(ominous music playing)
BATMAN: Black.
All important movies start
with a black screen.
And music.
Edgy, scary music
that would make
a parent or studio executive nervous.
And logos.
Really long and dramatic logos.
Warner Bros.
Why not "Warner Brothers"?
I don't know.
(thunder rumbling)
DC.
The house that Batman built.
Yeah, what, Superman?
Come at me, bro.
I'm your Kryptonite.
Hmm.
Not sure what RatPac does,
but that logo is macho.
I dig it.
Okay.
Get yourself ready for some
reading.
"If you want to make a world
a better place,
"take a look at yourself
and make a change.
"Hooo."
No, I said that.
Batman is very wise.
I also have huge pecs
and a nine-pack.
Yeah, I've got an extra ab.
Now, let's start the movie.
BILL: Gotham Tower.
This is McGuffin Airlines, Flight 1138.
We are transporting
11 million sticks of dynamite,
17,000 pounds of C-4,
about 150 cute little
classic bomb-type bombs,
and two best friends!
And request permission to fly over
the most crime-ridden city in the world.
Over.
I'm just looking at all the guys' faces
here in the control tower.
-I'm good.
-Sounds good to me.
-Do it!
-Yeah, as long as they're best friends.
-Thumbs up!
-Yep, I think we're cool with that.
(dramatic music playing)
LEAD CRIMINAL: Gentlemen,
seal breach in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1!
What was that?
-One of us should check it out.
-Okay.
BOTH: Scissors, paper, rock.
-Paper.
-Scissors.
Ha! You always do paper.
I'm a loser at home