Stephen McNeal Review Writing Dharma Bums Down 180° South: Conquerors of the Useless: a documentary about one man, Jeff Johnson, recreating the 1968 journey of the founders of North Face and Patagonia, Doug Tompkins and Yvon Chouinard, to the Patagonia region of Chile. Or is this a documentary about conservation efforts in South America, the need to live more simple lives, end commercial fishing, and stop damming rivers? Maybe this isn’t so much a documentary but beautiful pictures and videos set to a coffeehouse radio station? A little bit of me thinks this is all an elaborate marketing scheme. ‘Lets take a group of guys, deck them out in our apparel and have them climb mountains and surf and save the world. Don’t be too obnoxious with it though, maybe have the label a little folded so you can only make out the P, T, NIA, excellent.’ This documentary is a little of all of those things, in eighty-five minutes. Jeff’s gentle voice with a slight California lilt guides us through the film starting in Mexico where he has arranged to be a crewmember on a boat heading south. Somewhere in the middle of the Pacific the boat’s mast snaps and the crew is forced to salvage what they can and motor to Rapa Nui (Easter Island). This delays the adventure, but don’t worry, on this tiny island we pick up Mahoke, a native woman who accompanies us the rest of the way. After spending Christmas on Easter Island the boat’s makeshift repairs are complete and we’re that much closer to fulfilling the Jeff’s goal of making the second ascent of Corcavada, a volcano deep inside Patagonia. Jeff and Mahoke stay with Doug Tompkins on the Conservacion Patagonica, a piece of land larger than Yellowstone that Doug has purchased to protect from the Chilean Government. The whole thing could very well have been a James Cameron film with a spritzing of patchouli. A Woody Harrelson look-a-like jumps on a boat heading south. Shipwreck. Love interest found on convenient island. Love interest tags along. Sage old men share knowledge and drink yerba mate for days. At some point there are hundreds of people on horses marching on the capitol. This, however, is not something rung out of the Hollywood rag. A compelling discussion of environmental concerns weaves throughout the journey. The film tackles conservation on many fronts—land use, commercial fishing, and air quality—and does a good job of breaking issues down into digestible bites. Often times animated drawings take over a beautiful landscape to show what the proposed factories or dams will look like. You don’t need to be in greenpeace to appreciate what they’re fighting for, nor do you feel compelled to sign up and stare down a commercial fisherman in a dingy. It’s a nice balance—awareness, education, and entertainment. My only conservation qualm comes from a very natural stopping point on top of a mountain that instead of ending moves on to introduce a new aspect of Chilean conservation efforts—this is where the horses come in. Very late in the documentary this new topic emerges and you find yourself ready for the credits. The footage of surfing, bushwhacking through dense forests, and climbing over snow and crumbling rock, however, could be played on a loop and watched over and over in bliss. What has the potential to look something like The Blair Witch Project, actually captures the beauty of each place visited. The camera work is phenomenal and no ones breath fogged the lens; images are clean, the scenes flow smoothly one to the other, and the plot is compelling throughout. The great accomplishment of this documentary is maintaining all of those viewer-pleasing qualities while maintain an organic feel and staying true to the events and people. The soundtrack makes you feel like you’re in a jeep with surfboards on the roof. The Music of Jack Johnson, Ugly Cassanova, and James Mercer fade in and out of the background nicely tying off scenes and allowing for moments to marinate. There is a marketing element to all of this—the financial backing comes from Patagonia and Kashi. While I never saw anyone eat a kashi snack bar—which from my experience of said bars makes sense—the Patagonia logo felt like the recurring image in one of those children’s book. While Yvon Chouinard still heads Patagonia, Doug Tompkins left The North Face and the business world in 1989 to focus on environmental activism. Clothing, gear, and food sales may have benefited from this documentary, but the clear focus remains on the people and conservation not their apparel and diet. At times it feels like a bunch of folks with itchy sweaters and itchier beards trying to do too much in an hour and twenty-five minutes. The narrative dips into fortune cookie wisdom here and there and toes the line between pithy and cliché. There is kinesthetic reaction to all of this; you may find yourself with one arm in a shoulder strap of your backpack ready to get off the couch. You don’t feel like you’ve been sitting through a lecture and it doesn’t feel like learning, as so many documentaries have a terrible tendency to do. After watching the film I knew I enjoyed it, I knew I would tell friends to watch, and I knew that I couldn’t exactly be able to give them a coherent account of 180° South; they would just have to watch it.