan followed. The ranking structure follows the British yet; commissioned officers are formed under a Viceroy’s commission and are one rank lower than the British rank shown. As such, they could not command any troops in the British Army. This rank structure was also implemented into the troops pension plan until 2007. This seems to be a crime, when they were awarded 26 V.C.’s from 1911 to 1965. Yes, they still wear the Kukri, but it is now of stainless steel instead of rolled steel. 4 Treasurer’s Report – Respectfully submitted by Carol Piper There are some wonderful groups that come to the Legion who support us in every way that they can. One of these groups gave us healthy donations and we would like to thank the Pool League for their generous donation of $1000. Membership – Respectfully Submitted by Wilma Oliver The 2013 membership year has closed and anyone whose dues have not yet been paid will no longer receive the Legion Magazine until such time as dues are paid. We have lost four more veterans this past month, and we’ve had on request for transfer approved by the executive. As of this writing, I still have not received a report regarding our early bird campaign. I’m told it should be here by mid-February. Please look for opportunities to encourage your friends and family members to join our great organization. We really need new members to keep our Legion viable. 5 Service Officers – Respectfully submitted by Don Oliver SOLDIERS’ AID COMMISSION FACT SHEET Who are We? There are 7 people on the commission – 6 commissioners and 1 chairperson. We are all volunteers, we are NOT paid for this work. We are reimbursed out of pocket expenses. We meet each month to review all requests for help. It is our job to decide if each request meets the rules for help. It is also our job to decide how much financial help to provide. How we Help We offer veterans a grant to solve a specific problem. A grant is a specific amount of money. In our case, this can be up to $1500 over 1 year, unless under very special circumstances. We help Veterans and their Spouses pay for: Hearing aids and other items related to health, eyeglasses and dental needs Repairs, moving costs, items of furniture, roof and heating equipment (repair or replacement); and Assistive devices, wheelchairs and prosthetics (artificial limbs, etc.) 6 We do NOT provide financial help on an ongoing basis. For example, we cannot help to pay for rent each month. Who can Apply 1. Veterans and Spouses can apply if they: Live in Ontario Need financial help Served overseas or had active service during the Second World War or the Korea War; or joined an Allied Force. How to Apply Applications to the fund can be made through your Branch Service Officer or Provincial Service Officer either of whom can also provide assistance in completing the benevolent application form. THE FUNERAL AND BURIAL PROGRAM Open Letter from the Department and Response These two letters cover the ins and outs of the Funeral and Burial Program delivered by the Last Post Fund on behalf of Veterans Affairs Canada. Setting the record straight on the Funeral and Burial Program for our Veterans 7 A new report by the Parliamentary Budget Officer has put our Funeral and Burial Program for Veterans in the media spotlight again. Unfortunately, the recent coverage has often only repeated a number of persistent myths about what is a very important program. I would like to take this opportunity to set the facts straight. The first myth about our Funeral and Burial Program is that it is only available to “traditional Veterans” – the men and women who served during the Second World War and the Korea War. This simply is not true. Through our program, we help lay to rest all Veterans who die of a service-related disability. We call this a “matter of right”, and it applies to these Veterans whether they served in France or Korea or if they served in Bosnia or Afghanistan. We are here for all of them. For full text….LGen Walter Semianiw, Assistance Deputy Minister Policy, Communications & Commemoration Veterans Affairs Canada 8 Myths & Facts about the Funeral and Burial Program The recent letter circulated by LGen. Walter Semianiw of Veterans Affairs Canada concerning the federal government’s Funeral and Burial Program clearly sets forth the facts about the program in an understandable way. These facts are also listed on the Web sites of the Last Post Fund and Veterans Affairs Canada. Unfortunately, several facts are missing from that letter. Allow me to place them before you. First, all Veterans groups across Canada have been advocating for almost 15 years that: the government increase the funeral allowances for Veterans; that the estate exemption be set at a more reasonable level (it was cut in half in 1995 and disadvantages many Veterans’ survivors); and that Modern Day Veterans (those who have served in the Canadian Armed Forces since the end of the Korea War) be included in the Funeral and Burial Program on the same basis as traditional Veterans. I am proud that the government has addressed one of our concerns and doubled the funeral allowances that we have advocated for so long. I am disappointed that it did not address the remaining two issues. For the full text……LGen L.W.F. Cuppens (Ret’d) Last Post Fund Honorary Treasurer. 9 Circular No. 09-13 – Dominion Command Royal Canadian Legion Dear Branch President: This September another partner has joined the Royal Canadian Legion (RCL) Member Benefits Package (MBP). We Care Home Health Services is one of the largest home health care providers within Canada and are offering Legion members a 10% discount from support for bathing and dressing, housekeeping, nursing services, pediatric care, line-in care, remote health monitoring, transportation to and from appointments and relief for family caregivers. For more information on their services visit the newest RCL MBP partner on the Legion website at: http://legion.ca/Home/MBP e.cfm or on their website at: www.wecare.ca. You can also call them at 1-855-229-3227 or find more information on page 9 of the September/October 2013 issue of the Legion Magazine. Along with We Care, there are 10 other partners offering discounts and savings on products and services you use every day including: Premier Care in Bathing, Arbor Memorial Services Inc., Ancestry.ca, Dell Canada Inc. Connect Hearing, Medipac Travel Insurance, 10 Home Hardware, Carlson Wagonlit Travel, Philips Lifeline Canada and NBNA Canada Bank. These partnerships are not only providing direct benefit to members, but also incentives for membership drives. They have also offered their expertise to help Dominion Command save money and time, for examply Carlson Wagonlit Travel has helped with both the Youth Pilgrimage and the 2014 Dominion Convention in Edmonton. Dell has a discounted computer package specifically with branches in mind while partners like Connect Haring, Lifeline and We Care are happy to offer educational sessions on health at interested branches. Effective July 1, 2013 please note that Relocation Services, Travelodge Canada and PPG Architectual Coatings (formerly ICI Paints) are no longer partners in the RCL MBP. Any member who purchases products from these organizations will no longer receive the RCL MBP discounts from them. Legion members do so much for Veterans and in the community and it is a great pleasure to provide this variety of benefits for them. They are free to take 11 advantage of great offers, savings and discounts on products they use every day. The savings available to Legion members can pay for your membership many times over. In comradeship and wishing you all success with branch operations throughout the year. – Gordon Moore, Dominion President SHERRY CULLING, Provincial Service Bureau Officer, will be in the branch during the week of February 24, 2014. Please contact the Branch 705-945-8721 have h your name and phone number and reason to speak with Sherry available. An appointment will be set up for you. Sports – Respectfully submitted by Marilyn Patterson The Zone Darts took place on January 11, 2014. Only 2 teams showed up and they were both from the Sault. The team of John Mousseau, Jude Cormier, Tom Holko, Gerard Massee came first and the team of Tim Schryer, Tom Van Hoof, Darcy Stewart and Greg Stewart was second. In doubles first plce went to Darcy Stewart & Greg Stewart, second to Tim Schryer & Tom VanHoof and, Third to John Mousseau & Jude Cormier, fourth was Tom Holko & Gerard Masse. 12 Greg Stewart was first ins singles, followed by Tim Schryer, Tom VanHoof, Darcy Stewart, John Mousseau, Tom Holkko, Jude Cormier & Gerard Massee. The team of Tim Schryer, Tom Van Hoof, Darcy Stewart and Greg Steward went to West Ferris near North Bay the following weekend and came home with the team first place trophy! CONGRATULATIONS to all. Tim & Tom also placed in the doubles and Tim placed first in singles. All of these sharp shooters will be off to Port Credit to the Provincial tournament on March 15. They have been top in Ontario before and represented Ontario at Dominion, so hopefully this year is shaping up for them and they will be successful in going to Dominion again. I am sure we all wish them well. Youth Education respectfully submitted by Marilyn Patterson The results are back for the Zone Poster & Literary Contest winners from the past Remembrance Day. I thought many of the entries we received were quite well done, but apparently the competition was very high. We did have one first place winner, Eric Jalbert, in the intermediate coloured poster category and a second place entry by Sara Ann Couturier from Korah Collegiate, in the senior poem category. 13 Congratulations to both of them and also to all the others whose entries were sent on to the Zone level. Our Public Speaking Competition will take place on Saturday February 15, 2014. In the morning as many as 18 primary students will stand before us speaking about dancing, pets, trips, hockey, their family and many other objects. The judges will have the difficult decision of deciding who will come first, second and third out of all those speakers! Starting at 1:00 PM we will go through the same procedure with the Junior speakers (grades 4, 5, 6) and the Intermediate speakers (grades 7, 8, 9). If you have never attended a Public Speaking event, come to this one! It will be very entertaining, and you will go away amazed at the speeches that many of these young people present. By The Way: 1. Veterans can park FREE at the hospital!!!! Have a Veteran Plate, your Veterans Card or DVA card. Pick up the phone, speak with security and they will let you out free. Your Legion Ordinary membership card will work too. Great news!! 2. In the office, we have order forms for the Lung Association Tulip Day. We can take order up to Friday February 14. 14 If you wish to support this group, please order through the office for delivery March 5, 2014. Cost is: $7/bunch; $20 for a bundle of 3 bunches; pots are $9 each and a bundle of 3 pots is $25. Your cash or cheque will have to be given upon ordering. You can order on line at: www.tulipday.ca if you wish. Bursary respectfully submitted by Sean MacNamara MARCH will soon be here and the last Friday in March is when you child or grandchild must have their bursary request in to Provincial Command. The student may receive up to $500 which would assist in the purchase of a text book or two! Make sure you inform them of this opportunity! Applications submitted on time and fully filled out are usually granted the bursary. Basic rules to follow. Many of our veterans and members are not aware of the Ontario Legion’s Bursary Program. The program is designed to assist those students who enter a postsecondary school of education and pursue the same course throughout their academic years (maximum of 5 years). Applications are open to: 15 Canadian and Commonwealth War Veterans and their children and grandchildren. Ordinary and Life members of the Royal Canadian Legion and their children and grandchildren. Associate members of the Legion and their children. Ladies Auxiliary members and their children and grandchildren. Application forms are available from the Branch office or from the Ladies Auxiliary office. All rules and regulations are available from the office. The maximum award to a student may vary from $300 up to $500 for each academic year. At the price of text books now-a-days that might cover a book or two. Applications must be received before the last Friday of March deadline in any scholastic year for consideration. Both the Branch and the Ladies Auxiliary contribute large sums of money to the Provincial Bursary Program every year. If you, your child, or grandchild is going to a postsecondary University or College, please make sure they are aware of this program. If you haven’t already COME INTO THE OFFICE AND PICK UP AN APPLIATION 16 Senior’s Report respectfully submitted by Mary Anne Martin The next big event will be Mardi Gras on the first of March. It will be New Orleans Style (no topless please) and there will be prizes for the best costumes. Music for this will be by The Happy Days Band and the mean will be Italian, which consists of pasta, meatballs with chicken and potatoes. The tickets will be $20 per person and are on sale now. Due to low balances in the Lottery Accounts, there will be no Seniors Bus Tour this year. Coming in May there will be a 9-ball Pool Tournament. The dates for this will be in the next dispatch. February in History Feb 4, 1924 – Toronto Granites win hockey gold at the First Winter Olympics in Chamonix, France Feb 14, 1915 – WWI – First Canadian Division arrives in France from England moves into Flanders, France Feb 15, 1965 – New Flag – Red & White Maple Leaf. Feb21,2002 –Canadian Women’s Hockey team defeated U.S. 3-2 in gold medal game at Salt Lake City Olympics. Trent Evans (icemaker) buried a looney under centre ice. 17 LAST POST – WE WILL REMEMBER THEM (to date of printing) Dr. Wm. Sullivan Wilfred Dixon Gerald Gibbs Bernard John McComiskey Harold Davies February Birthdays – Many Happy Returns Belated birthday greetings to our Entertainment Chair – Joanne Bremner. February birthdays - Wm. Benninghaus, Ronald Bridge, Ralph Forfar, John Greely, Wm. Huckson, Brian Miron, Rick Thorold, Cecil Smith, Stacey Budge, Lawrence Gorman, Clarence Holmberg, Laurie MacKenzie, Mel Mizzi, Gerland Ryder, Marland Smith, Pierre Breckenridge, Arthur Darlow, Doug Spurr, Brian Holmberg, James McGrath, Ronald Wilson 18 Odds & Sods ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 60 YEAR OLD This is a test for ‘older kids’ – if you get stuck for the answers – ask Helen in the Office. 1. After the Lone Ranger saved the day, and rode off into the sunset, the grateful citizens would ask: “Who was that masked man?” Invariable, someone would answer: “I don’t know, but he left this behind” What did he leave behind?__________ 2. When the Beatles first came to the U.S. in early 1964, we all watched them on The _______ ________ Show. 3. Get your kids ___ _____ ___. 4. “The Story you are about to see is true. The names have been changed to __________ the ___________. 5. In the jungle, the mighty jungle, ___ ____ ______ _______. These are the first five – next month we will have the next five. 19 DID YOU KNOW: (from didyouknowblog.com) Didaskaleinophobia is the fear of going to school (did ask a lein o phobia) Hydrangea flowers are natural pH monitors – when planted in basic soil they are pink, when planted in acidic soil they turn blue. The inventor of the chocolate chip cookie sold the recipe to Nestle Toll House for a lifetime supply of chocolate. Legion Lottery How much do you spend on a lottery ticket?? - $20?? How many chances do you have to win on that ticket?? – 2 or 3??? With the Legion Lottery, you have 365 chances to win multiple times during the year. The least you can win is $50, the most $1000. All proceeds are given locally and there are only 2,500 printed. We will even throw in a 2014 calendar. 20 January 2014 Calendar Winners Cathy Lepine, Mr. & Mrs. R. Wrona, Heather & Dino Vommaro, Jen Poirier, Dan Robb, Harald Kjevik, Maria Tinker, Helen Reihl, Merl Boyer, Patti Lynn Boston, Mike Cairins, Michelle & Cory Bell, Louis Bumbacco, Nancy Bailey, Nancy Alexander, Michael Boston, Mildren St. Pierre, Norm Stewart, Eric & Diranda Hammerstedt, Joseph Plastino, Doug McFarlane, Adam Bertrand, Dave White, Chuck & Leona Kohvakko, Nancy Davie, Mary & Gord Hanuschak, Mia Pauze, Tom Carmichael, Kelly Burton January Monthly Draw Winners Leslie Booth Scott Powley Dorothy Kozak 21 Upcoming Events February Saturday 8th – Red & White and Silent Auction (info below) Sunday 16th. – Bon Soo Cribbage tournament & Silent Auction (info below) Saturday 22nd. – WebbSurround Dinner/Show Tickets $20 member - $25 non-member March Saturday 1st. - Mardi Gras with the Happy Days Gang Saturday 8th - Zone Mixed Darts Friday/Saturday 21st & 22nd – Zone Convention April 5TH - JIMMY G’S is coming– Hypnotic Comedy Show Tickets available in Office or at the bar. $20 in advance - $25 at the door. Red & White Dance in conjunction with Bon Soo Saturday February 8th. The bar is open at 7 PM with music by Flathead Ford (50’s-60’s music) beginning at 8:00 PM – food is available and it will be the first day of our one week silent auction. Tickets are $10 available in the office/bar. 22 Cribbage Tournament – Sunday February 16th. Registration is at 12:15 PM. Tournament begins at 1:00 pm. Early registrations can be taken at the bar. $15/2person team. Food is available. This is the last day of our Silent Auction. Please contact Tom at 705-206-2988 for more information on these events. *LEGION FUNDRAISER AT SAULT THEATRE WORKSHOP* Preview Performance – ONE NIGHT ONLY – All proceeds to Branch 25. A Soldier’s Heart by David French – Directed by Brent Vallee. David French’s award-winning and ongoing dramatic cycle about the Mercer family has become a defining part of Canada’s theatrical history. With Soldier’s heart, French looks back in time at the thoroughly alienated 16-year-old Jacob, standing on a railway platform, his suitcase and one-way ticket away from home in hand. His father Esau, a veteran of the First World War, rushes to the station in a last ditch effort to persuade his son not to leave. 23 This compelling play is hosted at the Sault Theatre Workshop Studio Theatre, 121 Pittsburgh Avenue on April 22nd., 2014 – 8:00 pm curtain. Adults are $20, seniors are $18, and students are $7. Tickets are available in the Office or at the Bar. Go and watch a great play and support your Legion at the same time. Office Hours: November – April Monday & Wednesday – 9 am – 1 pm Tues/Thurs/Friday – 8:30 am – 4 pm Lounge Hours Monday –Thursday – 1:00 pm – 11:00 pm Friday – 1:00 pm – 1:00 am Saturday – Noon – 11:00 pm 24 Jokes of the Day 1. A Michigan State Trooper pulled a car over on I-94 about 2 miles east of I-275. When the trooper asked the driver why he was speeding, the driver said he was a magician and juggler and was on his way to Detroit to do a show at the Shrine Circus. He didn’t want to be late. The trooper told the driver he was fascinated by juggling and said if the driver would do a little juggling for him then he wouldn’t give him a ticket. He told the trooper he had sent his equipment ahead and didn’t have anything to juggle. The trooper said he had some flares in the trunk and asked if he could juggle them. The juggler said he could, so the trooper got 5 flares, lit them and handed them to the juggler. While the man was juggling the flares, a car pulled in behind the patrol car. A drunken guy got out, watched the performance, then went over to the patrol car, opened the rear door and got in. The trooper observed him and went over to the patrol car, opened the door and asked the drunk when he thought he was doing. The drunk replied, “You might as well take me to jail, cause there ain’t no way I can pass that test.” 25 2. Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Dough boy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71. Dough boy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including: Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisin, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies and Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours. Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Dough boy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Dough boy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was considered a very smart cookie, but wasted much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times, he still was a crusty old man and was considered a positive roll model for millions. Dough boy is survived by his wife, Play Dough, three children: John Dough, Jane Dough and Dosey Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart. The funeral was held at 350 for about 20 minutes. 26 3. From the mouth of Bill Cosby: “My children love my mother, and I tell my children “That is NOT the same woman I grew up with….That is an old woman trying to get into Heaven now.” This month we are trying to put in a crossword puzzle for your entertainment. I am not sure if it can be done so if you see it in here, then the publisher has been able to enclose it, if you don’t see it here, just ignore this message. If there is anything you would like to see in the Dispatch, please contact the Office, leave your suggestion and we can see if it will fit. If any Branch of the Military (cadets included) would like us to place something in our Dispatch – please do not hesitate to ask. We are here to serve our Veterans, Members and our Community – please help us to do that. 27 2013-15 Officers & Executive President – Wayne Paulencu Past President – Marilyn Isaacson – also TOD 1st. Vice – Ernie Bremner – also Bar/Canteen & Sgt. @ Arms nd 2 . Vice – Ed Rowe – also Honours & Awards/ By-Laws/Cadet Liason rd 3 . Vice – Don Oliver – also Service Officer – Charitable Donations Treasurer – Carol Piper Branch Padre(s) – Rev. Phil Miller Capt. Pat Vardy Mrs. Helen Smith Burial – Elane Turner Bursary – Sean MacNamara Cenotaph – Bill Bennett Sick & Visiting – Lois Crawford Membership – Wilma Oliver Poppy & interim Secretary – Rob Seniors – Mary Anne Martin Sports/Youth Ed/T&F – Marilyn Patterson Entertainment – Joanne Bremner These are your Executive & Officers. If there is anything any one of them can do, please do not hesitate to contact the office (705-945-8721). ** We are still looking for a Ways & Means Chair** 28