Red Shoe Ban A Real Blow For The 5 Wearers Not
Already Banned From All Licenced Premises in WA
By Belle January 9, 2023
Yesterday, Bar1 in Hillarys announced that red shoes will be banned from their
nightclub in what can only be seen as an attempt to de-eshay their establishment and
remove 90% of unwanted shadow boxing from roided-up blokes with manbags.
While novel in theory, the ban has failed to make much of an impact given it will only
extend to about 5 individuals who wear red shoes and are still permitted to enter a
licenced premise in WA. We spoke to a red shoe enthusiast who told The Times,
“Pfft, nice try Bar1 but I still got 9 months on my prohibition notice n that. Can’t step
foot on a licensed premises cos I through a Cruiser at a bouncer and that. This ban is
nuufink”
However, we tracked down a red shoe wearer who wasn’t currently barred. He said
the ban was discrimination, adding,
“No illchay lad, they just mad at all my ashcay ay, bunch of gronks. Bunch of haters
hating on my style lad. Ayyy, what size shoe are you lad??”
After a brief skirmish, the young man abandoned his mission to relieve me of my
shoes. Instead fielding a call from his mum where he told her to f***off.
A spokesperson for the WA police told The Times,
“It’s funny you mention it, almost everyone we’ve barred from
entering licenced premises in WA was wearing red shoes at the
time. We now have a dedicated red shoe unit to target the
troublemakers. It’s amazing, they carry around beacons for us,
on their feet!”