“INTENSE
ARCHITECT”
By
Amit Rana
FADE IN:
INT. WHITE BACKGROUND
We see an immigrant Indian (20m) walking down the stairs in an
apartment.
NAYAN
I moved to the US 10 years ago. I’ve seen my
co-workers get promoted, friends getting
married. But I felt stuck in the life because
of my (beat) “situation”.
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We see a Middle Eastern (Arab) man (30m) at work looking
stressed out.
AHMED
I worked so hard, I was constantly trying to
prove myself in the hopes of happiness - but it
always seemed steps away. I felt like no one
wanted me in this country.
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We see a PEDRO (40m) in the lawn gardening.
PEDRO
I had a dream to have a better life, settle
down but being a dreamer became a crime.
NAYAN
But then I found a revolutionary new app that
changed my “status” forever.
VOICEOVER
This is the story of thousands of hard-working
immigrants in the US seeking to become a
permanent part of American society. It may seem
like there’s no hope but now there is - Seeking
Immigration.
Seeking Immigration is a revolutionary new
dating app that expedites the citizenship
process.
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Our sexy, barely legal but very legal citizens
are ready and available to match with you and
sponsor your green-card.
AHMED
I joined Seeking Immigration and instantly
matched. 9 months later I was a passport
holder.
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NAYAN
Thanks to Seeking Immigration I was able to
meet Lataesha. We are a perfect match for each
other.
Lataesha (20f) urban African American with attitude
LATAESHA
Boo - your breath smells like curry. You never
heard of mints?
NAYAN lets out awkward smile
VOICEOVER
How is this possible you ask?
Simply log into our secret website on the dark
web. Match with a “seeking immigration”
adoptive citizen and purchase the marriage
package; our ordained Minister will get you
both married online and in no time....
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Fake marriage pictures with different reactions
VOICEOVER
... with real-looking proof of your nuptials
and life together. Just like that you are now
legally married to a citizen
AHMED
I got the alternative marriage package and
matched with Chris
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CHRIS
And we’re not even gay!
AHMED
I’ll do anything for citizenship
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PEDRO
Tiffany is very good - she not only help me get
citizenship but also 10 kids of mine.
TIFFANY
Oh my Pedro is so cute and wild - and I get to
practice my Latino with him: “Me gusta comer
nalgas de abuelitas”
Pedro gives her an enamoured look.
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VOICEOVER
I know what you’re thinking, how much is this
going to cost me? Well it’s only 9.99 Bitcoins
for all the marriage and visa processing. And
right now we have a special divorce package
where you can immediately separate from your
Seeking Immigration partner after you get your
Green-Card!
AHMED
Is it legal? Not at all but then again, are
you?
VOICEOVER
So sign up today on SeekingImmigration.com. It
will be our little secret.
EVERYONE
THANKS SEEKING IMMIGRATION!
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DISCLAIMER VOICEOVER
Seeking Immigration is not an immigration law
firm, and does not practice law and does not
give legal advice. Seeking Immigration cannot
guarantee protection against ICE raids, Swift
raids, or deportations. Any marriages
consummated under the application is at user's
discretion (and erection). We are not
responsible for any loss, injury, claim,
liability, or damage related to your use of
Seeking Immigration.
FADE OUT:
THE END
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