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HOW TO STEAL SOMEONE’S BOYFRIEND: a thread
Everyone knows that all the good men are in a
relationship. The available men are available because
there’s something wrong with them. That leaves you, a
single woman with a desire to start a family, with only
one option: stealing someone else’s boyfriend
The most important thing to start out with is
maintaining plausible deniability. Don’t be too up front.
Just Enter his sphere as a friend, talk (only a little)
about your other dates, about your family, your
hobbies. Find out what he likes and get interested in
those things
Dig about his current relationship. As a woman you
know how it feels to be sad and frustrated so help him
to channel that negative energy. Find out what his gf is
doing wrong and make him fixate on it
But REMEMBER plausible deniability: don’t say
anything bad about her yourself
As you dig deeper into his relationship, mold your
personality to his alleged likes and dislikes. His gf is
argumentative? be agreeable. His gf is dumb? Be an
intelligent girl boss.
Does he like the way she cooks? Say, me too!
As you get closer to him, ask him to introduce you to
his gf, either online or irl. Get close to her and start
sowing seeds of discord between them. Make it seem
like he lied, or did something stupid, or said something
bad about her. Make it seem like you’re on her side.
As you’re simultaneously destroying their confidence
in their relationship and also being their only comfort,
things are going to get tricky. He’s going to try to make
a move, but you CANNOT let yourself be the other
woman. He has to break up w her Before physical
stuff happens
If it just can’t be helped, you have to show
IMMESURABLE GUILT AND SHAME and force him to
break up with her. He can’t see you as easy, you must
show that you have morals and values and hate
breaking your moral code.. you were just
overwhelmed with passion for him
The only problem that now remains is the ex gf. If
you’ve done the job correctly, she kinda hates him
now anyway and you’re free to drop her out of her life
before you make your shiny new relationship public.
Convince her to block his ass, drive it home that she’s
too good for him, then send a couple of men that you
rejected her way. Then, start a petty fight with her, tell
her she’s toxic and end the friendship
A very important part of all this is that NO ONE can
know what happened or else the whole relationship is
publicly tainted.
People will think bad things about your future family
and it could affect your progeny for generations.
WAIT A FEW MONTHS BEFORE MAKING THINGS
PUBLIC
Even if you disagree. You all should still thank me
because this is the way of the world and you’re now
more enlightened and aware of how things work
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