DEMYSTIFYING THE AC T S O F E - B O O K PUBLISHING E-Book Publishing Made Easy Oyedele Abimbola Ojeniyi Fantastic Publishers Copyright © 2022 Funtastic Publishers All rights reserved The characters and events portrayed in this book are fictitious. Any similarity to real persons, living or dead, is coincidental and not intended by the author. No part of this book may be reproduced, or stored in a retrieval system, or transmitted in any form or by any means, electronic, mechanical, photocopying, recording, or otherwise, without express written permission of the publisher. ISBN: 9798367753165 Cover design by: Funtastic Artist Library of Congress Control Number: 2018675309 Printed in Federal Republic of Nigeria This book is dedicated to the Almighty God who is the giver of life and strength to write this piece. Without commitment you will never start, but more importantly, without consistency, you will never finish. CONTENTS (DENZEL WASHINGTON, 2017) Title Page Copyright Dedication Epigraph Introduction CHAPTER ONE 1 CHAPTER TWO 4 CHAPTER THREE 6 CHAPTER FOUR 9 CHAPTER FIVE 13 CHAPTER SIX 16 CHAPTER SEVEN 18 CHAPTER EIGHT 21 CHAPTER NINE 25 CHAPTER TEN 27 CHAPTER ELEVEN 28 Acknowledgement 38 About The Author 39 INTRODUCTION Publishing traditionally refers to printed works, such as hard cover or soft cover books, newspapers, and magazines or other documents. Now there are many more options such as publishing online, in websites, print, CD, DVD, flash drives and other electronic storage devices, e-books and apps. In the past books were manually written without electronic aid and this is referred to as analogue. This was a tedious endeavour, initially done on tablets of stone, then hand written on paper, then on manual typewriters and finally on computers. The earlier versions took a long time to be published, but in recent times, book writing has entered a new era in which digital e-books has made book writing simple and easier in meeting both the aspirations and goals of the writer as well as impacting lives in a global setting. Now we are talking of the author directly publishing without the aid of the printing and publishing companies. This is were we are today. VII CHAPTER ONE INTRODUCTION TO BOOK A book is a medium for recording information in the form of writing or images, typically composed of many pages (made of papyrus, parchment, vellum, or paper) bound together and protected by a cover. The technical term for this physical arrangement is codex (plural, codices). In the history of hand-held physical supports for extended written compositions or records, the codex replaces its predecessor, the scroll. A single sheet in a codex is a leaf and each side of a leaf is a page. A book is a written or printed work consisting of pages glued or sewn together along one side and bound in covers. Looking at a book, you see that it is a putting together of ideas in a particular format. A book is a collection of ideas and information by someone that is meant to impact knowledge to whoever reads through. A book is a collection of ideas, views on a certain topic or story pertaining a certain person(s) put together in a written or audio format. You can add your own definition of a book to your notes, please. However, in this digital age the book is changing because we now have electronic books. Electronic books. E-books. This is the CRUX of this training. Electronic books are books that are accessed or read, from or 1 MR. OYEDELE ABIMBOLA OJENIYI DEMYSTIFYING THE ACTS OF E-BOOK PUBLISHING through an electronic gadget. Amazon pays royalties for your published books. They are books found on computer systems, in databases. We can read them, not by holding the physical printed hard copy in our hands, but by reading from a gadget (phone, laptop, tablets etc) that is, the book loaded on it. And you can publish any write up. We can search for more definitions or descriptions of electronic books and add to our notes. Who or What is an author? An author is someone whose written work has been published. In addition to producing published work, people who write are considered authors when they originate the ideas and content of their written work. Note that there is a subtle difference between an author and a writer. Now let us talk more on books. Types of Books In a broad sense Books can be classified into *Fictions and NonFiction. However for the purpose of our training, we shall classify Books in forms of production. So we have books classified as: Kindle/e-Books: Kindle can hold thousands of books at one time. With a kindle, this is easily made possible. Once your work is not published then you are a writer. Not to mention that it is lightweight in comparison to regular paperbacks. Now one subject that goes with books is publishing. That is one classification. Another is the: 2. E-book What is the e-book? What is publishing? Publishing is the job of editing, creating and marketing of written and recorded material and software. An example of publishing is creating copies of books for a mass audience. It means to make information and literature available for the public to view. Publishing involves the process of producing and distributing literature so that the public can have access to it. Amazon has made it easy to publish your books. More so, you publish by yourself and it is totally free and within minutes! An eBook is an electronic version of a traditional print book that can be read by using a personal computer or by using an eBook reader. Paper Backs: A paperback, also known as a soft-cover book, is a printed book that is bound together with glue and a cover made from flexible cardboard. There is no dust cover included on a paperback. Hard Cover book: A hardcover or hardback book is one bound with rigid protective covers. The beauty of it is that your published books which are immediately on World market and can be purchased from anywhere in the world. 2 3 DEMYSTIFYING THE ACTS OF E-BOOK PUBLISHING ISBN (Book) /ISSN (Serial used in journals): Peculiar number assigned to a particular book. CHAPTER TWO THE BASIC PARTS AND SECTIONS OF A BOOK. A book has basically 3 parts: 1. The front matter The preliminary areas in the book before the main part of the book. The cover page of the book; the title, the copyright page: This gives authorization to the author. Barcodes are found at the back cover of the book. Dedication: The reason with which a book has been written. Acknowledgement: Appreciation and recognition. Epigraph/Prologue Table of Content: This is the guide to the content of the book. This is very important especially for voluminous books. Introduction/Abstract should be written after the book has been completed, as it gives the summarizing idea of what the book is about. 2. The Interior: The main body of the book. Chapters; chapter 1 to the last chapter. 3. The Back Matter: Blurb or About the Book is a short description of the content of the book. Description of what the book is about. The back matter also contains information about the author written in a third person singular pattern. 4 5 DEMYSTIFYING THE ACTS OF E-BOOK PUBLISHING and a reader can understand what to look forward to. Female leading characters are more liked CHAPTER THREE THE BESTSELLERS Not surprisingly, novels that have female protagonists are more likely to win awards compared to books with intersex or male leads. Don’t lose focus To keep readers engaged, good authors focus 30% of their books on one or two topics – anything more can confuse the readers. A bestseller is a book or other media significantly noted for its top rated selling status, with bestseller lists published by newspapers, magazines, and book store chains. Some lists are broken down into classifications and specialties. An author may also be referred to as a bestseller if their work often appears in a list. Also it means a popular product and especially a book whose sales are among the highest of its class or category. Steps to make your EBook a best seller Here is a checklist that you can follow to write exceptional content to increase your chance of being featured as a bestseller novelist. Clear, concise and coherent To make your book more ‘readable’, write in a manner that your target audience is familiar with. For instance, if you are targeting young adults, don’t use jargons, words or phrases that are difficult to understand. Also, use fewer words in a sentence, and limit the use of semicolons and exclamation marks – although you are welcome to use question marks where they fit organically. An appealing title An author needs to put in a considerable amount of time when finalizing a novel’s title as it is the first impression for the content within. After all, a good title encompasses the essence of the book 6 For instance, 1/3rd of paragraphs written by John Grisham talk about the legal system while Danielle Steel is known for focusing on domestic life. Choose a genre that does well Selecting a good genre is very important; romantic novels account for 25% of all bestsellers and 40% of book sales on Amazon. Considering this, the time couldn’t be better for publishing a romantic masterpiece where the author speaks to the audience on an intimate level. Also, incorporating themes like death, marriage, doctors, presidents, work and school could increase your chances of writing a book that goes on to become fairly popular. Pick a perspective and stick to it This depends on the type of story and how you want to narrate it – as a third person or a first-person. A majority of bestsellers, i.e., 52%, are written from a third-person perspective while 39% are written from a first-person perspective. A good book editor is also essential. This article explains what a book editor really costs. Fiction or non-fiction Only 5% of bestsellers are based on actual events; the rest are fictional stories – however, sales of non-fiction stories have also increased by 28.4% from 2013 to 2017. This upwards trend shows that both can be viable fields, even though fictional stories have an edge in terms of being listed as 7 MR. OYEDELE ABIMBOLA OJENIYI bestsellers. Gender of the author As per bestsellers – female and male authors are represented on equal grounds, but a majority of nonfictional bestsellers are written by men. CHAPTER FOUR The takeaway here is that it’s important to write in a style that appeals to everyone – your piece should not be gender-specific unless that is your topic. INTRODUCTION TO ELECTRONIC BOOKS Strike while the iron is hot Your book’s launch date should be picked carefully; it’s generally not a good idea to launch during holiday seasons such as Christmas as you will have to compete with a lot of authors. For instance, if you want to launch a fictional Sci-Fi novel based on a superhero, you can align your launch before, during or after Comic-Con or other similar conventions. Take Care of the Disabled If your venue is appropriate for people with disabilities, there is a high chance that your sales would increase by 25%. Ensure that your launch event is wheelchair accessible, your website is userfriendly and your social media posts have good quality pictures. N ow let us talk about the concept of an electronic Book (eBook). An electronic book is published online and accessible in electronic format. It is a non-physical book which you can access with a laptop or other electronic devices. An electronic Book is a digital form of a printed book designed to be read on devices like computers, tablets, or smart-phones. E-books are vital marketing assets with multiple digital 'pages' that delivers information to its reader. In addition, they are often packaged as PDF documents so readers can share them. It can also be described as a book publication made available in the digital form or an electronic version of a printed book that can be read on a computer or a specifically designed handled device. Other ways to describe it include it is simply an electronic book, meaning an online soft copy as opposed to the traditional hard or physical copy. An eBook is an electronic version of a book. It can be read in computers, iPads and/ or phones. It is a book publication made available in digital form, consisting of text, images, or both, readable on the flat-panel display of computers or other electronic devices. Many online books can only be accessed with the permission of authorized users except the free version is available for public use. It is high time we broadened our minds! Go for what works in order to remain relevant. It has become an electronic world. 8 9 MR. OYEDELE ABIMBOLA OJENIYI How does it differ from a Paperback? An eBook is a text presented in a format which enables it to be read on a computer or handled device. An eBook is a non-editable book that is converted and published online so it could be read on the computer or handled devices. Paperback is a book published in print form with a soft cover. It is an eBook that is bound with a soft covering as opposed to hard cover binding. A paperback book can be published online. But if published as an electronic book only, no printable form will be in circulation. Only electronic copy will be available. A paperback book can have an electronic version, thus available as an eBook but because it has a printed version, it is simply called paperback book. When you publish a paperback book, you can order copies of the book in prints from Amazon. However, your book can have both versions which can be linked together. So, people will have a choice of what copy they desire. What can we say are the advantages of eBook? DEMYSTIFYING THE ACTS OF E-BOOK PUBLISHING 7. Audio quality feature: This allows people to listen to e-books if they are busy to read while driving. 8. Environmentally friendly option: It totally eliminates paper printing process, saving printing cost. 9. Affordable in the long run: Cost is much less than printed books, no paperback covers, no printing, no packaging cost and no shipping. What is ISBN? An ISBN is International Standard Book Number. A printed book without ISBN cannot be put in a Library. An eBook does not necessarily need an ISBN but a paperback needs one for identification in library, as you sell, publish etc. It was created in 1970 to define each work. It's often a 13-digit number. The first 3 digits in the 13 digit code usually refers to the region eg 978 is for US as in +234 in phone is for Nigeria. No two books can have same ISBN. Before 2007 they were 10 digits, but now 13 digits. 1. One device, many books: It is portable and light weight. One does not have to worry about storage limit or space. Contents of an eBook 2. Accessible & Convenient: It can be downloaded and stored for later use in our different devices. 2. Copyright 3. Easy update: Contents are mostly cloud based (it can be updated at any time); hence provide users with latest digital content. This saves reprinting costs and time involved in the process. 4. Easy to share: EBook can be shared with multiple users at once which is not possible with printed books. Students and employee can use this feature to collaborate with their peers. 5. Augmented reality experience: Texts and images can be augmented with 3-dimensional visual (3D) model of age, which makes reading and learning a more immersive experience. 6. Easy vision: e-Readers can adjust the brightness of the screen according to the time of day. 10 1. Title page 3. Dedication 4. Epigraph 5. Table of contents 6. Preface 7. Introduction 8. Prologue 9. Forward 10. Chapters 11. Books by the author 12. About the author 11 MR. OYEDELE ABIMBOLA OJENIYI 13. Books in this series 14. Praise for author 15. Afterward 16. Acknowledgement CHAPTER FIVE INTRODUCTION TO BOOK TEMPLATES AND FORMATTING D ocument formatting refers to the way a document is laid out on the page—the way it looks and is visually organized—and it addresses things like margins, spacing, font size, presentation (like bold or italics), columns, font selection, indentation, alignment, etc. Note that the above definition refers to formatting of texts or documents. The way you arrange the content of your document is formatting. The font size. The margins whether wide or narrow The characters Whether bold, italics etc. In short, the way you arrange your document is what formatting is all about. To publish e-Books, Amazon does not just accept manuscripts in any form. So you have to know how to format your manuscript/notes to be accepted by Amazon. Your manuscripts before it can be accepted by Amazon must take a certain pattern and form. All that being said, we shall now be taking the first step of formatting your documents for e- Book Publishing on Amazon. 12 13 MR. OYEDELE ABIMBOLA OJENIYI At this point you will need a Computer to carry out the exercise.. This exercise will be our first practical and it will form our assignment for today. DEMYSTIFYING THE ACTS OF E-BOOK PUBLISHING Formatting your e-book using the customized Createspace template. Oxford Dictionary definition: You need to work with a Word Document please. If you use your phone and do not get the results we want, kindly know why. Thank you. A template is a shaped piece of rigid material used as a pattern for processes such as cutting out, shaping, or drilling. Steps for formatting manuscript for e- book publishing. A writing template is a guide that a writer follows while writing an article, a book, a letter, essay, etc. A template aims to help the writer follow a specific structure and write faster. Writing templates are important because they can save you lots of time if you're a beginner. (Google) Open and place your manuscript on Microsoft Word Document. Have the notes from this class dropped (typed) onto a Word Document page. You can copy and paste it there. Step 2 - Go to, or Click Page Layout > Drop down menu shows Margins, Orientation, Size and Columns. Click on Size > Go the bottom of the drop down and click on More Paper Sizes’ What is a template in writing? This is a prototype, what you follow and example of what you want to use. It is a structure that writer and author follows while writing. On the Dialogue Box, under Paper Size, adjust Width to either 6” OR 15.24 cm Height to either 9” OR 22.86 cm. Go to the bottom of the Dialogue Box and click ok I give 3 minutes to see who will format and drop a screenshot of the formatted first two pages or more, of their notes tonight! Drop Screenshot of formatted notes to 6 inches by 9 inches now. First to drop screenshot? Open your laptop or desktop. Open a Blank page or file. Type in your class notes onto the page. Or copy from your phone and paste the notes there. When you have a page or two pages typed, proceed to do the exercise. Do step 2, 3, 4 etc till you get to click ok. What is a template? An important term - Template. Basic practical steps of formatting your eBook. 14 15 DEMYSTIFYING THE ACTS OF E-BOOK PUBLISHING lists. It is already in the accepted format and template required by Amazon. CHAPTER SIX FORMATTING YOUR EBOOK WITH A CREATESPACE CUSTOMIZED TEMPLATE Amazon uses the trim size 6 x 9, for computer templates in centimeters: width: 21.59cm to 15.24cm Height 27.94cm to 22.886m. However, the above Amazon template can be used without adjusting as it already is in the required format. In preparing our notes, we must follow the above stipulated template, and certain elements for Amazon to accept it, namely: 1. Cover page 2. Copyright page F ormatting your manuscripts properly helps to improve prospective customer or buyer experience which eventually leads to good reviews and which in turn boosts your book's sales. No buyer will value a quality content book without proper formatting and editing. There are many word editing tools you can use to format and convert your books to the various formats that Amazon and Createspace accept for their kindle and paperback books. You can use tools like Microsoft Word, etc. to format and convert your books to these required formats. I will give you a step by step guide with screenshots on how use MS Word 2007, 2010, 2013, 2016 and later versions to edit, format, proofread, insert header and footer texts, generate table of contents automatically and convert your kindle and paperback book interiors or manuscripts from docx to htm (for kindle Ebook) and pdf (for paperback) file formats which are among the accepted book interior formats. 3. Dedication, acknowledgement 4. Introduction 5. Body (or chapters) 6. Back (about the author) Also note that the order above is not sacrosanct, as you may alter the order from items 3 to 5. Your book must be 24 pages or more in the above stipulated format. You must be creative in preparing or writing your book. Don’t forget you must give your book a title. A title of your choice which should prepare your audience on what to expect when your book is purchased. Formatting This is the layout of your template. This is quite technical and attention should be paid while using the Amazon format. This is the way your document looks and is visually organised. In formatting, things like font selection, font size, presentation (bold or italics), spacing, margins, alignment, columns, indentation, 16 17 DEMYSTIFYING THE ACTS OF E-BOOK PUBLISHING CHAPTER SEVEN CREATING A KINDLE DIRECT PUBLISHING (KDP) ACCOUNT A mazon KDP has taken the publishing world by storm. For the first time in history, authors can self-publish a book with the click of the button – and Amazon Kindle Direct Publishing has made the process more accessible than ever. CREATING A KDP ACCOUNT In fact, it’s pretty easy to publish your book on KDP, which is why it’s caught on so rapidly, especially for those who found traditional publishing to be a roadblock in their author journey. the next thing to do is to create a kindle direct publishing (kdp) account on Amazon by following the step by step process outlined below. But, the process can be overwhelming – especially if you want to make sure you’re doing it correctly from beginning to end, from book formatting to book launch. There are fourteen steps to creating a Kindle Digital Publishing (KDP) account. The KDP platform is the platform used by AMAZON for electronic publishing. In this complete guide to all things Kindle Direct Publishing, we’ll walk you through the process on how to publish a book using Amazon’s KDP, starting with how to properly format your book files. The fourteen steps can be categorized into two parts. By the end of this KDP guide, you will have your book available in the Kindle Store, and ready to get into the hands of your readers. After using the above principles and guide to write an eBook, The Part I involve signing up and verification of your account for new users or signing in for existent account holders. Part II involves the filling of author’s information, tax information and bank details. How to create an account on KDP 1: Open your browser. 2: Type the link kdp.amazon.com 3: Click on sign up 4: Click create account 5: Then verify your account 6: An OTP will be sent to you 18 19 MR. OYEDELE ABIMBOLA OJENIYI 7: Enter it 8: This would take you to a form where you need to fill your details. 9: Where you see postal code, please Google your local government code (the place you reside.) and fill it there. 10: Fill your USA account number if you have one. CHAPTER EIGHT ADVANCED FORMATTING USING KINDLE CREATE APP 11: If you don’t have one, click on “I do not have a US account number” 12: Fill the tax verification form. 13: Sign electronically by inputting your full name (the same name you used to open the kdp account). 14: Submit, and you are done. The following link says more about opening a KDP account: T he Advanced type of formatting is more professional than the basic type described in the previous chapter. This advanced type transforms your work, using an app. In this case, it is the Kindle Create App. https://youtu.be/sghSYZDUorE The tax verification requires filling in your Tax Identification Number (TIN). If you don’t have your TIN number, then go to the interview section. You can choose to download the pdf report of the tax application when you finish Steps in using the Kindle Create app in editing The Kindle Create App should first be downloaded from the Kindle Direct Publishing website. It should be noted that the Kindle Create app cannot be installed into a Personal Computer (PC) or system that is not 64bit configuration. Don't use PC with 32bit configuration. When you install Kindle Create App (installer) it will hang for some time prompting you to accept restart or cancel. 20 21 MR. OYEDELE ABIMBOLA OJENIYI If you choose any of the two options none will work. To solve this problem, you either press (Control + Alt + Delete) buttons on your keyboard to get a task manager menu to end the hanging (if you are skilled up to that extent) or alternatively shut/restart your PC. Put on your PC again and the problem of hanging Kindle Create App initial start-up is solved. Next is to run Kindle Create App by choosing option RUN AS ADMINISTRATOR (not OPEN) and you are good to go. Next is to open the Kindle Create app and click the “Create new” at the upper right side of the page. Then click “Choose” in the lower right corner of the page. This takes you to another page there you can click on “Choose file”. This brings up the menu from the computer that allows you to select the pre-prepared unformatted file that you want to format. The selected file will then be uploaded and opened in the Kindle Create app. Note also that in the current version of Kindle Create App, the top right last button is not PUBLISH (as in the previous version) but it's now GENERATE in the new version of Kindle Create app we are using. It's the generate button that brings out your kpf file you MUST save to enable you have same kpf file uploaded to your kdp.amazon.com account for particular book you intend to publish. How do I use Kindle Create app to format my raw file will be your next question? This is the answer. First watch the available tutorial videos or read the tutorials provided in the Kindle Create app. Either will show that after you have run the Kindle Create app as ADMIN, Choose DOC downright button then browse to locate your kpf file you had saved. Click OPEN wait for KC App to do it's work. You will see that at the end of her job done it will give you two options either to REJECT or ACCEPT her arrangement. I will add you reject it. However, if you had previously determined the number of chapters, and what is suggested on the left side is 22 DEMYSTIFYING THE ACTS OF E-BOOK PUBLISHING correct, then you can accept. Now you have a job to do. If your choice was rejecting her arrangement scroll to first chapter of you updated manuscript click at the back of your first letter say C your cursor will be blinking there behind the first letter then go up left menu of you KC app then click last right option (I think is File) then go down there click CONTENTS scroll up on that same FILE menu then click INSERT. Your chapter 1 has been entered into your table of contents. Next go to your right side of you KC app look for three buttons tagged CHAPTER, SUB-........ and A..... PARAGRAPH. You are almost done. Next go to chapter first letter click behind it again as you did for the first chapter while the cursor is blinking there now click on CHAPTER at your right side, chapter two is added to your table of contents. For sub-headings under your chapters put the cursor behind the first letter as usual while it is blinking there clicks the second button Sub..... under CHAPTERS button, it will insert this sub-heading into the proper place for you. Lastly, look out for everyone first letter of your paragraphs. Highlight the first letter not putting the cursor behind like we did in first two instances. While the highlighted letter is ON go to third button under PARAGRAPHS click on it, it will give you the large bold letter you will appreciate in the arrangement or formatting/ preparation of your work. Remember to use the same button for all you have done. It is advisable to save bit by bit as you progress. To this till all chapters are formatted. The go to the menu on the left side and click on front matter. The following options will appear in the drop down 1. Title page 2. Copyright 3. Dedication 4. Epigraph 5. Table of contents 23 MR. OYEDELE ABIMBOLA OJENIYI 6. Preface 7. Introduction 8. Prologue 9. Forward CHAPTER NINE The author can click on whichever option, copy and paste the required information or type them there. CREATING YOUR COVER PAGE, UPLOADING AND PUBLISHING YOUR EBOOK. Next is to look at the menu below and click on back matter. The following options will appear The author can click on whichever option, copy and paste the required information or type them there. Difference between the kpf file and pdf file The kpf file is what is produced by the Kindle Create app. It is different from a pdf file. 1. After formatting your manuscripts with your Kindle create software, it converts it to a kpf file. L earning how to publish an E-book can be pretty painful without the right process. Writing and publishing a book successfully by itself is a challenge. 2. It is the kpf file you'd be expected to upload on your kdp.amazon.com account as your manuscript. But with kindle direct publishing, Amazon publishing, and other forms of self-publishing at your disposal, publishing an E-book can even be easy—with our help. 3. During the publishing of your paperback, upon uploading the kpf file. During the preview, it is at that point you're to download you'd kdp PDF preview proof copy. We get how much information is out there about learning how to publish an E-book. 4. You cannot view the kpf file - it can only be read by the kdp software. Stop trying to view the kpf file 5. You can view the kdp PDF preview proof copy. So how do you know what’s legit? How do you position your E-book to sell in the current times of millions of E-books available online? And how do you sell your E-book effectively? Here are the steps for how to publish an E-book: 24 1. Write a strong book 2. Create an Amazon KDP account 3. Format your E-book for publishing 4. Upload your E-book to KDP 5. Choose your E-book publish date 6. Build your book launch team 7. Create hype for your E-book 25 MR. OYEDELE ABIMBOLA OJENIYI 8. Publish your E-book 9. Create emphasis for it on your site CHAPTER TEN MONETIZATION AND TRAINING T he main focus of this chapter is how we Learn and Earn. How to pass the baton to others, teaching them how to fish. During the Master Class we were taught that having gained so much knowledge we should be able to run with it and impact same in others. We could start with a little introduction or a sincere profile introducing one self, making them comfortable. Make them feel your excitement to pass this knowledge to them. Don’t be apologetic, speak and teach with passion. Be prompt; ensure there is no advert, no compromise in the class. Engage them, call their names to bridge the gap, use the reward system, and reward the active and intelligent ones. While we engage them we should not forget to be humble and punctual. We must be on time. We must also be passionate about the program, about changing lives. We should reminisce and relishing on the training experience that we got from the Master Class, this would in turn spoor them to look forward to it as well. 26 27 DEMYSTIFYING THE ACTS OF E-BOOK PUBLISHING Those among us who in spite of having a good life are always feeling a "lack of fulfillment" are actually looking for the elusive, missing, non-existent Goat No.3. CHAPTER ELEVEN WORDS OF OGAPATAPATA ON MABLE Whatever the area of complaint or dissatisfaction, relationship, job-satisfaction, finance, achievements, An absence of something is always larger than the presence of many other things. Let's Stop worrying about goat No.3 n enjoy the life. Life would be so much happier without the worries. M Have a blessed Day. ISSING GOAT, UNDERSTANDING ILLUSION - Theory of the Missing Goat The Missing Goat!? It all started one lazy Sunday afternoon in a small town near Toronto in Canada. Two school-going friends had a crazy idea. They rounded up three goats from the neighborhood and painted the numbers 1, 2 and 4 on their sides. That night they let the goats loose inside their school building. The next morning, when the authorities entered the school, they could smell something was wrong. They soon saw goat droppings on the stairs and near the entrance and realized that some goats had entered the building. A search was immediately launched and very soon, the three goats were found. But the authorities were worried, where was goat No. 3? They spent the rest of the day looking for goat No.3. The school declared classes off for the students for the rest of the day. The teachers, helpers, guards, canteen staffs, boys were all busy looking for the goat No. 3, which, of course, was never found. Simply because it did not exist. 28 And don't let the nonexistent imaginary goat number 3 wastes your time and happiness. Enjoy life with what you have and who you are. THE RICH FOOL & POOR IDIOT These are frightening description, not when my good friend, Joe Agbro, a seasoned journalist recently posted quoting Albert Camus, that, *"It's a kind of spiritual snobbery that makes people think they can be happy without money."* How correct or wrong isn't my concern, as much as it aligns with the saying of the wisest and richest man whoever lived, besides Jesus Christ - Solomon Jesse, I quote; *"money is the answer to everything."* (Ecc. 10:19). MENTIONING MONEY IRRITATES AN AVERAGE MAN, YET No fewer than majority who started reading this post would have quitted the moment I mentioned money. And those still reading, majorly are already irritated. I doubt if up to 25% of those who saw and started to read this charger (changer), would read to the end. Strangely, what irritates most men, they are actually in love with it, no wonder, the next popular quote to that of King Solomon Jesse, was made by brother Paul when he said; *"the love of money is the root of all evil"* (1Timothy 6:10). MEN LOVE (LIKE) MONEY, SO WHY DOES IT IRRITATE THEM? The lack of money and the torment of that lack had taken 29 MR. OYEDELE ABIMBOLA OJENIYI most men through, makes them to adopt the outward concept to disdain and be irritated by the mere mentioning of money. And to crown their failings, they painfully, find themselves hating and disdaining those in possession of money. Somehow, those in possession of money, wouldn't help matters too, as they intentionally live the bigger than life, lifestyle backed by swelling arrogance, a decent into idolizing money. The aforementioned, is the background to this treatise, *THE RICH FOOL AND POOR IDIOT*. If you're still reading, I'd be shocked if you continue to the end. Notwithstanding, I'd continue to finish my part of this business, which is to liberate you. DEMYSTIFYING THE ACTS OF E-BOOK PUBLISHING THE POOR IDIOT Is that man or woman who relishes in poverty and discards anything that will liberate them. Unlike the rich fool, the poor idiot lives in contrast daily hoping and wishing for money, besides a dying love for money, yet unconsciously disdaining money and doing nothing to make money. Desiring the dainty of the rich, yet ignoring the path to riches. THE RICH FOOL By their believe system and lifestyle, they live at variance to anything attractive and attracting money. Wishful and hopeful thinkers. They live increasingly under the torment of the lack of money, they so love and adore, that had remained elusive to them. My Mentor told the next story to elaborate; who the rich fool was and is. He said; Such lifestyles, could best be described as idiocies and idiotically anachronistic. "The ground of a certain rich man yielded an abundant harvest. He thought to himself, ‘What shall I do? I have no place to store my crops.’ JOURNEYING TOWARDS WRECKAGE “Then he said, ‘This is what I’ll do. I will tear down my barns and build bigger ones, and there I will store my surplus grain. And I’ll say to myself, “You have plenty of grain laid up for many years. Take life easy; eat, drink and be merry. But God said to him, ‘You fool! This very night your life will be demanded from you. Then who will get what you have prepared for yourself?’ “This is how it will be with whoever stores up things for themselves but is not rich toward God.” (Luke 12:16-21). Hope you read that, the rich man bereft of character and Godliness, is classified here as a fool. Such people become so rich to discredit the existence of God and so are promoters of all manners of ungodliness and anything that goes against the will of God. David Jesse, the father to Solomon Jesse, said; *"The fool says in his heart, “There is no God.”* (Psalm 14:1). Now you can identify, the rich fool, what about the poor idiot? The rich fool and poor idiots, are journeying towards wreckage in a wrecked voyage. As the former openly displays his love for money, the latter is dying from the love of money. THE RECOMMENDED PATH I would want to conclude with the admonition of brother Paul; "Godliness with contentment is great gain. For we brought nothing into this world, and it is certain we can carry nothing out. And having food and raiment let us be therewith content. But they that will be rich fall into temptation and a snare, and into many foolish and hurtful lusts, which drown men in destruction and perdition. For the love of money is the root of all evil: which while some coveted after, they have erred from the faith, and pierced themselves through with many sorrows"* (1Timothy 6:6-7). Note, this fact; "Riches will do you no good on the day you face death, but honesty can save your life." (Proverbs 11:4). From the staples of the lone voice crying in the wilderness. Solomon Okpa (Ogapatapata) 30 31 MR. OYEDELE ABIMBOLA OJENIYI DEMYSTIFYING THE ACTS OF E-BOOK PUBLISHING WHO SHOULD PROPOSE - YOU AND THE FAT (LEAN) COW* MISERABLE? "They laid off 20 top shots today from my organization" Honey pie. As I listened to her, she continued, "including one highly problematic chap, thank God he got a house of his own". There and then I plunged into a ponder mode, before I knew it, I was carried away by sleep. Once upon a time, in a faraway land, there lived a Chinese wise man and his disciple. One day during their travels, they saw a hut in the distance. As they approached it, they realized that it was occupied, in spite of its extremely poor appearance. WASHING AND THINKING I woke up, as usual trapped in prayers, for that has remained my routine as every other thing seemed failing. That done, I visited the car and washing and thinking, I remembered why I wrote the book, BEFORE THE EVIL DAY COMES - YOU MUST BE PREPARED. I remembered I wrote, "as an employee, 5 things are likely to happen to you: ᬵ ᬵ ᬵ ᬵ ᬵ You may be promoted You may be demoted You may resign You may be sacked You may die in the course of service" I next admonished that "before you take up any job, be prepared for the five possibilities". So yesterday, 20 among several others were sacked. In my instance, I resigned from a fat paying job over 10 years ago and I've never looked back. You know since I encountered that 5 possibilities, i don't get myself trapped to anyone, as the underlying would show you the dangers. WHAT ABOUT YOU? Are you the fat or lean cow? Which are you? And which are you romancing with or have you proposed to? The underlying story should quicken and reawaken you. I have copied to share because of you, so carefully read and share To Whom It May Concern, as it concerns You THE STORY BEGINS IS THERE A COW IN YOUR LIFE THAT IS KEEPING YOU 32 In that desolate place where there were no crops and no trees, a man lived with his wife, three young children and a thin, tired cow. Since they were hungry and thirsty, the wise man and his disciple stopped for a few hours and were well received. At one point, the wise man asked: “This is a very poor place; far away from anything._ _How do you survive?” “You see that cow? That’s what keeps us going,” said the head of the family. “She gives us milk, some of it we drink and some we turn into cheese. When there is extra, we go into the city and exchange the milk and cheese for other types of food. That’s how we survive.” The wise man thanked them for their hospitality and left. When he reached the first bend in the road, he said to his disciple: “Go back, get the cow, take her to the cliff in front of us, and push her off.” The disciple could not believe what he was hearing. “I cannot do that, master! How can you be so ungrateful? The cow is all they have. If I throw it off the cliff, they will have no way of surviving. Without the cow, they will all die!” The wise man, an elderly Chinese man, took a deep breath and repeated the order:“Go ahead. Push the cow off the cliff.” Though outraged at what he was being asked to do, the disciple had to obey his master. He returned to the hut and quietly led the animal to the edge of the cliff and pushed. The cow fell down the cliff and died. As the years passed by, remorse for what he had done never left the disciple. One spring day, the guilt became too much to bear and he left the wise man and returned to that little shack. He wanted to find out what had happened to that family, to help them 33 DEMYSTIFYING THE ACTS OF E-BOOK PUBLISHING MR. OYEDELE ABIMBOLA OJENIYI out, apologize, or somehow make amends. Upon rounding a turn in the road, he could not believe what his eyes were showing him. In place of the poor shack, there was a beautiful house with trees all around, a swimming pool, several cars in the garage, a satellite dish, and more. Three good-looking teenagers and their parents were celebrating their first million dollars. The heart of the disciple froze. What could have happened to the family? Without a doubt, they must have been starving to death and forced to sell their land and leave. At that moment, the disciple thought they must all be begging on the street corners of some city. He approached the house and asked a man that was passing by, about the whereabouts of the family that had lived there several years before. “You are looking at it,” said the man, pointing to the people gathered around the barbecue. Unable to believe what he was hearing, the disciple walked through the gate and took a few steps closer to the pool where he recognized the man from several years before, only now he was strong and confident, the woman was happy, and the children were now good looking teenagers. He was dumbfounded, and went over to the man and asked: “What happened?* I was here with my teacher a few years ago and this was a miserable place. There was nothing. What did you do to improve your lives in such a short time?” The man looked at the disciple, and replied with a smile: “We had a cow that kept us alive. She was all we had. But one day she fell down the cliff and died. To survive, we had to start doing other things, develop skills we didn’t even know we had. And so, because we were forced to come up with new ways of doing things, we are now much better off than before.” My question is, WHO OR WHAT IS THAT ‘COW’ IN YOUR LIFE THAT YOU NEED TO PUSH OFF THE CLIFF? Many a time, we have let our dependence on certain people, things or situation, create a comfort zone and limit us from achieving greater things. Personally, I am very ‘cautious’ in nature and it 34 takes me a lot to let go and climb to another level. You may feel terrible at first, but in the end, it will all be worth it. From the conversation in the end, the man says that they had to develop skills and do other things when their only ‘source of survival was dead’. At times we need to lose that job to realize that we can actually do well in business. Sometimes that business needs to fail, to realize that we can do well in other things. Sometimes a situation in our lives may have to fail for us to realize that we deserve and can get better. Is there a cow in your life that is keeping you miserable? If so, push that cow down the cliff and please do not be tempted to go after it! Have I talked to someone? Have you learned something? What's that cow that's holding you? Will you push that cow down the cliff? From the staples of the lone voice crying in the wilderness THE BREAD OF SORROW (That's a lot of people's daily meal) Let me start this treatise from the questions you'd need to answer ahead: Because of what to eat and drink, Aren't you tired of sitting on a dinning table, eating and being insulted? Aren't you tired of a job, where daily you're insulted, molested, used, abused and fed the bread of sorrow after all? You'd need to answer these and more ahead. Read. DON'T BECOME A FINANCIAL DISGRACE I recall my late boss told me sometimes ago in his office, that; "Solomon, may your financial condition not shut your mouth from speaking in the midst of your peers". HOW MANY MOUTHS HAVE BEEN SHUT BY VIRTUE OF THEIR FINANCIAL INEPTITUDE? 35 MR. OYEDELE ABIMBOLA OJENIYI Quite a lot. Some women have become slaves to their husbands, husbands reduced next to nothing because of financial incapacitation. A lot enslaved by their landlords because of rental indebtedness. I recall an assistant telling me how his younger ones have been pulled from school because of financial incapacitation. Young ladies dropping their dignity for a piece of bread. Young boys trailing sugar mummies, because of a piece of bread. WHAT IS THIS BREAD OF SORROW? When you loose your position of authority and you're trapped under the mercy of others, who now accommodate you, cloth you, feed you and have taken over your life. You're reduced worthless of personal preference and decision. You live next like a beggar and prostitute. Your wife is the one running your home, and daily you're fed the bread of sorrow. You've lost shame. On the other hand, your husband treats you like a piece of rag, because he's held you rampage by your financial incapacitation. Your partner has become an idol, because without them, you can do nothing you're like a prisoner, your freedom is lost to your incapacitation. Children starts to feed on this bread of sorrow from wicked occultist of parents. Who deprive them of proper education. Some would go the extra mile, as if in a factory, impregnating women and unleashing abandoned children. Those who majorly end up touts, hooligans, prostitutes and societal menace. Why won't they? When from birth they've been fed the bread of sorrow. REDUCED BY RELIGION TO BEASTS Yes the bread of sorrow on the side of religion is disheartening. Men reduced by religious ineptitude and have become shameless living on gifts and rewards. Many now have their wives overworked to cater for the homes. I've always maintained, that God didn't meant his house a place where you go and sleep or succour yourself, when others are sweating it out on the street - it's meant to be a place of worship. 36 DEMYSTIFYING THE ACTS OF E-BOOK PUBLISHING He first gave you the life to live and within it to serve him and not to abandon the former to become passive, idle, unproductive and a societal nuisance. Because of your financial incapacitation. HOW DO YOU MANAGE TO CONTINUALLY EAT THE BREAD OF SORROW? Aren't you tired, of continually sexually abused because of what to eat and drink? Aren't you tired of sitting on a dinning table, eating and being insulted? Aren't you tired of a job, where daily you're insulted, molested, used, abused and fed the bread of sorrow after all? You're daily living a life of hide and seek. A lady had to quit her job, with fat pay but packed with unhealthiness. There you are, managing nonsense. And so turning everything around you to nonsense. Your spouse have lost their respect. Your children are treated like a piece of rag, because you've shamelessly continued to feast of the bread of sorrow. Some women now forced into sexual sins, all to earn the bread of sorrow. THERE'S A WAY OUT Jesus gave an illustration of one of your kind. He called him the prodigal son. A child from a wealthy home, who ended dragging swine's meal with them. Until he spoke with himself. So speak to yourself. "I will return to my father, I will beg him. Father accept me even as a servant. I know you'd treat me best". Guess what, the young man ended being celebrated. You must do same by recognition of the horror of the bread of sorrow. Look for a proper job. Return to God and plead for mercy and God, your Creator would turn the table around. You'd become creative, industrious, productive and your respect and honour restored. Home and abroad. From the staples of the lone voice crying in the wilderness. https://www.facebook.com/A-Lone-Voice-Crying-inthe-Wilderness 37 ACKNOWLEDGEMENT ABOUT THE AUTHOR Oyedele Abimbola Ojeniyi I will like to appreciate and acknowledge the contributions and efforts of my Basic Training Coach; MC Adetoun Adebisi Oyelude who initiated and ensured my enrolment in this training. I also acknowledge my Ogapatapata for taking pain to thoroughly administer the pills of reorientation of my mind towards success; this is absolutely appreciated sir. I appreciate my wife and two boys for their understanding during the period of this training; it was worthwhile. To my group of 6 members and everyone who contributed towards the successful publication of this piece; I say thank you so much. 38 Oyedele Abimbola Ojeniyi is a Scholarly communications expert and a Researcher, skilled in Digital Information Services Delivery, Instructional and Learning Resources Management. A Certified and Experienced Multidisciplinary Library and Information Professional with 10+ years of hands-on experience in Scholarly Communication and Librarianship. He has demonstrated proficiencies in works and research related to Arts and Humanities, Health Sciences, Financial Services and Technologies. He is endowed with natural leadership skills and is an information manager of excellence. A member of the Nigeria Library Association (NLA), Medical Library Association of Nigeria (MLA-NG), and Association for Information Science & Technology (ASIS&T). His current research interest includes the utilization of 4IR in the information Profession. He is presently pursuing a Doctoral programme in Library and Information Science in the University of Ibadan, Ibadan, Nigeria. Proof