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Bachelor Pad Economics
Economics (Clarey,
(Clarey, Aaron).................................... .......... 1
1. Chapter 1 Leaderless, Guideless, and Adrift..................................1
2. Chapter 2 Philosophy...................................................................1
2.1 Philosophy 1 ! "initeness.......................................................
"initeness....................................................... 1
2.1.1 #et $oals.......................................
$oals.................................................................
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2.1.2 %e&elop a Plan.....................................................................2
2.1.' e$imen..............................................................................2
2.2 Philosophy 2 ! ime heory....................................................
heory....................................................2
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2.2.1 *+s it orth sla&in$ aay
aay to ma-e all of that etra money/0....2
2.2.2 orality...............................................................................'
2.' Philosophy ' ! appiness (a-a *3tility0).................................'
2.'.1 4ther umans......................................................................5
'. Chapter ' he Basics......................................................................5
'.1 Bud$etin$..........................................
Bud$etin$.............................................................................
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'.2 he *La6y Bachelor Bud$et0....................................................5
'.' Accountin$..........................
Accountin$....................................................
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'.'.1 he +ncome #tatement..................................
#tatement.....................................................
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'.'.2 he Balance #heet................................................................5
'.5 inimalism.............................................................................7
'.5.1 Lod$in$ and #tora$e........................................................
#tora$e.............................................................
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'.5.2 ime #a&in$s of Cleanin$ and aintenance.........................
aintenance............................7
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'.5.' o8ility...............................................................................7
'.5.5 Less #pendin$9Less :or-9Less #tress....................................7
'.7 %e8t.......................................................................................7
'.; %on<t %o #tupid #hit................................................................
#hit................................................................ ;
'.;.1 Bad "riends..................
riends............................................
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'.;.2 Bad Girlfriend.............................
Girlfriend.......................................................
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'.;.' "i$hts..................................................................................;
5. CAPE 5 E%3CA+4=...............................
E%3CA+4=...............................................................
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5.1 he Education ine?eld..................................
ine?eld...........................................................>
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5.2 he EAL Purpose of an Education...........................................>
7. Chapter 7 Career............................................................................@
7.1 he Corporate an..........................................
an..........................................................
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7.2 he Entrepreneur....................................................................@
7.' he Go&ernment :or-er..........
:or-er.................................................
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7.5 inimalist.........................
inimalist...................................................
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7.7 A iscellany of Ad&ice.............................................................
;. Chapter ; Entrepreneurship..........................................................1
;.1 he Entrepreneurial ind #et.................................................
#et.................................................1
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;.2 :hy Businesses fail................................
fail........................................................
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;.' A &ia8le 8usiness idea...........................................................1
;.5 A Business Plan.....................................................................11
;.7 A iscellany of Ad&ice...........................................................11
>. Chapter > Girls.............................................................................11
>.1 he Economic odel..............................................................11
>.2 %esperation..........................................................................1'
>.' hree steps to eplain ho you mete out attention and epend
your #D currency...............................
currency................................................................
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>.5 Complications
Complications omen.....................................................
omen...........................................................
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>.7 %epro$rammin$....................................................................1'
>.7.1 *+t<s =ot Fou,
Fou, +t<s #ociety0..............
#ociety0........................................
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>.7.2 here is =othin$ :ron$
:ron$ in %esirin$ Physical
Physical Beauty....... ......15
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>.7.' =e&er Listen to :hat :omen
:omen #ay........................
#ay........................ ................15
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>.; A iscellany of actics,
actics, #trate$ies, Ad&ice and :isdom.........
:isdom...... .....15
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>.;.1 he *#hit est0........................
est0..................................................................
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>.;.2 he Bac-handed
Bac-handed Compliment........................
Compliment...............................................17
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>.;.' %inner for #chmuc-s.................................
#chmuc-s.....................................................
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>.;.5 *:e<re =ot a&in$ #e0....................................
#e0................................................
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>.;.7 he *After #e appy et0.................
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>.;.; a-es
a-es ime to "erment
"erment +nterest...................................
+nterest........................ ...................
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>.;.> =e&er %ate Born A$ain or #uper
#uper eli$ious Girls....................1;
Girls................. ...1;
>.;.@ Four
Four ran-in$ in her head............................................
head............................................ ......... 1;
>.;. Lie A8out 8ein$ a Criminal..................................................1;
>.>. he anosphere.................................................................1;
@. Chapter 12 :ife and ids..............................................................
ids.............................................................. 1;
@.1 Before Fou
Fou Commit.....................................................
Commit................................................................
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@.2 %ra8ac-s of Bachelorhood...................................................1>
@.2.1 Attrition.............................................................................1>
@.2.2 eHect #ociety....................................
#ociety..............................................................
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@.2.' :ife #election....................................................................1>
@.2.5 ey ed "la$s of omen not 8ein$ marria$e
marria$e material...........1>
material.......... .1>
@.' :ife rainin$....................................
rainin$.........................................................................
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@.'.1 here Can 4nly Be 4ne Leader............................................1
@.'.2 =eed to Be an onora8le Gentleman....................................1
@.'.' he %i&ision of La8our........................................................1
@.'.5 "inances.............................................................................1
@.'.7 Get id of er #hit..............................................................1
@.'.; Get the "uc- 4ut of the ouse............................................. 2
@.'.> Epectations ana$ement..................................................2
@.'.@ Physical "itness.................................................................. 2
@.'. Four 4n %amn rainin$.....................................................21
@.5 ids......................................................................................21
@.5.1 #e&erity of the %ecision to a&e ids...................................21
@.5.2 Bein$ a Good "ather...........................................................21
@.5.' %i&orce/.............................................................................21
@.5.5 Plan Four Escape Prepare for di&orce the ?rst day you $et
married......................................................................................22
@.5.7 +n Char$e of "inances..........................................................22
@.5.; Consult an Attorney............................................................22
@.5.> :ife Lo&es the ids ore....................................................22
@.5.@ Bettin$ Li8eral Chic-s.........................................................22
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1. Chapter 1 Leaderless, Guideless, and Adrift
(1) Education has now become nothing more than a racket to extract
money out of youth to enrich the education industry, while leaing the
students with degrees that are useless and debts that cannot be re!aid"
(#) $ocial security, %edicare and &bamacare are nothing more than
wealth transfers from young !eo!le who hae no money to old !eo!le
who !issed away theirs"
(') omen like tall, strong, aloof, condent assholes who ignore and treat
them like shit"
(*) +n the !ast you needed connections, you needed a degree, you needed
to network, you needed to kiss ass" $o o to school you went, worked for
free as an intern, kissed a lot of middle aged men-s asses, only to hae all
the good .obs and gigs go to their children"
(/) 0ow you only need skill and talent as the internet +2EC345 connects
you to your audience and !ros!ectie buyers"
ant to be a radio star6 $tart a !odcast" ant to be an actor6 $tart a
5ou3ube channel" ant to be a musician6 $ell your music on i3unes"
2. Chapter 2 Philosophy
(1) how does the beginner go about designing their own o!timal !ersonal
nancial strategy6 3he answer is found in understanding three sim!le
!hiloso!hies or 7laws8 about humanity"
9initeness
3ime
:a!!iness ( 7utility8 for economic !ur!oses)
(#) 5ou can contribute the maximum to your *;1k !lan, buy a house with
#;< down, and make 7all the right moes,8 but it could all be for naught
since you neer incor!orated your dreams, your desires, and what you
wanted to do with your life into your nancial !lanning"
2.1 Philosophy 1 ! "initeness
(1) 5ou are going to die"
(#) 2eali=ing you-re nite will trigger the sense of urgency to start making
!lans, and A4$& translate those !lans into reality
(') e-re talking about eeryday things that aect eery as!ect of your
life" 5our career, your !hysical life, your social life, your education, your
family, your intellect"
(*) 3here are three actions you must take to reach your goals>
i" $et goals
ii" eelo! a !lan
iii" Establish a regimen to reach those goals
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2.1.1 #et $oals
(1) 9ind out what you want in life and establish your goals rst before
!utting eort into it"
(#) &therwise soon, the 7career woman8 who reali=es at *# she really .ust
wanted to be a mother, or the CE& who suers a stroke at /? who .ust
wanted to sh, it-s too late as life has !assed them by and will neer gie
them another shot
2.1.2 %e&elop a Plan
(1) 3he details and answers may not all be there, but in at least knowing
what your goals are, you-ll be set on a !ath or tra.ectory to reach them
(#) 3ake concrete ste!s to bring yourself closer to achieing your goals
and increase your chances of success"
2.1.' e$imen
(1) 5ou need to constantly, regularly, and religiously carry out and execute
your !lan"
(#) 5ou need to get u!, you need to work extra hours (outside your day
time .ob), and you need to sacrice" 5ou need to dedicate yourself to
achieing those goals"
2.2 Philosophy 2 ! ime heory
(1) 73he %atrix8 analogy aboe is not too unlike our own real world"
(2) All your things and possessions are nothing more than human
time.
(') 3he economy is not 7big businesses,8 7goernments,8 and 7!eo!le8
.ust all mushing around in some kind of economic !rimordial goo" +t is
merely an exchange of human time"
(*) %oney is merely a tool by which !eo!le conert and exchange their
time with others
(/) By understanding this you truly understand the alue of your time,
s!ecically the conce!t of wages
(@) +n haing a higher wage you can command other !eo!le-s time and
thus enrich yourself"
(?) 3his shows you how to become 7wealthy"8 +t is in making that same
hour of your time much more aluable than other !eo!le-s time"
() 9orget 7*;1k-s8 and 7+2A-s8 and eerything else you-e heard about
inesting" All it is, is lending your time to somebody else with the
expectation you will get more time in return.
(9) Humans tend to OV!VA"# labor and #$%!VA"# leisure.
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2.2.1 *+s it orth sla&in$ aay to ma-e all of that etra money/0
(1) Bill ates, des!ite his billions, is likely to hae the same life
ex!ectancy as you, me, or any other regular schmoe making *;,;;; a
year"
(#) + want to !reent you from the fate of $tee Dobs  an entire life
working u! billions of dollars, only to (tragically) hae no time to en.oy it"
2.2.2 orality
(1) 3he nal immediate benet of haing the 7human time e!i!hany8 is
one of morality" $!ecically, remoing morality when making economic
and nancial decisions and re!lacing it with logic, math, economics, and
reality"
(#) Economic and !olitical enironment in the F$ (and most of western
society) is one trending towards 7forced sharing8 or 7socialism"8
(') 2emember that morality has little to no !lace in aecting your
economic decisions" Fnderstand that in a E%&C2A3+C society oting in
and forcing these rules on you any morality in economic decision making
has been remoed from you and abdicated to them"
2.' Philosophy ' ! appiness (a-a *3tility0)
(1) +n reality ha!!iness transcends material wealth as it includes many
other !sychological, emotional, and !hysical com!onents"
(#) Because of this com!lexity ha!!iness eludes most !eo!le" %ost !eo!le
beliee what the media, goernment, schools, and marketers tell them,
Ginging themseles into the rat race in the ain ho!es of making it richH
only to be in debt, liing !aycheck to !aycheck, suering the same
miserable and ordinary existence as eeryone else"
(') :a!!iness is merely a state of mind" A state of mind that, when you-re
in it, nothing else matters becauseH
you-re ha!!y"
(*) ealth> 5ou %F$3 maintain your health" $tay in sha!e"
(/) #ecurity attaining ha!!iness will !roe diIcult until you actually
achiee security"
i" Aoiding nancial liabilities or mistakes in your life can do a lot to
achiee security"
ii" A combination of wise, frugal decisions when it comes to income and
s!ending will go a long way in hel!ing you attain security in your life"
(@) "reedom  %an is ha!!iest when he is free" 3he reason is sim!le  in
being free you get to s!end your time on what you want" 5ou get to
benet from the ma.ority of your labour"
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i. &our goal should be to become independently wealthy as 'uic
as possible neer needing an employer again. #ntil that time
you*re +ust another unhappy corporate cog.
ii. n-nitely worse than an employer, howeer, is a nagging wie
or controlling spouse.
(?) Purpose and *A$ency0 > to make sure you hae !ur!ose and agency
in life, you need to nd hobbies and interests that are not de!endent on
economic circumstances
() "un> many men will a!!roach life from the angle of attaining nancial
security rst, and 3:E0 relaxing and en.oying life" But life doesn-t work
that way"
i" +t will take at least a decade of incredible scal disci!line and selfJcontrol
to achiee such nancial stability and the economy or your life might hae
some bad luck and derail your !lans" 3his doesn-t mean you shouldn-t try
or work hard to achiee your nancial goals, but that you do
occasionally permit yoursel to hae un along the way "
2.'.1 4ther umans
(1) +f 75ou are going to die8 is the best economic adice +-e eer gien,
then the second best economic adice +-e eer gien is>
*he only thin$ that matters in life is other humans.0
i" +t makes nancial !lanning incredibly sim!leK and
ii" +t makes !eo!le hae the ha!!iest life !ossible"
(#) 3his is the greatest news !ossible for anybody interested in nancial
!lanning because it tells you the most im!ortant thing in life is 92EE"
'. Chapter ' he Basics
'.1 Bud$etin$
(1) A44 9+0A0C+A4 P2&B4E%$ come from !eo!le, com!anies and
goernments s!ending more than they make"
'.2 he *La6y Bachelor Bud$et0
(1) +t is not so much a budget as it is a !hiloso!hy or a way of life"
(#) +nstead of wasting your time tracking eery nickel and dime,
com!aring whether you oers!ent or came under budget, you follow one
sim!le rule  spend as little as you can "
(') As it is easier to follow the 4a=y Bachelor Budget, chances are you*ll
actually ollow it.
'.' Accountin$
(1) 3he +ncome $tatement and the Balance $heet
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(#) 3he reason these two statements are key is because they are the two
!rimary tools by which nancial information is coneyed about a
com!any, a !erson, een a goernment" And if you can read and inter!ret
these two nancial statements you will be able to make much more sound
.udgments in many areas of your nancial life"
'.'.1 he +ncome #tatement
(1) An income statement in its sim!lest form lists the sources of reenue
for an entity and then subtracts out the ex!enses leaing a 7!rot8 or
7loss8 at the bottom"
(#) 5our income is always A93E2 3AL as you do not get to kee! all of your
income"
'.'.2 he Balance #heet
(1) the balance sheet shows how much that !erson or entity owns ersus
how much it owes" +n short, it shows an entity-s 7net worth8 or 7how rich it
is"8
(#) A balance sheet doesn-t .ust tell us the net worth of a !erson or how
rich they are, but also how 7liMuid8 they are
'.5 inimalism
(1) $tu is eil"
(#) At the core of minimalism is the fact that assets are not assets at all,
but rather liabilities" At rst this may not make sense" 5ou may be asking
the Muestion,
7ell, if + own this electronic entertainment system and + !aid cash for it,
is it 0&3 an asset6 oes it 0&3 hae alue68
(') But what you are not accounting for are three 7indirect8 or less
obious costs>
i" 3he lifetime ancillary, su!!orting, and maintenance costs of owning that
asset"
ii" 3he 7o!!ortunity costs8 or 7what could you hae done with the money,
had you not !urchased that asset"8
iii" 3he stress the comes from owning it"
i" 3he hours of your life s!ent at a .ob you hate to buy it
(5) hin$s you on, ends up onin$ you.
'.5.1 Lod$in$ and #tora$e
(1) +f all they were housing was themseles, then technically all a human
needs is a tent"
(#) +f you were to be honest with yourself you could get rid of at least /;<
of your stu, thereby cutting your lifetime housing ex!enses in half"
(') %oney !eo!le s!ent on housing !eo!le as much as it is storing stu
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'.5.2 ime #a&in$s of Cleanin$ and aintenance
(1) +t-s ery sim!le  the less stu you own, the less maintenance and
re!air it needs"
(#) A small Nia with no frills has innitely fewer things that can break than
a luxury B% with all the bells and whistles"
'.5.' o8ility
(1) the most underrated benet of a minimalist lifestyle is mobility"
Because if you can get rid of your stu, your ability to trael, moe, and
take adantage of o!!ortunities increases ex!onentially"
'.5.5 Less #pendin$9Less :or-9Less #tress
(1) &f course you aren-t going out for sushi eery night, but you are
immune to recessions, you can aord all you need, and you lie a much
sim!ler and ha!!ier life"
'.7 %e8t
(1) 3he solution is sim!le  don-t go into debt"
(#) ithout debt you are immune to nancial !roblems" ithout debt it is
im!ossible to hae any nancial !roblems"
(') 3ake the four !rimary things you will borrow money for>
Cars
Consumer s!ending (credit cards)
A house
CollegeOEducation
i" Cars and consumer s!ending are not inestments where you ex!ect
them to !ay oK they will hae a =ero dollar alue when you-re done
consuming them
ii" :ousing (which we shall dele into later) ironically you can neer own"
you still hae to rent it from the county by !aying !ro!erty taxes" 5ou also
get to !ay insurance"
'.; %on<t %o #tupid #hit
(1) 3he ma.ority of life cri!!ling mistakes men make are when they are
young dumbasses"
(#) A reiew of the most common mistakes young men make to screw u!
their lies>
'.;.1 Bad "riends
(1) As you age you eliminate this element from your grou! of friends, but
es!ecially when you are younger, testosterone, boo=e, and drugs are
am!le, all of which is a bad mix for getting a criminal record and thus a
seerely im!aired !rofessional life"
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'.;.2 Bad Girlfriend
(1) 5ou will tend to loe (or at least hae feelings for) your girlfriend" 3his
im!airs your ability to think logically and only acts as an enhancer to your
testosterone"
(#) 3here A2E women out there who sadistically get o on !laying mind
games and creating drama with men"
(') 3hird, they are female" A05, and + mean A05 domestic iolence
charges, whether real or fake, will result in you going to .ail and an u! hill
battle in court"
'.;.' "i$hts
(1) And so when you are assaulted or challenged by men (and sometimes
women) to ght you hae this desire to get in there and start throwing
!unches"
on-t"
0o matter how right you are, no matter how much they desere it, do not
get into a ght with another !erson"
(#) %ost !eo!le who start ghts do not hae lies or futures" 3hey-re
losers"
(') rugs and Alcohol  As for drugs, .ust don-t do them" ait till you-re
rich and don-t need a .ob" Fntil that time, .ust don-t do them"
(5) Cars (and 4ther Epensi&e #hit Fou Can<t AIord) 3he truth is,
fancy things won-t im!ress them because there will always be a tell in
some other as!ect of your life that will let them know you really don-t
hae the money" E"g" you still lie with your mom"
(7) ealth and Car +nsurance > on-t get by without it" et it" 3hough
there is no guarantee you will get into an accident or you will get sick,
when you do you will be begging and !leading for a time machine to send
you back in time so you can !urchase it"
(;) =e&er a&e an +lle$itimate Child > kids are the number one cause
of !oerty"
i" %any women hae no !roblem in tricking you into getting them
!regnant"
5. CAPE 5 E%3CA+4=
5.1 he Education ine?eld
(1) 3he truth is the ast ma.ority of !eo!le in the education industry are
there rst and foremost for themseles" 3he children are a mere
afterthought, and sometimes worse, a !olitical !awn to adance a !olitical
agenda and secure more funding"
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(#) Fltimately, you hae to ste! back and honestly ask yourself if
education is so im!ortant then why do we make it so diIcult and
ex!ensie to attain6
(') 3eachers, counselors, !rofessors and administrators s!ewing
!ro!aganda and bold faced lies to get you to blow 1;;,;;; on their
industry>
/&ou $% to go to college.0
/1ollow your heart and the money will ollow.0
/&ou should get a masters or doctorate. hat will help you get a
+ob.0
/&ou need to be a well rounded person.0
/mployers loo or critical thining sills.0
/t isn*t all about the money.0
/t doesn*t matter what you ma+or in, it*s what you do with it.0
5.2 he EAL Purpose of an Education
(1) +t is an inestment you make to increase the alue of your time so you
can charge more for it and thereby increase your income and wealth"
+t is not to hae 7the college ex!erience"8
+t is not to 7meet and bang hot chicks"8
+t is not to 7get hammered and !arty"8
And it sure as hell isn-t to 7become a well rounded indiidual"8
(#) +t is to increase the wage you can command for one hour of your
labour" Period"
(') Education :A$ 3& BE AB&F3 3:E %&0E5 because of the !rice you are
!aying for it"
(5) A&oid the Li8eral Arts and umanities in General > humanities
7aka8 7the liberal arts8 are largely worthless degrees" 3hey do not teach
you any skills society wants or the economy demands" orse still most
liberal arts de!artments hae become corru!ted by !olitics and no longer
sere as genuine institutions of learning as much as they are tools of
indoctrination and the emocratic !arty"
(/) 3he tell tale sign of a worthless degree is when the only or !rimary
a!!lication of the study is to merely re teach the same stu to new and
future students"
(;) ost, 8ut not all orthless maHors end in *studies.0, e.$.
African #tudies
(>) ade 3p Lan$ua$e > hae a look at a omen-s $tudies
e!artment-s web !age
(@) #elf #tudy and Certi?cation> it is likely to gain !o!ularity in the
future"
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7. Chapter 7 Career
(1) 3he sad truth about the labour market is that the o!!ortunities come
nowhere near to what you are ca!able of or what you trained for"
(#) 3here .ust isn-t the economic growth to warrant as many and as highly
trainedOskilled !eo!le that we are graduating from our schools today
(') Em!loyers now hae millions of the most educated, trained, and
indebted .ob a!!licants in the history of the country des!erately throwing
themseles at them"
(3) %on*t sel4essly throw yoursel at the mercy o a charitable
employer, ind enough to grace you with employment, but rather,
use them to help adance and achiee your aims and goals.
7.1 he Corporate an
(1) hen you enter a cor!orate or 7traditional8 working enironment you
are sacricing indiiduality, freedom, ha!!iness, excellence, and ca!acity
for security and stability"
(#) 3he most aluable trait an em!loyee can hae in Cor!orate world is
C&09&2%+35
(') 3he largest risk of working in a traditional cor!orate enironment 
%A$$+E 4A5&99$"
(*) +f you are a !erson who needs to hae some kind of challenge, some
kind of !rogress, and insists on a basic leel of selfJres!ect and mental
stimulation, then a cor!orate career is antithetical to you"
7.2 he Entrepreneur
(1) $elf em!loyment is not for eeryone" +t takes a certain !sychology and
tenacity to do it" 0ot to mention, determination and an adamancy to be
free"
(2) Pros
i. Four 4n Boss> 5ou get to select your clientsK bad clients are the
single largest threat to the success of a rm"
ii. apid %ecision a-in$ > the self em!loyed man sim!ly 7decides8 that
is going to ha!!en"
iii. +mplementation of +deas > 2elated to decision making, self
em!loyment also allows for the ra!id im!lementation of good ideas
i&. a :rite 4Is > you get to write o ex!enses you would normally
incur anyway as a regular !erson" &f course, you don-t want to abuse
7write os"8
(') Cons
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i. :ho =eeds :ho ore > Ney to your success as an entre!reneur is who
needs who more" 3his doesn-t mean we all hae to become brain
surgeons, but you should denitely consider becoming a 7s!ecialist8 as
o!!osed to a mere 7inde!endent contractor"8
ii. Ban-ruptcy> 3he Muickest way to bankru!tcy is by starting a stu!id
business"
iii. #easonality> a lot of businesses are seasonal or cyclical" %aintain
your cash Gow
i&. Accountin$ and ana$ement > %ost !eo!le are smart and outsource
this to a CPA or a lawyer" &thers aren-t so smart and either try to do it
themseles or .ust neer do it at all" 3he latter always ends u! in
bankru!tcy"
&. Ban-s ate #elf Employed People > you will !ay higher interest rate
for a loan
7.' he Go&ernment :or-er
(1) hat if you wanted to nd a .ob that was easier" And not only easier,
but higher !aying and more secure6 ell, the answer is goernment work"
7.5 inimalist
(1) E"g" security guards, truck driers> you minimises any human contact
and can !retty much do anything, e"g" listen to the radio, to your thoughts
(#) Fnderstand what makes !eo!le rich is not being the good little
cor!orate man or being the good little obedient wage slae" +t-s ideas and
innoation that makes !eo!le rich
(') the truth is if you-re constantly occu!ied with a Q /, mind numbing .ob,
you won-t hae the time, energy, or desire to !ursue any dreams you
might hae"
7.7 A iscellany of Ad&ice
(1) Ex!eriment hile 5ou-re 5ounger
(#) Ex!eriment and takinge risks in your younger days" $ince em!loyers
will discriminate against you because of your youth, you hae nothing to
lose testing the limits of their idiocy and bigotry" And conseMuently,
testing this idiocy will send u! enough Gags (both good and bad) that
im!ortant !eo!le with decision making !ower will notice"
(') Con?dence> when you are oered a .ob that is likely going to be a
low ball gure, always negotiate for more"
5es, you may be des!erate"
5es, you may really need that money
But there-s always welfare and slee!ing on a couch instead"
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(5) Jo8 op> today a .ob ho!!er is .ust somebody smart enough to know
when a .ob was sold as something it wasn-t and has enough self res!ect to
Muit it and nd another one"
(7) ry Jo8s Fou hin- Fou<d ate9Be Bad At > most !eo!le relegate
themseles to elds they think they like and .obs they-e trained for"
(;) =etor-in$> 70etworking8 is nothing more than a eu!hemism for
7kissing ass8" $adly it is a necessary eil you and anybody else who wants
a 7successful career8 must suer"
(>) *Fou %on<t =eed the oney0 Position hat this !osition allows
you to do is negotiate for the absolute maximum amount of !ay because
if they refuse, what do you care6
i" +n being a minimalist you achiee a !osition of truly 7not needing the
money"8 3his in turn grants you the !osition to blu for more !ayHwhile,
ironically, not needing it"
(@) a&e a Part ime Jo89Alays Be Loo-in$ for a Jo8 you can still
achiee the same eect and su!erior bargaining !osition if you hae a
!art time .ob or are constantly looking for a .ob"
i" +t may take a bite out of your free time, but running a strategy like this,
es!ecially in the early years of your career, can !roe to be ery benecial
in accelerating your salary"
() 4lder is =ot #marter or Better > 2emember, to get ahead in today-s
em!loyment world it is not intelligence, smarts, or innoation you need,
but com!liance and obedience"
(1) Lie on Four esume > you can lie if you eer got red or not (you
neer did), lie about !reious .ob duties (you weren-t ling or faxing, but
7streamlining oIce logistics8), lie during the interiew (:2 can-t conrm
anecdotes), and if you can, get a friend to lie for you (+ had one friend
claim + was his em!loyee to ll a two year ga! in my resumeR)
;. Chapter ; Entrepreneurship
(1) %ost men will be ha!!iest working for themseles"
J +t will !roide you a aluable 7Plan B8 in case of being laid o
J +t gies an excellent negotiating !osition with em!loyers since you 7don-t
need the money8
J +t grants you the luxury of being able to walk out on abusie bosses
J +t is the only way your !assion will eer be your .ob
J +t is likely the only way you will eer excel and achiee your best
;.1 he Entrepreneurial ind #et
(1) 3he only thing sto!!ing them is their !rocrastination" 3his is why most
!eo!le will delay ling for an 44C or business bank account
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(#) 5ou will also need an inordinate amount of disci!line"
(') 5ou need inde!endent thought" Entre!reneurs hae dierent
!ers!ecties, think dierently, obsere things others don-t, and constantly
Muestion if there isn-t a better way to do things"
;.2 :hy Businesses fail
(1) he 4ners *hou$ht +t<d Be "un0> 2unning a business isn-t 7fun"8
+t-s 7less annoying and agitating than working a real .ob"8
(2) +t<s Been heir %ream > the !roblem with dreams  !eo!le ty!ically
en.oy doing them, which means they-ll willingly do them for free
(') A Complete Lac- of Leadership %anagement, hiring, ring,
decision making, strategic !lanning, legal, accounting, taxes, licensing,
inentory, etc", any one of which, if left unattended, will sink a com!any"
;.' A &ia8le 8usiness idea
(1) +t de!ends on you, your abilities, your insight, the economy, and a
limitless number of other ariables" But as lon$ as it<s pro?ta8le, then
it is &ia8le"
(#) 3he real !roblem will be whether or not you are intellectually honest
with yourself" o you want to be like eerybody else and run a night club6
3hen !re!are to fail miserably unless you are exce!tionally talented"
;.5 A Business Plan
(1) eelo!ing a detailed business !lan hel!s carry you through each ste!
necessary to achiee success in establishing and running your business
(#) +t may een !oint out ma.or Gaws you hadn-t seen before, saing you
from making a horrible and life cri!!ling mistake"
(') 3here are thousands of 7business !lan tem!lates8 on the internet
aailable for free>
+  $ummaryO8Executie $ummary8
++  Com!any escri!tionO%ission $tatement
+++  Product or $erices
+  %arket Analysis
  $trategic Plan
+  %anagement $tructure and 3eam
++  9inancial Plan
(*) 3he nal stage in deelo!ing a business !lan is, ironically, an exit
strategy
(/) 5ou can !ull a 7$olyndra8> instead of building u! a com!any to make a
!rot, you merely get nancing to start a business you 7claim8 is aiming
to make a !rot" +n reality, you are using the com!any as a shell to !ay
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yourself a large executie salary" After three years the com!any les for
bankru!tcy"
;.7 A iscellany of Ad&ice
(1) #tart a Business on the #ide> ery few entre!reneurs are working a
regular full time .ob one day and then B4A%&R 3he next day they-re
running a !rotable cor!oration" Businesses .ust don-t form that way" 3hey
usually start out as an idea or een a hobby, and from there slowly grow
into full time occu!ations for their founders" 3his means if you hae a
good business idea you should !ursue it A$AP"
(#) $tart orking on 5our Com!any at ork
(') Align 5our Business ith 5our +nterests
(5) A&oid Business Partners > & 0&3 3ANE &0 BF$+0E$$ PA230E2$"
3hey are the single largest risk to your business"
(7) 4ther Business 4pportunities :ill Arise> &nce you start your
business other income sources will !o! u!
>. Chapter > Girls
>.1 he Economic odel
(1) 2elationshi! between men and women is not ex!lained through
religion, !sychology, !olitics, feminist theory, or your mother-s time tested
wisdom, but ratherH
Economics"
$!ecically, supply and demand for se.
(2) en pay for se ith attention &%E0 4&E$ A33E03+&0R
(') #eual ar-et Dalue the entirety of your romantic and sexual
success with women is in your ability to increase your $%
(5) en ant a oman ho has
Big tits
A tight ass
4ong legs
4ong hair
5outh
0obody else-s children
+sn-t a nancial or legal risk
And isn-t batshit insane
(7) :omen ant a man ho has
%oney
Brute strength
$ecurity
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Charm
4eadershi!
Condence
+ntelligence
ho is a bit dangerous
And is a badass
(;) oney> omen do not so much like money as much as the nancial
and material security it can buy" you need to at least be able to
demonstrate you earn a good liing and are a 7good !roider8 in order to
attract a woman"
(>) Brute #tren$th> lifting weights
(@) %an$erous9Badass> .ust merely being dangerous does not land you
in .ailK hobbies like riding motorcycles, sky diing, hunting, martial arts
() Con?dence9Leadership > omen loe a leader not only for the
security and nancial reasons, but leaders are also usually the centre of
attention"
i" 3here can be no hesitation on your !art or fear of failure" 5ou need to
a!!roach a girl at a bar who is nestled within a herd of her female friends"
ii" And (my !ersonal faourite techniMue) you don-t ask the women for
!ermission to take her on a date like some sim!ering wim!, but tell her,
7+-m taking you out on 9riday"8
iii" 3he key is to reali=e that failure is the necessary rst ste! to success"
(1) Charm9+ntelli$ence > women loe to laugh" 5ou need to be able to
tickle their fancy, Girt with them, kee! them smiling, and kee! them on a
do!amine high, all of which reMuires intelligence, wit, charm, and
charisma"
>.2 %esperation
(1) +f you-re des!erate and you Good women with attention, een if you
hae a high $%, you will drie the alue of your sexual currency and
cachet down" 3herefore E$PE2A3+&0 +$ 3:E $+04E %&$3 A%A+0
3:+0 to your $%"
>.' hree steps to eplain ho you mete out attention and
epend your #D currency
(1) A8sol&e all interest> 5ou cannot hae an interest in a girl because if
you do, she will be able to sense it and think she already has you in the
bag" 3his will result in her trying to extract een more attention from you"
+f you absole any interest in her, and merely 7hang out8 you !lant doubt
in her mind" oubt that will grow into fear that you may not nd her
attractie, making her more likely to go out with you" 3his doesn-t mean
you treat her !oorly, but with indierence and aloofness"
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(2) Ecel in her presence > Eery man, no matter how nerdy or sad, has
something they excel in" +t could be chess, it could be auto mechanics, it
could be being good with dogs" hateer it is, you do that in front of her
so she sees you hae a skill and thus a higher $%"
(') etreat> After demonstrating your alue, you sim!ly retreat" Again,
following the 4aw of $u!!ly, to make your time and attention more
aluable you mete out ery little" 5ou kee! it scarce" 3his doesn-t mean
you neer contact the girl again, but when you do (say a week after
meeting her) that attention is so rare she will be much more likely to go
on a date with you, as o!!osed to the guy texting her four times a day,
sending her Gowers"
>.5 Complications omen
9eminism
3he goernment re!lacing men
3he destruction of the diision of labour between men and women
(1) All three changes go against millions of years of genetic, biological
!rogramming, but worse, hae corru!ted modern day western women to
the !oint most of them are damaged
>.7 %epro$rammin$
(1) Dust as women hae been brainwashed and indoctrinated, so too hae
you"
Boys are told,
7Be kind, sensitie, caring, and nice"8
7omen are shallow for wanting your money"8
75ou are !riileged and hae all these adantages being male"8
>.7.1 *+t<s =ot Fou, +t<s #ociety0
(1) 3here was indeed something wrong with society and not the indiidual
(#) irls didn-t like 7sensitie, caring Q;-s men,8 they liked strong, brutish
men as they always had" And boys didn-t like nose !ierced 7inde!endent
women8 on the cutting edge of grunge fashion, with adanced liberal arts
degrees, but girls with big boobs, nice legs and an agreeable demeanor as
they always had"
(') 5ou should become aloof, hit the gym, follow 73he 3ao of $tee8 and if
that didn-t get a girl, to hell with her, there are others"
(*) 3he results were a rough 7tri!ling8 of my success" + scored more
numbers, scored more dates, got laid more, and neer tolerated a tem!er
tantrum on the interstate eer again"
(/) Fltimately, what 3he 2ed Pill is, is nothing more than allowing yourself
to hae self res!ect and sanity" +f you did eerything right, are !hysically
attractie to women, and im!roed yourself to the !oint there is no real
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reason or excuse for a girl to turn a guy like you down, then you hae
eliminated yourself as a !otential reason for your failure" 3he 2ed Pill then
allows you to forgie yourself and focus your eorts and strategies on
where the real !roblems lie  society"
>.7.2 here is =othin$ :ron$ in %esirin$ Physical Beauty
(1) 5ou are genetically !rogrammed to like girls with> Big boobs, 4ong legs,
4ong hair, A !retty face, A tight ass, who has a kind and sweet demeanor
(#) 3hat is reality" +t cannot be changed" +t is not o!tional"
(') 3herefore, if women com!lain about this, they are the ones with the
!roblem" 0ot you" :ae no shame in nding what you do attractie"
>.7.' =e&er Listen to :hat :omen #ay
(1) Fnderstand that though they are indeed women, they hae absolutely
=ero ex!erience in dating and haing sex with women"
7Be yourself"8
7Buy her Gowers"8
7Com!liment her on her shoes"8
>.; A iscellany of actics, #trate$ies, Ad&ice and :isdom
(1) "ailure is the ey to #uccess
(2) he 7727 ule *7K =o  7K #ho  27K Go0
i" 3here is a /;O/; chance a girl says yes or no to a date
ii" Because she says yes, doesn-t mean she-ll actually show u!, thus /;<
7show8
iii" 3herefore, there-s only a #/< chance of actually going out on a date at
any gien time
(') he 29@ ule a-a *he Alpha ale0
i" &N Cu!id !osted a study that showed women found ;< of men-s
!roles 7unattractie8
ii" 3his is why you need to increase your $%" 5ou need to be in the to!
#;<"
iii" Because as charming, intelligent and nice you may be, nothing
re!laces big muscles, some sharp clothes, and a bit o badass
alooness"
>.;.1 he *#hit est0
(1) omen will both consciously and unconsciously test men to see if they
hae the s!ine to stand u! to them
(#) they don-t een know they-re doing it" And if you can identify and !ass
these stu!id tests, then you-ll .ust wra! them around my nger all that
much moreR
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(5) he ey to passing the shit test is to either ignore it, dismiss
her, or put your oot down.
>.;.2 he Bac-handed Compliment
(1) 5ou 0EE2 com!liment a girl directly or honestly" 5ou will sim!ly inGate
her ego" 5ou need to make her feel insecure and that you really couldn-t
care less about her"
(') $!ecically, backhanded com!liments are com!liments hidden within
an SunintentionalS insult" omen-s insecure nature will naturally default to
the insult instead of focusing on the com!liment"
7$ay, nice !erfume" +t reminds me of my grandmother"8
73hose are some ery mature slacks you hae on"8
7id you !ick that u! at a intage store6 + loe the *;-s look" 2eminds me
of my ram"8
>.;.' %inner for #chmuc-s
(1) 5ou neer take a girl to dinner" 5ou meet her for drinks" inner is
freMuently becoming a means by which women score free food out of tools
they hae no interest in"
>.;.5 *:e<re =ot a&in$ #e0
(1) 3here will be many times where you-ll be out with a girl and she-ll
inite you into her house" $he will then gie you the obligatory 7Dust so
you know, we-re not haing sex"8
3his means two things"
1" $he-s thought about it
#" 5ou-re likely to get it"
%aybe not that night, but it is denitely a good sign" Pour her another
drink"
>.;.7 he *After #e appy et0
(1) 3hough unlikely, you cannot aord the risk of haing a false accusation
of ra!e"
(#) 3o aoid this horrible fate all you hae to get is the 7After $ex :a!!y
3ext"8
(') 3o do this you .ust hae to text the girl the next day with the goal of
getting her to send you a friendly re!ly !roing the sex was consensual"
Anything !olite and kind will do"
7:ey, had a great time last night"8
7:ey, thanks for last night"8
74ast night was a blastR8
J 3y!ically, you will get an eMually agreeable re!ly indicating she also
en.oyed herself
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J Ensure the text and number are saed with a screen shot and back u! all
those lifeJsaing texts on a thumb drie"
>.;.; a-es ime to "erment +nterest
(1) A ma.or mistake young men make is they assume it is .ust a sim!le
matter of asking a girl out and she says yes"
(#) 5ou need to slowly 7grow8 girls into cultiatable fruit before you can
date them" 9lirting at school, talking to them at work, running into them at
regular hangouts, etc", is .ust the natural course of building u! a ra!!ort
with them so you can date them later"
>.;.> =e&er %ate Born A$ain or #uper eli$ious Girls
(1) 3his not only means no sex for you, but you will constantly be
com!ared to Desus
>.;.@ Four ran-in$ in her head
(1) 3here hae been some sociological trends in society that !ut men
further and further down a woman-s ranking system"
i" +f she is inca!able of selGessness, loe, and altruism, you are default
ranked T#
ii" +f she already has a kid, you are default ranked T'"
iii" +f she 7has Desus in her life,8 you are defaulted ranked T*"
i" +f she has a 7su!er im!ortant career,8 you are default ranked T/
" And if she has an oerbearing mother she-s inca!able of telling o,
default ranked T@"
>.;. Lie A8out 8ein$ a Criminal
(1) omen lie all the time" Push u! bras, make u!, extensions, heels, you
name it"
(#) $o there-s nothing wrong with telling an innocent little white lie about
your nonJexistent criminal recordK something sexy like a .ewel thief, bank
robber, or assault while nobly !rotecting your younger sister"
>.>. he anosphere
($ee !" 1*/ for references)
@. Chapter 12 :ife and ids
(1) 0ot until you hae gone to school, dated a ton of girls, found gainful
em!loyment, established yourself a career, and started saing for
retirement, should you een consider starting a family"
@.1 Before Fou Commit
(1) A sim!le solution to the risks and threats failed marriages and failed
families !resent is sim!ly to aoid them altogether" 2emain a !er!etual
bachelor or 7%3&8
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(#) Being a bachelor allows you to aail yourself of your one and only life"
+n choosing not to follow the crowd and saddle yourself with a wife and
kids, you are allowed to treat the !lanet as your own !ersonal !layground,
full of limitless adenture and !otential"
(') 3he larger !oint is you will neer achiee greatness in any eld if you
are .ust like eerybody else  anchored to a .ob, a mortgage, a s!end
ha!!y wife, and money burning children"
@.2 %ra8ac-s of Bachelorhood
(1) four ma.or factors outside of your control that can make married life
!referable to swinging bachelorhood>
Attrition
Peerlessness
2e.ect $ociety and
0ature
@.2.1 Attrition
(1) hen you-re a bachelor, friends are your family"
(#) 5our best friend who was your best drinking buddy, mentions a girl he
.ust met"
(') As fun as the swinging bachelor life is, it is heaily de!endent on a
critical mass of other bachelors being !resent"
(*) Because most bachelors are in their #;-s, the longer you remain
unmarried, the less you-ll hae in common with the likely incoming
re!lacements" +n other words, your surrogate family is a Geeting condition
that will not last much !ast the age of ';"
@.2.2 eHect #ociety
(1) Fnderstand marriage really is a market" A game of 7musical chairs8 if
you will" And the !eo!le left 7un!urchased8 or 7left standing8 are at the
bottom of the barrel"
(#) +f you leae dating until you-re *?, don-t ex!ect to nail a #' irgin
college girlK a '? year old woman with a child and a stri!!ing career is
more !robable"
@.2.' :ife #election
(1) 3he rst ste! is to make sure you choose your wife and that she does
not choose you" $!ecically, you want to aoid women who trick men into
marriage"
i" 3hey do this usually by getting a man to im!regnate them and then
force him to 7do the right thing8 by marrying them"
(#) +t is a guarantee as you date scores of women you will start to think
you-re haing incredibly bad luck" 5ou-ll constantly self analy=e yourself,
trying to nd out what you-re doing wrong"
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(') But the reality is you-re doing it absolutely right" +t-s .ust that nearly all
women (es!ecially in their teens and #;-s) are worth nothing more than a
sexual Ging, if that een"
@.2.5 ey ed "la$s of omen not 8ein$ marria$e material
(1) %i&orced9#in$le om> you are default ranked # ndO'rd in her life"
(2) attoos9Piercin$s> Fsually when women hae an excessie number
of tattoos, !iercings or other forms of body mutilation they hae
underlying !sychological !roblems"
(') Born A$ain9=ely eli$ious :omen > most women who all of the
sudden 7nd Desus,8 do so because there was a crisis or !roblem in their
lies that was 1;;< their own fault"
(5) :orthless %e$rees > most girls ma.or in stu!id shit, and the
worthless degrees the degree gies the girl an undersered su!eriority
com!lex" 9ind a nice +3 girl, an accountant, or a mechanic"
(7) +ncapa8le of 4r$asm A 8larin$ red li$ht is a oman that
cannot achie&e or$asm. 3he reason could be any one of a million
underlying !sychological issues, but it basically boils down to one thing 
she is inca!able of en.oying sex"
(;) Dies Lin$erie as *%e$radin$0 3he most !sychologically healthy
and en.oyable women +-e dated 4&E being women and conseMuently
4&E lingerie"
(>) =o Blo Jo8s> Q/< of the fun of sex is ariety and doing wild ass
cra=y shit" But you cannot get to the 7wild ass cra=y shit8 stage if your
wife refuses to gie you a blow .ob, or uses it as a rare currency to extract
faours from you"
(@) :eddin$s9in$s> 5ou will want to attend at least one extraagant
wedding with a !otential wife candidate to see her reaction to the blatant
and egregious waste of money" +deally, without !rom!ting, she-ll !oint out
.ust what a waste of money it is and then say something about a 7small
wedding8 or 7elo!ing"8 Bonus !oints if she talks about how stu!id
diamond rings are"
() Li8eral, Leftist, or "eminist :omen .ust because they 7say8
they-re a 7feminist8 or a 7liberal,8 chances are they-re anything but" +t-s u!
to you to conince them of their true conictions"
i" A genuine liberal, leftist, or feminist, they are antithetical to being wies
because, consciously or not, they ote to re!lace men with the state"
(1) yphenated names > %atter of fact, one of the rst Muestions you
should ask when courting a girl is what she thinks about hy!henated
names" +t will sae you a lot of time and money"
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(11) :here<s the "ather/ the girls that had the most !roblems either
hated their dad or he wasn-t inoled in their lies" 5ou want to nd a girl
whose dad is around and she is on good terms with" 3he best women +-e
dated were those with reliable and loing fathers"
(12) Good "ront Game omen hae an A%AU+0 ability to act like
somebody they-re not for long !eriods of time" Because of this you will
want to court for a 4&&&&&&0 time, and not .ust a long time, but
cohabitate as well"
(1') Cats> 2ed Gag
(15) #upport or =a$ > All women nag" :oweer, some women nag so
much, it borders a !sychological !roblem because it-s a control issue" +f
this is the case, you dro! her like a hotcake" omen, es!ecially your wife,
should su!!ort you" ithout Muestion, without interrogation, and without
audit"
@.' :ife rainin$
(1) 5ou need to do a fair amount of 7wife training"8
(#) :olding her to and insisting on arious standards that will only sere to
im!roe the marriage and ensure it is a successful in the long run"
(') 3his is where most sensitie Q;-s men fail as they try to 7com!romise8"
+nstead of insisting on absolute standards, they gie in and soon that
results in a dysfunctional marriage"
(*) +t is ital you understand the biggest lie told about male and female
dynamics>
0o matter what they say"
0o matter what &!rah tells you"
0o matter what legions of single moms and !sychologists tell you,
women don-t want to lead or be leaders,
:4E= :A=, CADE 4 BE LE%.
(/) All the !rotesting is merely a big massie 7shit test8 to see if you hae
the condence, s!ine, and temerity to be a real man and stand u! to
them"
(@) 5ou need to commit yourself to declaring and insisting on these
standards when married" +f not, your wife +44 run oer you"
@.'.1 here Can 4nly Be 4ne Leader
(1) 3his doesn-t mean other members of the family are denied in!ut, but
in the end, if a nal decision has to be made, there must be an ultimate
authority"
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@.'.2 =eed to Be an onora8le Gentleman
(1) +f in the !osition of !ower, you cannot abuse it" 5ou must think of her
needs .ust as much as yours, !erha!s een more"
(#) $adly, many men aren-t and end u! abusing their !ower to unfairly
benet from their (!resumed) beloed wife"
@.'.' he %i&ision of La8our
(1) &nce kids come into the eMuation, both you and the wife now must
subordinate yourseles to your children-s lies" 0amely, somebody needs
to stay home and raise them"
(#) + don-t care what the 7ex!erts8 say, children need their !arents to
raise them"
(') &0E PA2E03 %F$3 $3A5 A3 :&%E 3& 2A+$E 3:E C:+42E0" 3his will
become a !oint of contention if you hae not discussed this with your wife
!reious to !ro!osing"
@.'.5 "inances
(1) omen are absolutely horrible at managing their !ersonal nances"
3hey are most !rone to blow 1;;,;;; on a worthless master-s degree,
s!end more on clothes" +nsist she is debt free before marrying
@.'.7 Get id of er #hit
(1) Because women s!end money at a rate of e times that of men, she
is likely to hae e times the amount of shit
(#) 3his will !roe harder than you think as women hae a !sychological,
een emotional attachment to material items"
+t is likely the fact that haing 7lots of things8 meant their husband was a
great !roider and it makes them feel more secure"
3he reason why is not so much to sae money on rent or mortgage
(though those are reasons enough), but because if she insists on holding
onto all of her worthless shit, then she loes her material items more than
you" A woman who is married to her !hysical !ossessions rst and
foremost is antithetical to being a wife"
@.'.; Get the "uc- 4ut of the ouse
(1) 5ou-re both going to get on each other-s case and drie each other
nuts"
(#) Because of this, you both need to get away from each other, but the
wife will ty!ically assume the worst and think you don-t like her or are
losing attraction" 5ou need to train her to understand that not only is it
good for you to get away and hae a weekend with the guys, but that it-s
good for her to get away from you and hae a 7girl-s night out"8
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(') Also, you both need to maintain your indiiduality" 5ou hae your own
friends, tastes, and own lies" 3o abandon them is not only disres!ecting
yourseles, but is the Muickest way to !sychological !roblems"
@.'.> Epectations ana$ement
(1) Between &!rah, the :allmark Channel, :ollywood, women-s
maga=ines, women-s studies de!artments, and the !ublic education
industry, women are brought up to hae completely unrealistic
expectations o a husband.
(#) But + do know being condent and doing your own thing will sole most
of these !roblems"
(') hile women may think they want 7Christian rey,8 if a condent man
comes along, doing his own thing, com!letely indierent about what the
woman thinks, her im!ossible check list will be thrown out the window and
sim!ly be re!laced with>
/hat guy who is ignoring me and doing his own thing.0
5es, you may not be a billionaire" And yes, you may not be a !ilot" But
your condence, agency, and aloofness will make her Muickly forget her
unrealistic ex!ectations of a man, as you become her real world 7Christian
rey8 that (unlike the ctional character) is attainable"
@.'.@ Physical "itness
(1) +t is an absolute reMuirement you not only be !hysically attracted to
your wife, but that she %A+03A+0$ :E2 P:5$+CA4 BEAF35 &E2 3+%E"
(#) 5ou need to be blunt and direct"
/%ear, sex is ery important to me and  need you to maintain
your physical beauty. t is a !6#!7$ or me to be in a
committed relationship.0
/%ear, i you don*t lose weight  will leae you.0
/%ear, i you don*t lose weight,  will be tempted to -nd a
younger, thinner girl.0
/%ear, i you get at,  will iew it as grounds or diorce.0
+t may not be !retty, and + guarantee you tears will fall, but there will be a
lot less tears, strife, suering, and de!ression doing it this way than if you
were to get diorced or busted cheating"
@.'. Four 4n %amn rainin$
(1) 3his means abiding by the exact same standards you a!!ly to her" 5ou
need to let her lie her own life" 5ou need to let her do her own thing" 5ou
need to !roide for the family" 5ou need to stay in !hysical sha!e and you
need to rock her world in bed"
(#) 3he key thing, though, is to sim!ly ask her what she wants"
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@.5 ids
(1) 3he rst thing that needs to be stated about children is that they are
unnecessary"
(#) Children are the single largest ex!ense you will eer hae in your life"
@.5.1 #e&erity of the %ecision to a&e ids
(1) 4ies that didn-t exist before, lies that had no say as to whether they
were born into existence, which makes you com!letely res!onsible for
them"
(#) +t is here most modern day !arents fail"
(') o you and your wife merely 7want8 children or do you want to 7raise
children68
(*) 3his means ensuring there is one !arent who stays home to raise the
child" 3his means being able to work to su!!ort your family, no matter
how much you hate your .ob" 3his means dis!ensing tough fatherly loe
instead of merely B99 ing your children"
@.5.2 Bein$ a Good "ather
(1) the true art of fatherhood has been lost oer the !ast /; years of antiJ
masculine, new age ty!e tri!e" 3his has skewed child rearing to hae a
heay 7motherly8 bias"
(#) the conseMuences of 7mother only8 rearing has been nearly three
generations of soft, weak, adults who can-t nd a .ob, suer mental
!roblems because they can-t handle the real world, end u! liing at home,
and likely collect a goernment check
(') :oweer, being a father goes beyond .ust 7!lay bad co!,8 s!anking
your kids, and saying 7no"8 5ou hae an een larger obligation  you need
to guide and lead them" 5ou need to !re!are them for the real world"
(3) &ou need to sit down with your children, regularly and at
di8erent stages in their lies, and pass on the wisdom and
nowledge you*e gained oer the years to ensure they mae
wiser decisions that you did.
@.5.' %i&orce/
5es, your wife may be an insuerable bitch" 5es, you may hae to go
outside of the house and lie a se!arate sex life with your girlfriend" But if
you get diorced while your children are young, they will neer forgie you
and they will sim!ly neer return once they leae the house" 3hey may
call, they may show u! for Christmas, but they will hae no loyalty to you
or your wife which means no su!!ort in your old age, and no isits in the
nursing home" And it is that horrible fate, one where your children want
nothing to do with you, that makes faking a marriage until they-re out of
the house worth eery ounce of !ain and suering you-ll endure doing so"
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@.5.5 Plan Four Escape Prepare for di&orce the ?rst day you $et
married
(1) $!ecically, stash away cashK Courts, through accountants and
auditors, will be able to tell you-e been hiding assets and will still force
you to gie your wife half of your assets
(#) 5ou need to stock!ile inconseMuential amounts of money starting day
one" 3ake out incons!icuous and arying amounts of cash that you would
likely s!end at a bar" Purchase gold, siler, or some other kind of !hysical
inestment that holds its alue" And if you-re really tricky, nd a friend or
family member you im!licitly trust, start a business with them, but hae
the business in their name"
@.5.7 +n Char$e of "inances
(1) omen hae been known to rack u! 3&0$ of credit card debt before
diorcing as a form of s!ite"
@.5.; Consult an Attorney
(1) Before marrying, een if you loe your ancVe, you need to consult an
attorney" 0ot only will they adise you on the !ros and cons of state and
county diorce law, but they will be able to hel! you in terms of !rotecting
your nances and inestments, as well as !ut you in a better !osition for a
custody battle"
@.5.> :ife Lo&es the ids ore
(1) 3he sad fact is that once kids are born many women will loe their
children more than their husbands" 3his relegates you to merely a s!erm
donor
(#) But you can screen out women who are !rone to loe the children
more than you" o they hae a ton of !ets6 o they !refer their cats oer
other !eo!le6 oes she obsess oer wanting children6 +f that is the case,
she is likely iewing you merely as a s!erm donor and !erha!s a meal
ticket to !ay for her 7mommy fantasy8"
@.5.@ Bettin$ Li8eral Chic-s
(1) A common !roblem in wife selection all young men will face is that
nearly all young women are liberals or leftists" Again, dee! down inside
they !robably aren-t, but you will hae to contend with the fact they
beliee they are"
(2) o deal ith this an +=CE%+BLF eIecti&e tactic + used durin$
my 2<s as betting.
(') Fnderstand most young women think .ust because they went to
college they are 7smart,8 but most are woefully ignorant about basic
economics, goernment nances, etc" Predictably, they will disagree or
argue with you about something !olitical or economic" But to !roe them
wrong, and at the same time delier a deastating blow of charm, bet
them something sexual.
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(*) &ne of my faorites was to bet a liberal girl a night where she-d come
oer to my house and clean in lingerie if she was !roen wrong" Een if
they don-t take the bet (most won-t), they are charmed (and a bit
im!ressed with your braado) to the !oint they-ll blush and usually end u!
going out with you anyway"
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