Drexel HKN Faculty Roast
2013
is the new
Rules:
• Each professor is dealt seven cards with another professor’s
name
• The emcee presents a slide on which an adjective is printed
• Each player chooses a card that they think is the best match for
the adjective and hands it to the emcee
• The emcee reads the cards aloud and lets YOU decide which
professor is the best match for the adjective
• LOUDEST CLAPS/CHEERS WINS!!
• The professor who submitted the chosen card wins the round
• All players then draw red cards until they have seven again
• The winner is the first player to win 3 rounds
Smart
- Genius
- Intelligent
- Brainy
- Clever
Timeless
- Ageless
- Everlasting
- Old
- Forever
Witty
- Clever
- Whimsical
- Slapstick
- Entertaining
Loud
- Boisterous
- Noisy
- Rowdy
- Uproarious
Insane
- Cuckoo
- Deranged
- Loony
- Off-the-rocker
Charismatic
- Alluring
- Appealing
- Hypnotic
- Mesmerizing
Scary
- Blood-curling
- Intimidating
- Horrendous
- Spine-chilling
Boring
- Uninteresting
- Humdrum
- Insipid
- Vapid
Dreamy
- Abstracted
- Romantic
- Illusory
- Out of this world
Heartless
- Brutal
- Merciless
- Savage
- Cold-blooded
Nerdy
- Geeky
- Dork
- Bookworm
- Techie
Zany
- Clownish
- Eccentric
- Madcap
- Witty
Gawky
- Bumbling
- Clumsy
- Oafish
- Awkward
Manly
- Audacious
- Beefcake
- Macho
- Strapping
Congratulations!
We have our first awardee of 2013

Drexel HKN Faculty Roast
2013
Dr. Vasileios Nasis
“Did you guys see this new
app for the iPhone 4?”
“You know the iPhone 5 is
out right?”
Dr. Adam Fontecchio
No, I am not obsessed with
Apple…I swear.
Dr. Youngmoo Kim
…and 2013 Apple Distinguished Scholar,
Dr. Youngmoo Kim!
Drexel HKN Faculty Roast
2013
Dr. Timothy Kurzweg
OR
Matthew Lawrence?
Dr. Adam Fontecchio
OR
Dave Grohl ?
(Foo Fighters)
Dr. Afshin Daryoush
OR
The Cheshire Cat?
Dr. Fontecchio …or was that Dave Grohl?
Drexel HKN Faculty Roast
2013
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Rules:
A simple head-to-head math competition
20 seconds are allotted for each question, unless noted
otherwise
Answer are to be written on provided whiteboard
To receive credit, answers to questions must be:
• Complete
• Written/said correctly
• Winner is the best of three questions
Question 1
sin(𝑏)
=?
tan(𝑏)
Question 1: Answer
sin(𝑏)
=?
tan(𝑏)
Question 2
𝑥
𝑥𝑒 =?
Question 2: Answer
𝑥
𝑥
𝑥
𝑥𝑒 = 𝑥𝑒 − 𝑒 + C
Question 3
1 + 1 =?
Question 3: Answer
1+1=1
Drexel HKN Faculty Roast
2013
He said what?
Dr. Gary Friedman
“You’re saying a bunch
of words that
individually make sense,
but when you put them
together …you lose me.”
Dr. Fernand Cohen
Great Success!
Dr. Richard Primerano
I want to be up to
my neck in balls.
Dr. Richard Primerano
Drexel HKN Faculty Roast
2013
Dr. Pramod Abichandani
Dr. Cohen
…Dr. Andrew
Cohen, that is
Dr. Fernand Cohen
Dr. Gary Friedman
Dr. Naga Kandasamy and Dr. Baris Taskin
Drexel HKN Faculty Roast
2013
Dr. Pramod
Abichandani
Dr. James
Shackleford
Dr. Andrew
Cohen
Melissa
Ayers
Dr. Yon
Visell
Drexel HKN Faculty Roast
2013
Kathy Bryant
Tanita Chappelle
Taif Choudhury
Chad Morris
Amy Ruymann
Phyllis Watson
Dr. Gail Rosen has acquired tenure status
Dr. Baris Taskin was awarded the IEEE Delaware
Valley Young Electrical Engineer of the Year
Award
Dr. Edwin Gerber Celebrates Six Decades at
Drexel
Drexel HKN Faculty Roast
2013