ROAST Okay, so like, Nick Carraway from the Great Gatsby? More like Nick Carrowaste-my-time, am I right? Dude's about as exciting as watching paint dry. While Gatsby's throwing epic parties and Daisy's all charm and drama, Nick's just there, narrating like he's reading us a bedtime story. And don't get me started on his moral compass—it's like he lost it in the lost and found of life. He's like that one kid who's always around but never really part of the cool crowd. You know, the one who hangs out at parties but never really joins in on the fun. He's the human equivalent of beige paint, blending into the background while everyone else shines. Seriously, in a story full of colorful characters, Nick's the black-andwhite filter nobody asked for. He's like the extra in a movie who accidentally got a speaking role. If he were any more forgettable, he'd probably forget himself. TOAST Okay, guys, let's give it up for Nick Carraway! The unsung hero of the Great Gatsby! While Gatsby's busy throwing epic parties and Daisy's all about that drama, Nick's the chill dude just trying to make sense of it all. Seriously, he's like the wise sage in the background, keeping it real while everyone else is caught up in the madness. He's the one who sees through all the glitter and glam and reminds us what's really important. Nick's like the quiet rock we all need in our lives, you know? He's not flashy or loud, but he's always there when you need him. And let's not forget his honesty—dude always keeps it 100, even when it's tough. So here's to Nick Carraway, the realest guy in the Jazz Age! May we all learn a thing or two from his wisdom and integrity as we navigate the crazy rollercoaster of life. Cheers, Nick! I gave Nick a model car as a token of appreciation, symbolizing his role as the steady driver navigating through life's twists and turns. Just as a car represents movement and direction, Nick embodies reliability and guidance in the tumultuous world of the Great Gatsby. It's a reminder of his steadfast presence and the journey you've shared together, cruising through the ups and downs with him by your side. Plus, who wouldn't appreciate a cool little model car as a nod to their role as the unsung hero of the story? I brought cookies to Nick as a sweet gesture, symbolizing the warmth and comfort he brings into your life. Just like the cookies, Nick's presence adds a touch of sweetness to every moment, making even the darkest times a little bit brighter. It's a way of saying thank you for his kindness, support, and unwavering friendship. Plus, who can resist the joy of homemade cookies? It's a simple yet heartfelt way to show appreciation for his role as a trusted confidant and companion on life's journey.
