Wandering Eyeball Syndrome
the cure is near.
By: Payton Wade
What is it?
• Often seen in the eyes of elementary
schoolers during testing.
• Seen in either one or both of the eyes.
• It is when children look from paper to paper
without permission.
What are the symptoms? What does it
look like after it happens?
• The symptoms are eye spasms , biting of pencils ,
sweaty palms ,and a guilty face.
After it happens their will be angry friends , an angry
teacher, and no recess for the child that has
wandering eyeball syndrome.
Some Rainforest facts.
• Chocolate comes from the cacao plant which
is grown in the rainforest.
• A lot of the medicine in North America comes
from the rainforest.
• Over half of the animals in the world come
from the rainforest.
• Covers 12 percent of the earth.
Destruction of the Rainforest.
• Many trees are cut down every day in order
to get paper.
• Because of deforestation we may not be able
to cure wandering eyeball syndrome and the
many beauties of the great forest.
Also one acre of trees is cut down every 2
seconds.
Can the syndrome effect other people,
even adults?
• Yes , it can affect adults even if they are much, much older
than elementary schoolers.
• Wandering eyeball syndrome has affected high schoolers and
office workers for many years.
• It effects high schoolers between the months of August and
June.
• Also it effects office workers when they are trying to get a
promotion and a new client.
The cure for adults
The cure for adults is quite simple. You could
research statistics if you wanted a job
promotion, or you can take this small
prescription pill that comes from the rainforest
called the sloth. They call it the sloth because
sloth’s are very slow and quite common in the
canopy layer of the rainforest. Also because
this pill is slow acting and takes 2 hours for the
ingredients to come in effect.
The cure for kids still in school.
The cure for kids still in school is a lot like the
cure for adults, only this technique is to study
before tests, or you could take a liquid
medicine from the rainforest called the
bromeliad fig the night before a test. It is
called that because researchers found an
ingredient inside the plants that helps you
remember what you had learned the day
before.
The connection between the
rainforest and the syndrome
• The connection is that both cures for
wandering eyeball syndrome comes from the
rainforest. Also the names of the cures, like
the sloth and bromeliad fig come from the
rainforest.
Help us stop deforestation
•
Please call Dr. Higginbotham at :
555-762-9284 to help us stop the deforestation
that is killing our rainforests.
Or you can email her at:
drcurefinder@bellsouth.net
For just 20 dollars a year you will help
Dr. Higginbotham find more cures from the rainforest
like wandering eyeball syndrome.
What’s the big deal, its not effecting us
in the United States.
• The big deal is that, trees absorb carbon dioxide and by doing
that they produce oxygen. So, that’s still not enough for you,
well carbon dioxide is what we breath out, right? Correct!
Also oxygen is what we breath in, right? Also correct! That’s
the big deal because eventually everyone on earth will not be
able to breath because there will not be enough trees to
withstand all the carbon dioxide. So yes, it does effect the
United States. That is why you will go to the phone right now
and call, 555-762-9482 to Dr. Higginbotham and donate 20
dollars a year.
Another reason really?
• Another reason why you should call is because Peru,
a country that is 318,000,000 square acres, has
1,433,333 square acres cut down every day! If
Georgia, a 38,000,000 square acre state was cut
down at the same rate it would take only 26 DAYS for
it to be gone without any trees left! Doesn’t that just
take just your breath away, so email
Dr.
Higginbotham to help her at:
drcurefinder@bellsouth.net