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Appropriate for class sizes up to 30 students! Great to get students talking, laughing, and an8cipa8ng curriculum on the first day or week! What is the chemical formula for coffee? CoFe2 What is the chemical formula for a banana? BaNa2 What should do you do with a dead Chemist? Barium! What do you call a tooth in a glass of water? A one molar solu8on. What is "HIJKLMNO"? H2O Why did the bear dissolve in water? It was a polar bear Did you hear about the guy who read the book on an8-­‐
gravity? He couldn’t put it down. What do you call an educated tube? A graduated cylinder What do you call 2000 Mockingbirds? 2 Kilomockingbirds How does NASA organize a party? They Planet Why can’t you trust an atom? They make up everything How did the chemist know he told a bad joke? There was no reac8on Why do chemists like nitrates so much? They’re cheaper than day rates What did the student say when she heard that Oxygen and Magnesium went out on a date? OMg! What is a chemist’s favorite type of dog? A laboratory retriever Key What is the chemical formula for coffee? CoFe2 What is the chemical formula for a banana? BaNa2 What should do you do with a dead Chemist? Barium! What do you call a tooth in a glass of water? A one molar solu8on What is "HIJKLMNO”? H2O Why did the bear dissolve in water? It was polar Did you hear about the guy who read the book on an8-­‐gravity? He couldn’t put it down What do you call an educated tube? A graduated cylinder What do you call 2000 Mockingbirds? 2 Kilomockingbirds How does NASA organize a party? They planet Why can’t you trust an atom? They make up everything How did the chemist know he told a bad joke? There was no reac8on Why do chemists like nitrates so much? They’re cheaper than day rates What did the student say when she heard that Oxygen and Magnesium went out on a date? OMg! What is a chemist’s favorite type of dog? A laboratory retriever