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who lnows
January 2025
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Introduction
Of course, she loves her pink bunny slippers. She had that tint of craziness
in her soul that made her believe she could actually make a difference. Thirty
years later, she still thought it was okay to put the toilet paper roll under rather
than over. He was the type of guy who liked Christmas lights on his house
in the middle of July. The tumbleweed refused to tumble but was more than
willing to prance. The changing of down comforters to cotton bedspreads always
meant the squirrels had returned. There have been days when I wished to be
separated from my body, but today wasn’t one of those days. The beach was
crowded with snow leopards. David subscribes to the ”stuff your tent into the
bag” strategy over nicely folding it. The fact that there’s a stairway to heaven
and a highway to hell explains life well. He stepped gingerly onto the bridge
knowing that enchantment awaited on the other side. He was willing to find
the depths of the rabbit hole in order to be with her. I am happy to take your
donation; any amount will be greatly appreciated. Doris enjoyed tapping her
nails on the table to annoy everyone. Weather is not trivial - it’s especially
important when you’re standing in it. It was getting dark, and we weren’t there
yet. She had a habit of taking showers in lemonade. He had a vague sense
that trees gave birth to dinosaurs. Although it wasn’t a pot of gold, Nancy was
still enthralled at what she found at the end of the rainbow. He decided waterskiing on a frozen lake wasn’t a good idea. 25 years later, she still regretted
that specific moment. She always had an interesting perspective on why the
world must be flat. The team members were hard to tell apart since they all
wore their hair in a ponytail. She moved forward only because she trusted that
the ending she now was going through must be followed by a new beginning.
They decided to plant an orchard of cotton candy. I honestly find her about
as intimidating as a basket of kittens. He wondered if she would appreciate his
toenail collection. I love eating toasted cheese and tuna sandwiches. It’s much
more difficult to play tennis with a bowling ball than it is to bowl with a tennis
ball. The glacier came alive as the climbers hiked closer. Acres of almond trees
lined the interstate highway which complimented the crazy driving nuts. The
stranger officiates the meal. Excitement replaced fear until the final moment.
A good example of a useful vegetable is medicinal rhubarb. You should never
take advice from someone who thinks red paint dries quicker than blue paint.
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She was sad to hear that fireflies are facing extinction due to artificial light,
habitat loss, and pesticides. He took one look at what was under the table and
noped the hell out of there. The two walked down the slot canyon oblivious to
the sound of thunder in the distance. Joe discovered that traffic cones make
excellent megaphones. The external scars tell only part of the story. Standing
on one’s head at job interviews forms a lasting impression. They got there
early, and they got really good seats. A song can make or ruin a person’s day
if they let it get to them. The manager of the fruit stand always sat and only
sold vegetables. There was coal in his stocking and he was thrilled. Jim liked
driving around town with his hazard lights on. It’s not often you find a soggy
banana on the street. She was too busy always talking about what she wanted
to do to actually do any of it. Charles ate the french fries knowing they would
be his last meal. I met an interesting turtle while the song on the radio blasted
away.
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