Neckbeard
Any human who regularly wears:
A pinstriped fedora
T-shirts with strange metallic looking mid 2000's
middle schooler student's idea of a tattoo designs
In-congruently flashy metal jewelry
Interests include My Little Pony: Friendship is
Magic, katanas, unrequited a!ection
Will refer to others as
sir/madam/m'lady/sire/miss/overly formal
honorifics
Frequently use the word "shall"
Many profile pictures poorly photoshopped to
change eye color and background to look more
"demonic"
Does not necessarily have to have a beard or any
facial hair, though it is typical.
Janet:
He's definitely nice, but his fedora and pony
collection lead me to believe he may be a
neckbeard.