AGES 8 & UP
LITTLE BOY BLUE
Little Boy Blue, your skin is like ice
The sheep’s in the meadow, the cow’s in the rice
But where is the boy who looks after the sheep?
He’s down by the haystack, but he’s not asleep
Will you go fetch him? Oh no not I,
For if I do I will certainly die.
JACK AND JILL
Jack and Jill went up the hill,
Hunting biters for fun.
Jack stubbed his toe, and broke his
cross bow
And Jill ended up a dead one.
HUMPTY DUMPTY
Humpty Dumpty
Sat on a wall
Bit his best friend
When he came to call
His friend soon returned
Back from the dead
And ate the King’s men
While they slept in their bed
Peter, Peter
The flesh eater
Had a wife but couldn’t keep her
So he bit her on the chin
Now she’s a zombie just like him.
HEY DIDDLE DIDDLE
Hey diddle diddle
The zombie was little
The cow was too much to eat
The little dog laughed
A little too soon
So the walker ate him for a treat
LITTLE MISS MUFFET
Little Miss Muffet
Sat on a tuffet
Eating a big meaty brain
Along came a hang glider
Who landed beside her
Guess he should have taken the train
THREE BLIND MICE
Three blind mice
Three blind mice
See how they run,
See how they run
They move to fast for
the zombies to catch.
They try their best
but they can’t seem to
snatch
Three blind mice
Three blind mice
ROCK-A-BYE BABY
Rock-a-bye baby
Back from the dead
Poor baby can’t sleep
Cuz’ you haven’t been fed
You broke your cradle
And now you must fall
And down will come baby
Ready to maul
THE OLD WOMAN WHO LIVED
IN A SHOE
There was an old woman
who lived in a shoe.
Had so many children,
she didn’t know what to do.
The world did turn
and the heavens did crack.
So she chopped them all up
to eat as a snack.
MARY HAD A ZOMBIE DOG
Mary had a zombie dog
And so the teacher turned him out
His teeth were sharp as steel,
But still he lingered near,
And everywhere that Mary went
And waited patiently about
The dog was looking for a meal.
for someone to appear.
She drug him down to school one day,
“Why does that dog wait in the snow?”
Which was against the rule.
The little children cry.
The children smelled like a buffet,
“He wants to eat you all, you know,”
So he began to drool.
the teacher did reply.