Complete and utter proof of
the Zeferhusen
By: Julian Schirmacher
This is a Zeferhusen
We scientists think that The zeferhusen was
alive in the Jurassic ages.
See, this is a fossil from dinosaur
times.
He was in the civil war, too
here is some photo evidence.
He can also Drive, and was around for the first
car.
Here is the Zefhusen on the titanic
This is the real cause of hitler’s death
He was at the pearl harbor bombing.
This is the Hiroshima bomb dropping. Notice
anything?
Here is proof that it doesn’t need air to
breathe
“Here it is on the I have a dream” speech
Now for some more recent proof.
Here is the Zefhusen talking to Obama
That is proof that he is a time traveler.
BRUH
BRUH
BRUH
Here is proof that Zefhusen has hecka sick
moves
He can play a multitude of sports.
He can also skateboard.
And swim.
He is also a telekinetic army man